Bai Er's fool's IQ is not very high, but he is not stupid enough to be mentally retarded. At least compared to the congenital stupid guy in the village, Bai Er Fool can be regarded as a smart person. As a smart person, he had already discovered that the guy he called Uncle just now should be a liar, but this young man seems to be a little capable. As soon as they ran away, Bai Er Fool chased after him, and with the physical strength he exercised in the mountains, Zhang Dadao and the actor were not troublesome.

Zhang Dadao looked at Bai Er's fool in the sun, and suddenly had an idea, his original plan changed suddenly, and he squinted his eyes and said, "Show you the way? What are you going to do? I know where you are going, so I'll show you the way?"

The actor also said in a stalk: "That is, our crew is not short of people!" The actor was afraid that this guy would come over and snatch the role, if it weren't for Bai Er's fool and five big and three rough people who looked very bluffing, the actor would have started to push it at this time.

Bai Er Fool hurriedly said: "Don't, I just came from the countryside, isn't it that I can't find a job! Little brother, you help, I will thank you for making money." ”

"Heh~" Seeing that Zhang Dadao was holding the shelf and unwilling to speak, the actor chuckled and said: "Who is your brother, called Director Zhang! This is our director! We still lack your money? Looking for a job, you go to the talent market!"

Bai Er said with a smile: "Director Zhang, Director Zhang, I'm sorry I can't speak from the countryside." I asked, but my fellow countryman said that I didn't have a diploma and was not considered a talent. I don't have a lot of requirements, just find a hard job. You are a director, and you have insight when you see it. ”

Bai Er's fool is a sweet-mouthed person, and his sycophants are quite good. Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "You look quite bluffing, have you ever practiced kung fu?"

"Nope. Bai Er shook his head, followed by a rare smartness, and added: "But I have a lot of strength, it's no problem to be a security guard, and the people in our village used to ask me to look at the melon field." Last time, a wild boar came to steal melons, and I let him go by myself. ”

Zhang Dadao nodded, and said secretly: [Talent! The pomp and circumstance of the poor road is coming out!]

Not to mention anything else, this white second fool is really at the level of Vajra Lux. Zhang Dadao immediately had the heart to solicit, this type of bluffing people with a low IQ just happened to be what he could use. Zhang Dadao nodded. said: "It's easy to find a job, do you have any requirements?"

Bai Er was a fool and said: "It's enough to eat and live, and the salary is enough to spend." I don't have a diploma, but I'm willing to work hard and be honest!"

Zhang Dadao nodded. Said: "Then what are you doing with me? There is no guaranteed salary, no five insurances and one housing fund." However, I will give you a business commission, and I will give you five cents of profit if you follow the poor road. ”

"Huh?" The actor and Bai Er were stupid, and the actor objected first: "No, no, Director Zhang, this guy hasn't learned acting! ”

When Bai Er was a fool when he heard it, he thought he was really going to film with him, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "If it doesn't work, it won't work." I can't do that. I watched the movie "Tunnel War" shown in the village during the festival, and I was dizzy when I saw the photo box, I don't understand!"

Zhang Dadao hurriedly said: "What do you want! I also make a movie! Just let you follow me, don't listen to this stupid thing." I'm just a feng shui watcher, you get me something or something. It's a hard-working job, if you want to catch ghosts and eliminate evil, you can be a thug. ”

As soon as he heard this, Bai Er's fool's face turned green, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "It's not possible, it's not possible." Director Zhang. If you let me beat someone, I'll be ruthless, I'm afraid of the ghost!"

The actor said: "Ghost films, Director Zhang, I can also come to ghost movies." ”

The actor's interruption annoyed Zhang Dadao to death. simply ignored him and only said to Bai Er's fool: "Call the master, or call the heavenly master." Don't worry, what is there to be afraid of ghosts, I will give you the method to deal with ghosts. Come, I've got a cheat book here, and you can take it and study it in the morning and evening. Not to mention that it is a ghost, and the thousand-year-old zombie is also holding and dragging it. Zhang Dadao said, and took out his most precious red divine book.

Bai Er Fool took the letter suspiciously, opened it and looked at it and was stupid, "Ah? Heavenly Master, is this a success? Isn't this a slogan written on the wall of our village?"

Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "That's right, has your village been haunted?"

Bai Er shook his head, and Zhang Dadao followed: "Isn't this it, this is the role of the divine book, don't say it's you, foreigners also import it to read! This thing is second only to the Bible, do you know? Foreign ghosts are afraid, this one you are holding is an antique, and the old Red Army opened the light! Just like the Pope's "Bible", do you understand the meaning? Holding this one every morning and evening and reciting on both sides of the ordinary ghost is not your opponent!"

Zhang Dadao's expression was serious, his figure was elegant, and his tone was misty. Bai Er's fool was confused all of a sudden, this guy didn't have a good brain, and he took things away in a daze.

The actor's face changed suddenly, and he sighed and said, "Director Zhang, do you want me to act?"

Zhang Dadao was helpless, so he could only flicker, pondered for a while and said: "You don't have a representative work now, I am a big production, and the management and producers will not agree to you taking the lead." In this way, I will buy you a mobile phone first, and then buy a ticket to send you to Hengdian. You accumulate experience first, and I'll often ask you for cameos. When you become a little famous, I will find you to play the leading role. ”

The actor was stunned for a moment, sighed and nodded helplessly, and said, "Okay, but I won't go to Hengdian." I used to have a friend who worked in a film and television company in the magic capital, and I was going to go to him! There are many more opportunities over there than drifting. ”

Bai Er's fool was studying the divine book given by Zhang Dadao at this time, and his mouth was chattering, looking very engaged, and he seemed to have a posture of going mad.

Zhang Dadao waved his hand, and was about to take them shopping, when suddenly the mobile phone on his body rang, Zhang Dadao was stunned and said while holding the mobile phone: "It must be Ye Datian who woke up, let's hurry up and go away, don't be touched by him!

took out his mobile phone and was about to turn it off, Zhang Dadao suddenly saw that it was not Ye Hao's number, and picked up the phone with some confusion, and heard a cold sneer from there: "Hey, hey, little heavenly master, Zhang Shenstick, you dare to lie to me! I won't let you go! I won't let you go!"

Zhang Dadao didn't have time to ask carefully, but he heard a sound of "huhu!" followed by a faint cat meow, so that after the "Duang" sounded, "click", and only a busy sound came from the mobile phone.

Zhang Dadao didn't know why, the pores on his body were erect. Holding the phone and being stunned, the two on the side were about to ask him what was wrong, Zhang Dadao decisively hung up the phone and turned it off, stuffed the phone into his pocket, and said happily: "Neurotic, scam phone!" If I don't turn off the phone, I will definitely call later, saying that my friend had a car accident or was arrested by the police. This routine is trying to deceive me!" )