Chapter 840: Men Are Going to Drink Together
Zhang Yang took the cigarette out and handed Li Kai a cigarette, after Li Kai took it, he picked up the lighter and lit a fire for Zhang Yang, the two men sat down here to smoke, the ordered dishes were delivered, and the wine was also sent in, a case of beer, Li Kai directly opened two bottles of beer, put a bottle of beer in front of Zhang Yang, Wang Jing stretched out his hand, and asked for a bottle of beer, Wang Jing filled Zhang Yang with beer, "Manager, come, let's not be polite, just eat food and drink!"
Wang Jing is specifically responsible for toasting Zhang Yang, Zhang Yang's amount of alcohol is okay, chatting while eating, soon, half a case of beer has been drunk, Wang Jing suddenly said, "Manager, after drinking, let my family take you to take a bath, you can also relax!"
"No need, I'll go home!" Zhang Yang said, "I don't dare to stay outside, if I stay outside, my family's family will kill me!" Zhang Yang said that of course he said Bai Wanqing, Wang Jing laughed, "Manager, you are really a good husband, unlike my family, always outside!"
Li Kai just laughed, and didn't dare to say anything! Zhang Yang drank a lot of wine, and said in his mouth, "Don't say that, I think men should play outside, right?"
"Yes!" Li Kai agreed.
Wang Jing stood up, she walked in front of Zhang Yang, sat in Zhang Yang's arms, put one hand around Zhang Yang's neck, and held a wine glass in the other, "Manager, let's have another drink!"
"Did you drink too much?"
"I didn't drink too much!" Wang Jing said, "My husband is thanks to you, if you didn't help find such a job, where would he be able to find that little bit of income, I thank you, if you don't drink, I won't come down." ”
"Okay, I'll just drink. Zhang Yang also felt that Wang Jing had drunk too much now, and it was useless for you to say anything to her, so Zhang Yang didn't say anything, took the wine over and drank it, Wang Jing saw that after Zhang Yang finished drinking, she didn't come down, and said in her mouth, "You are not very active, I'll tell you a joke, husband, this joke is still told to me by our neighbor, that woman is open enough!"
Lee Kai laughed!
Wang Jing drank the wine and said, "When the husband came home and saw his wife lying on the bed with the doctor, the doctor said, don't get me wrong, I'm taking her temperature." Guess what the man said, the man said, if the thing you inserted into my wife's body didn't have a scale, you'd be dead!"
"Haha!" Li Kai laughed!
Zhang Yang heard Wang Jing finish saying this joke, he paused slightly, he always felt that in the current situation, this joke was still average, Zhang Yang also drank a lot, his big hand reached over, pinched Wang Jing's *, then Li Kai was on the side, and he couldn't see it, and then Zhang Yang pushed Wang Jing again. "Come, Assistant Wang, come down, let me take a breath, I'll tell you a joke!"
After listening to Zhang Yang's words, Wang Jing got off Zhang Yang's body, Zhang Yang took a mouthful of food with chopsticks, and after stuffing it into his mouth, he swallowed it, put down the chopsticks, and said in his mouth, "My joke is still very interesting, that is, in an ancient mountain township, I found an ancient village." Because they have been isolated from the outside world for generations, there is a strong interest in them. So a beautiful female reporter went to this backward mountain village to interview the locals. The subject of her interview, an elderly man in his 50s, was surprised and then curious to learn about their lives of isolation, so she decided to describe the joys and sorrows of their isolated lives. The female reporter asked, 'What is the happiest thing about you over the years?' and an old man said, 'One winter, the sheep of the third family next door were lost.' The old man said, "After the sheep was lost, dozens of us went up the mountain with torches to look for it, and after searching for three days and three nights, we finally found it in a corner of the back mountain." ”
When Zhang Yang said this, he deliberately paused, looked at Wang Jing and Li Kai, and laughed, "What do you think will happen later?"
"If you find it, you will find it, what is it!" Wang Jing said.
Zhang Yang smiled evilly, "The old man took a puff of cigarette, squinted his eyes and said with a long aftertaste, "It was already late when I found it, and I set up a tent in the snowdrift to rest." It was very windy outside. We were bored. So everyone took turns on the sheep. It's cool!' The female reporter was obviously a little embarrassed, and she wanted to avoid the topic. So she interrupted the old man and asked if there was anything else she was happy about, and the old man continued: 'One winter, the new daughter-in-law of the old Ma family got lost in the mountains. The female reporter asked, 'Did you find it?'' Dozens of us searched for three days and three nights, and finally found it in the corner of the back mountain. So we pressed the tent to rest. It was very windy at night in winter. We're all bored. So we took turns to go to the new daughter-in-law of Lao Mata's family, not to mention how cool. The female reporter was even more embarrassed. She decided to steer clear of the topic. So she asked if there was anything to be sad about the decades of isolation? The old man's face changed suddenly, his hands began to tremble, and two cloudy tears rolled out of his sunken eyes. His lips trembled several times, and his body seemed to tremble. After a long silence, he said, "One winter, I lost it!"
