Chapter 993: Disaster Strikes Something Happened in the Village
When a few Ah Sanyi heard that something had happened, they also chuckled in their hearts, and they couldn't take care of their previous anger all of a sudden! Instead, they remembered the disaster that Zhang Dadao said, and a few people turned around and left. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info a few Ah San, who were originally blocking the door, also dispersed with them. As soon as they left, Zhang Dadao became angry, looked at the assistant and said, "Why don't you turn it if you want to turn it? Go back and deduct your salary!"
The assistant rolled his eyes and said in his heart: "You didn't pay my salary, can you deduct it?" But he said: "Master, I can also turn it over if you say something reliable? You are a master, saying that you are a psychiatrist? Who believes this? What kind of psychology do you see? There is still a certificate. ”
Zhang Dadao was amused and said, "Who stipulates that the master can't be a psychiatrist! I can tell you, Poor Dao is a professional." In the event of a time bomb around you, a terrorist cutting off your head, such a small accident, I can teach you how to calm down!"
"Is this a small accident? Just calm down?" The assistant was also happy, the more Zhang Dadao said this, the more unreliable it became!
"Why is it useless? You can write a suicide note calmly!" Zhang Dadao spread his hands, looking extremely serious.
The assistant turned his head and stopped paying attention to Zhang Dadao, and then he didn't know what was going on! It's better not to know such a psychiatrist in this life! The assistant shook his head and beckoned everyone to tidy up the messy hall and make it like this for the temples of others, but they had to be sorted out well, otherwise they would really be kicked out! Zhang Dadao didn't work or care about anything, leaning against the pillar and squinting and napping to make up for sleep. The actor, Bai Er and Xiao Pang also came over and rested with him against a pillar.
Zhang Dadao was in a daze, and he felt that someone was pushing him! Struggling to lift his eyelids, he saw the assistant brother in front of him, Zhang Dadao sighed helplessly, and said to the assistant: "Master, something is wrong in the village! A few elders shouted for us to come over! I listened to the movement outside! I thought they were going to attack us! Everyone else got up, and Brother Liu didn't let you call you." ”
Zhang Dadao rubbed his eyes and said, "It's finally started, let's go!" Zhang Dadao jumped up, and all the people followed Zhang Dadao and walked outside.
As soon as they came out of the hall, the dazzling sunlight shone directly on them, and the inside and outside of the house seemed to be two worlds, the sultry air directly wrapped people, and the weather was hot as if everything in their eyes was distorted. Walking all the way, I didn't see anyone, the assistant led the way, and led everyone to the front of a courtyard not far away. The assistant cried and said to Zhang Dadao after listening for a while: "Master, what are you doing? They all said that we had offended the gods and caused trouble, and some people said that they wanted to kill us!"
Hearing the assistant's words, the actor explained to Martin beside him, and several mercenaries with guns immediately lifted their clothes and exposed their guns, and walked directly to the forefront! The deterrent power of modern weapons is really extraordinary, although the expressions of the three are very vicious, but it doesn't matter if they have guns, and the people in front of them also let go of the way. Everyone went into the courtyard without any problems!
This is the home of the old Ah Sanzi, and the scale is much larger than the small courtyard in the west of the village where Zhang Dadao and the others lived before, and there are a lot of people in the courtyard at this time, a few Ah San elders are here, and there are many other people! It is also chaotic, Zhang Dadao pushed away the mercenaries to the front, and said: "You poor and remote place just don't know how to see a doctor!" It's very difficult to hang up an expert number like Poor Dao, what's the matter with you calling it door-to-door? Go back and make up for the registration!"
The actor also came up and said to the assistant: "Tell them that we still have the business of registering an expert number on behalf of the master!"
The assistant looked at the actor speechlessly and said: "Brother Liu, you can also play with the master, don't make trouble, okay! It's really going to kill someone! We still have people in their hands!"
As he spoke, Ah San's people also came over, looking at them with extremely solemn expressions, and they spoke to the assistant, and the translation process was hidden! The village thinks that you offended the gods last night, and now you have to move out!"
"Wait a minute, no! This is a disaster! It's your disaster that is coming, I said it a long time ago, you won't let me go. What do you mean by blaming me now? "Zhang Dadao is also a temperamental person, in this life, only he shakes the pot and does not have him to blame, how can it be possible for those Ah San to plot against him!
A few Ah San are also a little embarrassed, this thing is also wrong for them, they left people behind, and let people live in the temple, and now if something happens, blame the family, this is really a bit unreasonable. Lao Ah San sighed and said, "Here, our monks here are not here, and now I can't tell clearly! The villagers all think that you have offended the gods, and this matter is not easy to handle!"
Zhang Dadao tilted his head and looked at a few Ah San, looking at them all feeling uncomfortable, before he spoke: "Let's talk about it first, what's going on!"
A few Ah San glanced at each other, this is what they were waiting for! Otherwise, they would have directly encouraged the villagers to enter the temple to arrest people just now, and they had left Zhang Dadao behind to find the missing person, but now they can't take care of this! Ah San hurriedly said: "That's the case, when we came back to discuss things with you in the temple in the morning, something happened in the village! A few villagers suddenly went crazy, and now they are all unconscious, I'm afraid it was the gods who have condemned the crime!" And in this moment's effort, more and more villagers have accidents, some are crazy and then faint, and some are directly unconscious. There are about 30 of them!"
As soon as these words came out, the assistant translator himself was stunned, and he felt uneasy in his heart! He originally thought that the disaster that Zhang Dadao said was to let the few who didn't come block the river, and then use explosives to blow up a flood or something! This point is inferred from the fact that they live in the temple, after all, the temple in this village is the highest. This person is crazy? Still fainting? Listening to it, I feel weird, especially that crazy person, the assistant brother has a trace of doubt in his heart, is this really any Taoist art, master?
Zhang Dadao didn't have anything here, but the actor walked to the front like a chicken, and said loudly: "See it, don't see it!" What does our master say, saying that there is a disaster, this is a disaster! Okay, I am his agent, and you have to talk to me about anything now! Let's talk about this fee first! Eh, why are you stunned, you turn it!" The actor kicked the stunned assistant brother, the assistant brother's face turned green, and he only now found out that this actor is not worse than Zhang Dadao! To be continued. )