Li Rui didn't expect that there was a second person in the village committee besides Xie Sanping, and it was a woman, and he didn't expect her to be squatting in the toilet, so he suddenly heard the woman's scream, and he was so frightened that he almost jumped up on the spot, thinking that he had hit a ghost at night, and all the urine that didn't spill out was held back, and he exclaimed "Ah", took two steps back, and his heart was about to jump out of his throat.

The woman inside was poured with his urine all over her face, angry, embarrassed, and scolded when she stood up: "You bastard Xie Sanping, what kind of blind dog eyes are you, don't you see anyone inside, why don't you pee on your mother's face with your grandmother's left ear, I'll wipe your grandma's ......"

Although these foul words are ugly, the target is aimed at Xie Sanping, so Li Rui didn't get angry when he heard it, he put on his untied clothes first, and said curtly: "You just scold a few words, I'm not Xie Sanping." But I'm sorry for you, but I didn't mean to, how did I know that you were squatting inside......" While speaking, the woman's voice was very familiar, and after thinking about it, she shouted: "Are you the women's director?" The woman also heard his voice, and asked in surprise: "Aren't you Xie Sanping......?" Are you Director Li? ...... you? You...... Why did you come in? Xie Sanping?" Li Rui said: "He's outside." The women's director scolded in a low voice: "What's the difference, why did he let people in?"

Li Rui vaguely felt that something was wrong with this, he seemed to have inadvertently broken the adultery between the two, a little embarrassed, and just wanted to get out as soon as possible, and said, "You...... Hurry up and wash your face, I'm sorry for you, I have to go. After saying that, he turned around and left. But the women's director grabbed him and shouted, "Don't go." Li Rui was startled, his body trembled, and said, "You...... Do you have anything else to do?" The women's director smiled and said, "You peed on my face, and you want to leave when you say sorry?" Li Rui's heart chuckled, and said, "What else do you want?" The women's director said: "You can't just let you pee in vain, hum." As he spoke, he caught up with him, scratching at him, muttering, "Where's my pee, I've got to clean it up." ”

Li Rui made a joke, I don't know if this woman has a brain problem, or if she wants to take the opportunity to entangle with herself, so she hurriedly stretched out her hand to push her, pushed it away, turned around and left, saying that it was walking, it was almost the same as running, and she ran to the gate of the courtyard in a few steps.

The woman director had not yet put on his pants, and was bare-assed, so she couldn't chase him, and she watched him run out hatefully, and said to herself: "Pretend to be a good person, which of you stinky men is a good thing?

When Li Rui ran to the door, he happened to meet Xie Sanping coming to the courtyard. The two bumped into each other at the door, and because of their respective hearts, they spoke almost at the same time.

Li Rui said: "Director Xie, I'll ...... I went to the toilet...... Xie Sanping said, "Director Li, you ...... What are you doing in the courtyard?"

The two of them finished speaking at the same time, and at the same time they were explained.

Xie Sanping was more nervous than him, and asked more: "You...... You didn't enter the house, did you?" Li Rui thought to himself, even if Lao Tzu didn't enter the house, he knew about the pickled matter between you and the women's director, and he insisted: "No, I just went to the toilet." Xie Sanping secretly breathed a sigh of relief and didn't ask anything more.

Li Rui came outside and saw that the people on the road had dispersed. It seems that although the strange incident just now disturbed everyone's good dreams, it did not cause greater fluctuations, and after thinking about it, since it is certain that it is not an earthquake, then there is no worry about life, it is better to go back and sleep as soon as possible, it is not okay to always wander outside, this village is too dangerous, who knows when you will have insight into the ugly things of others? Who knows if people will kill people when they are angry and ashamed? For the sake of their own safety, it is better not to wander outside. Thinking of this, I remembered that a stream of hot urine shot on the head and face of the women's director just now, shook my head with a smile, and walked quickly into the alley.

Xie Sanping bolted the door of the courtyard of the village committee, and when he walked inside, he saw a person standing in the courtyard, and hurriedly went up and complained: "Damn, why don't you die, run out to show everyone that you Huang Cuifen and I Xie Sanping sleep together?" Huang Cuifen, the women's director, sneered: "Look at your little guts, who can see it?" Xie Sanping pulled her to the house, suddenly smelled a breath of urine, and scolded with a smile: "Hahaha, you fell into the pit, why are you so ashamed?" Huang Cuifen snorted and said: " Your mother just fell into the pit, and now she thinks I'm ashamed? Why didn't you think I was angry when she hugged me just now?"

