The Wandering Man Chapter 822 Hip Offender Tai Sui

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The weather in Florida is basically hot, the land is basically humid, and walking in the forest is one foot deep and one foot shallow, if not a swamp. Three horses followed, carrying various tools and instruments on their backs, and Zhang Shengyan and Jones and a few bodyguards walked in front. Zhang Dadao and a few of them walked behind.

"Master, these guys are too unsophisticated! Our methods are so scientific, they don't believe it!" Bai Er was a fool carrying a schoolbag-like thing, but when he looked closely, he saw that the snapping turtle had two straps hanging on it, and it was carried behind him like a schoolbag.

The actor was also carrying a big backpack, and when he heard this, he also interjected: "Director Zhang, this script is not right, and the conflict is not enough! Either they will not listen to us and beat us directly, or they will listen to us and beat us up again when they go a fork! This is in line with the logic of the script!"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, looked at the actor, and suddenly felt that it was good for Zhang Shengyan to ignore him directly like this. Zhang Shengyan and they went all the way forward, ignoring Zhang Dadao and the actor behind them. It took about three hours to walk before the people in front of us stopped.

As soon as he saw that the heads of people in front of him had stopped, Zhang Dadao hurriedly walked to the bottom of a tree, and he was tired all the way! Zhang Dadao stood up and shouted: "Bai Er, take a seat!"

Bai Er hurriedly took off the turtle, bent down and put it on the ground, and Zhang Dadao sat on the back of the snapping turtle with his robe. Zhang Shengyan said that several of them could only stand, at most leaning against a tree. The ground was full of mud, and they couldn't even find a place to sit. Seeing Zhang Dadao's posture, several of them were stupid.

Zhang Shengyan was speechless, came over and held the tree that Zhang Dadao was leaning on, took out a cigarette and handed it to Zhang Dadao, and whispered: "Yes, you can really use anything, high-tech! Multi-functional pet turtle! How does it feel to sit?"

Zhang Dadao sighed, shook his head slightly, and said, "No! There are too many edges on this turtle's back, and it is uneven." According to my original intention, it is more reliable to have a tortoiseshell. This turtle can't sit still, that is, the channel can barely sit down. If you sit with hemorrhoids like you, if a bad hemorrhoid breaks, it will be bloody!"

"Damn. You can't speak!You're only got hemorrhoids!" Zhang Shengyan said that he was so hung that he was angry and let out the old blood. He felt something was wrong again, and hurriedly added: "You are a dog!

Zhang Shengyan couldn't feel tired when he was angry, so he turned his head and stayed away from Zhang Dadao! Zhang Shengyan really had the idea of letting Zhang Dadao sit and sit with him, where did he think that Zhang Dadao was such a bastard. actually blocked and scolded him at both ends!

Zhang Shengyan hated and left, and after a while, Jones brought Zhou Yunlei over, and Jones opened his mouth and said directly: "Don't borrow turtles!"

Jones was stunned for a moment, and looked at Zhou Yunlei with a strange expression waiting for him to translate Zhang Dadao's words. Zhou Yunlei was even more stunned, and subconsciously said, "What are you borrowing turtles for?" Boss Jones has something to do with you!"

"What's the matter? Aren't you not believing me?" Zhang Dadao looked at Erlang's leg with a cigarette in his mouth, and suddenly turned his hand over a false support. The actor on the side immediately put a purple clay pot in Zhang Dadao's hand, and this posture is more than it can be pretended! Look at Jones and their wolf bèi, their shoes are basically ruined, and their pants are also a mess of all kinds of mud spots.

If you look at Zhang Dadao again, the cloth shoes are spotless, and the robes are extremely clean! Sitting with a turtle smoking a cigarette and holding a teapot, this is simply the gap between migrant workers and developers! Jones's eyelids jumped when he looked at it!

At this time, Zhang Dadao's parrot fried sauce noodles flew over from the horse's back with fluttering wings, and when it flew in front of Zhang Dadao, it stretched out its mouth and mouthed. The bird landed on Zhang Dadao's shoulder, raised its paw and grabbed its eyes, and said, "i-anything-in-this-lie-is-ertain, i-history-has-taught-us-anything, it-is-that-lure-an-kill-anyone."

Jones was stunned at that time, and Zhang Dadao was also dumbfounded! Of course, the most shocking thing was Zhang Shengyan, he always thought that this bird could only speak Chinese, maybe it was like that Chinese, but he didn't expect that it could also be English?

Jones was shocked by another point, he didn't care if he couldn't understand Chinese before. Now I found out that this parrot is powerful, and it actually speaks for a long time, and ordinary parrots can only speak words!

When they were shocked, Zhang Dadao turned his head to the actor and said, "What is this guy talking about?"

The actor hurriedly gave a translator: "It says, 'If life tells us something.'" What history has taught us, that is, you can kill anyone!' Director Zhang is Director Zhang, and the birds he raises are so artistic!"

Zhou Yunlei rolled his eyes, and he was extremely suspicious that this bird belonged to Li An's family! This movie line was memorized enough! Zhang Dadao nodded at this time, looked up and asked Jones: "Who are you going to kill?"

Zhou Yunlei gave Jones a translation, and Jones also smiled. Hurriedly said: "That master, according to the news from Mr. Zhang, no one has gone to Fox Lake yet! We think that the f force may not come soon, this is not to let you go over to discuss and see if there is any way to hurry up the progress~ What should we do if those guys come when we are looking for the treasure at that time?"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, nodded and got up, grabbed a cigarette from the parrot first, took a puff and said: "That's right, after all, Poor Dao is also the major shareholder of this business! Let's go, talk over there!" Zhang Dadao followed Jones to Zhang Shengyan's side.

At this time, little Martin can be regarded as seeing hope! This guy is gluttonous and lazy! His brother Martin has only recovered from a gunshot wound on the buttocks, and he has been complaining for a long time when he walks with a limp. At this moment, when he saw that Zhang Dadao was up, he could be regarded as seeing an opportunity.

This turtle is still there! Little Martin is also confident in his chrysanthemum, he grabbed it in one step, squeezed away the actor with a smiling face, and sat down on the back of the snapping turtle!

Zhang Dadao and the others hurriedly turned around, just in time to see little Martin bounce up like pressing a spring on his buttocks! This guy jumped up at least one and a half meters high, and his body was facing down and smashed on the ground, and the mud splashed on both sides!

Everyone was stunned, and then they saw clearly, the snapping turtle was gone! Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "It's not good! The poor spirit turtle has escaped!"

"help~help~" At this moment, little Martin raised his head and shouted twice! Everyone realized that the snapping turtle was not lost, and was biting his ass/stock with his head under Little Martin's crotch!

Zhang Dadao was happy, glanced at the big Martin not far away, shook his head and said, "Look! You two brothers are too old this year!" (To be continued.) )