Chapter 172: The Pretender Zhang Dadao
This is the first time Zhang Dadao has gone out in the morning rush hour, and he finally understands what is going on with the legendary traffic that can squeeze people to have a miscarriage or squeeze pregnancy. The people on the subway were next to each other, if it weren't for Zhang Dadao's special skills, I was afraid that he wouldn't even be able to get a position, and Xiao Zhuanfeng shrank under the seat, looking very pitiful.
Sometimes we have to admit that Zhang Dadao has a genius part. After all, most people would not come up with such a way to allow Xiao Zhuanfeng to use the public transportation system and at the same time mix in the morning rush hour. Ordinary people would never have such a whimsy, Zhang Dadao now has Ray-Ban sunglasses with a smile on his eyes, and he is holding a thin bamboo stick pulled from the community in his hand, and Xiao Zuanfeng shrank under the chair, but it can also be seen that the dog is wearing a dress that seems to be a sack transformation. There are three big words written on it - guide dog!
Pretending to be blind, Zhang Dadao has come up with an idea that ordinary people can't think of. Yesterday, he couldn't do a bus and could only take a taxi, Zhang Dadao pondered how to run around with Xiao Zhuanfeng, but he really came up with a way. This man's method of pretending to be blind and a dog pretending to be a guide dog can really be regarded as killing two birds with one stone.
Zhang Dadao himself is also very proud, the pair of eyes blocked by sunglasses stared at the chest of the beautiful woman on the side, and looked very focused along the career line. I thought in my heart: [Eh, this has to be said to be poor and smart! This method is really good, well, this girl's face is really good!] Zhang Dadao stared at people's chests, and he could see the face, if people knew, they didn't know whether they would admire or smoke him.
The subway soon arrived at the location, Zhang Dadao got off the train smoothly with the help of everyone, carried a bamboo stick and carried a schoolbag, and led the little drill wind outside. After getting out of the car, this guy couldn't pretend to be able to do it himself, and the blind man walked in front of the guide dog, which made the people nearby look at Zhang Dadao in wonder and couldn't figure out what the situation was.
Zhang Dadao got out of the subway station, pretended to be blind and changed to a bus, and finally arrived in front of a community. The location of this community is also quite remote, and it is also a newly built community. After all, in a city like Modu, there are always many newly built communities in the outer circle. Zhang Dadao got out of the car, took off his sunglasses, took out his mobile phone, and pressed it on the side of the road. A girl who had just gotten out of the car on the side looked at Zhang Dadao with a frightened face, and it was this girl who gave Zhang Dadao a place in the car before.
Zhang Dadao looked at this girl's eyes, rolled his eyes at him, and said, "What do you see? I haven't seen a handsome guy? The girl was frightened, and hurriedly sped up and ran.
Zhang Dadao happily dialed the number: "Toot ~ Toot ~ Hey." A tired, feeble voice rang out.
Zhang Dadao nodded with satisfaction and said, "Hey, we made an appointment last night to see the situation of your house today, right?"
"Right, yes, born lazy bone is my screen name. Are you the master of Feng Shui? I think your voice is quite young?" The voice on the other side was a little more energetic, with a little doubt. In the end, this person is always like this, traditional professions such as Chinese medicine, physiognomy master, and feng shui master all think that the older the better.
The traditional profession of our Celestial Empire requires accumulation and experience, and under normal circumstances, young people are indeed not very reliable. Zhang Dadao didn't know what the other party thought, but nodded and said, "Yes, I'm young, and I'm a little familiar with your voice." Are you home now? Wait, I'll have breakfast near your house. ”
The other side replied, "At home." Before he had time to say anything else, Zhang Dadao hung up the phone decisively. Pull this little drill wind found a breakfast shop nearby, and one person and one dog had a full breakfast. Zhang Dadao took out his mobile phone and looked at the address again, and then happily pulled Xiao Zuanfeng, who still wanted to eat and was reluctant to leave, into the community.
"Yo, Building 14, it's here! Four, four, death, death. This building number is unlucky, no wonder it will be unlucky. Zhang Dadao stood downstairs, looked up at the building, and made such a comment first. When a man who had just come out heard it, he was not happy at that time. This is also the person who lives in the building.
Passing by Zhang Dadao's side and hearing this, the man turned his head and said as he walked: "How do you speak? Can you speak human language? Ouch!" The man walked and turned back to talk, not looking at the road in front of him, a bad one fell on his heels.
Zhang Dadao was happy in his heart, and shook his head as he went to the building: "I just said that it is unlucky here, and I don't listen to people's persuasion!" Zhang Dadao is so old-fashioned, and his voice is not suppressed, which just came into the ears of the man who fell. The man stood up and rubbed his waist, and there was a hint of suspicion in his eyes.
Entering the elevator, Zhang Dadao pressed the floor while looking at his mobile phone, and said, "Room 3 on the 18th floor." If you want to die, you will mourn, and it is extremely unlucky. I dare to buy this kind of house number, which is also my own death. ”
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and expressed his disdain for the customer's IQ. Xiao Zuanfeng didn't understand what he meant, and was lifting up and retreating to try to kick the clothes on his body down, this sack-changed clothes, the material was naturally not comfortable, and Xiao Zuanfeng felt that even if he was a dog, he felt that his body was stabbed.
It's a pity that its actions are useless, Zhang Dadao, who kills a thousand knives, has already guarded against this hand, and the sack was stuck to Xiao Zhuanfeng by him with wide tape, not to mention kicking with his legs or cutting with scissors.
"Ding Dong~" As soon as the elevator rang, Zhang Dadao pulled the dog out of the door, looked left and right in the corridor, Zhang Dadao shook his head: "There is not even a window, the wind does not circulate, the bad luck is sluggish, the auspicious air is not passable, and the bad luck is stagnant." If you don't see the sun and yin energy, it's not surprising that there is evil in such a place. ”
Zhang Dadao shook his head and analyzed the situation here, according to his statement, it seems that this house needs to make a hole in the wall to change its feng shui. Zhang Dadao nodded, feeling that he had to make a lot of money this time. This feng shui situation cannot be solved by a small change. Zhang Dadao was proud, and pulled Xiao Zuanfeng to the No. 3 door and stretched out his hand to knock on the door: "Dada, Dada! Dada, Dada!"
Two short and one long, Zhang Dadao's technique of knocking on the door is also unique. I didn't knock twice, but there was a faint voice from the door: "Coming, coming!" The door opened, revealing a man in his thirties, wearing a simple T-shirt and trousers. This man's dark circles and eyebands are extremely heavy, his eyes are bloodshot, and the beard on the side of his mouth is sighing. The appearance is very ordinary, but the cheekbones are a little prominent, the person is very thin, the forehead is tattooed, and it looks like a skull.
As soon as he saw this person, Zhang Dadao was stunned, and the man's also seemed to be stunned, and the two stayed silent for a while, Zhang Dadao suddenly pulled a little drill wind, turned his head and left. There was a sudden "whoop" from behind, followed by a "coo", and a somewhat hoarse voice came from behind: "Little Heavenly Master, it's really your Little Heavenly Master, Little Heavenly Master helps!"