Huang Cuifen casually opened his hand and scolded: "Aren't you ashamed of me?" Xie Sanping laughed, shook his head and said, "No, don't dislike it, I'm more angry than you." Huang Cuifen said proudly: "Don't talk nonsense, I can't always be nice to you for nothing, you should give me some benefits." Xie Sanping said: "Don't worry, you haven't seen it, our Xiaolongwang Village has been used as a poverty alleviation pilot in the city, and this is going to be real." I heard Director Li from the city say that in a few days, tens of millions of poverty alleviation funds will come down. Don't talk about tens of millions, even if it's millions, we can pick out tens of thousands of dollars casually, and when the time comes, your benefits are indispensable. ”

Huang Cuifen asked in surprise: "Is there really so much poverty alleviation money in the tens of millions?" Xie Sanping said proudly: "Can Director Li still lie to me?" Huang Cuifen frowned and said: "Even if you really have this money, can you really pick it out?" Xie Sanping snorted: "Lao Wang and I can even pick out the poverty alleviation funds in the county, but we can't pick out the money?" Huang Cuifen said: "Don't brag, the county is loose, but the city is strict." Xie Sanping yawned and said, "The reason is the same, as long as we can apply for it, we can pick out the money." If you think about it, since the money is for poverty alleviation, it must be sent to poor households, and in this process, it must go through our hands, as long as it passes through our hands, even mosquitoes have to carry a piece of meat for it. ”

Huang Cuifen said happily: "If you can really pick out some money, how much will you give me?" Xie Sanping said: "I don't know yet, but I'll try to share as much as I can, we don't have a one-day friendship, if you don't take care of anyone, you have to take care of you, don't you say?" Huang Cuifen grabbed his hand and didn't move, and said, "Who cares about these poverty alleviation funds in the city?" Is it Director Li?" Xie Sanping nodded and said: "Yes, it's him, he said so himself." Huang Cuifen sighed and stopped talking. Xie Sanping saw her pondering and slapped her buttocks. Huang Cuifen was like a tigress who had been touched on her buttocks, and immediately jumped up and scolded: "I'll wipe your mother, what are you shooting blindly?"

Xie Sanping was not angry, and said with a smile: "What are you thinking about? Wouldn't you be thinking about going to Director Li, throwing me off and getting money from him, right?" Huang Cuifen snorted and said, "Don't care, you can't care, it's my business whether I can get money out of him." Xie Sanping said disdainfully: "Cut, don't daydream, what kind of character is Director Li, he is the leader of the General Office of the Municipal Party Committee, a big man, young and handsome, he will look down on you, an old lady in the countryside? ”

This said Huang Cuifen's heart, which directly made her angry, turned around and kicked on Xie Sanping's chest, kicked him down on the kang, and scolded: "The old lady is willing to sleep for nothing, why are you so jealous? Are you jealous? Your mother is a bastard, lacking heart, why should you think about it, hasn't the old lady slept for you for nothing in the past few years?" Xie Sanping was kicked by her, and was about to be annoyed and angry, but when he accidentally saw her face, he changed his mind again, got up with a smile, and said, "You also believe me when I talk nonsense?" Don't talk about that, sleep. As he spoke, he cheekily leaned over to her and hugged her.

Huang Cuifen didn't want to offend him too much, after all, she would have to mix in the village in the future, so she snorted and said: "I have talked in the future, I am a village cadre, and I speak a little level, and I am a scholar Director Li...... "With a grumble in his mouth, he lay down and slept with him.

A few minutes later, when Xie Sanping and Huang Cuifen were whispering, there was a strong knock and shouting outside the small courtyard.

Xie Sanping frowned, paused for a while, and complained: "What's the matter, why are there so many things tonight, and you still don't let people live?" Huang Cuifen said: "Ignore him, sleep, trap me." ”

But the knocks and shouts in the courtyard still kept ringing, and finally Xie Sanping couldn't help it, and said, "No, I have to go out and have a look, and see which immoral guy didn't sleep in the middle of the night and smashed the door." Huang Cuifen yawned and said, "Go ahead, I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep." Xie Sanping hurriedly said: "Don't sleep yet, I'll be back soon, wait for me." After saying that, he got off the kang, put on his shoes and ran out.

Huang Cuifen glared at the door with disdain, and said to herself, "Wait for you...... When you do it, you don't have any ability at all, so you know to take advantage of the old lady. The old lady is really blind, how could she follow you. After speaking, he remembered Li Ruilai, who had urinated on his head just now, but he couldn't have any hatred for him in his heart, and thought that he was holding tens of millions of poverty alleviation funds in his hand, and his heart began to move.