An hour later, Li Bai and Professor Zhu came to the door in a car.

The two saw that Xu Wensheng was tied to a wooden pillar, surrounded by a goddess dressed as "showy" and with lipstick and blush, and the whole person couldn't look at it.

Just looking at this old woman, Li Bai had an urge to shout "Where is the demon".

Take a closer look, hey, it's a very professional game!

The big devil gloated.

Come out and mix, you have to pay it back!

"Lao Xu, what are you?"

The scene in front of him made the professors cry and laugh, Xu Wensheng's village was engaged in feudal superstition activities, and even the gods jumped on it, it was all messy, and it seemed that it was not lightly tossed.

From the archaeological excavation site all the way to here, for the sake of the dispute between science and unscience, the old professor and the big devil fought each other all the way, and even the ears of the driver who drove were about to explode.

That's right, both of them are bar spirits!

One talks about the lever theorem of mechanics, and the other says that the ancient Greeks didn't even know what the earth was about, and they thought the earth was a plane.

If you want to pry up the earth, wait for Galileo and Magellan to be born.

Then he pulled to Dmitry Ivanovich Mendeleev's periodic table, and was immediately replied by God, Comrade Mendeleev must be Suchaharcan's fellow disciple and brother, practicing sleeping Arhat boxing, otherwise how could he dream of the periodic table, this is not scientific!

Then there is Thomas Alvar Edison's 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration genius formula, so use the scientific method to find out what the inspiration consists of, please answer!

There is definitely no way to answer, if you use biological theory, you will not be able to find a standard answer for at least a hundred years, and maybe you can find a solution in the field of philosophy, but there are too many derivative private goods of philosophy, and it is the home of Li Da Devil, and Professor Zhu is completely intimidated.

Although both sides are small experts in digging pits, one specializes in digging the pit of the dead, and the other is good at digging the pit of the living.

This is a war between the bar spirits!

Only Lao Li knows that his son likes serious nonsense the most.

"Help, help!"

Seeing Professor Zhu and Li Bai, Xu Wensheng, who looked aggrieved, was almost about to cry.

Professors picked up the shelf and shouted at the village party secretary and the fourth aunt of the goddess: "You guys hurry up and let him go, otherwise I will call the police immediately." ”

He is a cultural person, a genuine expert, and he is not afraid of these local snakes, and there is a slight disturbance, and some of the bigwigs take the initiative to stand in the field.

Li Bai said, "Wait!"

The professors said dissatisfiedly: "What are you waiting for?

"Bring a few buckets of water to him to flush, look at this body, tsk!"

Li Bai looked at the few sanitary napkins on Xu Wensheng's body and was disgusted, it looked like they had been used, and there were all kinds of fishy commotions, not much better than just being fished out of the dung pit.

What if you put it down and the other party rushes at you and the professors?

"Uh, yes, rush!"

Professor Zhu frowned, what Li Bai said was indeed very reasonable.

This guy is simply a stinky thing, I'm afraid it's no worse than falling into a shithole, and I want to vomit just by looking at it.

"Hey, who are you?"

The village party secretary was quite uninterested in Li Bai and Professor Zhu, the two uninvited guests, and said that he wanted to release them, thinking who he was!

"We ......"

Syllable!

Professor Zhu was just about to introduce himself as an archaeological team, ready to theorize with the other party, but was interrupted by a snap of his fingers caught off guard.

What's the theory?

If you can't do it with a snap of your fingers, then two!

Although I said in my heart that I don't want it, my body is very honest.

The village party secretary and several villagers brought an oil pump, threw the water inlet pipe into a nearby water cellar, and the spray gun for the water was respectfully handed over to Li Bai.

A jet of water erupted, BiuBiuBiu...... poured Xu Wensheng from head to toe.

Whether it's children's urine, black dog blood, or garlic water, turmeric powder, sanitary napkins, I don't know how many versions or even incredible exorcisms and evil spirits, all washed clean.

It can't be said that there are no other peculiar smells all over the body, but there is a faint smell of dogs.

Emmmm...... The water source drawn by the pump comes from the water cellar that Xu Wensheng's "waste wood" big yellow dog fell into, and the dog urine has long polluted the pool water, and then sprayed on his master, the aftertaste.

It's not good, it's much cleaner than before.

After spraying, the hose nozzle was closed, Li Bai didn't step forward, stood in place and waved his hand with a disgusted face, and the rope that tied Xu Wensheng was broken inch by inch, and finally let him regain his freedom.

Xu Wensheng, who was sprayed with a column of water, collapsed to the ground, panting and shivering all over his body.

At this time, it was autumn, and although the sun sprinkled on the body made people feel warm, but being poured with such a cold water, the body temperature loss was serious, and the cold was enough.

Fortunately, after listening to Professor Zhu's suggestion, Dahu brought a blanket from home, which made Xu Wensheng barely breathe a sigh of relief.

Syllable!

Li Bai casually lifted the hypnotism on the village party secretary and others, and they were not needed here.

After the amnesty, all the villagers unanimously escaped more than 100 meters away as if they had collectively seen a ghost, their faces turned pale and frightened.

This hand of group hypnosis is quite terrifying.

"You, who are you?"

The village party secretary was bolder, but he was only 50 steps and 100 meters laughing, standing 20 steps away, hoarsely pulling his throat to give himself courage.

As for the fourth aunt of the mass opera and dance artist, she didn't care about the guy who ate by herself, so she ran away.

In her opinion, it is clear that it is pretending to be a ghost all day long, and after all, she bumped into the retribution of ghosts and gods.

An hour later, the fourth aunt rushed into the Municipal Public Security Bureau to beg for arrest.

The police comrades resolutely did not do it, they did not break the law to arrest people, and they actually ran into the Public Security Bureau when they touched porcelain, and they did not do so.

The fourth aunt was in a hurry, and a big-eared scraper slapped her on the spot, and immediately begged for mercy.

The crime of obstructing official business is punishable by administrative detention for 15 days.

The Public Security Bureau, the main western Gengjin White Tiger, gathers evil energy, bears the suppression of the imperial court's luck, and all evils do not invade.

"I'm Zhu Chaoye of the archaeological team, and this is my business card. ”

This time, it was finally Professor Zhu's turn to perform, and he took out a business card.

After hesitating for a while, the village party secretary dared to come over and take the business card, and as soon as he got it, he hurriedly retreated.

This time, I stood ten steps away, carefully looked at the business card in my hand, and said with a stammer: "I am the secretary of the party branch of this village, my name is Guo Xian, what are you doing here?"

Perhaps because of his role model, after he stood a little closer, the villagers in the distance boldly walked back twenty or thirty steps, trying to see a more authentic festival.

"We ......"

As the representative of the two, Professor Zhu looked at Xu Wensheng, who was sitting on the ground trembling, and said, "Old Xu, have you forgotten that something was not given to me?"

"Something?"

Xu Wensheng, who was still in the process of regaining his strength, was stunned, and then suddenly snorted.

I didn't think of it.

He shuddered and took out his wallet, pulled out a crystal clear green thing from the middle of several paper tickets, and gritted his teeth and threw it at Professor Zhu and Li Bai.

Li Bai stretched out his hand lightly, grabbed the thing that flew over, shook it, and disappeared in his hand, and then said, "It's finally returned to its original owner." ”

"It's all my fault, it's all my fault!

Xu Wensheng hammered hard into the muddy ground under him, and he finally understood why his Shiba Inu ran away when he saw him, and the whole village was restless.

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