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The grass in the snow-capped mountain pasture is greener, and this year there are more cattle and sheep, and they can be seen everywhere.

Alfalfa is more than 25 centimeters tall and is blown by the wind to form grass waves, and the air also smells of grass.

Lake Rota.

Jenny and the one who was given it ...... Ahem's big king, floating on the water, chasing the moving school of carp.

There is a large red carp jumping out of the water, look at its extraordinary physique, if you give it a dragon gate, maybe you can really become a red dragon after jumping over, the length of one meter five is really amazing.

Birch forests on the shore.

Tender green shoots sprouted from among the branches, and the green that had disappeared for a whole winter had spread throughout the forest, and macaws occasionally appeared in them.

Han Xuan just got up and put on his pajamas and came to the balcony of the attic to look at the beautiful scenery.

There are no clouds, and the figure of the golden eagle is clearly depicted in the clear blue sky, and it is estimated that it is thinking about the lambs in the pasture.

I have been helping out in the vegetable plantation for the past few days, and I am so tired that my whole body is sore.

When I woke up in the morning, I felt like I had run 10 kilometers at night, and I couldn't lift my energy at all.

"Son, come downstairs ......"

"Don't go!

I'm not going to help at the plantation today!

I'm just a kid, why are you so ruthless!"

Han Xuan hurriedly interrupted his father's words and shouted downstairs that his parents thought that he lacked exercise and was forced to go to the plantation to help with the work.

"I'm not talking about this, it's up to you to go today or not.

ABC's morning news is talking about your company's products, Virgra!"

“…… It's coming!"

Running downstairs in slippers, I came to the living room and sat next to my father.

I saw a female reporter interviewing another reporter-like man on TV: "Scott, yesterday you tried Snow Mountain Pharmaceutical's new product Viagra, can you tell us how you feel?"

Does it really work?"

The middle-aged British man named Scott raised his hands to look at the camera and explained, "Let me explain here first, I am not an ED patient.

It's only to tie up today's topic that I've personally experimented with Viagra in order to give you a more detailed report.

As for whether it really works, all I can say is that last night it seemed like I was back in my twenties.

When I woke up today, my wife no longer dared to yell at me, saying that I was lazy and didn't make breakfast for the children.

This little blue pill is really a very magical thing.

Now for an interview, my colleague who unfortunately got ED, in order to protect his privacy, please help him make a mosaic. ”

The screen switches, and a round fat face appears.

Looking at the dress, he is also a TV station worker, and he has "mosaic" written on the door of his head, and his appearance is all seen......

Han Xuan and his Lao Tzu laughed together, this guy must have been rectified by his colleagues!

After a few seconds, it changed from a small line of small print to a blurry mosaic pattern, and he said: "I was fine when I was young, at least twenty minutes at a time."

Probably because of smoking and being too tired from work, I got moderate ED four years ago......

A lot of people know my voice, Scott, help me process it, or I won't be able to continue. ”

"OK! Post production will process your voice, Mark," Scott said. ”

Subsequently, his voice changed to Donald Duck's hoarse cartoon tone: "I got moderate ED, I can only last two or three minutes at a time, and I ......"

Hold up a finger, straight.

Then bend and bend again......

Isn't that a metaphor?

That's the way it is, and I've been struggling with it for a few years.

My wife didn't blame me, but I blamed myself, I saw a lot of doctors and took a lot of medicine.

At first, the condition showed a slight improvement, but it soon became more serious, and the drugs may have added hormones or something. ”

"Poor fellow, I sympathize with you, Mark.

No wonder Sarah asks you for a drink at the party, and you never say yes to her. ”

The female reporter covered her chest with a look of pity.

"Hey, hey, my wife will watch the news, don't hurt me, okay! If this continues, I won't be interviewed!"

"It's okay, Mark.

No one will know it's you. ”

“…… But you've called my name more than once!

Oh my God, how can there be a colleague like you!

She'll kill me when I get home, and I've never told her about it!"

In front of the TV.

Han Xuan was so happy that he covered his stomach and laughed.

In the past, ABC TV news was notoriously serious, so serious that no one wanted to watch it.

It is estimated that the high-level officials also discovered this, which is why this episode of the show is so funny......

Reporter Scott continued, "Okay, I'll explain it to her for you."

If you have this disease, she should be very relieved that you will definitely not mess around outside.

Don't hit me, I'm telling the truth, now let's talk about the details of what happened after taking Viagra. ”

The man named Mark continued: "Ahem, as early as the day Snow Mountain Investment Company released this product, I have been hoping that it will be listed as soon as possible.

Although other companies have announced that their products can alleviate this disease, none of them reassure me more than Snow Mountain Investment Company......"

"Okay, okay, I know that Mr. Han Qi, Han Xuan's grandfather, is about to work with Mr. Buffett to jointly acquire our ABC TV.

You don't have to be in such a hurry, pat the future boss's ass and get to the point. ”

"Damn, I won't say anything if you interrupt me again, go interview yourself!

Shut your mouth!

Where did I go?

Oh, I'm relieved that its product surprised me when it came to the efficacy.

Knowing why I took a leave of absence yesterday, I went to the convenience store to get ready to buy Viagra!

He lived to be forty-three years old, and for the first time he saw someone snatching medicine.

I went to the hospital in advance to get a medical certificate, and the 500,000 pills distributed this time can be purchased at pharmacies and SOS 24-hour convenience stores, but you must bring the certificate when you buy it.

The average of 300,000 pills is for each family, only about 60 pills, plus some convenience store owners and employees keep them for themselves, and a small number of people can buy them.

Unfortunately, I was still late to go, and I bought it from someone else, and I only got two pills for eighty dollars.

After reading the instructions, it said to take it a few hours in advance, so I took it on the way.

What happened later, it's unbelievable!

I wore a pair of baggy pants yesterday, and when I was on the subway, I even had to cover it with my bag so that I wouldn't make a fool of myself.

What the tent was like, I was what I was at the time, I hadn't experienced it in years!

Then the problem came, and when I got home, I realized that my wife went out with a friend to buy clothes, and the more than an hour waiting for her to come back was too difficult.

I can't say much about the details later, but it turns out that Viagra is really useful, very, very useful!

I'll definitely buy it again when it's fully available, and it's worth it, even though it's a bit expensive.

Now I feel that life has become brighter, even if you ask me such an unspeakable question, I can answer it calmly.

Because I'm healthy!"

"Okay, thanks to Photographer Mark.

If you ask only one person, or a TV station worker, you may not believe it, but I'll ask someone now.

Several volunteers who had taken Viagra agreed to be interviewed by me to see what they had to say. ”

“…… Again!

Scott, I'm going to kill you!"

Han Xuan's Snow Mountain Pharmaceutical Company yesterday relied on the 500,000 small pills to account for more than $4.6 million, excluding freight and profits distributed to sellers and hospitals.

The cash cow officially started producing milk, and he was in a good mood.

Seeing his father staring at him, Han Xuan raised his eyebrows, and the fox asked, "Don't tell me that you also want to use Viagra." ”

", I'm only in my thirties, I'm in good health, I don't need to!

I just feel that this chapter seems to be too dirty, and I am afraid that it will be ...... harmoniously" (to be continued.) )