When Zhang Yang said it, Wang Jing and Li Kai had already laughed out loud, and the two of them laughed forward and backward, especially Li Kai, who was holding his stomach and laughing loudly all the time, feeling that this was a particularly interesting joke. Zhang Yang also laughed, and he drank the wine in the wine glass in front of him in one gulp!
After another breath, Li Kai got up and went outside, but at this time, Wang Jing got up and sat in Zhang Yang's arms, but her hand stretched out restlessly and held Zhang Yang's underneath, "Manager, your joke just now is so interesting." When Wang Jing spoke, her hand slid very skillfully on Zhang Yang's place, just to make Zhang Yang react, Zhang Yang laughed, "Assistant Wang, play big like this, don't play too big, this is the best!"
"Manager, do you want me, I'll make you feel good!" Wang Jing really drank too much now, and said in Zhang Yang's ear, "Don't you feel that my husband listens to me for everything, aren't you weird?"
"It's a little bit!"
"That's not good, it doesn't make me satisfy the manager at all, your ......!" Now Wang Jing has taken the initiative to ask, although Zhang Yang has drunk a lot of wine, he still remains sober, just heard Wang Jing say this, Zhang Yang has already felt that if he stays any longer, something will happen, if Wang Jing's words are true, that is, Wang Jing has not been satisfied, who knows if Wang Jing will suddenly have to do something else now, in that case, it will really be over. Zhang Yang didn't want to make trouble, his hand stretched out and removed Wang Jing's hand, "I drank too much, Assistant Wang, I'll go to the toilet!"
Wang Jing laughed, she didn't let go, but she suddenly knelt down and pulled Zhang Yang's out of the room, which had already been opened! Wang Jing frightened Zhang Yang all of a sudden, "Assistant Wang, don't do this!" Zhang Yang hurriedly got up, he felt that Wang Jing really had to drink too much, although Zhang Yang was very uncomfortable, but he couldn't go on like this!
Wang Jing suddenly realized that she was a little too much at this time, she was worried that Zhang Yang would turn her face because of this, and hurriedly apologized, "Manager, I'm sorry, I didn't want to." ”
"Well, Assistant Wang, I understand, in short, we all drank too much tonight, there are some things that we can't over, at least your husband is here, I hope you can understand this!" After Zhang Yang said this, he saw Li Kai coming back from outside, it was really dangerous, and Zhang Yang himself was scared.
The three of them finished eating in the end, and Zhang Yang and Wang Jing didn't mention what had just happened, as if it hadn't happened. When Zhang Yang came out of the hotel, Wang Jing asked Li Kai to send Zhang Yang back, "No need, I'll take a taxi back by myself, in short, you go back, Assistant Wang, I'll say a few words to you alone!" Zhang Yang asked Wang Jing to come over, he drank a lot of wine, and said in Wang Jing's ear, "Assistant Wang, if your husband really has that kind of problem, you have to treat it well, I know an old doctor, very powerful, I'll introduce it to you another day!"
"Is it really possible?" asked Wang Jing!
"Of course!" Zhang Yang said.
"Thank you, manager!" Wang Jing was overjoyed, Zhang Yang patted Wang Jing, and then he got into a taxi, Zhang Yang almost had an accident just now, if he really had a relationship with a woman like Wang Jing, he didn't know what would happen later! He sat in the back seat of the taxi, turned his face sideways, looked out, and when he passed the Yellow River Bridge, Zhang Yang saw a man standing on the side of the road, and the man was Wu Hao!
"Wu Hao, why are you here?" Zhang Yang asked the taxi driver to stop the car, and then, he got out of the taxi and walked directly to Wu Hao, Zhang Yang drank a lot of wine, but he was still very sober, and walked directly in front of Wu Hao, "Wu Hao, I really didn't expect to meet you here, what are you doing here?"
As soon as Wu Hao saw that it was Zhang Yang, he said lightly, "I just came out and wanted to find a place to drink, why did you drink alone and not with President Bai?"
"Wanqing, she's very busy, I'm out to eat, by the way, Yuting asked me to talk to you, how about it, do you want to find a place to talk together?" Zhang Yang asked.
"Zhou Yuting?" After Wu Hao heard Zhang Yang's words, he paused slightly, "Okay, I'll make an exception and drink with you once." ”
Two men drank together, and it was the same two men who had had a conflict before.