Chapter 1199: A Super Road Blind Parisian Tour
I didn't see West until I got on the plane. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Where is this kid running away, and he's merry? Big brother is going on an expedition, and he won't come to see him off?
Anne specially booked a first-class ticket for him, which also made our brother Huanxi feel distressed for most of the day.
Where is this sitting, isn't it sitting?
It's all money.
However, there is still nothing to say about the first-class service.
He sat down in his seat, and within two minutes, he heard a voice: "Sir, shall we squeeze together?"
Crowded? Do you think this is a bus?
Brother Huanxi turned his head: "West?"
West: This guy actually got on this plane?
West grinned: "Big brother, can I not accompany you on your expedition? I will accompany you on the expedition to New York." β
Hey, this kid actually gave himself an unexpected surprise......
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Flying in the clouds, Brother Huanxi was not tired at all.
You'll spend a day and a night in Paris, the world-famous fashion capital.
West hadn't been on the plane for a moment, calling the flight attendant for a glass of wine and flipping through something.
"What are you looking at?" Lei Huanxi finally couldn't help but ask.
"Beauty. West waved the magazine in his hand: "You say that a big man doesn't look at beautiful women, does he still look at beautiful men?"
Wipe.
Brother Huanxi is not in shape, but this guy West is even more out of shape than himself.
However, it is also good for West to follow him, this guy has been to Paris several times, according to him, and can be his own tour guide.
Anyway, there is a day and a night in Paris......
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12 hours of flight time is still very tiring.
When he got off the plane, even a person of Brother Huanxi's physical fitness felt a little tired.
Rushed to the hotel and reported his name, good guy, Anne helped herself book another luxury suite in this five-star hotel.
West, this stinky and shameless guy, actually-
Rubbing the room!
Although the area of the suite is more than enough, the two big men living together always make Brother Huanxi feel a little weird.
It's almost the same as a big beauty.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" In the elevator, Brother Huanxi asked this question very seriously.
"No, I don't. "West didn't know what the big brother was asking for.
Brother Huanxi immediately became vigilant: "From now on, you must keep a distance of three meters from me. β
Why?
West was stunned for a moment, then reacted immediately.
If West's acting skills were still good, he immediately became affectionate: "I hate it, Brother Huanxi, people have admired you for a long time." β
"Get out!"
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What a big suite, absolutely luxury.
West gave the waiter a tip, and the first one occupied the largest bed, and called "comfortable" in his mouth: "Brother Huanxi, there is a good restaurant near here, which eats authentic French food, and I will take you to eat it later." β
"You, you know the way, right?"
"How many times have I been to Paris, and being in Paris is like coming home. β
After resting for more than half an hour, and his strength was almost recovered, West left the hotel with Brother Huanxi.
"Not far away?"
"It's not far, it's only a 10 minute walk away. β
In this way, Brother Huanxi is also relieved.
West's arrival in Paris is like coming back......
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After 10 minutes.
"West, have you arrived?"
"It should ...... It's almost ...... From this turn it was ......"
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20 minutes later.
"West, have you arrived?"
"Like...... It's almost ...... Well, I'm sure, turn left ahead and you'll get to ......."
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After 30 minutes.
"West, have you arrived?"
"I promise, turn right a little further ahead and you'll be ......"
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After 40 minutes.
"West, do you know the way?"
"Yes, I really know, how many times have I been to Paris? β
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An hour later.
"West, what the hell is this place?
"I don't know?"
"Don't you know? Don't you talk about Paris as if you're going home?"
"Big brother, actually...... In fact...... I'm a road blind ......."
Yes?
"Big brother, do you know the way back?"
"Do I know? I, I, I'm so blind!"
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Two hours later.
Tianzi No. 1 Road Blind Brother Huanxi and Tianzi No. 2 Road Blind West are completely lost.
Completely lost.
The only thing they know for sure is that they are far away from the city.
Why?
The surrounding houses are completely different from the houses near the hotel where they stayed.
"Big brother, I know where we are. β
"Where?"
"If nothing else, this is the 78th arrondissement of Paris, which is what we call the poor in the country. β
"So what?"
"That means we don't even have a person here to ask for directions. β
"Why?"
"Because the vast majority of them are immigrants from different countries, they are hostile to outsiders. β
"And then?"
"We risk being beaten, robbed, or even killed. β
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West is at least right, the people of Area 78 are really very hostile to outsiders, and when they see the two strange faces of Brother Huanxi and West, there is always a little frightening cold light in their eyes.
