Jingle bells!

Half an hour later, the first call came, and Hao Jian didn't pay attention to it as if he hadn't heard it at all. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

An hour passed, and he didn't answer three phone calls in a row.

Then Hao Jian's mobile phone rang, he glanced at his mobile phone number, and quickly sat up in fright, and said in a flattering voice:

"Hey. …… Daughter-in-law, do you miss me?"

"Hao Jian, you listen to me clearly, if you don't answer the next call, I'll let you do it for nothing this month!" Shu Ya's annoyed voice came from the other end of the phone.

It turned out that those departments couldn't get through to the logistics department, so they called Shu Ya to report, and Shu Ya soon knew that Hao Jian's bastard was lazy.

"Wife, I just now, I'll go back now. Hao Jian hurriedly explained.

Hearing this explanation, Shu Ya on the other end was so angry that her face turned green, and she directly cut off the phone, too lazy to talk to this vulgar guy.

Hao Jian smiled bitterly, he originally wanted to be lazy, but now it seems impossible.

"Ring, ring, ring. ”

The phone rang again, and Hao Jian answered helplessly.

"What's the matter with you, you don't answer the phone all the time, where are you dead!" and at this moment, a sharp and mean female voice came from the other end.

Hao Jian was suddenly unhappy, Shu Ya just talked to him like this, what is the matter with this girl.

"I just now, people have three urgencies, don't you know?" Hao Jian said neither humbly nor arrogantly.

"More than an hour on the toilet?" the woman on the other end sneered, apparently not convinced.

"Lao Tzu is constipated, and he still has hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids leak pus, and there is blood in the pus, so it's been a long time, can't it?" Hao Jian also sneered twice.

You're going to laugh, I'm not?

“。。 ”

There was silence on the other end, obviously the woman didn't expect Hao Jian to answer her like this. She was really disgusted by Hao Jian, and when she heard Hao Jian, she immediately had a sense of the picture.

"Hey, why don't you speak? If you don't speak, Lao Tzu will hang up the phone. Hao Jian said impatiently.

"A cup of cold green tea, a cup of hot kumquat lemon tea, a cup of caramel coffee with more sugar and less milk, and a cappuccino with less sugar and more milk, you can send it to the R&D department within ten minutes, or you will look good!" the woman threatened.

"Wait, I'll take a note. Hao Jian said unhappily, this is really like a grandson.

"I can't even remember that, is your brain a straw bag?" the woman mocked meanly.

Hearing this woman's mean words, Hao Jian was stunned for a moment, and then a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said at the moment:

"Five trees on the mountain, five pots of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest, five pairs of pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelves, shoot the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box. You have the ability to repeat it to Lao Tzu, you can't repeat it, it's not a straw bale in your head, it's silica gel!"

Ga!

The woman on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, and then suddenly exploded:

"Boy, why are you deliberately playing with me, do you know who the old lady is?"

"Know!" Hao Jian said lazily!

"Hmph, it's good that you know!" the woman on the other end of the phone seemed a little smug and asked playfully:

"Say, who am I?"

"An old lady who loves to sprinkle!" Hao Jian said with a sneer.

”……“

"Bastard! bastard! go buy me something, immediately! right now! !! now"

The woman's voice roared angrily, and then she hung up the phone.

"Hey, you're pretty hot-tempered. Hao Jian pursed his lips, but he had a disapproving expression.

Then, Hao Jian seemed to think of something, and muttered: "R&D Department, shouldn't that woman just now be the shrew Su Qin that Tie Shan mentioned to me before?"

After buying the things that the woman said, Hao Jian went to the R&D department.

He stood at the door of the R&D department and said loudly directly: "Which old lady called for a drink just now?"

“……“

A group of people looked up at him, their expressions were a little strange, and they were yelling in the department, what was going on.

Their departments are strictly disciplined, and it is obvious that Hao Jian doesn't care about these so-called rules at all.

Especially this one uses the honorific ......'old lady'!

"You were the one who spoke to me on the phone just now?" At this moment, a woman walked quickly towards Hao Jian.

She wore a white shirt and a short red skirt, both of which belonged to the tight-fitting kind, outlining the turbulent waves of 36e on her chest in a seductive arc.

And her shirt is very thin, and the color of her underwear is faintly visible, which makes people can't help but stop their eyes on her chest at first glance.

The woman's face is beautiful, although it is not as good as Sister Lan, Shu Ya and Xiao Qiang, but it is a very bewitching kind, with heavy makeup on her face, which is very similar to those plane models.

Hao Jian looked at the woman who was a head shorter than himself in a daze: "You are." ”

"Su Qin, the head of the R&D Department, let me ask you, was it you who talked on the phone just now?" Su Qin said with a cold face, thinking that Hao Jian teased her like that just now, she couldn't help but feel angry.

Especially when this bastard actually calls himself an old bitch, old bitch......

After so many years in the company, no one dared to talk to her like that.

Hao Jian was very helpless, his luck was really sad, and as soon as he came to the company, he offended the two people who couldn't be messed with.

Hao Jian looked at Su Qin seriously, to be precise, he was looking at Su Qin's peak.

It turns out that this woman is the fox spirit that Tie Shan said, she is indeed very charming, and her eyes are full of spring water at a glance, this woman is definitely not a good thing.

"Is it good-looking?" Su Qin looked at Hao Jian staring at him, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Men, there is no such thing as being.

Su Qin knew this truth a long time ago, but it was the first time she had seen it so blatantly and lasciviously.

"Not bad. Hao Jian scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.

"You. Su Qin was speechless for a moment, and was so angry that he was speechless.

"That, my name is Hao Jian. Hao Jian introduced himself.

Su Qin waved his hand impatiently: "I'm not interested in knowing who you are, did you buy what you bought?"

Hao Jian smiled slightly, but he was not angry, and handed over the things.

"Didn't I tell you not to add milk to caramel coffee?

Su Qin glanced at the things Hao Jian bought, and the corners of his mouth flashed with a hint of abuse, but he suddenly became embarrassed.

"No way, you said more sugar and less milk. Hao Jian defended, he heard clearly, Su Qin wanted more sugar and less milk, not no milk at all.

"What I'm talking about is clearly adding more sugar and not milk!" Su Qin said sharply, which immediately attracted the attention of many people in the office.

"Minister Su, I think you should think carefully about what you said before, maybe you will know if you said that sentence or not. Hao Jian said with a smile, but his smile was rather gloomy.

"In other words, you think I'm framing you?" Su Qin said with a sneer, his expression very mean.

Hao Jian's smile froze, and now he was almost certain that this Su Qin was deliberately finding fault.

I guess I want to take revenge for hitting her on the phone on the phone, no wonder this woman is so unpopular in the company.