"Master, why? Why are you smoking and drinking tea on the side, I'm going to roll in this mud!" The assistant brother stood in the small ditch where Ah Sanmen irrigated and diverted water with his trouser leg in his hands, although he pulled up his trouser leg but the trouser leg at the knee level was still stuck with a lot of mud, and his body and hands were also stained with mud. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 In stark contrast to the embarrassed appearance of the assistant brother, it was Zhang Dadao not far from him, this guy was sitting on a stone under the shade of a tree, holding a cigarette and shaking a fan, and there was a big teapot beside him, looking more leisurely and leisurely.

Looking at their dress, this congratulations is completely Zhou Peel and Changgong. Hearing the assistant brother's complaint, Zhang Dadao didn't raise his head, but saw that he was no longer working, Zhang Dadao frowned and said: "Continue to do your work, I will rest, that is, my work has been done, let's have a different division of labor, okay!

The assistant was speechless for a moment, and said, "You didn't say it before! You just pile up a few rocks and bury a few pieces of broken paper! Why should I roll the mud? I didn't say that I was picking a job before!"

"Isn't it very simple!" Zhang Dadao stood up suddenly, walked to the edge of the shade, and said: "Do you still need to pick this? You can't do such a job that requires professional knowledge to set up a formation~ And you yourself said that your hometown is a rural and working people, so I arranged a job for you to catch toads. I didn't expect that you would have forgotten the spirit and quality of the working people in enduring hardships and standing hard work, and that you would not be able to catch even a toad, that you have been corrupted by bourgeois life, and that your revolutionary spirit has been corroded by bourgeois life!"

The assistant brother was so angry that he almost wanted to grab the mud and throw it on Zhang Daodao's head, and said: "What are you kidding! You didn't say it was a pile of stones before! Besides, this basilisk is at all, and that formation requires a fart of professional knowledge? You just let me catch the toad!"

"You yourself said that you are a rural child, and I asked you to catch the toad, and now it is your problem that you can't catch it. Zhang Dadao turned his head and went down the tree, ignoring the assistant brother's anger at all.

The assistant brother was even more depressed, and said, "Then you can also help! Who knew that this Indian Asan toad was so difficult to catch? It's too thief, why don't we come at night." In our hometown, we all come at night to catch field chickens, and they won't move when they take the lamp, so it's much easier to catch. ”

Zhang Dadao sighed, shook his head and said, "How many have you caught now?"

"Five!" The assistant brother looked at the net pocket beside him, counted and nodded.

"Okay, it's enough in front of you, come with me!" Zhang Dadao got up and greeted the assistant brother, regardless of whether he had any way to climb out of the ditch that was half a person deep, turned his head and left.

The assistant brother easily caught up with Zhang Dadao by the river, and saw that he lifted a bamboo pole by the river, and there was a small fish on the fishing rod that he lifted directly. At this time, the assistant brother hurriedly walked to the side of the elder and said, "What's the situation?

"Poor Dao guessed that you can't catch enough toads! The so-called toads are not enough fish to make up~" Zhang Dadao happily rummaged through the box beside him.

The assistant brother was speechless for a moment, threw the net bag to Zhang Dadao's side, and said, "What country is this? ”

Zhang Dadao took out a small bottle like a spray at this time, and said triumphantly: "Hehe, here it is!" Sure enough, I brought it, this was bought by Poor Dao when I was in New Delhi, I heard that it was the latest product, and when I saw them test, I thought it was useful, and it really came in handy! Come, hurry up, go to the river and wash all the toads, don't let it go!" Zhang Dadao said as he shook the sprayer desperately.

The assistant brother pursed his lips, although he was not very happy, but he was also curious about what Zhang Dadao wanted to do, so he went to the river with the net bag, and put the net bag into the water and soaked it a few times. Then I lifted the net bag, and the mud was almost washed away. The assistant came over with a net, and saw Zhang Dadao erecting the fishing rod not far in front of him, spraying the black paint with the sprayer on the fish!

"Master, what are you doing with paint?" The assistant looked puzzled, Zhang Dadao didn't reply, and the assistant was about to say something more, but his face stiffened. The fish was still alive when it was picked up, and he kept flicking his tail! As soon as the black mist that wanted to paint was sprayed up, there was immediately a layer of black matte coating on the surface, and the fish was stiffened wherever it was sprayed. After a while, the back and forth sprayed aside, and the fish was completely stereotyped with a very strange distorted knowledge.

"Shhh Only then did the assistant brother hurriedly say, "Good guy, master, what's the situation with you, what is this?"

Zhang Dadao turned his head and said, "Stupid, right? This is a petrochemical spray, specially prepared by Poor Dao!"

"Wait a minute, didn't you buy it in New Delhi?" Although the assistant was calmed, he hadn't forgotten the little problem of amnesia!

"Eh, the bottle, the bottle was bought in New Delhi!" Zhang Dadao's face was straight, but he ignored it, the assistant brother could understand English.

The assistant brother hurriedly glanced at it, lowered his head and said, "Heh, super strong coating spray? ”

Zhang Dadao pretended not to hear the assistant's words, and he didn't raise his head, but his movements were quite fast, and after a while, several toads were petrified. This spray is also weird, it actually dries quickly. After a while in the sun, the fish and a few toads became stone statues. This spray is really worthy of the mission, Zhang Dadao saw that the eggs sprayed by this thing in New Delhi could not be broken, so he became curious about the thing, and let the actor buy two bottles, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.

The assistant was also stunned when he saw it, this modern technology has indeed developed? This kind of weird thing is really strange enough? What makes the assistant brother feel even more weird is that he can immediately think of using this thing to forge evidence of the basilisk's crime, Zhang Dadao's brain hole is pure pretending to be a ghost, and there will not be too many people who can see through it! )