Chapter 1227: After the martial fight, there is a civil fight
The road where Zhang Dadao and they escaped was a pure dirt road, a pickup truck was blocked here, and it was okay for someone to walk on the side, but it was basically impossible to cross something else. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info when you meet a car and get off the car, you have to find a particularly wide place to pass. When he came up before, Brother Long drove the car, and it was because he was very familiar with this road and drove it many times before he could come up smoothly. Moreover, due to the typhoon, it has been raining a lot in the sky at this time, and the dirt road is evolving towards the muddy ground, and the natural environment is becoming more and more harsh!
Introducing so much, the main reason is to illustrate the current situation, it is precisely because of such a complex situation that even the actor with the title of car god has not been able to raise the speed at this time. As a result, they were bitten by four motorcycles behind them. It has to be said that motorcycles are a more suitable means of transportation for this environment. The first four motorcycles bit at the back, and each driver sat behind a helper, holding the most common weapon in the countryside in his hand, and it was also the first god soldier in my country's folk country brawl - hoe!
This gang is at the back, and when they get close, they will beat them with hoes, and the ferocity is very high. There is no doubt that this village is a poor mountain and bad water, and the people in the village may not be Diao people. It's just that the old man who informed them was too wicked. In his mouth, Zhang Dadao's gang was completely vicious and vicious, and they also arrested the people in the village. Ethnic minorities have always been more bloody, and as soon as the young people in the village get up, they don't care if you hurt people.
Zhang Dadao shouted that he was a national security, and there was no deterrent to sterilize them. Just these villagers, they don't know what Guoan is at all, and they can't hear what Zhang Dadao said in this environment, so what kind of gang name should it be!
The second fool sat alone at the back of the back, and his excellent height allowed him to show his real upper body even when he was sitting. One hand is a frying spoon and the other is a colander! A hoe came from behind, and Bai Eryi greeted the stir-fry spoon, left to right, right to left. Thanks to the narrow road, there are only two motorcycles at the back that can really exert their combat power. Bai Er's fool danced with the key weapons in his hands for the coming year, and he actually resisted the attack from behind.
This is a struggle between kitchen utensils and agricultural tools, as a representative equipment in the field of means of production. There was little suspense about this collision. After just a few strokes, Bai Er's colander was bent, and the colander was even more deformed.
The people on the motorcycle saw that this was a good opportunity! Hurriedly urged the driver to get close and pick up the hoe to come! At this critical moment, the actor observed this situation through the mirror tied to the rearview mirror, and hurriedly stepped on the accelerator, and the guy behind him came down with a hoe and picked it up. Bai Er escaped this catastrophe, and as soon as he saw the deformed weapon in his hand, he raised his hand and smashed it at the person behind him!
Fortunately, there are still smart people on the back bucket, Wu Hao hurriedly rushed over, the whole person shrank under the back bucket, and handed over the two machetes that the actor threw on the waiting bucket before.
The motorcycle behind was originally quite close, but it was smashed straight by the two crooked spoons flying in the air by Bai Er's fool, and the colander smashed directly on the face of the guy who drove the motorcycle recently! Bai Er's fool's strength, this colander went down, and it opened a big hole in the man's face at that time. The guy who drove the car had a crooked hand, and the car immediately fell to the side of the road. Then I saw the actor take out two knives, and the people behind him were stunned. This colander flew over to make people see blood, if this machete flew over, it would not be dead?
Although the young people in the village are very bloody, they are not really afraid of death. At this time, I saw the knife come out, and the driver behind me didn't dare to get close!
They didn't dare to approach, and the martial arts were immediately replaced by a literary fight. Although the driver behind did not dare to catch up and fight, he always had to vent his anger and anger in the back, and he scolded behind at the moment.
"I'll fuck your mother~ stop!" "Wang X egg, say your mother, don't stop killing your whole family!" ...... All kinds of foul language kept flying.
If there is a fight, there are still people like Xiao Pang and Wu Datou who are dragging their feet, but when it comes to scolding the street, these guys have all been professionally trained! Even if they are Bai Er's fools, their level of scolding has been greatly improved after a long period of training!
At that moment, Bai Er's fool was the first to scold with a knife: "Your mother is a broken shoe, your father is a green-headed turtle, you give birth to a son rotten chrysanthemum, give birth to a daughter ......"
Bai Er's fool took the rhythm, Wu Datou also started, when this guy officially needs to behave at this time, he can see it before, Zhang Dadao They don't treat him as their own!
This is not the peak, the real main force, in fact, has always been fried noodles, this guy is also constantly shouting loudly from "Aisi", "Baga", to the end of "Yanjia Shovel", mixed with swear words from many countries, from a few languages commonly used by the United Nations to a variety of small languages. To understand them all, it is not possible to go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and bring all the people from the Translation Department over.
Although the fried noodles are so ruthless, due to the cultural level of these farmers, the lethality at this time is not as good as Bai Erfool and Wu Datou.
The actor drove the car, and knew from the rearview mirror that it was unlikely to dump the people behind, so he hurriedly said to Zhang Dadao: "Director Zhang, the road conditions are too bad to get rid of people." What to do?"
Zhang Dadao glanced at the rearview mirror, squinted his eyes and said: "What are you throwing off?" Anyway, it's just scolding, scolding~ You may not be able to kill them when you fight, what are you afraid of quarrelling? We are all trained according to the method in "Jiupin Sesame Official", and the king of competition and quarrel has a chance, why are you afraid of this!"
The actor hurriedly said: "There is a spacious place in front, if they plug in the front and block the car, it will be difficult to do!
Zhang Dadao hesitated, shook his head and said: "You don't need to be so desperate, right? The magic weapon of the poor Dao aoe damage is so high, it's not good to get things done~ Actor? Don't always make big news, your entertainment industry is too impetuous!"
If you want to say that other actors, you will admit it, and it will not work to say this! After pressing the horn and "beep~" in a righteous and strict manner, I heard him say: "Director Zhang, it's not right to say that, I am a person in the literary and artistic circles! I have always opposed hype!"
At this point, there was a sudden "dang~" sound behind him, and the car seemed to shake Zhang Dadao and the actor hurriedly shut up, and looked behind him at the same time! )