Shen Yun didn't press the speakerphone, but Xu Wenwen still heard Ye Fan's wolf-like strange scream. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

She looked at Shen Yun strangely, and said quietly: "Dating, who is this man?"

"The person I invited in the store is the one who beat the rich Ye Fan. Shen Yun couldn't laugh or cry.

"He?haha, this guy has his own bastard attributes. ”

“…… Well, a jerk. ”

"Interesting, then I'll have to weigh it later, by the way, it should be good-****. ”

“……”

……

……

Ye Fan didn't play blindly, but after Han Guo returned to his residence, he went into the bathroom, and he has been washing since nine o'clock, and he hasn't come out yet.

It's been almost an hour, do you need to wash like this, and it's not like you haven't taken a bath for a few years.

Ye Fan walked to the bathroom door, knocked on the door, and urged: "Xiaoice stick, listen, I'll give you three more minutes, if you haven't come out in three minutes, then I'll break in." ”

"Get out of here. ”

Han Guo in the bathroom was tense and looked at the door in horror, mainly because Ye Fan's voice was outside the door, and that feeling was ...... It's like Ye Fan is peeping on the crack of the door with a lewd smile on his face.

"Two minutes and thirty seconds remaining. The shameful voice came in again.

If it was time, the bastard wouldn't rush in politely.

Don't say anything, just wash it.

Han Guo hurriedly rushed under the sprinkler head, hurriedly washed and washed......

Speechless, she's grown so big, she's never been like this, she can't be comfortable in a bath, what's the matter!?

Can't a woman wash for a long time, don't you know that a woman has to wash her hair and face......

"Two minutes to go. ”

What bastard!?

"One minute countdown. ”

“……”

Han Guo didn't even have the time to complain, he dried himself as fast as he could in his life, put on a T-shirt, put on cropped jeans, and then wrapped himself in a bath towel outside......

Yes, not even the underwear and the little Nene were not worn.

When she did all this, Ye Fan happened to be counting down ten seconds outside.

Han Guo took a breath, and he actually had a sense of luck for the rest of his life.

However, then the anger rushed to the top of his head, rushed to the door in a few steps, opened the door, and scolded Ye Fan, who was leaning on the door and smoking a cigarette leisurely: "What are you urging, you are looking for death." ”

Ye Fan raised his eyebrows and approached Han Guo: "What, you want my life." ”

“……”

What is this...... Do I mean that?

Han Guo hurriedly took a step back, and suddenly realized that he and Ye Fan were at home, in case this heinous bastard was ferocious, then he would ......

I can't even think about it!

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, endure!

Han Guo hurriedly slowed down: "I don't like others to urge me the most when I take a bath, why do you keep urging me?"

"Do you think I'm willing, there's only one bathroom in the whole house, and you've been occupying it for more than an hour, so I'll wash my fart, besides, what if I need to pee, where to pee, do you stand on the window and spill it down?"

"......" Han Guo couldn't speak.

"Hey, what's in your hand, hahahaha, don't you have anything in there?"

Ye Fan suddenly let out a strange laugh, it turned out that he saw the underwear and Xiao Nene that Han Guo was holding in his hand.

Han Guo's face turned red, and he couldn't wait to find a window and jump down, what is this called, it's just that he didn't wear it, but he was actually discovered by this bastard, shame!

"I'm not wearing anything, what's the matter, it's your business. ”

Han Guo was annoyed and picked up Ye Fan, and ran all the way into the bedroom in a panic.

"Bang!"

After slamming the door shut, Han Guo leaned against the door and scratched her head, and after a few clicks, her hair had been scratched like a bird's nest.

This is a habit she has developed since she was a child, every time she is depressed and annoyed, she will habitually scratch her head, until her hair is full of messy hair, and then she will get out of breath.

At this time, she tossed and turned, and her heart was much smoother, only to hear her teeth and say: "The gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, it's just a fart, being angry like this bastard, whether I can live for ten years is a question, no, I want to be a villain, villain revenge, just tonight." ”

Han Guo immediately locked the door, closed the bed curtain, and hurriedly put on his underwear and Xiao Nene, and when he finished wearing, he had a plan, and a strange and excited light suddenly surged on his beautiful face.

Look, as long as there is condiment, angels can also be forced to become devils.

In the bathroom, Ye Fan was humming a small tune and washing his hair happily.

Suddenly, the water in the sprinkler head became smaller, and then it became smaller and smaller, and then it dripped down to the last drop.

Damn, what's going on, is the water out!?

Ye Fan walked to the washing tray and twisted the faucet, Nima, the water has really stopped, don't you carry it like this, right?

When he was annoyed, the overhead light suddenly went out.

This...... No, will there be a power outage after the water is cut off!?

Ye Fan was full of black lines on his forehead, ran to the bathroom window, opened the blinds, opened the window, poked his head out and looked out, the lights were flickering everywhere, even upstairs and downstairs there was electricity, why did he have no electricity here?

It's impossible, could it be that Han Guo did it, Han Guo doesn't seem to be so bad, right?

Just as he was thinking like this, Han Guo suddenly sighed leisurely outside the bathroom door: "Ouch, it seems that the power has been cut out, and the water seems to have stopped, how is this good, but fortunately, I finished taking a bath." ”

Hearing this, Ye Fan's face was full of black lines, and he was already completely sure that it was Han Guo's ghost, she must have closed the sluice gate and pulled the electric switch.

Good guy, I actually came to this hand, I really can't look good, I knew that I should have blocked her in the bathroom just now and asked her to rub my back.

"Xiaoice stick, hurry up and send water and electricity, otherwise, I will go out and get it myself, don't blame me for not reminding you, I don't wear anything now, it's very exciting." ”

"Phew, do you think I'm afraid of you, if you have the ability, come out, don't blame me for not reminding you, I have a fire extinguisher in my hand now, as long as you dare to come out, I will kill you first, haha, it's also very exciting. Han Guo shouted in Ye Fan's tone.

“……”

Your sister, you're so well prepared, don't bring it to play like this.

Ye Fan wiped the foam on his head depressedly, decided to change his policy and strategy, and immediately said softly: "Xiaoice stick, you are actually quite cute......

"Shut up, it's disgusting. ”

Ma Dan, praise you for being cute or disgusting, you wait.

Ye Fan changed his rhetoric against his will: "You are so beautiful and kind......"

"Shut up, it's even more disgusting. ”

“…… Damn, you're endless, you've me off, even ten cans of fire extinguishers can't help me, believe it or not, I'll catch you and take a mandarin duck bath. ”

“……”

Mandarin duck bath?

Han Guo was really afraid that this thing would do this kind of thing, and after struggling slightly, he snorted coldly: "I'll let you go this time, this is a warning, next time you jerk off, it will be more than just cutting off water and electricity." ”

"And what else do you want?"

“……”

yes, what else can I do? I can't really think of it for a while.

Damn, why isn't this bastard's arrogance so arrogant, could it be the reincarnation of the red boy!?

Han Guo secretly cursed, and finally obediently sent water and electricity.

Wrongdoer, when is the time for retribution!