Chapter 917: The Bear Child in 'War' (Second Year of Junior High School)
"Miss, Pietro has launched an offensive against Sun Yat-sen's army on the front line of Qiantang, and according to the latest information I have, Pietro's attack is very smooth, and those southern armies cannot effectively resist at all. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeใ infoโ
The original French Concession consulate has now been reclaimed by Coco and has become her private residence, and Andrew is wearing a black SS commando uniform from World War II, reporting to Coco.
Everything looks like that.
To be honest, Andrew is quite stylish when he wears such a dress.
It's just that you have to ignore the big head sticker of the girl blinking and pointing her thumb behind his uniform.
The handsome and stylish uniform of the German commando team in World War II has such a printed headhead portrait on the back, which is really a bit of a contradiction when you think about it.
However, this is a product of Coco's strong request, so even if it is very funny and weird, it was also photographed and made by Andrew, and at the same time distributed to the army.
And as a housekeeper, it is impossible for Andrew to avoid changing into such a body.
After changing the original robe and horse coat, Andrew still did not get out of the category of strange, which is really a funny thing.
Fortunately, Andrew's aesthetics are different from those of earthlings, so he won't have any psychological impact on this kind of thing.
As soon as Pietro's side started fighting, Andrew's side has been paying attention to the battle situation there, and has also released a small satellite device to directly record and shoot the battle situation.
When he saw that the battle situation was completely one-sided, Andrew finally found Coco and began to report to her about the situation.
In a word, for Coco's report, Andrew used the way of reporting good news and not bad news.
If the battle doesn't go well, obviously he won't tell Coco.
But apparently Andrew was too worried about it.
He also didn't want to think about how the Petro army, which had completely crushed the Southern Army in terms of equipment, could encounter difficulties.
It's just impossible.
Coco was stepping on a pair of black leather boots at this time, also wearing a black SS commando uniform, and a cloth belt with a red background was tied to the arm of his right hand, and four black cartoon fonts were printed on the cloth belt, which was the four characters "Extremely Evil".
Similarly, behind Coco's uniform, there is a portrait of a girl blinking and giving a thumbs up.
In fact, the portrait of the girl in uniform is not another person, it is the image of the little guy himself.
To tell you the truth, the black uniform of the German commandos in World War II, with the big avatar and the text on the arm, really looks very nondescript.
But even so, I can't bear it, and the little guy likes it.
So, what can I do?
The little one sits solemnly behind a large desk, on which are placed all the small objects that a superior person should have at his desk, such as a globe, a pen, a document, and so on.
But the little guy didn't use it at all, it was just a show.
Because he knew that he was short and had no momentum in sitting on the chair, after listening to Andrew's report, the little guy jumped on the desk at once, and deliberately put on a posture of pinching his waist with one hand and pointing to the front with the other.
The Ta Kung Pao cameramen, who had been arranged in the office for a long time, immediately began to take pictures of Coco, who had posed, and took pictures of Coco's imposing appearance in the shortest possible time.
After posing for dozens of seconds, Coco stood on the desk and said to Andrew with a smile: "Hmph! The enemies are all paper tigers, and the army of our god cult, and fighting them with the maiden guards is simply devastating." โ
Andrew nodded repeatedly: "Yes! Yes! Yes, Miss, you are right, these guys are simply not dead against you." โ
The reporters of Ta Kung Pao pretended to take notes with facial expressions, and together they looked like they were really the same thing, but in fact, these people did not write a word, and the notebook was still blank.
But in order to make the bear child happy, they had to pretend.
After all, the bear child doesn't care if they are the uncrowned king, and if the bear child is upset, the bear child will really beat them.
Even if the bear child doesn't do it, the scum butler next to her will.
So, what choice do these Ta Kung Pao reporters have?
Cooperate obediently.
Coco immediately raised the volume of her laughter, and the crisp laughter of the little one echoed throughout the office.
"Andrew, you're right, these guys just can't do it!"
The little guy looks in high spirits at this time.
Slowly walked a few steps on the desk, and then turned around, the little guy looked at Andrew condescendingly and said: "The southern forces and the Dongying militarist forces secretly colluded, and Sun Yat-sen even accepted a large amount of military material aid from the Dongying people, so it is difficult for people to believe everything they claim to the outside world, I personally think that they are actually puppets supported by the Dongying people, so they are not good birds." โ
Coco talked eloquently according to the information provided by Andrew, and these words were also handed over to the little guy by Andrew a long time ago, and the little guy secretly memorized them.
