Chapter 898: Sitting the Crab to Death

Lu Hai hurriedly glanced at Mr. Gu on the other side, Mr. Gu was also a clever person, and said with a smile: "Lu Shao, I personally like the song "Because of You" the most, I don't know if Lu Shao is the same as me?"

"Hey, hey, how else to say that we are good brothers, Mr. Gu, you are very tasteful, and I also like "Because of You" the most. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lu Hai breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, this pretense was finally rounded.

Zhang Keke remained silent, and continued lukewarmly: "It turns out that you like "Because of You", then you sing two sentences and I'll listen to it!"

Lu Haizheng was so proud of his ingenuity that the smile on his face froze suddenly, and then he glanced at Mr. Gu again.

This time, Mr. Gu was also confused, it was rare for him to remember the title of "Because of You", let him sing this song?

"Hehe, I still don't sing, I can't have a full voice, I can't have a good voice, singing costs people's lives......" Lu Hai found another excuse to round out the lie.

Mr. Gu and Guo Tao wiped the cold sweat on their foreheads, how did they feel that this meal was thrilling before it was eaten.

"People who sing ugly are ugly!" Zhang Keke said very casually.

"Coco beauty, you can't say that, this is not absolute. ”

"Then your singing is ugly, it's not long and ugly, this is absolute!" Zhang Keke glared at Lu Hai with an unforgiving posture.

Lu Hai felt a little unhappy in his heart, but he couldn't show it: "I'm not ugly, right? In fact, many people praise me for being handsome." ”

"There are still people who praise you for being handsome? Are you blind? You are ugly, and your singing voice is not good, but don't sit next to me, I dislike you!"

Zhang Keke is this kind of arrogant character, when she sees a person unhappy, she definitely has to say it, otherwise Zhang Keke will be uncomfortable. He would rather be uncomfortable with others than with himself......

The corners of Lu Hai's mouth twitched, he suddenly found that he had soaked in the wrong person, and the atmosphere became a little awkward, but fortunately, Ma Xinxin would run in.

"Oh no, Zheng Shuai is gone!"

Ma Xinxin went to knock on the door for a long time just now, but no one opened the door, and the phone was turned off when she called Qin Feng, and Ma Xinxin began to worry about Qin Feng.

"What? It's gone, why is it gone?" Mr. Gu jumped up suddenly, he was more worried about Qin Feng's appearance than the others.

"Xinxin, you say be specific, what's going on?" Rao Shiman also stood up and looked at Ma Xinxin a little anxiously.

"I knocked on Zheng Shuai's door in front of me, but no one opened it, and then I kept turning off my mobile phone when I called it, shouldn't something be wrong?"

Knowing that Zheng Shuai was missing, everyone stood up, only Zhang Keke continued to sit on the chair and gnaw on a big crab, while gnawing, he muttered: "Anla'an! That ugly man is not serious when he looks at it, he must have deliberately turned off the phone and went out to pick up girls...... Besides, he's so ugly, traffickers won't kidnap him, and if he can't sell it, he'll have to pay for it. ”

When Zhang Keke said this, everyone had a black line, this woman looked cute and innocent, why was her mouth so poisonous?

Qin Feng had already boarded the ferry to Hong Kong, and as soon as he sat down, he kept sneezing, this is someone scolding himself behind his back......

"Ahem...... What Coco said also makes sense, I think let's sit and wait for a while, maybe Zheng Shuai will come back in a while. ”

Mr. Gu came back to his senses and began to persuade everyone to sit down.

Mr. Gu set up this dinner tonight, and specially invited Lu Hai to suppress Zheng Shuai, and Zheng Shuai, who was scared, never dared to step into Hong Kong half a step. Now that Zheng Shuai is not here, Mr. Gu is going to die of depression, and he can only drag on for as long as possible.

Lu Hai and Sister Ling had already sat down, but Rao Shiman and Ma Xinxin were still a little worried.

Lu Hai hurriedly said again: "Shiman beauty, sit down, don't be polite to me, everyone is your own person tonight, you must eat and have fun...... And Xinxin beauty, you can sit down quickly, someone as big as Zheng Shuai can't be thrown away. ”

Zheng Shuai didn't come, Lu Hai was very happy, and he went to teach Zheng Shuai a lesson in this province.

Everyone persuaded Ma Xinxin to take a seat, and she was embarrassed to stand next to her alone, so she sat down next to Sister Ling.

Seeing that the beauties were all seated, Lu Hai couldn't wait for a long time, and smiled at Ma Xinxin's three daughters with a glass of wine: "Come! I, Lu Hai, toast the three beauties, it's my honor to meet such a beautiful beauty as you!"

Mr. Gu and Guo Tao still wanted to delay the banquet for a while, but Lu Hai was so anxious that they couldn't do it, and the two of them couldn't sweep Lu Hai's interest.

Several people all stood up, and Zhang Keke was completely like a person from another world, sitting there and continuing to eat his own. Seeing Zhang Keke's poisonous tongue, no one dared to provoke her at will, so he simply ignored her.

"Lu Shao, I'll replace wine with tea!" Rao Shiman took a sip of the teacup.

Lu Hai raised his eyebrows, and said a little unhappily: "Miss Shiman, it's not interesting for you to do this, I'm your die-hard fan, I toast you with a glass of wine from the bottom of my heart, how can you use tea instead?"

