★ one ★

When I first arrived in this city, this school, I was deeply impressed, and once suspected that I had arrived at a boys' school, and the seniors who picked us up told us carefully: All girls in the University of Technology are 100 years old!

At first, I didn't know what it meant, but then I accidentally saw an ancient poem with this sentence: "Since ancient times, how thin life has been!"

Someone once asked me, what is the stupidest thing in the world? I didn't answer, if you asked me now, I would sue him, and the college military training was the answer.

Hehe, I've always skipped class and skipped training when I met training. Within a few days, several people in the same bed began to get acquainted, and fortunately, Orange and I have a common hobby. His name is a bit girly, and at first, before he appeared, our dormitory was in a panic, whether the school made a mistake and divided the girls over.

Later, I found out that everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but one by one said that it was a pity.

This guy's skin is very smooth and soft, and it feels very nice to the touch. As a result, the eldest who hadn't seen a woman for half a month, one morning, committed a thing that everyone was angry about, we were in our sleep, we heard someone shouting, opened our eyes, orange covered my face and sat on the bed, the boss looked at him with squinting eyes, and we continued to sleep.

The seniors once told us that when this happened at the University of Technology, we should continue to sleep as if nothing had happened.

In the past few days, the urine that was held was blocked, and the stool was not smooth, and the orange escaped military training, and ran to the nearby Internet café like a desperate escape, which was greatly refreshed.

Open some forums and browse,While studying physiognomy,I've liked these since I was a child.,Physiognomy,Palmistry,Handwriting,Plus the art of physiognomy.。

"You're going to marry me today...... "Zhou Huajian's old song fluttered in the Internet café.

Orange is smirking on the side, damn, like someone else's wife.

Pulled me over, pointed to the pretty girl on the video and said, "Fart, pretty, my daughter-in-law ......."

Fainted.,After the dormitory members arrived,According to the rules, it's to report each other's age.,Rank size.,Because I'm the youngest.,And a lot smaller than them.,At the beginning, I was called a little fart.,Now it's called a little fart.,Every time I feel very awkward.。

Maybe it's because I'm younger, I always feel immature, and I always like to read some mental knowledge to enrich myself. Love is a taboo that I dare not talk about.

I didn't speak.

"When I was chasing your sister-in-law, it was a lot of hardships, pulling mountains and wading through rivers, and after occupying the time, location, and people, I finally fought a right battle at the right time, in the right place......

I don't know if men like to brag about how they conquered women, and if women will also be excited to tell other women how they hooked men.

"When are you going to break up?"

I've always been more concerned about this issue.

"Roll ......"

With a roar, the little brothers (who seemed to be only eleven or two years old) sitting next to him moved outside.

Why don't people like to talk about breakups, it's like in a fairy tale, when the king's daughter celebrates her birthday, many witches say praise, but one witch says that his daughter will die eventually. Although she said the truth, she was killed by order of the king. To be honest, I don't believe that love in college can last for a long time? long-distance, local, online, retrograde, etc., the current love model, there is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't do.

★ II ★. II. II

The damn military training is finally over, the most boring thing is to shoot targets, five bullets per person, if a hundred people shoot together, there will be such a result, there are 250 rings on two targets, and the others are zero rings.

The only thing worth remembering is a pair of eyes, and I don't know if these eyes are beautiful or not. I just felt the gaze that shot out of it was gentle, and I felt a little cool in my heart on a hot summer day. It was when we sang the song, and our class sat with the small number of girls in the audience, and that gaze belonged to one of them.

At that time, she covered her face with her hat and did not have the opportunity to see her face. Her skin must have been very white, I guess.

I can guarantee that if I meet these eyes again, I will recognize her.

★ Three ★

"Wife, do you miss me?"

"Honey, what are you doing?"

"Baby, come and kiss a ......"

…………

Every night I have to be devastated by such sounds, I am the kind of person who can't sleep at the slightest sound. Loves dark nights, especially those with heavy rain.

Our bedroom was next to the stairs on the sixth floor, and there was a rooftop on the sixth floor. After ten o'clock every night, the men who were in heat could only call to complain about lovesickness, and they didn't know how the school built the apartment, and the violent sound effect was very good, and these sounds were mixed together and clearly reached my ears.

It's like a cat calling spring in March and April.

Because of the violent sound, some unbearable things often happen, more than 20 cats gather on a small rooftop to call spring, and it is easy for the female cat to hear the wrong sound.

