Chapter 1012: One person is overborn, and the whole village is sterilized
The preparations have been completed, and the white second fool who was hung up today was finally solved with a simple and violent method, and things returned to the familiar rhythm of Zhang Dadao. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info Standing in front of the temporarily renovated offering table, Zhang Dadao can be regarded as having regained his usual level. Behind him, two columns of flags were displayed, one side of which was written "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins" and the other side was written "Dumb people do not change the lama's soles". This was temporarily changed in the afternoon.,The actor's handwriting.,Serious Chinese young round font!Although the content is more strange.,But anyway, Ah San can't understand what is written.。 When they recite tongue twisters in front of them, they have to take them as mantras because they rhyme too much.
The table is covered with a red table coat, which is much more than the table, and it doesn't match much. On the table is a magic vessel, incense burner wax tribute! This is all brought by Zhang Dadao, you have to carry these things everywhere, even if you don't bring them all, the first time Ye Dad has it. Otherwise, even if he was given stability, he wouldn't be able to stop this guy from making trouble.
The three elders were all outside, not daring to take a step closer, and the three elders with relatively high status were qualified to stand behind Zhang Dadao, so they all forced Zhang Dadao to take a bath three times, until they almost rubbed their bald skin before they passed the ring knot of bathing. According to Zhang Dadao's statement, on the night of the curry tribute, the ancestor had a dream, and gave him a roll! Now there is a curry-smelling curry on the side, which is disrespectful to the ancestor and is easy to cause the ceremony to fail.
At this time, several Ah San had solemn faces, and they looked very solemn, in the end, they were professional believers. can be compared to professional actors like actors, although Bai Er fool has undergone strict training, he is still a few points behind them. Zhang Dadao came to a set of incense burning and prayer procedures as usual, and burned astronomy to inform the ancestral master. This procedure is called the above table, which is the exact paperwork, which is equivalent to reporting documents. After that, he began to burn talismans and throw pipes.,Just this thing.,It's still the first thing that was from the people who hugged the Pu Daoyuan when he escaped from the Seventh Courtyard that day!
Now Zhang Dadao has thrown out his skills when throwing things, and he throws it casually, which is a yin and a yang. Then, Zhang Dadao picked up the incense burner, this incense burner was not his usual use, it was from Wei Minghui's house, and it was smoothed out by Zhang Dadao. However, this is not an antique, it was used by Wei Minghui's family for the ancestors, and now it has also been requisitioned. It was full of incense ashes, all poured from the big incense burner in the temple. Holding this thing high above his head, Zhang Dadao took square steps, shouting and walking step by step!
"Eliminate pornography and fight illegal activities!" Zhang Dadao shouted loudly, and the two normal people in the back, the assistant and Xiao Pang, almost didn't fall on their heads, the previous procedures were quite normal, and there was also a sense of solemnity of religious ceremonies. Both of them have entered the atmosphere a little, and as a result, as soon as this avenue is opened now, all the atmosphere has been ruined.
The most powerful thing is Bai Er and the actor, in the end, they cooperate a lot, and they don't stumble at all! Hold their necks high and say "Eliminate pornography and fight illegality!" The expression is extremely solemn, one of these two is professional, and he is used to separating lines and pictures, and the other is that he didn't take it to heart at all, and he probably didn't know what "Sweeping Pornography and Fighting Illegal" meant.
"Refuse pornography, gambling and drugs!" Zhang Dadao shouted again, this time Xiaopang followed, isn't it?
"One person is overborn, and the whole village is sterilized!" Zhang Dadao came again, the assistant brother really cried, but he was ready to swear that he would follow no matter what he said this time. But the road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high! It is terrible to be dominated by Zhang Dadao, and the assistant brother still lacks understanding! Rao is that he has felt that he has sensed the lower limit of Zhang Dadao many times, but every time he actually fights, Zhang Dadao can still set a new low in quality.
The assistant brother simply stopped working hard, lowered his head and followed the first few Ah San, pretending not to understand, but looking at the small action of twisting his thighs vigorously, he knew that to resist such an attack, his magic defense was not enough.
But fortunately, after shouting again, "The cable does not contain copper, electrocution is considered rolling~", Zhang Dadao had already come to the front of the first water tank, stretched out his hand and twisted some incense ash and threw it into the bucket, and then shouted: "Empowerment!"
Bai Er's fool rushed out with a "poof", lifted the bucket and splashed it on the head with a "bang" in the tank. If you think carefully about the allusion of pulling out cold water from a well and pulling out a watermelon from a well, you will know that the role of this thing in the countryside is similar to that of a refrigerator. This bucket of water went down, and the effect was just like the beginning of "Inception", and the one in the tank woke up at that time! Then there will be special people who come over and make different arrangements depending on the situation of the guys.
Zhang Dadao's speed is faster than Bai Er's fool, he only needs to shake the incense ash. Bai Er's fool has a lot of work, and he seems to pour cold water, he has done a lot of this matter today. Then you have to observe the situation to see if the person is awake, these Ah San have different reactions according to how much they eat in the morning and their physical fitness. The first one that almost jumped up like that was pretty good. There are also those who wake up slowly, and this kind of observation will take a while. There are also those who don't wake up after splashing water, and the white second fool has to go up to check on the excuse, and by the way, he will be filled with oil essence. Bai Er's fool can be regarded as talented, maybe he is in particularly good shape today. According to Zhang Dadao's instructions, he also invented a trick to drip the eyes of wind oil essence.
This trick is too ruthless, and I don't know if it's the inspiration from the previous disguised devil boiling chili water, anyway, until now, there is no one who has not been successfully rescued by them. When Zhang Dadao flicked all the buckets into the incense ashes, and the ash of the incense burner was only half small, Bai Er's fool also woke up more than a dozen people. The onlookers no longer spoke as they had done before, and the atmosphere became warmer at once, and everyone saw hope! Although this avenue is pagan, it can attract true spirits! Among those who are not very pious, their faith has been shaken.
Zhang Dadao put down the incense burner here, sorted out the magic utensils, and then wiped the non-existent sweat, and said to a few Ah San elders: "Fortunately, I don't disgrace my life!
As soon as the assistant translated, a few Ah Sanzheng were about to say a few polite words, and suddenly heard the voice of Bai Er's fool: "Master, it's no good!
Zhang Dadao was startled, and he didn't care about pretending that the consumption was too great, so he hurriedly rushed to Bai Er's fool's side, and when he saw ......the situation, he was also stupid! (To be continued.) )