Chapter 1311 - Loading Pens: Risk (Monthly Pass Plus Update)
The actor is very devoted, and the audience is also very enthusiastic, and the scene is lively. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info but soon, as Mo Dafang and they finally got used to the actor's unreliable singing, he led the coffin carrying team to the high platform in front. The actor suddenly turned over at this time and revealed a half-black and half-white face, and with a wave of his hand~ The half of the white face on the actor's face disappeared instantly, and the actor who left a black face guided the coffin to carry the coffin into the shed!
With a wave of his hand, Wu Datou hurriedly began to pull a rope beside him, the front of the shed opened, and the two pieces of white cloth that originally covered the front of the shed were like a pair of wings, rising to both sides!
The audience below also shifted their attention instantly, and the topic was not focused on the actor's true face. The most active second aunt is a senior ticket holder, and she was the first to speak: "Black face, big black face." This is Bao Gong Opera, I said it was Bao Gong Drama a long time ago!"
"Ouch, second aunt, I don't think it's Bao Gong. Besides, why is this old man moving the funeral to Bao Gong?" The fourth aunt and the second aunt on the side have been at odds with each other, and they are looking for fault at this time.
The second aunt glanced at the fourth aunt with her eyebrows fluttering, and said, "You don't understand, Bao Gong died but became the king of Hades." This is a Bao Gong play, and the king of Hades may be happy to make Mo Laozhuan have a good baby in the next life!"
The discussion of the husband and wife in the village did not mean much to the actor, and now he was ready to enter the next stage! The coffin was carried in, and the actor's magic trick started again, he took a pose, followed by a "whew", and a sword bounced out from his back, flying high two or three stories high.
"Damn, flying sword!" several of Ge Tian's thugs immediately shouted, and their expressions were so excited that they were about to burst into tears.
The actor put his right hand to his side and straightened his palm. The mouth said: "Throw the sword into the clouds, dozens of zhang high, if the electric light shoots down, the hand holds the sheath and inherits it, and the sword enters through the air!"
Seeing this scene, although everyone didn't understand what this guy said, they were probably expecting the following scene, it should be that the sword fell, and the actor shook his hand in an instant, just grabbing the hilt of the sword!
The most literate people present were the first few lecturers in the band, and in addition to studying ancient music, they naturally had some understanding of ancient culture, and they understood as soon as they heard it, this was talking about the swordsmanship of General Pei, the sword saint of the Tang Dynasty! Several musicians stood up directly at this time, although they did not throw swords like clouds, but this posture is not much worse! Maybe it is possible for the ancients to exaggerate, and this scene is a reproduction of ancient classic scenes!
Then in the next instant, the sword fell quickly under the force of gravity. Everyone could only see a dark shadow, this sword was the standard lightning strike oak sword in Zhang Dadao's shop!
Then, everyone heard a scream~
followed the actor and disappeared.
Silence, long silence. Even the music paused for a moment~
"Is this a failure?" Yang Rui asked in a stiff turn, muttering to him.
Li Yi nodded: "It is said that pretending to be forced is risky, this time I believe it~"
…… The embarrassing scene has not ended yet, at this time in the distant magic capital, Zhang Dadao in the famous arithmetic hall is having a pleasant dog meat hot pot feast with the animals and Xiao Pang who stayed in the store.
Xiao Pang seemed a little absent-minded, Zhang Dadao didn't pay attention, or he didn't care if he noticed it, Xiao Pang was absent-minded, he just ate more. Without Bai Er's fool here, his name is not much. Just when Zhang Dadao was happily eating a dog meat feast, Xiao Pang suddenly said, "Master, aren't you worried?"
"What are you worried about? What is there to worry about, isn't it just a business trip! The actor can handle it, well, this dog meat is still not as delicious as the old cow's remediation, so where did he go? I don't usually see the old cow running away?" Zhang Dadao didn't look up, he still buried his head in eating this, judging from his appearance, it could not be seen that he thought this dog meat was not delicious.
Xiao Pang's expression really changed, but he quickly covered it up, and whispered: "You didn't tell me in detail, there might be something, right?"
"Cut, what serious business can Lao Niu have?Is there a new shampoo or leisure store nearby?The new store can't go in the daytime when it opens for activities~" Zhang Dadao is obviously prejudiced against Lao Niu.
Xiao Pang lowered his head and didn't speak, and only said after a while: "What, master! If the actor brother messes up, what should people do if they come to us to make trouble?"
The actor was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that things were not as reliable as he imagined, and it seemed possible for the actor to toss some moths in case of him. Zhang Dadao regretted it a little at this time, and he directly let the actor be lazy. Although the idea is good, it seems that he should follow and observe a few times, and if there is any accident, he can help Yuan come back. Or don't look for such a horizontal target at all, it's okay to try a few times with ordinary people first.
But now it's too late to say this, Zhang Dadao pondered the probability that Xiao Pang might say about this thing, and immediately said: "Run away! Hurry up, I'll send the valuable things in the store to the bank or something to deposit them first! You check the place for me, and then contact Zhao San, he should start soon! Don't you call me, Poor Dao estimates that he wants to release my pigeon!"
The actor quickly made arrangements~ And at this time, the actor finally got up, holding the wooden sword in his hand, as if nothing had happened, and suddenly shouted: "Filial piety is fragrant~ The soul is back!"
The discussion below suddenly fell silent, and everyone didn't know if it was also part of the program just now, and the actor was not the same as the one they had seen before!
Yang Rui and the others were also confused for a moment, but in the end it was the old driver, Li Yi immediately said: "He really made a mistake, right?"
"Obviously yes. Sha Chuan nodded.
"How do you say he did it and act like it never happened?" Yang Rui turned his head and admired with admiration.
Suddenly, the band started again, but they changed the tune, and the grievances were a little more grand.
Mo Dafang didn't panic, the master he invited had to cooperate with tears! This guy immediately began to put on incense, kneeling in front of the coffin and kowtowing.
The actor is a sword in one hand, and a banner in the other, constantly jumping in circles to the rhythm of gongs and drums, shouting spells that no one understands. The audience below is also becoming more and more solemn, although they don't understand what this guy is doing, but this sense of mystery makes people unconsciously condense their spirits.
At this time, the young man in white on the cliff finally calmed down, squinted his eyes and looked up and down: "Go back and find out when this guy died!
The old cow shrugged his shoulders and said, "This is a matter for the future, do you have to bring the old man up first?" )