A touch of impatience flashed in the depths of Rao Shiman's eyes, and he said in a tough voice: "Lu Shao, I have never drunk, and I hope you can understand." ”

After Rao Shiman finished speaking, she sat back directly, she had already seen Lu Hai's intentions, these men were not well-intentioned.

Ma Xinxin also drank tea, and sat back after drinking, Lu Hai was embarrassed at this time, and hurriedly gave Mr. Gu a look.

"Hehe! Lu Shao, come, I'll toast you!" Mr. Gu hurriedly picked up his wine glass.

Guo Tao also echoed: "Lu Shao, the little one also respects you, and I hope that Lu Shao will take more care of you in the future." ”

The three men had a drink, and the picture was sad enough.

After drinking, the three of them sat back, and as soon as Lu Hai's buttocks fell off the chair, he suddenly jumped up with a strange scream.

"Oh, what the hell is this? stabbed Lao Tzu to death......

"Lu Shao, are you okay?"

"Brother Lu Shao, what's wrong with you?"

Guo Tao and Mr. Gu were startled and stood up, Ma Xinxin's three daughters also looked at Lu Hai curiously, and on Lu Hai's chair, a hairy crab was placed.

Ma Xinxin's three daughters couldn't help laughing, the corners of Gu Zong's and Guo Tao's mouths twitched, everyone didn't have to think about it to guess that this was Zhang Keke's doing, and only that woman in the audience could do such a lack of morality......

Zhang Keke...... You're so sick!"

Lu Hai's sitting was really painful, there was a crab tong inserted in his white trousers, and the crab roe dyed his white trousers, and it felt like he was pulled, and everyone was disgusted when they saw it.

Lu Hai was completely angry, so he didn't care about whether he was a bubble girl or not, and pointed at Zhang Keke and scolded.

"Lu Shao, Coco is just too playful, I can apologize to you for what she did wrong, but please don't yell at her, it scared Coco ......"

Rao Shiman stood up angrily, and Sister Ling hurriedly ran to Zhang Keke's side to protect Coco, afraid that Lu Hai would do it.

"It's too much of a playfulness, I think she did it on purpose...... You say I scared her? She's scared me to death!"

Lu Hai was about to die of suffocation in his heart, as if he had bullied Zhang Keke, it was clear that he was the victim.

Charmaine Rao opened her mouth and wanted to help Zhang Keke say a few more words, but after thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't say it, Lu Hai seemed to be really a victim.

The atmosphere has become very eerie!

Lu Hai glared at Zhang Keke angrily, looking vicious and eager to break Zhang Keke's body into pieces.

Mr. Gu and Guo Tao stood aside but didn't speak, because they had been holding back their laughter, afraid that they would not be able to help laughing out loud as soon as they opened their mouths.

Ma Xinxin and Sister Ling were speechless to Zhang Keke, and Rao Shiman didn't know what to say, at this time, Zhang Keke finally put down the food in his hand and glared at Lu Hai angrily.

As soon as she spoke, everyone almost fainted.

"Ah...... My little yellow crab, you died so miserably, this bastard actually sat your yellow out with a butt, you bastard hurry up with my little yellow crab, otherwise the little yellow crab will kill you!"

Everyone was powerless to complain, Lu Hai was so angry that he was about to faint, and roared at Zhang Keke and said: "What kind of nerves do you have? This crab was cooked when it was delivered, and you secretly put the crab on my chair, and Lao Tzu hasn't settled accounts with you yet...... I, Lu Hai, are in Hong Kong, and no one has ever dared to offend Lao Tzu!"

Zhang Keke pouted, and was also a little angry: "You are talking nonsense, the little yellow crab was originally alive, it just climbed on your chair to play, but you brutally sat it to death......"

Lu Hai felt that he could no longer communicate with Zhang Keke normally, and looked at Rao Shiman with a cold face: "You say, what should I do about this?" Lao Tzu is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious!"

The atmosphere instantly became cold, and when Lu Hai started the fire, it was still very strong.

"Ahem, Shiman, you can help Coco say a few good words, or disrespect Lu Shaosan...... This thing is indeed something that Coco did wrong, what is wrong to play? I have to play with crabs, this makes Lu Shao's ass hurt, and the image is ruined......"

Mr. Gu had already stood up and began to persuade Charmaine Rao.

Charmaine Rao was about to be angry with Zhang Keke, this girl can do anything with her temperament, and every time Charmaine Rao wipes her ass.

"Lu Shao, Coco is still childlike, she often does some strange things, I believe she has no malicious intentions, I salute Lu Shao, I hope you don't be weird!"

Charmaine Rao has never drunk, but when something like this happened, she had to hold up her glass and help Zhang Keke intercede.

Lu Hai still had a straight face, but he was a little excited in his heart.

Because this incident can make the beautiful girl group drink to make amends, it is in line with Lu Hai's wishes, and when the two daughters are drunk, they will clean them up in bed tonight, especially Zhang Keke, Lu Hai will get her ten times......

"Hmph...... For the sake of Mr. Gu, I can let you go tonight, but you and Zhang Keke must each toast me with three cups of white, otherwise you don't have to talk about it!" Lu Hai said strongly.