Thinking like this, Ye Haochuan is no longer impulsive, he will be at peace when he comes, and when he gets to the ground, he will see the opportunity to act. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Seeing that Ye Haochuan was like a turtle in an urn at this time, and he didn't even dare to let go of a fart, the young man in the flower shirt couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, and took out a multi-functional knife.

Then, this multi-functional knife flew up and down in his hand, as if he had played a flower.

Seeing that Ye Haochuan was indifferent, the young man in the flower shirt couldn't help but feel a little strange, pretending to be a little threatening, and said, "Boy, listen up, get on our thief ship, if you want to go down again, it's difficult." You'd better be honest with me on the road, or don't blame me for carving a flower out of you...... Drive!"

Ye Haochuan sneered in his heart, and said unashamedly, my brother got on your thief ship, how did my brother smash you to a mess?

However, on the surface, he pretended to smile stupidly and said: "This old man said that he laughed, just now you have a unique skill, it can really be said that there is no one before or since, brother is fortunate to meet a master today, it is really fortunate to have three lives, fortunate to have three lives! By the way, I don't know what to call my brother? Brother, I really admire it very much." ”

The young man in the flower shirt glanced at him, stunned for a moment, and said that he threatened him, he wouldn't be able to see it?

"Boy, why do you ask me by name? I don't have any friendship with you, do you want to have a friendship with me, do you want me to open up to you?" the young man in the flower shirt sneered.

Rub, this kid is quite vigilant!

Ye Haochuan smiled: "This old man is laughing, since my brother has fallen into your hands, then I can only be at your mercy, but, to be honest, we don't have any deep hatred, why bother to be rude?"

The young man in the flower shirt also smiled: "Good boy, you can talk." ”

"Where, where. Ye Haochuan said with a smile, "Actually, junior brother, I want to consult with you, brother, is there any quick tutorial, so that I can quickly and quickly have a cool knife technique like yours in one day, junior brother, I am willing to pay a high price for tuition." ”

The young man in the flower shirt laughed: "You kid is really funny, this knife technique, how can there be any quick tutorial? Brother has practiced for several years before he finally practiced it, so you want to practice it in one day, it's really funny." Okay, for the sake of your kid who can speak, my brother will tell you who your brother is, listen well, and call me Brother Shanpao in the future. ”

The name of the mountain cannon is really amazing! There are too many cannons, right?

Ye Haochuan shook his head secretly, and at the same time he was extremely funny in his heart, this kid is really stupid, can't you see that the master is ridiculing you?

"Oh, it turned out to be Brother Shanpao, this name is good, imposing, creative, much stronger than those 'Brother Qiang' and 'Brother Fa', I really admire Brother Xiao. Ye Haochuan said a little embarrassed, "I was a little reckless in asking just now, but I made you laugh at Brother Shanpao." ”

This sycophant was slapped right on the butt of this guy called Mountain Cannon, and he was so comfortable that he couldn't close his mouth with laughter.

Seeing this, Ye Haochuan continued to spare no effort to talk, and after a while, he became a lot closer to this stupid cannon.

"By the way, Bao Guozhong is suffering from AIDS, Brother Shanpao, do you know?" Ye Haochuan suddenly threw a bombshell.

"What?AIDS?"

Several other people in the car were also taken aback when they heard this.

"You still don't know?" Ye Haochuan pretended to exaggerate and shouted, "This is true, don't forget, I'm a doctor." That's what I diagnosed. ”

Shanpao's face changed suddenly, and he asked nervously, "You kid didn't lie to me?"

Ye Haochuan said: "Brother Shanpao, what am I lying to you for? If you don't believe me, then I'll show you your body...... Well, you've had appendicitis surgery before, and it was a year ago, right?"

"Hey, how do you know?" the mountain cannon opened his mouth wide, and he couldn't believe it.

It is true that he had appendicitis surgery last year, but no one around him knows about it except his parents.

Mountain Cannon nodded secretly, it seems that this kid really has two brushes.

Still, he was a little puzzled and said, "How do you see that?"

Ye Haochuan said: "I am a traditional Chinese medicine, what I am good at is to see, hear, ask and cut, why can't I see your illness?"

As he spoke, he looked at the other young people in the car and accurately explained their hidden illnesses one by one.

This hand directly calmed everyone in the car.

"Oh, boy, I really didn't see it, you turned out to be a little miracle doctor!"

"I'm really convinced now, completely convinced, those experts and professors in the hospital are compared to you, it's just scum. ”

"That's it, your level, at least the national player level, admire, admire......"

At this moment, the mountain cannon suddenly shouted: "Enough, enough, is it all over?"

Several others looked at him inexplicably.

The more he talked, the more angry he became, and said, "What are you looking at Lao Tzu for? Have you forgotten that we had dinner with Bao Guozhong's bastard? Damn, AIDS is contagious!"

By the end, he was on the verge of crying.

When the other people heard this, their faces immediately turned like earth, and they were so nervous that they were sweating.

Still the mountain cannon said to Ye Haochuan in a panic: "Brother Ye, you show me, show me, do I have AIDS?"

Ye Haochuan really felt like he wanted to laugh when he saw it, and his heart said to scare and scare them, and sighed.

As everyone knows, his sigh scared these guys so much that their hearts and livers were about to jump out.

The mountain cannon was the most nervous, and said, "Brother Ye, don't scare me." Tell me, tell me, am I getting AIDS?"

"I'm sorry, but you're all infected and living with HIV. Ye Haochuan's face was solemn and authentic.

"What?"

Several people in the mountain cannon immediately fried the pot, and even two of them cried bitterly on the spot, and the person in charge of driving directly parked the car on the side of the road, lying on the steering wheel and crying: "I am old and young, I don't want to die yet." ”

After a while, the mountain cannon said angrily: "Damn, don't cry, let's go to Bao Guozhong's bastard to settle accounts." ”

"Yes, go find him!"

", Lao Tzu sees him, see if Lao Tzu doesn't chop him into meat sauce!"

"Worm, drive, drive, I can't wait, damn, this bastard is too moral. ”

Looking at the excited appearance of the crowd in the car, Ye Haochuan smiled in his heart, damn, Lao Tzu's discordant plan is high, hehe, Bao Guozhong, Bao Guozhong, I have your good show to watch now.

Half an hour later, the van stopped at a small, abandoned factory.

Through the car window, Ye Haochuan saw that there were two people standing in the small factory, who was not Bao Guozhong at the head?

Laugh at!

As soon as the van stopped, the mountain artillery and several people got out of the car in a rage.

The mountain cannon gritted his teeth and opened his mouth to scold: "Okay, you Bao Guozhong, give me death!" (To be continued.) )