A handful grabbed him by the neck. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I won't hesitate, today is your death date, I really don't feel at ease dealing with a little guy like you, in order to avoid future troubles, you have to die I can be completely at ease. ”

A ray of light flashed in his eyes, and his fingers were slightly harmonized, and only a crisp sound was heard.

The imaginary scene of human heads flying did not appear, but Xiang Shaofan instantly broke away from the range of ten meters of the little doll to lead the messenger as if he had seen it.

Looking at the five fingers of his right hand, his forehead wrinkled into Sichuan characters.

It's really shocking, under normal circumstances, any object will become fly ash under the effect of his own twisting fingers, but today Xiang Shaofan was shocked to find that his previous failed move was miraculously invalid today.

The five fingers of his right hand were damaged to a certain extent except for the thumb, and the worst thing was that the middle finger was almost bent to forty-five degrees, which made Xiang Shaofan inexplicably shocked.

"What's going on, how can this kid's physical body be so powerful, my powerful King Kong fingering is not the opponent of his physical body, how can this be finished?"

"Hahaha, is the kid scared, tell you that these methods of yours are useless, you can't kill me at all, the difference between the two of us is too great, don't struggle, hurry up and accept your fate and become my slave." ”

The little doll took the messenger with a look of trembling.

"Boy, you wait for me, I don't believe that I can't kill you today. ”

The little doll's sarcastic words that led the messenger completely aroused Xiang Shaofan's anger.

The scorching of the three flavors of the treasure gourd, the crazy crushing of the red sports car, and the ferocious physical attacks of their own flesh have not achieved the expected effect, and the current little doll leading the messenger is like a little strong who can't be killed, no matter how powerful your exercises are, they can't hurt the body at all, and they won't even leave a trace.

In the end, Xiang Shaofan used almost all the tricks he could think of, but he couldn't play an effect, and gradually lost his interest in attacking again, like a dead man, lying on the ground panting heavily.

At this time, the little doll guide messenger is no longer in the vegetative state of being unable to move before. The arm was already able to tremble slightly, and with a hook of the small hand, the clothes not far away automatically levitated, and then approached him little by little, covering his upper body.

At this time, Xiang Shaofan's ears had already heard the surrounding sounds, and he knew that the strength of this bear child was about to recover, but he didn't think about going forward in vain to obstruct it, people were lying there motionless, waiting for you to attack, you didn't have the slightest way to take them, not to mention that now his limbs have shown signs of recovery, if he moves, it may be even more tragic than before.

At this time, Xiang Shaofan didn't think about running away like this, and retreated to other places, as the old saying goes, if you run away, the monk can't run the temple, and what should I do if I go to the humans in the distance, I don't have to think much about doing anything with this kid's ruthless and resolute personality, and he has expressed it more than once before In order to calm his anger, if he really runs away this time, this guy will definitely kill those mortals who have no cultivation skills and are as weak as chickens. As a result, it is conceivable that this little doll will not have any compassion, and it will be dark to kill the world, and maybe the whole earth will be destroyed to make him satisfied.

This feeling of waiting for death to come, Xiang Shaofan has never experienced it in his life, he can run away but he can't run, he obviously has the opportunity to take the lead, but the result has long been doomed.

The bored Xiang Shaofan didn't care about other things, opened the trunk of the red sports car and took out his inventory of 100-year-old red wine and thousand-year-old wine from inside, trying to numb himself with alcohol. Even his unforgettable enemy, the little doll who received the messenger, couldn't recognize it.

With a jar of liquor in hand, he staggered to the little doll to receive the messenger and hooked his arms.

"Dude, it's so late, why don't you come home and do here, go home and find your mom and tell him to move out of this place quickly. ”

The voice grew lower and lower, finally close to his ear, whispering.

"I am the number one master on the earth today, Xiang Shaofan tells you the unfortunate news that I provoked a very amazing existence, you can't believe it when you say it, haha. ”

Drunken eyes, strong alcohol smell wafted in the air, and from time to time Xiang Shaofan would burp.

"Do you know that invincible existence is a half-old child, yes, it's about the same size as you, how can it look surprisingly similar to you, child, you are unlucky, you have a harmless demon face. Sadly, come on we have one. ”

When he spoke, he didn't forget to touch the head of the little doll to lead the messenger, pinch his nose, and drag his ears, full of love, and at the same time, the burning breath and the strong smell of wine came to his face, so that the little doll led the messenger to pass out several times.

