Chapter 739: Are You My Doom (Seventh Update)
The car was driving at high speed, and there was a sudden setback, and it was a woman, who stepped on the brakes with a heavy foot, and stiffly lowered the speed of the car. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Don't provoke my patience. The woman driving the car said indifferently.
"You don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade...... What if something happens to you just now, even if you don't hit people or flowers, it's not good...... Moreover, if my flower-like face is accidentally injured, what should I do?" Jiang Chen said babblingly.
The woman who drove the car had a slightly eccentric temper, but the more this was the case, the more Jiang Chen was curious about her, and the more she wanted to tease her.
There is no malice, and it is definitely not because this woman has big breasts that he has some kind of interest in her, after all, although Jiang Chen cares about a woman's figure, her face is also very important, okay?
You know, in this world, there are too many women whose face is not proportional to their figure, who knows, will this woman be the same situation?
Otherwise, why do you wrap a face in 360 degrees without dead ends?
Jiang Chen is completely in the case of extreme boredom, wanting to find something to pass the boring time, I have to say, it's very bad fun.
"Pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, like a flower like jade?" Jiang Chen said a lot in one breath, and when these words reached the ears of the woman who was driving, there were only these two key words.
A man makes a woman pity him and uses adjectives like flowers and jade to describe himself?
How shameless is this?
However, the woman who drove did not respond to Jiang Chen on this sentence.
Because, from what Jiang Chen said, it was enough for her to judge what kind of person Jiang Chen was.
In short, Jiang Chen is an extremely stinky and shameless guy.
And to deal with a stinky and shameless guy, in addition to being more shameless than him, the best option is to be silent.
The woman who drove the car didn't feel that she could be shameless than Jiang Chen, so she had no choice but to be silent.
"Fortunately, you still have a little conscience, my scream, is to reduce the speed of the car, but this is not enough, you scared me half to death, at least you have to apologize to me." Jiang Chen smashed his mouth and said.
"Do you have to let me drop you down?" The woman who was driving the car originally decided not to speak, just let Jiang Chen sing a one-man show.
Who knows, Jiang Chen actually wants her to apologize, this time she will be angry as soon as she comes out, even if she doesn't want to speak, it won't work.
As everyone knows, this is exactly what Jiang Chen is deliberately guiding.
Dealing with women, Jiang Chen's experience is naturally extremely rich, no matter how weird the temper is, he has seen a lot of women, not to mention, the biggest eccentricity of this woman may be that she doesn't like to talk very much.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't like to talk, he has a way to make her talk.
No, casually guided, the woman who drove the car just had to speak.
"Even if you want to throw me down, you have to apologize to me, you can't, because I hitchhiked with you, I'll wait a little lower than you, right?" Jiang Chen said without giving an inch.
"No way. "Driving a woman, that's called an angry.
"It's just a matter of making you apologize, is it difficult? I'm sorry, will I say?" Jiang Chen looked helpless, but said again: "Okay, for the sake of you being a woman, I don't care so much about you, you just need to tell me your name, if your name is good, then, I don't need you to apologize." ”
"You don't need to know my name. The woman driving the car said coldly.
"So, take off your mask and sunglasses now, and let me see what you look like, and if you look good, I don't need you to apologize. Jiang Chen thought about it and said again.
"Nope. "The woman who drove the car, directly refused, a face under the mask, the face was called a strange one.
Speaking of which, the woman who drives the car is not unsuspicious.
What she suspected was that Jiang Chen was messing around and asking her to apologize, whether he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to get her name and make him take off his sunglasses and mask.
But if that's the case, this stinky and shameless guy is really scheming enough.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, big-breasted girl, what kind of trouble are you going to make. Jiang Chen sighed.
"What did you say?" said the woman in the car.
"Big breasted sister, is it possible that you want me to call you big breasted sister, but you obviously look much smaller than me, so it's not appropriate to call you big breasted sister. Jiang Chen said hesitantly.
"Shut up!" The woman driving the car was angry, and with a foot on the brakes, the car stopped instantly, and with one finger and one finger, she scolded in a commanding tone: "Get out." ”
"Are you serious?" Jiang Chen blinked.
"Get out. "The woman who drove the car was a nonsense, and she didn't want to talk to Jiang Chen anymore.
She was kind enough to let Jiang Chen take a ride, and she didn't get angry because of Jiang Chen's dangerous action to stop the car, Jiang Chen was not grateful, and even dared to tease her, which made her unbearable.
"It's easy to get old when you're angry. Jiang Chen persuaded.
"Get out. "The woman who drives the car, it's still this one word.
Jiang Chen snorted and said, "It's the first time we've met, you definitely don't know that I have a big problem, that is, I talk a lot, and I like to joke a lot...... But you can't blame me completely, after all, your breasts are really big, besides, if you tell me your name honestly, I won't call you a big-breasted girl, right?"