Brother Huanxi also noticed that as soon as he entered here, West quietly took off the expensive watch on his wrist.
West, I'll curse you in circles.
Plus eight big circles to curse you.
Originally, Brother Huanxi was road blind alone, but now there is another road blindness?
It's not sad to get lost.
The saddest thing is that not only is there no one who can show the way, but also completely lost in Area 78.
What is more tragic than the saddest?
It's two people who don't even have mobile phones!
It's a good day.
A good weather for touring, good for hiking.
After unremitting efforts, Brother Huanxi and West finally managed to turn to a small street where there was no one there.
The sun shines on the earth.
The two men stood there straight, letting the sun shine on them, their shadows falling diagonally to the ground.
They are lonely, tragic, and cowboys in Westerns.
Let him go through thousands of mountains and rivers - I will go alone!
There is no road ahead - there is a way in my heart!
Whatever it is 108,000 miles - all the way to the west!
Brother Huanxi smiled faintly, and his face was full of the fearless expression of the heroic epic of the postmodernist abstraction cosmic torrent:
"Can I call for help now?"
West took out a box of cigarettes, lit one for himself, took a puff elegantly and gentlemanly, and slowly exhaled a faint puff of smoke:
"Help!"
"Someone, help!"
"We're lost, let's help!"
After waiting for a few minutes, Brother Huanxi suddenly stopped shouting: "Wait, this is France, right?"
"yes?"
"Then is it useful for us to call for help in Chinese?"
"Like...... It didn't work......"
"Do you know French?"
"Your whole family knows French. β
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The tireless efforts of the two big men have finally paid off.
Four foreigners suddenly appeared.
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West kept shouting, "We're lost, we're going home." β
Obviously, these four foreigners are still very amiable.
They walked towards Brother Huanxi and West with a charming smile, and then the bearded man in the lead showed an even more charming smile, and then pulled out a pistol:
"Robbery!"
I'll circle you with a fork!
I'm **** an ancestor!
Brother Huanxi and West didn't hesitate for a second, they had to make a heroic choice that a man should have-
They all raised their hands in the air at the same time!
Surrender, we surrender!
Do you understand the preferential treatment of prisoners?
The four foreigners smiled mockingly.
Look, Asian men are so timid, I'm afraid they've already peed their pants when they see a gun.
They surrounded Brother Huanxi and West.
The bearded hand reached out to Brother Huanxi.
At this moment, the situation suddenly changed drastically.
Brother Huanxi punched out, and the lightning hit the bearded man's nose impartially.
The bearded man screamed, and when he fell backwards into the sky, the pistol had already been snatched by Brother Huanxi.
Brother Huanxi threw the gun outward, a flying leg, and hit the body of the second foreigner.
This foreigner fell to the ground almost at the same time as the bearded man.
What happened?
What's going on?
The remaining two foreigners saw that their companion had been knocked down, and their hands reached into their pockets at the same time.
No matter how fast Brother Huanxi's actions were, it was too late to stop them.
Even if your body is made of steel and iron, I'm afraid you won't be able to stop the bullets, right?
Fortunately, the two foreigners took out knives.
Brother Huanxi smiled.
Use a knife in front of your brother Huanxi? You're not mistaken, right?
Who is Brother Huanxi? Whether it is his strength or speed, he has reached a point beyond the reach of ordinary humans!
So he rushed forward in one step.
It's almost time for those two foreigners to have no reaction.
A punch, the foreigner on the left let out the same scream as the beard, but he was more unlucky, and the two teeth on the right were knocked off by Brother Huanxi.
There is only one last one left.
Bye!
Brother Huanxi grabbed the other party's knife-holding hand, and pretended to be hard with his right elbow.
This time the screams were the loudest.
This unlucky foreigner's internal organs felt as if they had been displaced.
He didn't fall to the ground immediately, but slowly, but painfully, slumped to the ground.
It's just less than a minute, and the four robbers who were showing off their might just now were all defeated by Brother Huanxi alone.
What's the matter?
What's going on?
West still holds his hands aloft, and still hasn't reacted.
Why did all four robbers fall to the ground?
Is it because the ground is so cool?
Brother Huanxi bent down and picked up the gun he had just thrown away, came to the bearded man, squatted down, put the gun against his head, and then roared suddenly:
"Tell me how the hell got out of this place!" )