Chapter 426: Neurology and Psychiatry
"This little friend, what do you think?" Xiao Lei agreed, and Lin Qingyuan's gaze fell on Qin Feng. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Judging from his peaceful smile, he seemed to be very interested in Qin Feng!
"Then Lin Lao will be the notary!" Qin Feng also agreed!
At this moment, the smile on Xiao Lei's face was even more rippling, he originally just wanted to make Qin Feng lose face in front of the medical students, and at the same time get back the face he was beaten last time, but now that Professor Lin Qingyuan is personally in charge of being the referee, then this competition is not so simple.
Xiao Lei not only wants to slap Qin Feng in the face, but also take this opportunity to behave well in front of Lin Qingyuan, if he can get Professor Lin Qingyuan's favor, then he can walk sideways in the affiliated hospital in the future!
"Qin Feng, I don't bully the small, how can you compare!" Xiao Lei looked at Qin Feng with a playful smile, obviously not taking Qin Feng in his eyes!
"Director Xiao should be studying Western medicine, and I know a little about Chinese medicine, in this case, you use the methods of Western medicine, I use the methods of Chinese medicine, let's treat each other!"
Qin Feng didn't care about Xiao Lei's expression, as soon as his words fell, the students below danced excitedly!
These students have a concern for a long time, now that Western medicine is prevalent and Chinese medicine is in decline, everyone likes Qin Feng's Chinese medicine class, but they are worried about the future prospects of Chinese medicine.
"Okay! Then let's start now!" Xiao Lei agreed without thinking about it, with a posture that he couldn't wait to defeat Qin Feng.
"You're a junior, so let you come and see my situation first!" Xiao Lei said.
Qin Feng didn't back down, walked up to Xiao Lei, stared at Xiao Lei's fat head and big ears for a while, and suddenly frowned.
"Director Xiao's appearance is really a little ugly, to the point that it affects my face...... I'll skip the 'hope' in 'Looking, Hearing and Asking', and I'll take your pulse directly!"
Qin Feng began to take the pulse seriously, Xiao Leiqi's face darkened, and the students below laughed, and even the corners of Lin Qingyuan's and Chang Xin's mouths twitched twice, looking like they wanted to laugh but couldn't help but not laugh.
Half a minute later, Qin Feng withdrew his hand!
I was very disgusted and wiped the corner of Xiao Lei's clothes: "Director Xiao should lose weight, give you a pulse, and dip the oil and water in my hand!"
"You...... Is it over?Do you want to see a doctor?" Hearing another burst of laughter from the audience, Xiao Lei almost fainted.
Qin Feng looked at Xiao Lei with a smile, and said earnestly: "Director Xiao, don't be angry, people who study medicine are the most calm-minded, how can a few jokes disrupt your mentality, this is not the demeanor that a medical master should have!"
Qin Feng teased Xiao Lei, Xiao Lei still has to endure and not have a seizure, otherwise, as Qin Feng said, he will not have the demeanor of a medical master,
Seeing Xiao Lei's ugly expression of eating, Qin Feng was happy in his heart and suddenly asked!
"Director Xiao, you just said that you are the chief physician of the psychiatric department, right?"
"Yes!" Xiao Lei glared at Qin Feng angrily, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, his face sank suddenly, and he roared: "You are the doctor of the psychiatric department, and Lao Tzu is the chief physician of the neurology department!"
There was a burst of laughter in the audience, and this time, even Chang Xin, who had a straight face, and Lin Qingyuan, who was serious and composed, couldn't hold back and grinned!
Qin Feng looked suddenly enlightened, nodded and said, "Oh! It turned out to be the director of the neurology department, but it's all about the same!"
Xiao Lei finally came back to his senses, he was the director of the neurology department, but Qin Feng added the word 'disease', so that whether it is a psychiatric department or a neurology department, it is not all the same!
Xiao Lei hasn't started the competition with Qin Feng yet, and he will be about to be angry with Qin Feng!
"Are you here to see a doctor or are you playing tricks? You can't see the problem and deliberately delay time here, right?"
"If you can't say it earlier, I'll see you for Lao Tzu!" Xiao Lei glared at Qin Feng angrily.
Qin Feng put away the look on his hippie smiling face, and suddenly became serious: "Director Xiao, I'm already optimistic!"
"You've got a nerve problem!"
"Damn, you have a special nervous problem!" Xiao Lei ignored Lin Qingyuan's old antiques and scolded angrily.
"Neurological problems are manifested by irritability, irritability, and long-term development can lead to neurasthenia, decreased physical strength, and poor digestion leads to weight ......"
"Director Xiao is also accompanied by symptoms of bad breath, constipation, hemorrhoids, these are a series of symptoms caused by your nerve problems, Director Xiao should pay more attention!"
After Qin Feng said this, Xiao Lei couldn't answer directly!
Because the symptoms Qin Feng said were half-truths and half-truths, and the nerve problems were fake, but the symptoms of bad breath and constipation and hemorrhoids really made him right!
"You...... Nonsense!" Xiao Lei's face turned red, how could he admit this symptom in public.
"Maybe I'm really wrong, but it doesn't matter, isn't there Lin Lao here as a notary, just let Lin Lao show you!" Qin Feng shrugged indifferently.
Xiao Lei suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, Lin Qingyuan is the first person in the current Chinese medicine in the medical school, Xiao Lei believes that these symptoms of his own, Lin Qingyuan can see them at a glance.
"Don't look at it, what Qin Feng Xiaoyou said is right! Director Xiao Lei's lips are cracked, and the redness and swelling of the nose are on fire, and when he speaks, his tongue is white, and he has a lot of saliva, so he does have bad breath...... Moreover, I can already smell it from such a distance!" Lin Qingyuan didn't need to step forward, just stood in place and commented.