That's why she can appear so calm and measured in front of the reporters of Ta Kung Pao.
The reporters of the big kung fu reporters who pretended to take notes below, when they heard the little guy say this, their numb expressions suddenly loosened a little, and they were sensitive to the little guy's words, which was very newsworthy.
Seeing the reaction on the faces of the Ta Kung Pao reporters, the little guy was secretly proud in his heart, and couldn't help but be happy that he had spent more than ten minutes reciting the words that Andrew taught him was not in vain.
At the same time, the little guy's performance also made a lot of Ta Kung Pao reporters feel very demonic, and they all felt that Coco, a little kid who was less than three years old, could say such insightful words, which was simply amazing.
You know, a lot of kids at this age, some of them can't even speak.
But the little guy Coco has been able to talk about some big things very calmly and indifferently, and what he said is very reasonable.
How can such a child not be surprising.
Of course, they didn't know that Coco's words were actually a result of Andrew's teaching and the little one's memorization.
Ahem!
The little guy was satisfied with everyone's reaction, which completely satisfied her heart, but X hadn't finished pretending, so the little guy pretended to cough, and then continued: "The Shanghai Concession is the product of the great powers' humiliation of China, and it is also an example of the weakness of the previous dynasty. โ
It's a pretty thing to say, but it's actually taught by Andrew.
The little one, although precocious than children of the same age, is unlikely to say such a thing.
But those Ta Kung Pao reporters don't know.
Look at Coco, and then think about their own children, all of a sudden, these Ta Kung Pao reporters who have children feel that they are still an 'idiot'.
Andrew, dressed in military uniform, gave the reporters of Ta Kung Pao a look, and immediately the nurseries who had been arranged long ago asked Coco questions in the order they had set.
"Governor...... Warlord...... My lord!"
The first Ta Kung Pao reporter to ask questions was a middle-aged man who looked to be in his thirties, wearing a pair of glasses and looking very elegant.
However, when he spoke, he was a little slurred, and there was a very unnatural look on his face, as if he was very embarrassed as the first person to ask the question.
But come to think of it, it's a bit unacceptable for them to call a bear kid less than three years old an Overseer.
Coco pinched her waist with one hand, and with the other she pulled a lollipop out of her pocket, and was licking it there, like some kind of Overseer.
When the bear child saw someone asking a question, he suddenly came to his senses.
I saw that Coco quickly licked the lollipop in his hand twice, and then he regained his arrogant appearance, and raised his little face slightly to signal the reporter to continue.
Then the Ta Kung Pao reporter who asked the question continued to ask: "Lord Overseer, Dongying, France, Britain, and Russia have announced that they will carry out military strikes against you and regain the Shanghai Concession, and international public opinion is very unfavorable to you, what do you think about this situation?"
The little guy pretended to be thinking, but in fact she didn't think about these things at all, she was thinking about what to eat at noon for a while, Xiaolong soup dumplings, this local dish, or her favorite Northeast dish?
However, she already has a draft for the question.
After all, Andrew had already taught her.
After pretending for a while, the bear child responded: "What can I think, they are coming, I will definitely beat them!", the little guy raised his little fist, "I am not easy to bully, the days when they rode on the heads of the Chinese people to make a fortune have passed, I am not those weak guys in the previous dynasty, nor are I the rotten things in the south who almost shouted Dongying people's father!"
When the words of the bear child spread, it will definitely make those who are in power in the south blow up.
Although Coco is telling the truth, the truth is always a little unbearable.
The reporters of the Ta Kung Pao newspaper regained that numbness and decided to go back and polish it themselves, and they definitely couldn't publish the article exactly according to Coco's words.
The little guy was very excited and continued to talk: "Shanghai is the people's Shanghai, and it is also my cocoa's Shanghai, I will not give it to others, especially those foreigners, and there is nothing to be afraid of foreigners, I am not without beating foreigners, I am the king of Beverly and West Point kindergartens......"
The bear child stood on the desk with the appearance of 'reminiscing about the past eventful years'.
Coco, who was excited, revealed his old bottom.
Therefore, Andrew on the side had to interrupt Coco's words, "Everyone, this is the end of the interview, I hope that when you go back, you will write an article attacking imperialism as soon as possible, okay, everyone go back." โ