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"Huh, how did this three fat people provoke you? Maybe he didn't mean to. Liu Meng stammered a little, and defended Sanfat weakly.

"A post is accidental.,Another post was updated, and it wasn't intentional.,Hmph.,I know that you boys are all snakes and rats.,Naturally, you're covering each other.。 Liu Ruyi was still snorting angrily, and her little face was still full of anger. "Anyway, if I let me know who this three fat people are, hum, I must beat this guy up. ”

"It's just a joke, so why take it seriously. Liu Meng continued to try to comfort, and cold sweat dripped down again.

"It's too ugly to speak, shouting about the equality of men and women all day long, look where it's equal, you can't help but look at people with colored glasses, is it just that the standard for judging a girl is just beauty and ugliness?" Liu Ruyi still snorted angrily when she said it, these stinky boys are too hateful.

Suddenly thinking of the confrontation between the male and female camps I saw just now, I asked, "That Ruyi can't be you, right?"

"Hmph, besides this girl's wish, which one else can there be. Liu Ruyi proudly straightened up her small breasts, and quickly poured a reply.

I see, a little sneered: "Didn't you also post "Mistakenly Entered the Monk's Temple", and it was enough to belittle a bunch of boys who were engaged in -Ji, why are you still so angry." ”

Saying this, Liu Meng thought to himself, where do you have any idea of equality between men and women, aren't you laughing at too many boys in engineering schools, and they are passionate. just looked at Liu Ruyi's very unkind face, but he didn't dare to say it.

"You have to take care of it, anyway, you have to support me and stand on my side unconditionally. "Liu Ruyi has a very unreasonable posture, and if I am a girl, I am quite unreasonable.

"Well......" Liu Meng has nothing to say, he can't say too much to the majority of male compatriots with too much conscience, and he can't depreciate himself as a man in order to please a little girl, just shut up.

"In a moment, you'll have to invite me to dinner, I want to eat spicy pot. Liu Ruyi glanced at Liu Meng and said suddenly.

"Okay!", a treat to dinner, this is easy to say, there is no position problem.

And the spicy pot is actually very cheap, there are several stalls on a street outside the West Gate, in fact, the boss has set up a car, there are all kinds of vegetarian dishes, meatballs, etc., a very small carbon pot, what to eat yourself, just count the money according to the strings, 5 cents a string of meat, only 2 cents of vegetarian.

After opening a bottle of beer, Liu Meng asked, "Do you want a bottle?"

"How can one bottle be enough! I look down on people too much, let's ...... five bottles first" Liu Ruyi waved his hand and said very chicly.

"This ......", Liu Meng had palpitations, not long ago, he just saw two ladies drunk and crazy, he didn't want to repeat the old thing.

"I know you're not in a good mood, and you can't use alcohol to kill your sorrows. I'll send you back when you're drunk for a while, but of course, it's nothing if I send you back, but it affects your glorious image a lot. Liu Meng persuaded.

"What nonsense, who gets drunk for a while doesn't know. Liu Ruyi's eyes showed cunning, and he smiled.

"I blew it directly. Liu Ruyi took a bite of the ball, didn't use the corkscrew, and bit directly into his teeth, opened a bottle of beer, and said.

This bold and frightened Liu Meng jumped, but he was not stage frightened, the amount of beer he drank was still not small, and he had not tried to blow the bottle, he touched her and said with a smile: "Okay, come on, don't hold on, I'll have half a bottle of you." ”

"You don't need me to do it. Liu Ruyi slurped and drank as she spoke, and soon went down to the small half bottle.

Is this Liu Ruyi a wine barrel, how did he drink it so quickly, and when Liu Meng was just halfway drunk, the little girl drank all the bottles, so she had to make Liu Meng's jaw drop in shock, this is too fierce.

"Okay, okay, you just half a bottle, I'll get drunk for a while, and no one will drink with me. Liu Ruyi shook his hand generously and said.

Liu Meng's amount of alcohol is still okay, when he is in a good state, the beer can also kill the ** bottle, he feels so embarrassed for the first time, he can't even drink a little girl, in the end he still doesn't believe it, touched Liu Ruyi's forehead, and said: "Are you okay, do you want to send you back now." ”

The palm of his hand was knocked away all of a sudden, "It's still a big man, what are you grinding and chirping, come again." ”

Liu Ruyi opened another bottle of beer, drank it down, and Liu Meng hurriedly drank half of the bottle, drinking it too fast at once, choking, and coughing rapidly.

patting Liu Meng's back, Liu Ruyi said angrily: "If you can't drink it, don't drink it so fast, drink it slowly." ”

Everyone was thrown into the sea, Liu Meng smiled bitterly, I met the god of wine today, and I really admired this little girl.

In the words of Stephen Chow's movie, he exaggeratedly said: "My admiration for you is really like a turbulent river, endless, like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control." ”

"Less stinky fart, drink. The little girl sneered.

The horse's fart slapped the horse's legs.

Not only is the amount of alcohol amazing, but the little girl's appetite is also amazing, and soon, the 2o skewers were eaten, and the two drank five bottles of beer, and directly asked for ten bottles.

