Chapter 1 Guan Ye I
The early autumn season is particularly sticky, and the weather in Qingzhong is also particularly gray, as if a storm will fall at any time.
Ximenlang, with a height of 1.85 meters, can be regarded as a Peugeot, with a little embarrassing scum, and has the appearance of a sharp brother, but his deep eyes reveal a trace of grievance, why is it a grievance? That is because Ximenlang has re-accepted a professional urban management that the masses of people hate.
Speaking of this has to start from yesterday, I remember that Ximenlang happily ended his last three-year job, I thought I could hold a lot of savings in my hand for a while, but I was attracted by a strange job advertisement, this back and forth to the town government, and then deceived to eat and drink became a glorious city manager under the town government, with a monthly salary of 1,500 oceans and a monthly living allowance of 200 yuan, what a high-end atmosphere and grade! The biggest misfortune is that he has a glorious enlistment career, which makes the harsh leaders look at it, patting the young man on the shoulder and saying: "I am optimistic about you, the people are optimistic about you, and Wantai needs you to recover." ”
In this way, Ximen Lang was driven by the little resentment in his heart, and he was honored to join the team after a short rest, and he was still thinking in his heart: "The people of Wantai need me, and I Ximen Lang will not give up for the people of Wantai!"
Later, I walked out of the gate of the town government in a daze, and then I suddenly realized that the top scout of my dignified 313 unit actually entered this profession that the majority of people hated so quickly, if my comrades-in-arms knew it, they would not point to their noses and scold: "Scum!"
The most bizarre thing is that he stupidly patted his chest and signed a contract with the government for three years, three years, he is already a person who is about to run for three, and the three-year death contract is not to let himself waste his youth?
Because of Ximenlang's face-saving personality, it is impossible to go back and regret it, after all, the captain of the Chengguan Brigade patted his shoulder and said earnestly: "Welcome comrades back, the people of the country need you to stand guard in a difficult post, the US army is now powerful, the country needs to work hard, retain your enthusiasm and dedicate the last trace of youth, bravely fight against the stalls and vendors, and stand the last post for the broad masses of the people." ”
Sneaking back home, the grievance in Ximenlang's heart can't be described in words, remembering that he was wearing that beautiful makeup, countless people passing by looked at him with disdain, and from time to time he gave a thumbs up, and his heart was cool and cold.
Touched a flag given to him by the captain of the urban management brigade who left the town government at that time, and the three hot characters on the flaming red flag were 'dear, support you!', Ximenlang felt that the egg hurt, this can't be the town government specifically using this thing to collect people's hearts, right? Why do you look so obstructive? I still support you, I'm fucking good for you, can you not be so bullshit, Ximenlang, who has always been very longing for this relevant department, instantly changed his mind, how can the more he looks at it, the more he feels that this is an organized gang.
"I'm not afraid of hooligans, I'm afraid that hooligans are educated!" Ximenlang felt that he had entered a gang organization, or a violent gang organization, especially when he saw the captain shouting his brother angrily, pulling the field and pulling his throat to fuck himself with five bottles of Lao Baigan, Ximenlang couldn't think that he was a section-level government official, but felt that he was the big boss of the gangsters.
Tighten the gray military coat on the body, look at the passers-by who are walking in a hurry, how awkward Ximen Lang looks, as if someone always looks at himself differently, take a closer look at his dress, there is nothing wrong, the upper body is wearing the high-quality and high-grade that he used to provide in the army, and it is said that it is also a Chinese brand Niu Niu army coat to commemorate the birthday of the old man Mao, this fabric, this color, is completely a model of autumn and winter fashion, warm, fashionable two combinations! And look at the lower body, it is even more amazing, the slim autumn pants, the long legs, the muscles are perfectly reflected, the muscle groups of the calves look so firm, and you can hear the sound of banging twice with a hard hammer, the spiritual food of the male god! And the most unique is the pair of beautiful yellow cloth straw shoes, a collector's edition of the 1936 Long March, which was obtained by Ximen Lang when he was in the army after squatting for three hours of horse steps, although it was a little sloppy, but it could not resist the heroic rice ear grass fluttering in the wind, but a closer look can still find that Ximen Lang's bare toes have become slightly cool.
didn't find anything unusual about himself, Ximen Lang strode up, the sound of 'stomping' was particularly loud in the pedestrian street, and occasionally shouted a few words 'We are soldiers!' It seems particularly special.
