Chapter 539 Worship the heavens and insert the incense burner at noon on hoe day

It was no one else who came out, it was the woman Zhang Dadao mentioned, who seemed to have heard Zhang Dadao's words, her face was a little red, and she secretly looked at Lao Wang from time to time. What kind of person is Zhang Dadao? The ability to observe words and emotions in his line of work is a basic skill! As soon as he saw the whole expression, he immediately felt that there was something wrong here, and he secretly said in his heart: "I'll go, what's the matter with the eyes of the whole little widow looking at the old rascal?

Zhang Dadao looked at the woman, the corners of his mouth brought a wicked smile, but his brows were furrowed! After looking at it for a while, the woman also felt uncomfortable, and at this time, Zhang Dadao suddenly turned his head to look at Lao Wang, and said: "I said Lao Wang, this is not right! This two of you don't seem to be husband and wife? Moreover, this sister-in-law has a hurdle in this husband and wife palace, I want to say that I am wrong, you forgive me? The whole face should have a catastrophe, either widowed or divorced!"

As soon as Zhang Dadao's words came out, Lao Wang was stunned, but the woman was shocked! Lao Wang was even more shocked after he was stunned, he was a ticket holder who skipped the great god, and he also knew a little about the line of face-to-face. This thing is indispensable for bluffing and deception, how can there be such a person as Zhang Dadao who comes up and makes up his mind! Lao Wang immediately wondered if Zhang Dadao had checked them! The woman was also a little embarrassed, but said: "Then you are the boss next door, right? Alas, my old man disappeared a few years ago!"

Now it was Zhang Dadao's turn to be surprised, Lao Wang actually didn't guess wrong, Zhang Dadao was originally deceiving them! It's just that Zhang Dadao's routine is different from ordinary charlatans! Lao Wang, as a ticket holder, of course did not study the routine deeply. I thought that Zhang Dadao had investigated them! Zhang Dadao himself was secretly puzzled at this time: [Eh, Poor Dao is actually right! Could it be that my Taoism has been restored?]

Originally, he estimated that this old king and this woman might have eloped! This plot is probably that Lao Wang hooked up with someone's daughter-in-law in the village or something, but he didn't expect it to be a widow. Zhang Dadao's eyes looked at Lao Wang even more strangely. He gave a thumbs up and said, "It's done, that's what happened! Lao Wang, you are advanced enough! Poor Dao understands, live together! Okay, there's nothing to be ashamed of, Poor Dao has seen a lot!"

Lao Wang's face turned red, and he had the intention to tell Zhang Dadao that this was not the case, but this matter was not clear! The woman blushed and did not speak. Zhang Dadao was also idle, and said: "By the way, what are the names of you and your daughter-in-law, Lao Wang? But since there is one hanging in front of you, it's better to calculate it clearly! If she doesn't say it, if she is Kefu, it will be difficult for you to get this card! You are a ticket holder, you should understand, oh. No wonder you only live together! You're afraid of this, Wang, right?"

Zhang Dadao is not a thing. Talking about Kefu in front of a widow is basically the same as scolding a thief in front of a monk! The woman's face turned white, and she didn't know whether she was frightened or angry. Lao Wang said directly: "Who is afraid of this! Don't talk nonsense!"

When these words came out, he realized that it was not right! Isn't this tantamount to admitting that his relationship with this woman is abnormal! For a while, he was in a dilemma, and he held back for a while before he said: "My name is Wang Jingtian, and my master's name is given! He said that my father scolded God for letting Lei be chopped to death, so he gave me this name and said that he wanted to be respected!"

Zhang Dadao is also used to praising news broadcasts, and he has to take one sentence after another. I couldn't leave any gaps, so I hurriedly said, "Oops." Your father can't do enough! If he doesn't get over the catastrophe, he will die if he doesn't prepare a lightning rod in this situation!"

Lao Wang rolled his eyes, ignored Zhang Dadao, and said: "We are not the relationship you said, this girl is my benefactor!"

"Understand! You old magician can meet a woman and tell you that Shakespeare is not a benefactor!" Zhang Dadao said a word, and Lao Wang and the woman were stunned! How could they know about this magician's concealment! Lao Wang Shakespeare had heard of it, but he didn't think about dialects! Although they vaguely felt that there was malice in Zhang Dadao's words, they really couldn't figure out the specific meaning.

At Lao Wang's age, he won't dwell on things he can't understand, but he just said: "This girl believes in Zhao, her name is Zhao Xianglu, we are really not the relationship you said!" Lao Wang once again emphasized that he and the woman were innocent, but Zhang Dadao felt that this explanation was too weak. Explanation is a cover-up, and children know this truth!

Zhang Dadao sneered at that time and said, "You lied to the ghost! Your name is Jingtian, and her name is incense burner, so it doesn't matter!"

"What does it matter!" Lao Wang felt a little ridiculous, this neighbor seemed to be a little weird, he was not old enough to open such a particular shop, but he was doing this! And it seemed that his speech was also covered by clouds and mountains, and his master was also a little famous back then, but it didn't seem to be like this? I don't know if this is the cultural difference between the north and the south or if there is something new in the flickering world in the past few years!

Zhang Dadao was also happy, and said: "Why doesn't it matter! Isn't this obvious! Your name is put together and said out of the three vulgarities, you are called Jingtian, and you can't burn incense when you respect heaven? Incense can't be inserted in the incense burner? You are all together, this is Jingtian and incense burner, and even the verb comes out! You can be a pair of envoys on the afternoon of hoeing and hoeing day! Lao Wang, it's very yellow and violent!"

Let Zhang Dadao analyze it like this, Lao Wang and Zhao Xianglu are stupid, or they can't say that they can't hear good things when they say that their hearts are crooked! Give Zhang Dadao such an analysis, it is really yellow and violent, and the three vulgar ones are not good! Lao Wang suddenly felt that this matter was not clear, and his face turned red, and Zhao Xianglu directly covered his face and ran to the back!

"You~ what do you want me to do!" Lao Wang looked annoyed and angry.

Zhang Dadao was a pleasure again, and said: "I want to teach this too? You are also a ticket holder? You haven't watched a Japanese action movie! It's not easy to be a man, hurry up and burn incense! Poor Dao won't bother! Haha!" Zhang Dadao pointed to the direction where Zhao Xianglu ran away, smiled evilly and went out to his shop.

When I arrived at the store, I saw that the actor was taking Bai Er Fool and Pang Zuodao to watch the replay of the Spring Festival Gala! and explained to them about this performing art, when he saw Zhang Dadao coming back with a smile on his face, the actor also stopped commenting, looked at Zhang Dadao's strange smile and said curiously: "Director Zhang, you have picked up the money, why are you so happy?"

Zhang Dadao nodded and smiled: "It's much happier than picking up money, and Poor Dao has contributed to another marriage! Haha, it has promoted righteousness and spread positive energy! Come, you dodge, Poor Dao is in a good mood to show you the most powerful kung fu of Poor Dao! It's nothing to praise the news network! The real basic skills can only be practiced by praising the Spring Festival Gala!" (To be continued.) )

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