Chapter 16: Boy!
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"That's how I conquered you...... Don't say anything...... You can do anything......" Jiang Wei was satisfied, happily humming a little song and climbing the stairs, it was so cool in the grove just now, the two of them were excited when they kissed each other, and they were all unable to control themselves.
"Yueyue's one is really not small, I can't hold it in one hand. Recalling the feeling just now, Jiang Weixin was still very excited, and pulled the sticky-paste-mush nei pants.
When I walked to the door of the dormitory, I saw that it was dark inside, and I was surprised, "Our dormitory has always had the habit of not turning off the lights and not sleeping, what is going on today?"
Carefully pushed open the door, only to see that it was dark inside, just took a few steps, suddenly the door was closed vigorously, a pair of strong hands covered his mouth, immediately, his first feeling: "I met a thief!"
Instinctively, he was halfway through his scream, and he was pushed onto the bed by the thief, pressed onto the bed, and pressed against him. His second feeling: "I met a pick-flower-thief!", and immediately the chrysanthemum-flower tightened, desperately resisting.
wanted to struggle, but several people rushed over next to him, grabbed his hands and feet, respectively, so that he couldn't move, and his third feeling: "I met more than one picker-flower-thief!"
He couldn't open his eyes due to the strong light, and the lights in the bedroom suddenly turned on, and after Jiang Weixin got used to it, where was the ** thief in front of him, it was the other six people in the two bedrooms.
The boss Deng Jinkey pressed on him, holding scissors in his hand, Dongdong and Liu Meng grabbed two arms, holding two chopsticks in their hands, the old horse smiled, and his hand was facing his straddle, if he moved, he would come to the monkey to steal the peach.
"Son, tell me quickly, what you did at night, where, and with whom? You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court. ”
"Boss, I'm wronged!!"
The boss pressed on Jiang Weixin with all his might.
"You say, what is the difference between me and you? What is the difference between us? Why are the little girls cheaper than you?"
"Boss, don't!"
"Why are you kid in front of me, explain quickly, or netbsp;" Boss, I don't know what you're talking about, I'm innocent. ”
"Look at you, don't give up if you don't reach the Yellow River, don't hit the south wall and don't look back. ”
The boss grabbed Jiang Weixin again, and pressed him desperately, although the boss is not big, but his weight is not small, Jiang Weixin was pressed and snorted, and the boss shouted: "What do you say we are missing, you kid is one step ahead of me?"
Jiang Weixin screamed again and again.
"Say, what's the end? First base, second base, or third base?"
"What...... What do you mean? We didn't go to squash!"
"Pretend to be stupid, Liu Meng, be kind, demonstrate it. ”
"First base!" said the Boss.
Liu Meng and Dongdong held hands to demonstrate.
"Second base!"
The so-called second base is kissing, Liu Meng and Dongdong are going to kiss, and when their mouths are 1cm apart, the two quickly move away and take a sip one after another.
"Third base!"
The so-called third base is the raw flesh-body contact, Liu Meng hugged Dongdong's legs, and even touched and pinched, a male dog with love.
"Probably to...... It's time for second and a half bases!", Jiang Weixin didn't know how everyone knew, and thought that he had been seen in the woods, so he had to recruit from the truth.
"Two and a half bases!?" exclaimed all six people at the same time, this is a Shenma situation......
"Advanced Mathematics", Mr. Kong Jidao arrived at the classroom ten minutes in advance, at this time there were already a lot of students sitting in the classroom, and some students had already handed in the exercise set, Mr. Kong Jidao took a book and opened it to see, he is still very clear about the difficulty of these questions, and most students should be able to make 6o%.
"Huh", I couldn't help but be surprised that this handy exercise book was actually completed, and the steps were exactly the same as his standard answers. Those who don't believe in evil took another one, but they still finished it, and the steps of the two exercise books were exactly the same!
Did the answer leak out?
The answer was all handwritten by him, and there was no electronic version at all, so it could not have been stolen.
When the time for class came, Kong Jidao stopped guessing, cleared his throat and started class.
Liu Meng didn't come to class at all, anyway, Mr. Kong Jidao wouldn't be named at all, just ask the boss to help him bring a set of exercises after class.
Buy a mobile phone!
rushed to the mobile phone store and chose a nokIa mobile phone with a black and white screen, which still cost 7oo yuan.
I bought a mobile phone and rushed back to school, and immediately went straight to the business hall to apply for a mobile phone card.
"The card numbers are all here, you can choose one. "It's still the salesman who is in a bad mood, her boyfriend has confessed the truth about the gui, saying that her heart is still with her, she can live if she wants to, and break up if she doesn't want to, and she is depressed, and her speech is naturally cold.
Liu Mengfei looked at it again, and he didn't have the number he had at the beginning, and he thought he was wrong, he checked the number one by one, and there was indeed no number, what was going on?