It's like cat A on the other end of the phone and says, "Do you miss me?"

And female cat B just asked, "Do you want other women?"

Then Male Cat B was anxious to set the record straight, and before Male Cat A shouted, "I don't want to, never thought about it!"

As a result, female cat A and similar female cat A lost their temper, and male cat B committed public anger, if the eyes can kill, it is estimated that he has been raped by male cat A and similar male cat A N times.

Orange belongs to the family of male cats, unfortunately, he happens to be a male cat A tonight, and when the sister-in-law hears this voice, the impulsive woman is more impulsive than the rational woman, and usually doesn't want to hang up the phone.

Then you dial it again, and you'll hear a nice female voice: "Sorry, the phone you dialed is turned off; sorry......"

Usually Orange will turn off the phone and scold: "Fuck your ......"

After listening to the countless words of "sorry, the phone you dialed is turned off; sorry ......" countless times, Orange reluctantly walked back to the bedroom.

I'm still listening to the radio, it's about the emotional aspect, it's like "Midnight Love", listening to other people's painful experiences, and you feel like you're happy like a flower.

At this time, a boy called in and said, "Host, I made my girlfriend angry just now, she asked me if I wanted her, but before I could say it, a bastard next to me said loudly, I don't want to, she thought it was me who said it, hung up on me, and then called to turn off the phone." ”

Hearing this, Orange looked out suspiciously, and sure enough, it was the eldest brother who had the same experience as himself just now. No wonder I heard the stereo effect just now.

Moderator: You are in a different place, I advise you to break up!

"What?"

"Break up, if you don't have the persistence of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and don't have the courage to look at each other...... If you're not ready, break up, it's the best option. ”

The host is violent, and he can tear down several marriages and destroy several relationships in one night.

"That'...... Then I can't bear it?"

"I have a girlfriend and I'm not around, isn't this the same as Yiyin, what's the point!! you Yiyin beauty is still watching, you can't eat it. Don't you see this, it's not as good as Yiyin, what are you insisting on?"

“……”

"If you want to save it, then you go to her now!"

Orange turned off the radio and swayed on the bed, muttering, "Fuck you, puberty is not going well, menopause is not in tune......"

The boss's purring and kitten's teeth grinding came and went, Orange was tossing and turning on the bed, it didn't seem to be asleep, Dongdong was still texting, this guy didn't see what hobbies he had in his spare time. The machine does not leave the hand, and the machine is always finished.

Hehe, kitten, formerly known as Jiang Weixin, because his mother called the kitten to answer the phone every time he called. And in English, one day, very early, the phone rang non-stop, and the boss went to answer the phone. I listened to the inside saying: "goodmorning!I......" was still sleeping in a daze, and as soon as the boss heard the other party scolding, he thought it was a harassing phone call, and scolded: "Just fuck you!" and hung up the phone.

As for Dongdong, it is the fourth child in our dormitory.

"aslongasyouloveme, Iwillmarryyouandfunk...... the last hypnosis of every night, it must be the old horse talking in his dreams, very strange, every time he talks in his dreams, he sings English songs, and every time it is these few words, after singing, he also smacks his lips and says that it is delicious and delicious. I don't know what is delicious.

When it comes to nicknames, I'm even more miserable, omitting them as little farts.

Every time the boss wakes us up: orange, dongdong, kitten, fart, get up......

As for the old horse, people have already gotten up.

★ Four ★

The seniors told us that if we don't skip classes in college, we will go to college in vain, if we don't fall in love in college, we will go in vain, and if we don't fail in college, we will go to college in vain, except for the second point, my university is complete.

As we all know, each dormitory has its own culture, and we are the central dormitory of the class......

Listening to Xiao Qi's "orange perfume" and reading novels at the same time is simply a great joy in life. The kitten came in sweaty, holding a tennis racket in his hand, this kid is not simple, tennis is a first-class stick, wearing a green outfit, running on the tennis court, and the MM around him screamed. (comparable to the screaming laughter filmed by the United States) won the "green wave-like man", and after the boss learned about it, he was referred to as "ronin".

"Why are you in the dormitory?"

"Big brother, it's class time!!" I said.

He frowned, "Bah!"

"Where's the boss?"

"I don't know which girl I hooked up with, I have to teach others to play table tennis. ”

"Where's Dongdong?"

