Rio Olympics men's 100m short track semifinals!

In addition to the fact that this is the first cross-event in the history of the Olympic Games, there is another important reason why this semi-final is notable:

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A bet on who exactly kissed the donkey's butt.

A show that makes people feel like they are entertained.

The event was broadcast live on almost every television station in the world.

"Kirkel is actually not a bad person, but he is famous for his big mouth. ”

On the broadcast seat of China National Television, broadcast guest Qian Zhenao said with a smile: "When I participated in the World Championships in the past, he said in the broadcast seat that I would never be able to enter the semi-finals. ”

"I especially hope that Ray Huanxi can make it to the final, it's not about national honor, I just want to see if Kirker really wants to kiss the donkey's ass. The host laughed himself when he said this.

Athletes begin to enter.

And when China's Lei Huanxi entered the track, it immediately caused a burst of cheers and tsunamis.

No matter what Lei Huanxi can achieve, it is already a remarkable achievement for a cross-major player to reach the semi-finals.

Of course, whether he makes it to the final or not, there is always someone between him and Kirker who is going to kiss the donkey's butt.

Loved.

"Kirkel, you must be very nervous at this point, right?"

"No, no, I still insist on my opinion, Lei Huanxi will never be able to enter the finals"

"Well, who's going to lose this bet, I think we'll find out soon. Ah, the great Lightning Bolt, has made it through the semi-finals. Will Lei Huanxi be able to successfully complete the meeting with Usain Bolt in the final? One is the lightning in the swimming lane, the other is the lightning in the track, and I really can't wait to see what happens when the two lightning bolts collide. ”

The runners have entered the track.

In an instant, the audience fell silent.

The games that were going on around were completely ignored.

Ray rejoices.

All viewers have only one goal:

Ray rejoices!

"Ready—"

The athletes squatted down.

Lei Huanxi's posture looked particularly weird and awkward.

After all, he had never participated in any formal running training.

But who cares?

The only thing everyone cares about is what kind of results he can achieve.

"Bang" -

"The referee's gunshots rang out. ”

Lei Huanxi's start was not fast, and he was even a little uncomfortable! Lei Huanxi was behind in the first 30 meters. Catch up! Lei Huanxi made a mid-range force, and he ran first! Lei Huanxi sprinted! Come on! Rushed over! Lei Huanxi was the first to cross the line!

"Final! Final! The final is coming!" The host of the Chinese state television shouted excitedly: "Lei Huanxi enters the final! The flying man competition, we are coming! On the field of the Olympic men's 100-meter final, there will be a figure of a Chinese athlete, and a legend has been born! The first athlete in Olympic history to be able to enter the final in all major events! He is a Chinese! Chinese!"

"9.68 seconds! Oh my God, Lei Huanxi actually ran 9.68 seconds in the semi-finals! The Olympic record is 9.63 seconds!"

"Where is the limit of Lei Huanxi?" Qian Zhenao's voice was very excited: "I really can't imagine that when Lei Huanxi competes with all his strength in the final, where will his limit be? What kind of results will he run? Will there be a miracle? Will there be an Olympic record or even a world record broken?"

Different from the excitement of the crowd in the broadcast seat of China National Television, in the broadcast seat of ABC TV, the audience clearly heard a burst of laughter.

"Mr. Kirker, China's Lei Huanxi entered the final of the men's 100m. The host said jokingly: "I think you are probably the last person to see this scene now, right?"

Kirker's look was so embarrassed and embarrassed: "Uh, I think I have to congratulate this guy." Hey, I have to affirm that there is no malice in what I say below, if there is nothing wrong with this guy's urine test, then there is only one explanation, he is definitely not a human on our planet. ”

"Dear Mr. Kirkel, whether Ray is from Mars or Jupiter, that's not for us to discuss, we're going to talk about whether you're going to kiss the ass of a Mexican donkey, or the ass of a local donkey in Rio?"

There was another louder laugh from the booth......

……

When Lei Huanxi, who had just finished the competition, left the track, Jiang Yuhang immediately gave him a big hug.

In the Olympic men's 100m flyer competition, the Chinese can finally be seen again.

For this moment, all the track and field people have waited for too long, too long.

And this glorious moment was finally waited for by Jiang Yuhang.

There was only one person who helped him make this dream come true:

Ray rejoices!

There are no regrets, no matter what kind of results Lei Huanxi can achieve in the finals, Jiang Yuhang has no regrets.

Brother Huanxi was about to be suffocated by the head coach.

It was finally separated, and Brother Huanxi found that there was something crystal clear in Jiang Yuhang's eyes.

"Coach Jiang, are you crying?" Brother Huanxi asked in a daze.

"No, no. Jiang Yuhang quickly turned his head to wipe his eyes, then turned his head and said in a disguised manner: "It's sweat, it's sweat." Lei Huanxi, thank you, thank you, I always thought you couldn't do it before, I apologize to you, apologize to you. ”

You must know that our brother Huanxi is definitely a lover of personality, and whoever treats him well will be ten times better to each other. Jiang Yuhang's excitement and words made our Brother Huanxi hot-headed for a while, and he opened his mouth and said:

"Coach Jiang, are you excited? So, I'll bring you another medal?"

Jiang Yuhang was first stunned, and then overjoyed: "Lei Huanxi, what you said is true? We Chinese have never won a medal in the 100-meter short track event, if you can really bring me a medal back, I thank you on behalf of all Chinese track and field people." ”

After speaking, Jiang Yuhang actually bowed deeply to Lei Huanxi.

"Coach Jiang, don't be like this, don't be like this. ”

Brother Huanxi actually became a little scrambling.

It's done, since it's all about this, then don't have any medals or no medals, your brother Huanxi just brought you a gold medal back, and broke the world record by the way?

In this semi-final, your brother Huanxi is running there, once you go all out, you don't know how fast you can run.

Brother Huanxi has already made such a decision at this time!

(To be continued.) )