"Today's wind is a bit noisy~" Zhang Dadao suddenly squinted his eyes and spoke, as if enjoying the hot wind in summer. Xiao Pang at the back of the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info looked pained, took out a tissue and rubbed it and threw it up, and it fell straight up and down on his shoulder. Xiao Pang looked at Zhang Dadao speechlessly, and the meaning was very obvious, "What kind of wind is this?"

The actor in front of him also swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pointed to the fence in front of him and said, "Director Zhang, let's synthesize the green screen in the later stage, right? Wouldn't it be too dangerous to use this directly?" Inside the fence wall, because such a group of people suddenly came, I don't know whether they were shocked or angry, and a big dog was roaring wildly.

The dog's short hair, you can clearly see the pink skin, the gray fur and the blue-gray markings on the skin appear to be ugly, looking extraordinarily hideous. The dog's skin has a lot of folds, and his saliva is flying while growling, looking at this expression and appearance, the mad dog is exhausted. Regarding mad dogs, Zhang Dadao still has a lot of right to speak, and there are a lot of small diamonds in similar states, especially when he sees other dogs, he often shows this appearance.

Zhang Dadao sighed, squatted down and lit a cigarette, and said to the actor: "There is no sense of reality with special effects, so you still have to come on the spot." Look at this dog, Poor Dao just said it's a string, right? How hideous! Eh, don't you think this dog's temperament is a good match for the Seventh Academy?"

The actor was stunned for a moment, pondered for a while and looked at the dog carefully, and nodded: "Don't say it, although I can't live up to the bone surprise like Xiao Zuanfeng, but it's no problem with the outpatient department!

The two of them are in a state of quasi-illness, not to mention a dog that can shout and struggle, even a cactus ball they can watch for a long time without annoyance. This situation is unbearable for ordinary people, but it is a simple thing for the mentally ill, and it is too common to watch an ant move for a day. Zhang Dadao and the actor were happy to watch, but the few behind were not good, especially Bai Er's fool. At this time, he came over with the camera on his shoulder, ran to Zhang Dadao's side and squatted down and said, "Master, let's steal! What other tricks does that dog learner bark have?"

Zhang Dadao said "heh", he didn't turn his head, and the actor grabbed Bai Er and said, "Children, don't worry! Stealing dogs and chickens is all technical work, and it is very technical." The first one is to take a closer look! Like this dog, what did you observe?"

Bai Er's fool became serious all of a sudden, this is on-site teaching, and if you learn it, you will have endless dog meat to eat in the future. He looked at the mad dog in front of him seriously, carefully observed and thought for a while, and suddenly Bai Er fool clapped his hands: "It's done! Look at it! This dog has thick skin, suitable for making hot pot to eat!"

Zhang Dadao and the actor were suddenly embarrassed, Bai Er's fool's dedication to food, even they can't adapt to such a mental illness! The actor sighed, shook his head and said: "Alas~ The master is not saved!"

Zhang Dadao didn't think that although Bai Er's qualifications were relatively dull, Guo Jing could still become a hero! As long as he persevered in his training, one day he would either be bitten to death by a dog, or he would be able to become the heir to the intangible and intangible cultural heritage of stealing chickens and touching dogs! Therefore, Zhang Dadao adhered to the principle of teaching without class, and taught Bai Erdao very seriously: "Bai Er, listen carefully! There is a knack for stealing chickens and touching dogs, one look, two listens, three drugs, four learning, five temptations, six messengers, seven hooks, eight beats, and nine fast runs!" This trick of stealing chickens and dogs has been passed down for thousands of years in my Chinese land, and now there are fewer and fewer people who know it. Now I pass him on to you, hoping that in this increasingly impetuous world of chicken and dog stealing, you can uphold the tradition and be a tasteful and skilled chicken and dog thief!"

Bai Er Fool suddenly felt that the burden on his shoulders was getting heavier and heavier, since he was a child, except for secretly watching the Young Pioneers joining ceremony in the village elementary school, it was the first time he had such a heavy sense of mission! Bai Er Fool jumped up suddenly, raised his hand into a fist and put it on the side of his head, and said solemnly: "Master rest assured! I, I designate to do a good job! If you don't do well, don't eat!"

The actor rolled his eyes, hurriedly stretched out his hand and ripped off Bai Er's fool, and said to him: "No need to do this, listen to me, stealing chickens and touching dogs also has a purpose! There are three don't steal, the poor don't steal eggs, the lonely widow doesn't steal, and the hunting dog doesn't steal!"

"Brother actor, how can a poor person lay eggs? I used to be so poor, I can't lay eggs!" Bai Er hurriedly raised his hand to express his puzzlement.

The actor sighed and said, "Listen carefully, what's wrong!" This means that the chickens that lay eggs in the poor people's homes are not stolen, the chickens that are crowing in the widows' homes are not stolen, and the last hunting dog is not stolen by the guys who eat at other people's homes. ”

"And!" Zhang Dadao added another cigarette and added: "Now there is a new rule for this last one, no working dogs can be stolen, no guide dogs, police dogs, and drug detection dogs." You've memorized all of this, and we'll be able to tell you the nine tips for stealing chickens and dogs from the beginning. Now we have to take a look, to see if there is a person in the position, and at the same time to observe the characteristics of the dog! For example, this one in front of us is a more impulsive dog, more bloody, and aggressive!" Zhang Dadao taught Bai Er the secret of stealing dogs, listening to his words, and the application of psychology was also introduced here. Xiao Pang unconsciously got closer, don't care if these nonsense things are useless or not, you can still gain knowledge by listening more.

Bai Er's fool listened seriously, and he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to remember, so he scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry, and the actor sighed and took out a notebook and pen and handed it to Bai Er's fool. Bai Er nodded gratefully at the actor and hurriedly began to take notes! Zhang Dadao followed: "These two people are talking about listening to all directions when stealing chickens and dogs, and the next few are specific technical instructions! This is carried out in an easy-to-use and convenient order." Now you come, you can try it first, and you can see if you can do it now?"

Bai Er's fool's temperament changed as soon as he could, and he became a thief, turned his head and looked around, Bai Er secretly said: "No, master, look over there, there are a few little ghosts looking at us!"

Zhang Dadao sighed, "Alas~", the actor shook his head, patted Bai Er's shoulder on the shoulder, and said, "Xiaobai! You still don't have enough experience! I said you can do it now!"

"Ah, why?" Bai Er's fool was confused for a moment, and he turned his head to look at the few children over there, and was stunned for a moment, could that child also be his own person? )