"Baoqi, come out on a cold day and behave well!" A second-rate man with yellow hair and a down jacket looked at Ximen Lang with disdain, and his eyes revealed endless sighs.
"You melon baby knows a fart, you don't know another copy of Brother Sharp, the living Furong sister! Ge Laozi learn more, this is the stunt of the bubble sister, grandma is a bear, look at your dirty appearance, get away. A middle-aged bald man with a height of one meter five, a fat waist of two feet six, a toad beak and a cockroach head jumped up and slapped him, and looked at the distant Ximen Lang with admiration, and almost left saliva.
The yellow-haired second-rate man looked at Ximen Lang in the distance suspiciously, why can't he remember the fashion that his eldest brother just said, isn't this fucking pretending? Wearing a straw sandal on a cold day, this person is either nervous or mentally retarded.
"Smack!"
"Oh my mom! This is the turtle son who walked without looking at his eyes, the soles of his feet were sores * pus, he walked with flying forks, hooks hanging toothbrushes, and the old lady's newly bought fashionable fur collar was gray, and I didn't see a big ditch under my feet!"
Gently stroked the big white fur collar with a wet tissue, the pain in the center of his eyes could be clearly seen, and when he noticed the ringtone of the mobile phone in his leather bag, Meimei paused and took the phone: "That turtle son, don't you know that my mother is on vacation today?"
"Tomorrow I will work overtime, and I will notify you of a new colleague. There was a low voice on the phone, and he hung up after saying this, and Meimei looked at the caller ID with a stunned face, and it was the number of the 'captain'.
"Oh my mother! This is over, this is over, this captain has always been stingy, he must have offended him just now, what if he put on little shoes for himself? Or will he be tempted to seduce him? No, no, how can the old lady be so beautiful that old thing?" Meimei stood in place and paused, her heart unspeakably anxious.
"Sir, that's still a dime!" the shopping guide looked at Ximenlang with a smile on her face, and at the same time held a bag of Shufujia soap in her hand.
"Forget a dime, right? I'm all a hundred, I can't find it!" Ximen Lang grinned evilly, and his little white front teeth shone brightly.
"No, sir, we are in a regular shopping mall, we are not allowed to owe less money, and I have enough change to find it, thank you for your patronage!" The shopping guide looked at Ximen Lang with disdain, and originally thought that this kid was a wanderer, but now it seems that he is just a superb ** silk, or the kind of poor bastard who is obsessed with money.
"I've been comfortable every day for twenty-nine years, and I haven't stopped changing for a day, can't I be cheaper? ”
"Boy, this girl has never seen you such a stingy ** silk, if you don't take a dime today, this girl will abolish you, you may not know that this girl is the third runner-up of the Qingzhong Yoga Competition for three years. This shopping guide is also hairy, and the originally good mood was instantly angered by this kid Ximenlang, and he raised his calf that was eager to try it with a little bit of meaning and wanted to do it.
"Stains, not bad, not bad, quite warped! It is worthy of the third place, but I don't know how the champion is?" Ximen Lang suddenly didn't know, answered, answered the small mouth, stretched out his tongue and licked his upper lips, took a deep breath and looked at the shopping guide's hips and eyes glowing.
"Bastard!" Seeing Ximenlang's confused eyes, the shopping guide didn't fight the anger in his heart, and retreated slightly, followed by the lightning speed, the beautiful legs attacked quickly, and it was Chu Tian's temples that he wanted to attack with the speed and expansion of the legs.
"Smack!"
"It's so white, so soft, and it's quite elastic!" Ximenlang raised his left hand slightly, and caught the right leg of the shopping guide, stroked the calf of the shopping guide with his left hand, and pinched the calf muscles by the way.
"Ahh ”
"Bastard, die!"
"Bang bang!"
"Hahaha, thank you girl, Xiao Sheng farewell!" Ximen Lang rushed away with a bag of Shu Fujia, and the straw sandals under his feet 'snapped', which looked particularly strange in the silent shopping mall