"I sent a text message last night, and I was nervous when I got up in the morning, and I guess I went to teach the phone bill, I don't understand him, I charge it once a day, and I charge ten yuan at a time, and I have more time to support. ”

"Where's the orange?"

"Last night he tossed and turned in bed, sighing for a long time, I didn't sleep all night, no, H City is not yet dawn, ask the boss for a bank card, go to Wuhan, people with families spend a lot of money. ”

Oranges slept on my top bunk, and my classmates in the south and west should be able to feel how early the first rays of sunlight came in from the ice city. I remember the first night I went to bed, we talked until late, just slept for less than 20 minutes, I felt something shine on my face, I got up and looked, the sun was so big, I thought it was my eyes.

"Oh, why didn't you go to class, isn't it class time?

"If you like it, you can find it, if you don't like it, try not to look for it, if you want to find it, don't want to do it if you don't like it, resolutely chase after you like it, resolutely don't mess around after chasing it, and resolutely don't eat back grass after breaking up. ”

"Girlfriends in different places, just like the president of the United States, can't see, can't eat, and can't do it, at least they can see it every day on TV. Today, the four people are doubles, and they have a pretty tacit understanding with one MM...... At the end, I also took her hand, it was all sweat, so slippery......"

Besides, his saliva was also dripping. This son, the first person in 307 YY......

"How long have you known her?"

"Ah!?I saw her for the first time today, I felt that she had a good impression of me, and now I happen to be bored alone, so I should find someone to be my companion and eliminate my loneliness. What do you think?"

"Cheap men to dang women, don't harm innocent little girls, treat feelings as a game, if you play, if she plays, you can be together. But first get the family done, don't step on two boats. ”

Since I prefer to read books on this subject, they will ask me such questions. Although I haven't experienced a real relationship. Love is very sacred in my heart, a lifetime, seriously talk about it once, love should be the perfect art, we are looking for happiness, not happiness, if you just want to be happy, find a chicken, play a **, better than anything.

"No, the one at home, it's just right to go home during the holidays, hehe, during school, just one here, it's not all popular now, there are capable ones at home, and there are good-looking ones outside. ”

Men, eating from the bowl, thinking about the pot, looking at their own pot, and thinking about other people's pots.

If the chicks are legalized, society may have fewer tragedies and, at the same time, more tragedies.

"Tang Xuanzong, a beautiful N thousand, also knows the truth that water can carry a boat and can also overturn a boat. ”

"Does this cannon want to cross the river?" the kitten fiddled with the mess on the table, holding the cannon in his hand, not knowing whether to cross the "Chu River Han Boundary".

"Since it's a cannon, why don't you put aside the mountain to fight cattle, why should the donor worry about it?"

"As soon as the cannon crosses the river, it will be stepped on by the pony. ”

The kitten took out his mobile phone and muttered: Strike while the iron is hot. Skillfully dial a number: "Hey, is it Yue, do you have time?......

I just met, and I was "happy", and I won't be dear tomorrow, baby, baby, baby, Bei Bei or something, dizzy, surprised, sighing, strong.

★ Five ★

"Huh...... Ha ha...... Posterior ...... Hey hey ......"

Dongdong laughed while texting, and GG and MM who walked by next to him looked at him in surprise, they had seen several such ** along the way, and couldn't help shaking their heads and sighing.

"Haha, I see how you reply?" Dongdong muttered, not knowing what to say, no wonder he was regarded as a psychopath.

“10…… 5…… 4……”

Someone next to him stopped to count, and Dongdong thought, "Neurotic, what are you counting!" Still staring at his phone.

Just at the exit of 1 counting, he knew what others were counting, only to feel a sharp pain coming over, reached out and rubbed it on his head, kicked the pillar of the street lamp, and scolded: "Something that doesn't have long eyes, hit Lao Tzu." The few children who were counted just now were still watching the excitement, and seeing that the oldest was a high school student, Dongdong shouted: "What to see, this is called preoccupied, and you can't use two things, the teacher didn't teach you?"

The children laughed and ran away.

Dongdong touched his head, I used to watch a TV commercial where a man crashed into a pillar to watch a MM, but I didn't expect to bump into her? Could it be that I fell in love with her too? But we didn't say a word in high school!

"Huh!?"

When he turned his head to look at the grove on the left, Dongdong's eyes widened, and then he ran away, shouting as he ran: "Boss, boss, something is wrong......! Liu Meng was bored and posted a love strategy about a group of brothers in the dormitory on BBS, and posted it in the relevant for everyone to see.