Chapter 25 Fellow Adulterers
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Conrad Hospital has a total of three buildings, and the building where Jiang Feng and Old Man Zhou are hospitalized has a total of 28 floors. Old Man Zhou pulled Jiang Feng and said to take him to taste some good things, but Jiang Feng was directly brought to the rooftop by Old Man Zhou.
Old Man Zhou walked to the side of a pot of evergreens, and just squatted down to move the pot of evergreens, but suddenly he didn't move again, and directly turned to look at Jiang Feng who was standing aside and asked, "Young man, you are young and strong, are you embarrassed to stand aside and watch an old man who is almost seventy years old carry such a heavy flower pot?"
Sorry, or sorry, that's the question. Jiang Feng realized that he had been a good young man who had learned five stresses, four beauties and three loves since he was a child, and he couldn't lie and deceive an old man, so he nodded very honestly: "It's embarrassing." ”
Old Man Zhou's big copper bell-like eyes suddenly glared, and he immediately reprimanded: "I'm embarrassed to move, hurry!"
"Since you're so embarrassed to move, why are you embarrassed to ask people if you're embarrassed?" Jiang Feng chattered, but he still supported Old Man Zhou's words, and walked over to remove the flower pot.
There was actually a hole under the pot, and a wooden basket was placed in the hole. Jiang Feng took out the wooden basket, and Old Man Zhou kept swallowing saliva and urging: "Quick, open, open......"
Jiang Feng opened the lid of the wooden basket, and saw a small jar of wine inside, as well as a roast chicken, abalone in a casserole, and a cup of Buddha jumping over the wall made with fish bones, sea cucumbers, abalone, scallops and other precious ingredients.
Old Man Zhou picked up the small jar of wine and said along his saliva: "Eighty-year-old authentic aging daughter Hong, this must be an unlucky girl from some family, she has never been married in her life." But it's all because she didn't get married, and she left such a superb wine. ”
"No, no, can't wait. Old man, I must first take a sip to quench my cravings, these foods here, young man, you can eat whatever you want. The old man will give you the wine after a few sips. ”
"It's okay, you're welcome. ”
Jiang Feng jumped out of the wall with a spoon and a small bowl of Buddha, and just took a sip of the soup, he immediately felt that the meat was fragrant and delicious, not greasy or greasy. The soup is swallowed from the mouth to the throat, and every taste bud seems to be jumping with joy.
Jiang Feng said secretly, hurriedly drank a few more mouthfuls of soup, and then took an abalone with chopsticks.
Old Man Zhou, who had drunk several sips of his daughter's red in a row, put down the wine jar and sighed: "I've been holding back for three months, and it's really more tiring than fighting a guerrilla war to drink this thing." How about it, young man, is this dish still to your liking? I can tell you, I am afraid that no more than ten people will be able to eat these dishes today. If it weren't for the old man, I would have lived a lot of age, and I still have a little old face to use, and I would definitely ask people who don't make these dishes to cook again. ”
"Delicious, really tasty. These dishes simply cannot be called dishes, but should be called an art. This taste, that's really ......" Jiang Feng stuffed half an abalone in his mouth and said as he chewed.
"Hahaha. Old Man Zhou raised his head and smiled, "It's also your kid who is blessed, otherwise ......"
"Poof......" Old Man Zhou had just said half of his words, when he suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of blood. This sudden change can startle Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng pulled Old Man Zhou's right hand and saw that the "longevity pattern" on his palm was darkening sharply, if he didn't save him, he was afraid that he would have to see Lord Yan immediately.
Jiang Feng hurriedly asked, "Old man, what kind of illness are you guilty of?" ”
"Mother...... . The old man's luck ...... Luck is too unlucky, and I will burst my blood vessels when I drink wine......"
Burst blood vessels, cerebral thrombosis or high blood pressure. Damn, I dare to drink with these diseases, and I still drink authentic 80-year-old daughter red? isn't this kidding with her own life?
Jiang Feng complained frantically in his heart, and his hand reacted extremely quickly. Fortunately, he carried silver needles with him, and as soon as the needle bag was unfolded, more than a dozen silver needles were withdrawn. Jiang Feng said in his mouth: "Heaven and earth are divided into yin and yang, and all things are divided into five elements. Borrow the aura of life today to help me rejuvenate!"
As soon as the aura vitality needle was unleashed, a trace of white gas immediately entered Old Man Zhou's body from where Jiang Feng inserted the silver needle. Originally, they were all trembling slightly, and when they saw that the body of Old Man Zhou, who was about to die soon, he immediately calmed down and stopped trembling.
"Ho...... Ho ho ...... Ah, oh......" Old Man Zhou kept screaming in his mouth, and his face, which was already bloodless, slowly regained its ruddy color at this moment.
Jiang Feng gently turned and pulled the silver needle on Old Man Zhou's body, and after making sure that his body was completely fine, he pulled the silver needle off Old Man Zhou's body and carefully disinfected the silver needle.
Old Man Zhou, who was on the verge of death a moment ago, immediately stood up the moment Jiang Feng pulled out the last silver needle. He lunged and punched, followed by a high kick and a sideways kick after five punches, and the whole person looked in good spirits.
After moving his muscles and bones, Old Man Zhou shook Jiang Feng's hand excitedly and excitedly and said, "Yes, young man, your hand is not simple." Tell the old man if you are a skilled doctor, a hidden outsider. ”
Jiang Feng nodded very casually, "Well, that's right, you guessed right." ”
"Master, master......" Old Man Zhou hurriedly took the cup of Buddha jumping over the wall and put it in front of Jiang Feng and said: "Master, you tell Xiao Zhou, what kind of high blood pressure, arteriosclerosis, cerebral thrombosis and other diseases in my body, can you help me cure it?"