Liu Meng stared at the little girl's belly all the time, and it was too obvious to see it, but Liu Ruyi showed it, and said angrily: "What are you looking at? ”

Liu Meng sneered: "I'm wondering, how can you hold so many things in your flat belly?"

It's really strange to say, Liu Meng ate so many skewers, and after two bottles of beer, he had a urge to urinate, but this little girl didn't have anything to do.

"Hey, it's rare and weird, you haven't seen my dad yet, he drinks liquor as water, and he has to drink more than ten catties a day. ”

"Blow it, drink more than a dozen catties a day, and you must not get drunk to death. Liu Meng naturally didn't believe it, there was also a drunkard in the village, who would drink a pound of liquor every day, and once drank with someone, he killed two catties at once, and he died of drunkenness.

I didn't wake up for a month, and my family was ready for the future, but then I miraculously woke up, and as soon as I woke up, I looked for wine everywhere.

"It's rare and weird, and there are some things you don't understand. Liu Ruyi said mysteriously.

"You just blow it, brag and don't pay taxes. Liu Meng naturally didn't believe it, but he only reconsidered a few words in his heart, and didn't dare to say it, he was very afraid that this little girl would go berserk, and he saw that he drank three bottles, and the fourth bottle was about to bottom out......

Half an hour later.

Wine bottles all over the floor.

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be quite able to drink, this is the seventh bottle, and it hasn't fallen yet. Liu Ruyi took a bottle, opened it directly to his teeth, and drank it in a big gulp.

Liu Meng trembled and trembled before he finally fell, but obviously his tongue was a little bigger, and he knew very well in his heart that he was almost there today.

He had a decent drink, and when he drank too much, he wanted to find a place to sleep, and now he could barely walk back to the dormitory on his own.

"Don't play dead, get another bottle. Liu Ruyi handed over another bottle.

I don't know when, this little girl asked for another five bottles.

The boss saw that the two of them drank twenty bottles, his eyes were stunned, he was afraid that there would be no 6o skewers after eating, and he was very curious about how to fit such things when they saw that neither of them was fat.

There was no way, Liu Ruyi was in a bad mood, Liu Meng had to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman, and drank it again, he felt that the beer was in his throat, but he couldn't spit it out, it was too embarrassing.

This intermittently, Liu Meng drank two more bottles, and drank the ninth bottle, Liu Meng completely stopped cooking, and fell asleep after dizziness, this is still the result of recent exercise, otherwise he would not be able to drink so much.

Looking at the remaining bottle, Liu Ruyi bit it open and drank it directly, the degree of drinking, the boss's eyes were straight.

"Boss, settle the account!" As she spoke, Liu Ruyi rummaged through her wallet on Liu Meng, muttering in her mouth, saying that you have a treat, and you can't repay the account when you are drunk.

As a result, the two of them ate more than 1oo pieces of spicy pot, and if Liu Meng hadn't fallen asleep, his jaw would not have been closed.

You must know that Liu Meng also came to eat with his brothers in the dormitory, and the average person was more than ten yuan.

Supporting the sleeping Liu Meng with one hand, Liu Ruyi's petite figure strode forward, fortunately it was almost early in the morning, and there was no half of a ghost on the campus, otherwise he would have to be shocked.

This scene looks a little weird, the feeling of a child pulling a big cart.

When I arrived at the seventh apartment, it was closed early.

Liu Ruyi had to drag Liu Meng to the back door again, looked around to make sure that no one was there, only to see that she was quite flexible and threw Liu Meng up, and then jumped dexterously, grabbed the window sill on the second floor, and dragged Liu Meng in.

She didn't know which dormitory Liu Meng lived in, but as a member of the life committee of Class 5, she went to the boys' dormitory in their class last time, probably knew the location, and found the third floor, but she was worried again, which one are so many dormitories.

Fortunately, it's early in the morning, and the boys are basically resting, and Liu Ruyi is hiding in the dark again, but no one is visible.

was in a hurry and couldn't help it, Liu Ruyi suddenly thought that when she went through Liu Meng's wallet to pay the bill, she saw the accommodation certificate inside, patted her head, and shouted, why am I so stupid.

Take it out and take a look, room 3o7.

After observing it for a while, to make sure that no one appeared, an arrow stepped out, knocked the door of 3o7, put Liu Meng on the ground, and quickly retreated into the shadows.

The movement was as smooth as flowing water.

The boss, a night owl, had just been lying in bed, chatting privately with his former high school female classmates, and when he heard the knock on the door, he immediately came out to open the door, and saw Liu Meng lying on the ground softly, with some small snoring in his nose, a wine burp, and a pungent smell of wine.

"I'm cǎo, how did you touch it back after drinking so much. As he spoke, he dragged him in, feeling that it was too heavy, and shouted: "Dongdong, come and help, this special upper bunk, how can I get it for him alone." ”

Dongdong slept in a daze, agreed, rolled over, and fell asleep again...... I checked outside today, I didn't bring a computer, I just came back, my eyes were tired and I couldn't open them, so I quickly corrected the typos and uploaded it. If you have a typo, please forgive me. Recommendation tickets, dream tickets, and rewards are more violent.