Chapter 966: Instant Noodles Rio Miaoda
Leaning on the river in the small village at the foot of the mountain, there is a rather awkward name, and Zhang Dadao thinks that finding a few similar place names can be used as a smooth practice. He couldn't learn this awkward name for a while, but he knew the meaning, Wei Minghui's assistant was a talent, and this guy actually mastered three languages in Southeast Asia, and he could also speak English. If you have this ability, you can also earn a lot of money as a translator. According to his translation, the name of the river is probably "the snot of the white elephant god".
Of course, this is Zhang Dadao's understanding, and the specific words should be more elegant. But this doesn't matter, even Ah San's holy river, the Ganges, is just a cow's saliva, and this snot is nothing compared to it. Of course, the legend that the Ganges River was poured out by Shiva, according to Zhang Dadao's inquiry of Wei Minghui's assistant, there should be no such explanation.
At this time, the time should be evening, the days are long and the nights are short in the southern hemisphere, and the sun has not yet completely set but the moon has already come out. Zhang Dadao was looking at the sky on a small boat, pinching his fingers in his hand and chanting: "When the sun and the moon shine, the power of the Sun and Moon Divine Sword is the greatest!"
A few people on the side were a little confused, the actor was obviously old enough, and looked at Zhang Dadao with a surprised face: "Director Zhang, how old are you? This drama is old enough!"
Zhang Dadao pursed his lips noncommittally, and the actor stopped talking. He didn't speak, Bai Er on the side didn't hold back, and hurriedly said: "Master, what are we doing now? Didn't we say that we would negotiate tomorrow? It's not cost-effective for us to go over so early, and we won't be able to catch up with today's dinner and tomorrow's breakfast!"
In addition to Zhang Dadao and them, there are also Big Martin and Little Martin on this boat. In addition to the few of them who were on the boat, there were a few carriages on the shore over there, and on the side of the carriage were Martin's comrades. Earlier, the person sent by Wei Minghui to deliver the letter returned. It was agreed that the time for negotiations would be tomorrow at noon, and only three people could come from both sides. Zhang Dadao, their current lineup is obviously in violation!
No one would answer Bai Er's fool's question, but little Martin muttered on the side and said a lot of things excitedly. The actor opened his mouth to translate: "Master, he asked why we didn't call directly, which made it too troublesome for the middleman to run around. ”
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "Stupid? Besides, what's the use of talking about this now! Hurry up and wait for the signal to ambush the past. After a while, when I arrived at the place, according to the arrangement of the poor road, Xiao Pang was responsible for being a scout in front of him, and when he found someone, he gave me a code. Big Martin and his comrades-in-arms are divided into two groups, a few ambushes on the island, and a few ambushes on the shore! ”
Zhang Dadao began to arrange the task, and the actor translated for the few people present, and everyone who was named nodded to show that they understood. The people in Zhang Dadao's shop have already practiced, and they have performed so many tasks with Zhang Dadao, no matter how unreliable they are, the final result is good. What's more, this time it seems to be quite reliable, of course they won't have any opinions. Big Martin listened to the orders of the new boss Zhang Shengyan and came over to help, and Ben didn't have the right to command, so he naturally wouldn't express his opinion. His younger brother Martin Jr. is simply Zhang Dadao's brainless fan, and he doesn't have any opinions. But at this time, he didn't hear his task, but he was a little anxious, and hurriedly asked the actor.
The actor turned his head helplessly and said, "Director Zhang, little Martin asked you what his task is?"
Zhang Dadao was happy and said: "He, he is a reserve, where there is a problem to support." The task is the heaviest!" The actor said accordingly, Xiao Martin really has a low IQ and is easy to fool, he doesn't even understand the content too much, just knowing that a task is very heavy, he is so happy that he almost didn't have a snot bubble. The big Martin on the side shook his head secretly, just his younger brother didn't let people cheat to death in those years, which can be regarded as the only benefit of mixing black gangs, everyone is black, and their IQ is not very high!
Zhang Dadao hesitated for a moment, looked at Bai Er, who was staring at the backpack with food on the side, and said, "It's you, Bai Er!
Bai Er's fool shuddered suddenly, and then turned around and said, "Ah, what is the talisman...... Oh, I see, it's that card? Brother Actor said that it was sent from instant noodles? Master, why are you giving me that? Bai Er's fool looked pity.
The actor added on the side: "It's not instant noodles, it's crisp noodles." The little raccoon's is a 100-8 card, and that one is still a gold card! ”
"Ahh Do you understand?" Zhang Dadao squinted, his eyes shining fiercely.
Big Martin on the side rolled his eyes, although he couldn't understand what Zhang Dadao was talking about, but he also guessed a few points at what it meant. There must be something unreliable to do. Bai Er's fool understood at this time, and nodded hurriedly: "According to what you said, take a bath and wash it three times, use green onions, ginger and garlic for the second time, add flower water for the third time, and use white wine if you don't have flower water." After washing it, I put it close to my body, and I still wear it!"
Zhang Dadao nodded, very satisfied with Bai Er's obedience. The actor on the side was a little puzzled, and whispered: "Director Zhang, this is just a bath, will the effect be bad when filmed? Add a ceremony or something to add special effects in the later stage? Or let's make up the shot?"
The actor was still thinking about business, but then he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked. Zhang Dadao didn't hide it from him, nodded and said, "That's right, this is the process of stewing mutton!"
The actor shuddered, and there was a little sympathy in his eyes when he looked at Bai Er's fool, this situation looked more like he was going to sacrifice Bai Er's fool to the river god! A few people on the boat didn't speak anymore, the boat went upstream against the river, and the sky gradually became completely dark, about three hours later, the actor on the bow of the boat suddenly shouted: "Director Zhang, it's here, it's the river island in front!"
Zhang Dadao was half dazed! When he heard this, he jumped up and came to the bow of the boat to take a look, and sure enough, under the moonlight, there was a pack of black shadows in the rivers and mountains in front of him, and he had indeed arrived at the place. Then they turned their heads to look at the shore, and a flashlight was drawing circles on their side. (To be continued.) )