Others may sound down-to-earth, but Zhang Dadao is true, and he takes this as the foundation of Taoism seriously. Of course, this technique was also mastered by the way when practicing speaking and singing, and Zhang Dadao didn't explain it in detail, just looked at the two people in front of him. After looking at it for a while, Zhang Dadao first thought about Wang Xia and commented: "From the perspective of appearance, girl, you can be regarded as a beauty, willow leaves bend eyebrows and cherry mouth, who is happy to see you." ”

Bai Er Fool added: "This is talking about Aunt Baiyun!"

"Haha!" The man on the side was amused, he also thought that this little Taoist priest was very funny, is it not a master to say, this cross talk seems to be good.

Wang Xia was originally quite happy, but she was also angry when she heard Bai Er's fool's words. Zhang Dadao saw that she was angry again, and hurriedly glared at Bai Er's fool, and said comfortingly: "Don't listen to his nonsense, Song Dandan was also a beauty when she was young." You are very good-looking, with a goose egg face, a standard Chinese face shape of a good wife and mother, and your earlobes are round and blessed. It can be called a thousand husbands. Let's talk about you again!" Zhang Dadao turned his head to look at the man.

The young man hurriedly sat upright, Zhang Dadao suddenly sighed "sigh~", and the changes in the faces of several people were a little subtle, and Zhang Dadao spoke: "You can't say that your appearance is bad, but it is really worse than your father, and it can only be regarded as ordinary." Look at your father, the one with thick eyebrows and big eyes, at first glance, he is a positive character, your eyebrows are too thin, and your lips are a little thin. ”

"Thin-lipped ones can speak. This is a good thing, isn't it?" Bai Er was a fool and followed Zhang Dadao, but he had also heard something that was not worth four or six, so he asked at this time.

Zhang Dadao secretly shouted in his heart, this physiognomy can be said both positive and negative, Bai Er's fool has a good assist this time. Zhang Dadaole shook his head and said: "It is said in physiognomy that the details of male eyebrows are unkind, and thin lips are less affectionate. There are many sweet words that can speak, and the more sweet words there are, the more true feelings are light. ”

As soon as Zhang Dadao said this, everyone except Wang Xia. His face was not very good-looking, and Zhang Dadao hurriedly said: "Of course, this is a physiognomy statement, which is an unscientific application of statistics." Personally, I don't recommend it, and the accuracy is really not high. ”

"It's not accurate, what do you say it's for!" the young man was also a little depressed.

Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said: "You attach importance to other people's opinions of yourself, your vanity is relatively strong, and your self-esteem should be quite strong." You two are not a good match in terms of appearance. However, the problem of men's appearance is not big, after all, our traditional view is that men are talented and women are good-looking! Come girl. Let me ask you, is it important for you to find the appearance of the object?"

"Nonsense, of course it's good to be handsome, but it's not mainly about people. "Wang Xia is quite face-saving.

Zhang Dadao secretly said in his heart: [This is also a scheming, I don't like to say it directly! I have to pretend not to mind and find a bad guy in Poor Dao!] But for the sake of the store, Zhang Dadao can't care so much. nodded and turned his head and said: "In terms of appearance, although you are not a perfect match, you also belong to the type that can be said, and the difference is not too big." will not be gossiped about, since the two families know the roots, this family is naturally not a problem. From the perspective of life experience, there is not much deviation in values. This section can be skimmed!"

"Hey?" Wang Xia suddenly interjected at this time: "Are you a fortune teller?

Zhang Dadao said with a smile: "Comprehensive analysis! There are also face-to-face faces, but I can't just say it in front of you, right? When the meeting is over, I will interview the two parents separately." Zhang Dadao's face was unfathomable, and there was a meaningful evil smile in his expression. This expression was mastered by him for a long time after consulting the actor, and different people have the same feeling when they see it.

When ordinary people saw it, they only felt that Zhang Dadao had an outstanding temperament, but in the eyes of the two people in front of them, there was a strange feeling as if Zhang Dadao had mastered their black materials. As soon as Zhang Dadao's hand was used, the two who had ghosts in their hearts stopped talking. If only the people in this world could reach the state where nothing can be said to others. There is no such thing as **.

Zhang Dadao smiled and took out the bucket with a huge contribution that he stole from Baopu Daoyuan, put it between the two and said, "Come on, each person will draw one." Clear your mind before pumping, and it is best to smoke with an empty brain. It's up to the two of you. ”

Wang Xia smoked one without thinking about it. The young man was silent for a while, then cleared his mind before taking a draw. The two drew lots, Zhang Dadao reached out and took them, held them in his hand and looked at them, put his other hand aside, and pinched his fingers. There are words in the mouth. seems to be talking and singing, anyway, it's not a professional and absolutely can't understand what he says. Wang Xia listened carefully for a long time, and was stunned that she didn't understand anything except the "Lingbao Great Heavenly Venerable" that was repeated at the end of each sentence.

However, the old lady's eyes lit up, and she nodded to the middle-aged man beside her: "This master seems to have really learned, not the kind of charlatan who comes out to deceive people without knowing anything, this I sound quite similar to what I heard when I was young." ”

The middle-aged man rolled his eyes, and said in his heart: [You don't understand feelings, this is not nonsense!] In the eyes of the middle-aged man, Zhang Dadao is a liar, although this reasoning ability is good, but he is definitely not a master.

Bai Er's fool heard it clearly, and came up to assist and said, "Senior Brother Tian, this is an authentic Dragon and Tiger Mountain heirline! It's not the same as ordinary bull ghosts and snake gods!"

The middle-aged man said: "Yes, he was born late, if he catches up with those years, he will have to be swept away!" For bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods like Zhang Dadao, he has class hatred in his bones.

Zhang Dadao chattered for a while, and he forgot to take the lead in saying something, so he stopped. None of the things he was talking about were serious Taoist classics, they were all made up of all kinds of messy things in dialects. The main content is from the textbooks of Fat Man and Qian Yixiao. If you insist on giving it a name, it should be called "Tao Theory of Market Economy Theory International Market Development Analysis Lingbao Dasuan Sutra - Dialect Edition"

Zhang Dadao had enough of the scriptures, then he opened his eyes, looked at the two of them, and then shook his head and said: "Although there is cause and effect between the two of you, there is no marriage, in the words of the TV series, it is most appropriate to have a fate." There is acquaintance, but there is no husband and wife. (To be continued.) )

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