All the trainees gathered on the field, and the chief of staff shouted to all the trainees: "After eight months of arduous efforts, it is time for you to reap the rewards, and although some of you will have to leave the training base, you can come back next year! The spirit of perseverance is more important! The dreams in your hearts can only be fulfilled through your own unremitting efforts! Captain Chen Zhiyong of the Special Warfare Brigade will announce the list of personnel who have joined the Special Warfare Brigade."

The captain stood in front of the team with a folder in his hand and read: "Jin Qingshi, Feng Shimin, Xie Guohui, Zhang Zuokui, Cheng Zhiqiang, Ouyang Zhi" After reading the names of 82 people, all the people who read the names came out of the line and walked to the other side, and a team of veterans walked in front of them and pasted the armbands with the special forces of the Blade Brigade on these 82 people.

At noon, to celebrate the joining of the 82 new team members, the beer that has been placed on the table in the canteen, one per person, Xiao Qingshi and Lao Guang six brothers plus Gu Qiang and owl together, Gu Qiang looked at Xiao Qingshi's six happy appearance, and secretly had an idea in his heart, he would go to the captain in a while, and he would assign these six to their team, so that their team strength was not ordinarily strong, and it was much easier to encounter tasks, exercises, etc.!

Lao Guang has finally become a special soldier this time, and he is so happy in his heart! Looking at Xiao Qingshi and said: "You have contributed to the realization of Brother's dream this time! Brother respects you!" Xiao Qingshi hurriedly picked up the wine bottle and touched Lao Guang's wine bottle, and said: "It's all my own brother! Don't talk about this!"

Lao Xie said on the side: "Lao Guang has always been a very hypocrite, Xiao Qingshi, don't believe his words!"

Lao Guang saw that Lao Xie always came to dismantle his own platform at a critical time, and said with a plan: "Let me tell you a story to wish you a good luck!"

Two Sichuan people traveled to Beijing and looked at a map on the bus.

A: "Let's kill ** first, and then we will kill Zhongnanhai"

B: "If you want to get it, we'll follow the route you said and kill all the way through the cut......

Before he finished speaking, he was immediately reported by the people in the same car, and after getting out of the car, he was sent to the public security organ, and he was released after explaining the situation for n hours.

A and B came to the ** square again, watching the people coming and going, the two were speechless A couldn't help it: "You can't open your mouth (gun)?"

B: "If you don't open the cavity (gun), I dare to open it?"

As soon as the words fell, he was sent to the public security organ.

A week later, the two walked out of the gate of the detention center, you look at me, I look at you.

A said: "Leha is comfortable, the bag is empty, why don't you get some bullets?" The armed police at the door immediately rushed up and pressed the two to the ground. ……”

Lao Guang laughed first after speaking, except for Gu Qiang and Lao Xie, who spoke Sichuan dialect, they didn't laugh, and everyone else couldn't help laughing.

After hearing this, Lao Xie hated Lao Guanglai even more in his heart, and he played yin with me? At this time, he also said to everyone: "Lao Guang said a joke just now, although it was very ugly, but everyone gave him a smile on his face, and I will also say one!"

A Cantonese went to a fruit stall in Chongqing to buy applesCantonese people: How do you sell this ass (apples)?

Chongqing Female Street Vendors: Hooligans!

Cantonese: Six cents is six cents, I want your ass (apple)!

Chongqing people called the police.

The Cantonese were inexplicably taken to the police station.

Police: Where are you from?

Cantonese people: people from Calendar County (day your ancestors)

Police: I asked you where you're from?

Cantonese people: people from Calendar County (day of your ancestors) !!

The police are on fire: Lao Tzu asked where you are from?

Cantonese people are also on fire Cantonese people: calendar county people (day your ancestors) !!!!

Cantonese people were beaten up by the police: You tell me honestly, where are you from?

The Cantonese people wept and replied: I am still from Calendar County (your ancestors!!

In desperation, the police threw down a piece of paper and asked the Cantonese people to reflect on themselves and write down what happened.

The Cantonese wrote: I went to buy apples, asked him how much it was, he said six cents a pound, and then I was taken to the police station inexplicably, and the police uncle asked me where I was from, and I said that I was from Calendar County, and then I was beaten violently.

After this joke was finished, even the members of the next few tables burst into laughter! Lao Guang thought depressedly, why are there so few Cantonese soldiers here? Single love songs are not easy to sing, and single jokes are even more difficult to tell!

In the afternoon, the team let everyone have a good rest, because after five days and four nights, the team members are too tired, sleep well, and before dinner, they will be assigned to each team and officially start to participate in various tasks.

In the conference room of the brigade, the captains of the ten squads under the special operations brigade, the captains, political commissars, and chief instructors were arguing fiercely about the belonging of the 82 trainees and the squad.

The captain and the others had already discussed, Xiao Qingshi went to a small team of Gu Qiang, and the other five were assigned according to the second, third, fourth, and fifth teams, but Gu Qiang and the other five teams all fought for these six people, Gu Qiang's reason was: "If Xiao Qingshi and the six of them are separated, first of all, these six people train and live together, and there is already a tacit understanding, which is a very rare combination when performing tasks in the future, and Xiao Qingshi may not agree to separate the six of them!"

The other teams think that good things can't all be put in one bowl, and everyone is really good!

kept arguing until it was almost dinner, the captain really had no choice, so he had to ask the chief of staff to decide, of course, the chief of staff protected his own junior brothers, and finally made a decision to make all six into a small team, and when everyone really grew up, they were divided into various teams!

Gu Qiang happily took Xiao Qingshi and the six people back to his own team, and the 20 veterans of the first team were waiting at the door! The impression left by these six people on them was too deep! There was no grudge in his heart, some were just admiration, and the combat effectiveness of the first team was greatly enhanced this time!

Xiao Qingshi and the six of them came to the courtyard of the first detachment, and ten veterans on both sides of the passage stood in two rows, warmly applauding to welcome them, their faces turned red, and Xiao Qingshi didn't dare to look at their eyes, they were too empty-hearted!