Chapter 295: Liberation-China Valhalla, salute!

Zhang Dadao's meaning is to take Bai Er Fool to meet other people's Halloween people! He is still wearing a Taoist robe under this down jacket! This is not easy and pleasant to mix in, Bai Er Fool is also simple, just his bald head, by the way, he can't help the monk to have a fire foreman Tuo relaxed and happy.

But there was a problem he ignored, Zhang Dadao didn't know where those guys who were doing the masquerade were at all! This could not find anyone, so he could only give Bai Er fool theoretical guidance: "I'll tell you the truth about this, just the ones you and Tong Sanjin saw, then they are not ghosts!"

Bai Er was stunned for a moment, and said, "How can it not be a ghost! I look at it really, and my face is bloody! It's miserable! This is not a ghost or a human?"

"It's a person! It's a bone joint today, do you know?" Zhang Dadao and Bai Er said as they swayed.

Bai Er was stunned for a moment, counted his fingers and calculated for a while, and said, "Can't it? Is Halloween over? I also remind you that you are here, you slam the door and refuse to burn paper for the ham brother who jumped off the building and died! By the way, we forgot to take his ham!"

Zhang Dadao let out a long sigh, whether it was the actor or Bai Er's fool, if it weren't for the fact that they contributed money every month, Zhang Dadao would have driven them eight hundred miles away. Zhang Dadao narrowed his eyes and nodded: "Let's talk about the point! Poor Dao is not talking about the Halloween Festival in the middle of July, I am talking about the Halloween Festival of foreigners." ”

"Foreigners also have Halloween, so why don't they listen to it with us? Bai Er scratched his head and giggled.

Zhang Dadao sighed and said: "People don't celebrate the New Year with us for a day! How can this be reasonable! Anyway, you remember, the Halloween Festival of foreigners is today! Their Halloween Festival has to be dressed as ghosts and hang out, and what you see is those young people celebrating Halloween!"

Bai Er's fool frowned, and whispered: "Foreigners celebrate Halloween like this? That's better for us here, when I was a child, the adults in our village said that children can't go out on Halloween!

Zhang Dadao shook his head and said, "No, I checked it on the Internet just now." Foreigner children also dress up as ghosts and go to the street to ask for candy. ”

"Why is this?" the second fool looked confused.

Zhang Dadao pondered: "I think it's reasonable! Foreigners do this, why do you say we don't let children go out on Halloween?"

Bai Er's fool nodded and said: "It should be that I am afraid of colliding with ghosts and gods, but this is actually not right! Our young revolutionary generals should not be afraid of heaven and earth! How can this be inferior to those imperialist little capitalists!"

Zhang Dadao was so out of breath, how could this bastard think of such words again at this time? Zhang Dadao could only explain to him: "We are afraid that children will collide with ghosts, but foreigners will not be afraid? Foreigners also feel sorry for children! Let's hide." Is it okay for them to use the trick of penetrating into the enemy? This child pretends to be a ghost, and the ghost thinks that they are his own people? This is called the same tone of things, and they have the same destination. ”

Bai Er was a fool and said happily: "So the ghost is so stupid? Then I'm not afraid! Let's also break into their interior? This is the glorious tradition of our army, how can we let those imperialist paper tigers learn it?"

Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes. Said: "Foreign ghosts are stupid, our Heavenly Dynasty ghosts are elfs! Look at Nie Xiaoqian, you can hook up with people!" Zhang Dadao was about to diverge his thoughts, and he slipped out of all the smart ghosts of the past dynasties one by one to tell the story.

Bai Er's fool was suddenly stunned, pointed to the front and said, "Heavenly Master." That's what you call penetrating the enemy?"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, looked ahead and looked at it for a while, there was no one at all? In the dim light, there was nothing but fallen leaves. Zhang Dadao wondered, "No?"

"It's just the third street lamp head! A woman, just one hand, and still holding her broken hand! It's really like eh, this is the special makeup that the actor brother said, right?"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and he was confused, showing that he thought that Bai Er's fool was not scaring him, and then thought of Bai Er's fool's IQ and dispelled this idea. followed the suspicion that Bai Er's fool had hallucinations. But immediately it was denied. The IQ of Bai Er's fool is still far from the state of this mentally ill person! This removes all impossibilities, and what remains is the only truth. Zhang Dadao shuddered and said secretly: [Oops, could it be that you really met a ghost! Bai Er is a fool and is born with yin and yang eyes?]

Zhang Dadao hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Bai Er, take out the poor cow's tears!"

Bai Er was stunned for a moment, and then knew that something was wrong, so he hurriedly put down his burden and found a bottle of "Pearl Eye Liquid". Zhang Dadao raised his hand and snatched it, raised his head and dropped two drops into his eyes. followed without waiting for absorption, and looked in the direction that Bai Er Fool said with a blink of eyes. This time, there is still nothing.

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, looked at Bai Erdao, and said, "Is that woman still there?"

Bai Er's fool also looked over again. Nodding his head, he said, "Yes, I'm coming over!"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and went through the two possibilities again, still feeling that compared to the ghost, Bai Er's fool's IQ was even more untrustworthy, "Smack!" Zhang Dadao threw the eye drops on the ground, pointed at Bai Er's fool and scolded: "What about the cheat! Where did you get these cow tears! This doesn't work! It's fake!"

Bai Er Fool hurriedly said, "No, according to your orders." He asked for the old cow of the nearby halal restaurant! He said that he asked the beef seller for 60 a bottle!"

"What about the pit daddy! Lao Niu is selling pork on the head of a cow, and he is not a Muslim himself! Next time he goes to the slaughterhouse to sell it!" Zhang Dadao's teeth were crushed.

Bai Er's fool was also anxious, and hurriedly said: "Heavenly Master, this is really a ghost! A female ghost! It has to be a terrible ghost if it's so miserable?"

Zhang Dadao took a deep breath, lowered his head to look for something in the package, and said to Bai Er's fool: "Don't panic! Look at the Poor Dao's Soul Slaying Knife!"

Bai Er's fool is also stupid and bold, Zhang Dadao said that if he changes someone else, he will have to run this time. As soon as Zhang Dadao said, this guy said in front of him: "Grandson!"

Zhang Dadao took out a long time, and he also found something at once, and secretly said in his heart: [Good guy, Poor Dao has been reincarnated for so many years, and he has finally met a real ghost for a while!] In his heart, Zhang Dadao also shouted: "Swastika - Heavenly Dynasty Valhalla! Look at the changes in my strongest soul slaying knife water system, salute! Lai Ning!" (To be continued.) )