Small...... Xiao Zhou?Jiang Feng had to admit that he himself was already a very undisciplined person. However, this old man Zhou is obviously more undisciplined than him. In order to beg for help, at the age of nearly seventy, he actually did such a thing as calling himself "Xiao Zhou".
Based on this, Jiang Feng also felt that he had to save this old man who had surrendered, so he nodded: "It shouldn't be too difficult to cure your illness, but you can't drink anymore during the treatment." Unless you wait until you're cured, you can drink a little more a day. ”
"After you cure me, I can drink?" Old Man Zhou was even more excited. He grabbed Jiang Feng's hand tightly, and refused to let go of anything: "Master, whether my Xiao Zhou can drink wine and eat meat in the future depends on you." As long as you can cure me, you can ask for as much money as you want, and you can just say where you want the house.
If you can't look down on these mundane things, then is there a bastard you don't like, you just need to tell me his name, and I will keep it and let people crush his eggs. ”
"Ahem...... Or...... It's a bit too early to say that when I'm cured. ”
"Okay, okay, okay......"
After speaking, Old Man Zhou rubbed his hands, and his face showed an unprecedentedly shy expression. Such an old man suddenly showed such a look, which suddenly made Jiang Feng can't help but shrink his chrysanthemum. He hurriedly said: "Old man, if you have anything else to say, can we not make such an expression?"
"Well, ahem...... Master, Xiao Zhou, I'm a little embarrassed to say it. ”
"Even if you say it bluntly, don't be polite to your juniors. ”
"Then I'll tell you. Old Man Zhou still rubbed his hands and said, "Master, you see that you can even treat my high blood pressure and cerebral thrombosis." Then if you don't take a look at it again, I can still rejuvenate the second spring of my life, don't you? You see, although I am a little old, my heart is still young. Every time I chat with those old ladies on Momo, they are very enthusiastic. Whether our old gun, which has been scrapped for many years, can be put on the battlefield again depends on you. ”
"Poof......" Jiang Feng had just scooped the Buddha jumping over the wall soup in his mouth, and the soup squirted out in one gulp. How could he have thought that what Old Man Zhou wanted to say turned out to be this request.
Fellow Paths in Adultery, Absolute Fellow Paths in Adultery.
Jiang Feng put down the soup bowl in his hand, looked at Old Man Zhou and said, "The old man is really old and strong, old and strong." This kind of spirit of living to old age and working until old is really a model for my generation. Don't worry, old man, I will go all out to make you as strong as you were back then. ”
"Huh, is this true?" Old Man Zhou was already laughing excitedly with Jiang Feng about Peking Opera.
"Of course it's true. ”
"Sure enough?"
"It's like a fake. ”
"Okay! Okay!" Old Man Zhou took Jiang Feng's hand, the more he looked at Jiang Feng, the more pleasing it became. He smiled and said to Jiang Feng: "By the way, my name is Zhou Tonghai, and I haven't asked the master what your name is." ”
"Jiang Feng. ”
"Oh, Jiang Feng. Good name, good name. Zhou Tonghai asked again: "Have you found a girlfriend?"
"No, no. Single ......"
"Oh. It turns out that I'm still single. It's good to be single, it's good to be single. Zhou Tonghai's eyes were shining, and his smile was indescribably obscene, and he didn't feel old and serious at all: "Brother Jiang Feng, let me tell you." I have a granddaughter, and she's pretty good. I swear, my granddaughter has definitely inherited my excellent bloodline, and she looks many times stronger than those famous stars on TV. I see that you two are the same age, why don't I introduce you to each other?"
"Inherited your excellent bloodline?" Jiang Feng looked Zhou Tonghai up and down, and was stunned to see where Zhou Tonghai's bloodline was excellent.
However, seeing Zhou Tonghai's appearance of swearing with a gambling curse, Jiang Feng finally nodded and said, "Then thank you, old man, I'm afraid that your granddaughter won't look down on me at that time." ”
"That doesn't happen. My granddaughter is actually beautiful and has a good heart. It's just that I've been spoiled by her father and me since I was a child, and my temper is a little bit worse. But don't worry, as long as she dares to bully you, I will definitely be on your side. ”
"Grandpa, why don't you stay in the ward, why are you running to the rooftop?" As soon as Zhou Tonghai's voice fell, a woman and eight strong men immediately ran in from the door of the rooftop staircase.
As soon as the woman saw Jiang Feng, she immediately glared at her and shouted, "Is it you?"
Jiang Feng was also slightly stunned, and blurted out: "Yurou?"
Yu Rouqiao's face was cold, and she said coldly: "Okay, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break into." Ah Qiang, Ah Zhuang, he is the bastard who bullied me, get him here!"
Jiang Feng saw that the eight strong men beside Yu Rou were not simple people, he quickly looked at Zhou Tonghai and said, "Old man, you can just say, your granddaughter bullied me, you must be on my side." ”
Zhou Tonghai shrank his head and didn't dare to look at Jiang Xia, he knew that he was drinking with his good granddaughter behind his back, and he was a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, and it was difficult to protect himself. Zhou Tonghai said weakly: "Aren't I on your side now, standing on your side doesn't mean that I will help you." ”