Chapter 1122 Do You Want Mooncakes with Curry Beef Filling?
When Zhang Dadao said this, even Wei Minghui, who had always insisted that he was a master, but he was acting strangely and could not be understood by ordinary people, felt that it was a bit too nonsense. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Wei Minghui frowned, but didn't say anything. He didn't say anything, Zhang Shengyan couldn't help it, this guy laughed all of a sudden, shook his head and said:
"There's a bomb? That's too dangerous! Master, what if there's a bomb? Why don't we go in? Will you go back to the fat man and his aunt? How do you prove that people are disguised?"
"This is easy to do, and the disguise is nothing more than that she has practiced the bone shrinking technique and changed her body shape! If you want to break this disguise method, you only need to drag his face! The cover door of the bone shrinking skill is on the tail bone, and when you step down against the tail bone, you will immediately appear in its original form! However, the transformation technique is more troublesome, and the poor road can only use the blood of the black dog to crack it without tools, but there are so many dogs in this village, there must be a black dog, let's go and get one, and we will definitely be able to succeed!" Zhang Dadao thought that Zhang Shengyan really had the heart to ask him for advice~ With a serious face, he provided a feasible plan of action.
It's a pity that Zhang Shengyan didn't ask him for advice seriously, and Zhang Dadao didn't bring his own dogs. Otherwise, just for stealing dogs, at least Bai Er's fool would fully support Zhang Dadao.
Zhang Shengyan is not a fool of Bai Er, he has no obsession with dog meat, he laughed on the spot, shook his head and said: "I said, master, have you considered this possibility? If that old lady is really an old woman, will you still be alive after this set? If you kill an old lady in someone's village, do you believe that a few of us can be killed alive by them?"
"Then what do you say?" Zhang Dadao spread his hands and asked rhetorically.
"It's all here, why don't you go to the temple to investigate! Master, didn't you say that you might have planted a bomb? Then we won't go, you go! You are a master~ invulnerable, invulnerable. You go up and take a look, if there's a bomb, I don't think it can hurt you, right?" In the middle of the night, Zhang Dadao was dragged to this kind of poor and remote place, and this guy was still tossing and turning, and Zhang Shengyan was already holding back the evil fire in his belly! At this time, Zhang Dadao hit the muzzle of the gun himself, and he simply provoked Zhang Dadao and prepared to let him go to the poor by himself! If something really happened, let people beat him, as long as he didn't kill him, it would be a lesson. It's a big deal, and then they can save Zhang Dadao.
Wei Minghui also sensed Zhang Shengyan's thoughts, he was still a little unbearable, and he was about to speak! Over there, Zhang Dadao clapped his hands and spoke first: "That's right! It's no problem to designate the poor way! This suggestion is very good, Zhang Dashao, your IQ is rising? You wait, I'll expose their conspiracy!"
Zhang Dadao was really fooled, as long as he followed his train of thought, this guy's brain was even more confused than he imagined. On the spot, there was a hem of the robe, and there was a shelf for the appearance of Peking Opera, and he walked towards the small temple on the mountain.
Wei Minghui frowned, looked at Zhang Shengyan, and said, "Brother Zhang, this is not appropriate, right? You also know that the master likes to mess around, what if something happens?" Do you want the bodyguards to follow?"
"No, no, brother, you too~ It's time for him to suffer a little. Zhang Shengyan shook his head decisively. Wei Minghui sighed, and thought about it, this place is still far away from the village! If something really happens, they won't be too worried about whether they will run away or run away.
Zhang Dadao's steps were brisk, and after a while, he arrived at the edge of the small temple. When he got to the side, he became careful. After three pauses, he carefully observed the surrounding environment. But in this dark place, he didn't see anything wrong. Zhang Dadao said in his heart: [Hmph, it's really professional, even my detective didn't see the flaw! 】
Zhang Dadao squinted his eyes, carefully touched the edge of the door, and stood against the wall, feeling untouched to the extreme. Yangshantou Village is not big, and the temple here is of course not large. It's just a big hall, and if there is a wooden hut on the side, it's all alive. The temple is a small nameless temple without even a plaque. It's just a place where people in the village burn incense and pray to God, and even what is the name of the god inside? There are a few people in the village who know about it, and the priesthood is even more unclear, and they basically take care of everything. It's a serious rural hair temple. It is estimated that even the grade of the land temple is not enough.
Zhang Dadao stood against the wall next to the door for a while, and didn't find any major problems, then poked his head out and glanced into the door. In this temple, there is not even a door, just a doorway that is so stunned and open. It was still very dark outside the temple, and it was even more pitch black inside the temple, and nothing could be seen, and the outline of the idol and the offering table in front of the statue could barely be seen. There are no lamps and no incense sticks. It can be seen that the incense here is not very good!
This hall is not very big, although it is very dark, there is nothing in it. Squinting my eyes for a while to get used to it, it's all over again. Zhang Dadao looked at it for a while, but didn't find anything else besides the idol offering table.
"Hey~ Hello!" Zhang Dadao shouted into the door in a low voice, paused for two seconds without replying, and his voice was a little higher: "I saw you! Don't hide, I'm delivering a courier!"
It was still quiet inside, Zhang Dadao frowned, and he also felt that the term "sending express delivery" was not very similar to words, so he changed his statement, and the volume had also increased to the level of normal speech: "I am from the town, visiting the lonely and widowed elderly to send warmth to the countryside! Isn't this almost the Mid-Autumn Festival? I am here to deliver moon cakes." Five benevolent!"
In fact, there is no one in this hall at all, of course, there will not even be a fart sound, Zhang Dadao doesn't think it, he said that he saw someone! That person must be there, this guy didn't hear the echo, frowned and thought to himself: [Could it be that they don't like Wuren? 】
Zhang Dadao nodded while pondering, feeling that his reasoning was correct, and spoke again: "Wuren's don't like it? Then there is curry beef! It won't be the lotus paste egg yolk, right? This is too vulgar, you can't taste it!"
Zhang Dadao began to talk about what kind of stuffing should be eaten for moon cakes with people who didn't exist. Zhang Shengyan and Wei Minghui were entangled, they could see Zhang Dadao on the edge of the temple gate, but they couldn't look carefully, they saw that he was stunned there and didn't know what to do! After looking at him for a while, Wei Minghui was anxious and said, "Otherwise, let's go up and have a look? Look at him as if he has seen something!"
They couldn't hear what Zhang Dadao said, and they were anxious to wait. Although Zhang Shengyan went up with Zhang Dadao, he also felt a little abnormal at this time. Coupled with the cold wind and cold moon environment in the middle of the night, Zhang Shengyan was also a little unsure of what the situation was, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let's go up and have a look!" (To be continued.) )