As soon as he opened his mouth, the students below couldn't stop laughing, but he didn't expect Xiao Lei to have bad breath and hemorrhoids, how disgusting this person is!
Moreover, Lin Qingyuan's approval made the students mistakenly think that Xiao Lei's condition with nerve problems was also true. At this time, everyone looked at Xiao Lei with strange eyes, especially the students in the first row looked at him vigilantly, afraid that he would suddenly have a nervous attack and make a sheep epilepsy or something, how scary!
"Qin Feng, it's my turn now!"
Xiao Lei was rectified by Qin Feng, and he was holding back his anger, and walked in front of Qin Feng with a fierce attitude.
Qin Feng hurriedly took a few steps back, came to the position of the students in the first row, and directly put the pink mask on her table on her face without Hua Yan's consent: "Director Xiao's bad breath is really bad, I can't get close to you without wearing a mask, Director Xiao, don't mind!"
Qin Feng amused everyone to laugh again, but Hua Yan was stupidly stunned, this mask was worn by her every day, and now Qin Feng wore it without asking, in this way, the two of them kissed indirectly!
Chang Xin's face became more and more cold when she was standing in the crowd of expert groups, seeing that Qin Feng was wearing Huayan's mask very casually, Huayan didn't say anything, she was even more sure of the relationship between Qin Feng and Huayan, it seemed that the two of them must have kissed, so I don't know if they really went to bed.
This scene made Chang Xin's heart anxious, she has always regarded Huayan as a good sister, and the two are intimate, but now Chang Xin doesn't know how to face Huayan.
Xiao Lei held a mouthful of old blood in his throat again, and he couldn't spit it out, and he couldn't swallow it.
He glared at Qin Feng fiercely, afraid that Qin Feng would talk nonsense again, so he hurriedly began to check Qin Feng's situation.
Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to seeing and hearing a doctor, and Western medicine actually understands some basic acquaintance diseases, such as common symptoms such as cold and fever, and Western medicine can also analyze some causes through the color of phlegm and the condition of urine and urine.
It's just that Qin Feng, as a martial artist, is very healthy, so Xiao Lei looked around Qin Feng several times, but he didn't have a clue at all!
"Director Xiao, don't you see the problem yet, isn't my body too healthy!" Qin Feng looked at Xiao Lei with a smile, Xiao Lei hung his face, and didn't speak with the expression of a dead father.
In the end, he couldn't pretend anymore, so he shook his head and sighed, "I can't see it!"
"Director Xiao Lei, in this way, is this competition considered my victory!"
"Hmph! This competition was unfair from the beginning!" Xiao Lei was willing to admit his incompetence in front of Lin Qingyuan, which would start all kinds of quibbles.
Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, hearing, inquiring, and seeing, looking at the face and checking the pulse to see some common diseases, but Western medicine needs all kinds of advanced medical equipment to take pictures from perspective, and then analyze the various conditions of the patient's body according to the film. ”
"Now that Chinese medicine has long been outdated, where are there still people who are willing to learn that thing, who is seriously ill and does not go to the hospital for surgery, that is the field of Western medicine...... To put it bluntly, Chinese medicine can also treat colds and fevers, headaches and abdominal pain, such as cardiovascular diseases, brain diseases, abdominal internal organs and other diseases, without Western medicine or injections, you still want to take the pulse and prescribe a few prescriptions to cure it, it's a joke!"
Xiao Lei lost to Qin Feng in the competition just now, this will directly start to use the wide use of traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine to hit Qin Feng, Qin Feng doesn't mind Xiao Lei bragging here, but Lin Qingyuan, who is a notary on the side, after listening to Xiao Lei's words, his face has long been blue, his breathing has begun to be short, and suddenly his eyes are black, and he faints directly!
"Professor Lin, what's wrong with you?"
"Professor Lin fainted!"
"Don't mess around, students sit in their seats, and the experts go out first, so that the surroundings are ventilated!"
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Lin Qingyuan suddenly fainted, and everyone suddenly became a mess!
Those students nervously stood up and looked at Lin Qingyuan, and some timid girls screamed, although the professors of the expert group maintained order at the first time, but these old professors obviously not many people listened.
"Everyone is quiet!Who dares to speak, they will not be allowed to take my class in the future!" Qin Feng suddenly stood up and let out a low roar, and the sound of falling needles could be heard quietly below.
Xiao Lei and Qin Feng came to Lin Qingyuan's side, and more than half of the experts and professors were scattered to the side, maintaining normal ventilation.
"Director Xiao, didn't you just say how popular Western medicine is, how backward Chinese medicine is, and that those cardiovascular diseases need to be operated on by Western medicine to be cured, then I ask you now, why did Lin Lao suddenly faint?"
Qin Feng's expression suddenly turned cold, and his eyes glared at Xiao Lei fiercely!
Xiao Lei suddenly felt a pressure coming, and he didn't even have the courage to speak.
"You claim to be the chief physician of the Department of Neurology, and you are showing off your power outside with this name all day long, but now you can't even see the reason why Lin Lao fainted, he was in a coma due to a heart attack, which is Director Xiao's strength!"
When Qin Feng said this, Xiao Lei's face was red, and he couldn't wait to dig a crack in the ground to hide himself.
But he knew that he couldn't hide now, so he could only stubbornly say: "Qin Feng, you said that these are useless, now that Lin Lao has fainted, you still have the heart to worry about Chinese medicine and Western medicine with me, see how good Chinese medicine is all the time, if you have the ability, you will use Chinese medicine to cure Lin Lao!"