The driving woman was speechless.
How could she listen to Jiang Chen's words, as if she was still wrong?
Could it be, she should have let Jiang Chen know what her name was and let Jiang Chen see what she looked like, but why?
"Could it be that you really want me to throw you out?" said the woman who drove the car, cold as ice.
"Look at this place, there is no village in front of the village and no store in the back, if I get off the bus halfway, I have to die on the road, can you bear it?" Jiang Chen said pitifully.
"You shall not live. The woman driving the car said, she didn't think that she had anything unbearable, in the final analysis, Jiang Chen was to blame for all this, and Jiang Chen caused it single-handedly.
Jiang Chen is bold, then he has to be responsible for what he has said.
"Hey, didn't you say that handsome men wouldn't have too bad luck? Could it be that I'm so handsome that even God is jealous of me?" Jiang Chen muttered.
The woman driving the car almost didn't vomit blood, what does this have to do with whether Jiang Chen is handsome or not?
"It must be that I'm too handsome, and I can't tolerate handsomeness. Jiang Chen muttered to himself and said, "So, God has arranged all kinds of calamities to test me, come on, come more violently." ”
"Have you said enough?" the woman driving couldn't listen anymore, it was very inexplicable.
"Tell me quickly, are you my doom?" Jiang Chen asked.
"Neuropathy. "The woman driving the car can't bear it.
"It must be, otherwise, how can you ignore my handsomeness, but I am so handsome, you still want to drive me out of the car, it must be very painful. Jiang Chen said empathetically.
Suddenly, the woman driving the car was full of black lines.
Heartache?
This guy is right, he does like to joke too much, no, this joke, it's funny.
"No need to evade, no need to deny, you drive, I want to calm down alone for a while. Jiang Chen sighed.
"......" The woman who was driving, those eyes, through the sunglasses, glared at Jiang Chen fiercely, but she didn't know what to think, but she no longer insisted on asking Jiang Chen to get out of the car, but drove back on the road.
"It's too dangerous. Jiang Chen said in his heart.
Almost, he was about to be thrown on this halfway, and sure enough, a woman who was angry again couldn't match the rhetoric of a handsome guy like him.
Even if this woman has an eccentric temper, what can she do? After all, she is a woman, isn't she?
Dare to ask, in this world, is there any woman who doesn't love handsome guys?
Jiang Chen is like this, shameless narcissism.
The woman who drove the car chose to drive on the road, naturally not as Jiang Chen thought, but the woman who drove the car realized a problem, that is, with Jiang Chen's shamelessness, whether she strongly asked Jiang Chen to get out of the car, or threw Jiang Chen out, Jiang Chen would definitely not get out of the car.
Instead of wasting time like this, it is better to drive on the road quickly and arrive at the destination early, so that she will not have to drive Jiang Chen out of the car, but Jiang Chen will get out of the car by himself.
It was with this thought in mind that she decided to drive, otherwise, if she continued to pull the skin, it would only be her own time that would be wasted.
Thinking so in my heart, the speed of the car is naturally very fast, but the woman's driving skills are good, and the car always maintains a stable driving state.
It was almost eight o'clock in the night, and I finally arrived in Tiannan City.
"Big breasted girl, I have a hunch that we will meet again soon. Jiang Chen pushed the car door, waved his hand, and Shi Shiran got out of the car.
"Have you forgotten something?" reminded the woman in the car.
"I haven't forgotten, I have a good memory. Jiang Chen smiled and closed the car door.
"Impolite guy. The woman driving the car sneered.
She reminded Jiang Chen if he had forgotten something, which meant to let Jiang Chen say thank you, anyway, Jiang Chen took a ride, no matter what, it was right to say thank you.
Jiang Chen didn't know whether he understood or didn't understand her words, and he said that he had a good memory, but it was completely wrong.
However, Jiang Chen had already gotten out of the car, and the driving woman no longer cared, and drove away, the car didn't drive far, and the driving woman inadvertently saw at a glance that there seemed to be something in the seat of the co-pilot.
Subconsciously looked sideways, and the woman driving the car found that it was no one else, but two hundred-dollar bills.
"What is this??" As soon as he stretched out his hand and took the money in his hand, the expression on the face of the woman driving the car was called a strange one.
No wonder, when she said that Jiang Chen had forgotten something, Jiang Chen said that he had a good memory, and he dared to be affectionate, Jiang Chen understood her words as whether to give the fare or not to give the fare.
But she didn't mean that at all.
Besides, does she seem to be a person who lacks 200 yuan when she drives such a car?
"Wonderful!" shook her head, drove the woman, and silently complained in her heart.