Constantly struggling to get rid of someone's clamps, but sadly found that he was now slowly recovering except for a few fingers of his right hand that could still move.

"Why don't you drink? Do you have to let me pour you wine, I hate your obedient face the most, I hate it very much, since you don't drink it, I'll drink you well enough, don't worry that when you get drunk, that guy won't feel pain when he kills you." ”

"Damn, you bastard, get your dirty hands away. Not. ”

Before the threatening words were finished, they were blocked by a wine jar, and the liquor in the jar was flowing down the little doll's throat, and after a while, a blush flashed on the face of the little doll who received the messenger, which was a sign of drunkenness.

"My servant brought the wine over is simply too delicious, I didn't expect this place on the earth to have such an aging brew, although it is much worse than the immortal brew in the Xianjia Cave Mansion but I have never tasted it, today it is open, come on, take two more jars, I want to drink a good time." ”

"Brother, I didn't expect you to be so big and so large, I like you very much. ”

"! ”

"Drink, cool!"

In this way, the competition between you and me is over, and I don't know how long it will take to drink.

During this period, the little doll's ability to guide the messenger was completely recovered, and with a move of both hands, she automatically put on her clothes, and then followed Xiang Shaofan to start eating and drinking with her younger brother.

Xiang Shaofan was also very massive, and grabbed the mountains and forests in the distance, and in an instant, a fat and fat wild boar appeared in front of the two of them.

"When brothers meet, it's fate, can I borrow your treasure gourd and use it?"

"Why did I borrow it from you?"

"I'll get you some appetizers, roast the whole pig, you can't make it without fire." ”

"Okay, I'll save you some money, this thing is worth a fortune. ”

Xiang Shaofan took the treasure gourd and breathed fire at the big wild boar, and after a while, it exuded a rich aroma of meat.

"That's right, senior brother, I didn't expect your cooking skills to be excellent. ”

"Thank you for the compliment, this is the first time I've used something as high-end as Sanwei Zhenhuo to cook, the meat must be extremely tender, and I have an appetite when I smell it." ”

I don't know when Xiang Shaofan picked up the mobile phone that fell on the ground, opened the video page, and took pictures of the scene in front of him. Then he put it on the table and left it alone, and the two men began to eat and drink again.

I don't know how long it has been, Xiang Shaofan felt a trace of coolness, and subconsciously opened his hazy eyes, and what caught his eye was the newborn sun, and his temples ached faintly.

Struggling to stand up, he inadvertently glimpsed the mobile phone in front of him, curiously picked up his finger and darkened the keywords of the playback, and the picture that appeared was too shocking, and the mobile phone in the palm of an unsteady hand fell to the ground again.

Xiang Shaofan's heart was about to collapse.

"My mother, what a terrifying day, I didn't expect my day to be so festive, to sit with my lifelong enemy and drink freely. ”

His head involuntarily flashed with warm pictures, and Xiang Shaofan almost fainted again.

"Ahem!"

Just when he was at a loss, the protagonist of another event also did it, not to wake up naturally, but to be awakened by a mysterious spell.

I saw that the little doll received a mysterious rune in the hand of the messenger. At this time, an old man with a white beard and white robe appeared on the rune, with a smile on his face.

"Good boy, where are you now, come back quickly, I have to teach you spells as a teacher." ”

The little doll leads the messenger, and is obviously very unhappy that others disturb her good dreams.

"You old man is endless, aren't you really worried that I'm still thinking about your little pill, do you think I won't be able to hear it, rest assured that the pill and I are all right, I will take your place in the Nether as a messenger, don't bother me." ”

Before the other party could respond, the little doll took the messenger decisively cut off the contact, and fell to the ground and fell asleep.

Xiang Shaofan, who was not far away, decisively entered a state of suspended animation when the little doll led the messenger when he woke up for the first time, listening to the tone of the little doll leading the messenger, an evil plan came into being in his mind. The corners of Xiang Shaofan's mouth curled, showing an intoxicating dimple.

The little doll led the messenger to not know how long he had been lying, and when he opened his eyes again, he found himself sitting in a shuttle boat that had fallen to the ground, and not far from him he was the one who made Xiang Shaofan disgusted to the bones.