"Are there any other numbers?" asked Liu Meng.
"No, that's all, if you want to apply for a card, pick one, don't pull it down. The salesperson still has the same attitude.
"Little girl, don't be so short-tempered, there are always a few days a month, remember to drink some brown sugar water. Liu Meng laughed and hurriedly ran away.
But I was also anxious in my heart, when I pretended to be X, Cheng Fei's phone was not left, if I couldn't get the original card, the two would basically have no intersection, what a pity.
The salesman's sister was playing with her mobile phone, and when she heard Liu Meng's joke, her face couldn't help but turn red, and she took a sip, "Don't be ashamed." ”……
In the evening self-study, Gu Pan and Zheng Wen came to the self-study room of class 3 together, the students of class 3 were still very excited, Gu Pan looked around, still didn't see Liu Meng, and muttered in his heart, I won't be here tonight, don't you have to write your math homework.
"Don't look for it, Liu Meng will definitely come in a while, we are still waiting to copy our homework." Zheng Wen's eyes were poisonous, and she joked in a low voice.
Lao Ma sat down in the study room, and saw that Liu Meng didn't appear at all, and he didn't appear in the math class in the morning, and the exercise sets were all placed at the boss Deng Jinkey, he clenched his fists, and thought, I must seize the opportunity today, raise my eyebrows, I should be a level student who everyone admires and worships.
Liu Meng came out of the business hall, he was not in a good mood, and went directly to the 5o8 computer room of the main building to surf the Internet, checked some information, and saw if there was any other way to contact Cheng Fei, but found nothing.
I unexpectedly saw Liu Ruyi playing in the computer room, this little girl also likes to play on the Internet too much, and came out on the Internet together, the two of them talked about martial arts for a while, and then went to the convenient canteen together to fill their stomachs, and then they were ready to go to self-study.
Every time I chat with Liu Ruyi, I am very happy, Liu Meng is in a much more comfortable mood, and suddenly feels that if it weren't for chasing Liu Ruyi, she would gradually alienate herself inexplicably, and the two of them are actually very happy to chat like this, and friends are sometimes much more precious than a short love.
It wasn't until half past seven that Liu Meng was late.
Lao Ma has been very worried that he hasn't finished writing, Liu Meng came, has been anxious, hard to write, but today's topic is even more difficult than the last time, the degree can't be fast, Liu Meng entered the study room, he is still short of 5 questions.
Secretly relieved, it's okay, Liu Meng is only here now, if this is not done by Liu Meng first, then I will just buy a piece of tofu and kill it. The old horse thought with some pleasure in his heart.
The students were anxiously waiting, and when they saw Liu Meng coming, they immediately arranged their seats, and the exercise book was automatically placed in front of them, and Liu Meng officially began to answer the questions.
It's not difficult......
Although the topic is indeed very tricky, if some implicit conditions are not noticed, it is indeed easy to take a lot of detours.
"Alright, done. ”
Half an hour later, Liu Meng stretched his waist and spit out such a sentence lightly.
Since Zheng Wen copied Liu Meng's homework, she is no longer willing to use her brain to do it, she has long paid attention to Liu Meng's every move, and when she said that it was done, she grabbed it first, and did not forget to add a sentence: "Ladyfirst!"
Lao Ma looked at the remaining 2 questions, and had to sigh helplessly, people are more popular than people, how can I be born bright?
"Brother Meng, you are too awesome, you will finish it so quickly, can you give me tutoring in the future, the cost is easy to say. Ji Hai, a native of Jiangdu, walked up to Liu Meng and sat down very enthusiastically, and said flatteringly.
Jiangdu people, their brains are very flexible, and you have real skills, and they immediately admire you, and they will definitely not be unconvinced.
"Oh, how much money?" Liu Meng became interested, money is the thing he lacks the most now.
"One thousand a month, you specially give me make-up lessons, and put the exercise book here for safekeeping, and no one else can copy it. ”
As soon as Ji Hai finished speaking, Liu Meng knew what the hell he was thinking, and he felt a little sorry that his classmates didn't need to calculate so well, a thousand a month, and said with a smile: "Forget it, by the way, you are not allowed to copy my homework in the future, get out." ”
Ji Hai was very unhappy, touched his nose and returned to his seat, still incomprehensible for a while, muttering, is the price too low?
"Show me. Zheng Wen was copying it, and Gu Pan couldn't wait to drag it over to see.
Only then did Liu Meng notice that there was a new member in the class, and it turned out to be Gu Pan.
Since he knew that it was Gu Pan who told the instructor Li Zhen that he had been trained for two more days, he was very unhappy with Gu Pan, this kind of woman really likes to play tricks, and she will repay her, thinking that she is beautiful, and the whole world will revolve around her, and a wave of anger rose at the moment.