Chapter 984: A Bunch of Neurotics
The voice of such questioning, in the banter, contained a bit of yin and yang weirdness and the taste of schadenfreude, Jiang Chen and Huang Chan heard the sound, and looked back, they saw that behind them, there were more than a dozen people, rushing out. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Walking in the front is a long-faced old man, and the old man's face is clearly full of ridicule, and it is obvious that what he said just now was exactly what this long-faced old man asked.
"It's delicious, it's so delicious, you can't stop eating. Jiang Chen responded lazily.
The long-faced old man laughed and said, "Since you said it was delicious, then I will rest assured." ”
"Brother Qing, why can't I even understand the punctuation marks of what this old guy said, what is there for him to rest assured?" Huang Chan asked in wonder.
"It's probably because I'm old and insane. Jiang Chen explained.
"Brother Qing, do you mean that this old guy is a psychopath?" Huang Chan said with a sudden realization.
Jiang Chen nodded with satisfaction, Huang Chan's comprehension ability can get full marks.
"Hey, old guy, let me ask you, are you insane?"
"Shut up. ”
"The little girl doll is presumptuous, and the owner of the door must not be humiliated. ”
"Apologize quickly, or I'll kill you. ”
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But as soon as Huang Chan's words came out, the long-faced old man had not yet reacted, and a group of people behind him were clamoring one after another, and one by one the fierce gods were extremely vicious.
Looking at them like that, it seems that they can't tear Huang Chan apart.
"Brother Love, they are all so fierce, they are so fierce for no reason, shouldn't they all be neurotic. Huang Chan asked Jiang Chen with a coquettish face.
"There is a saying, what kind of door owner, what kind of door person, I think your guess is right, this group of people, must be crazy. Jiang Chen said.
"One...... Two...... Three...... Four...... Eleven...... A baker's dozen...... Oh my God, there are thirteen neuropathies in total, this is terrible, let's run quickly, brother, I've heard that it's not illegal to kill people with neuropathy. If they kill someone, we don't even have a place to reason. Huang Chan looked extremely scared.
"You two are the ones who are insane. ”
"If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that there is no place to bury you. ”
"Don't let anyone run, you're going to die. ”
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That group of people, listening to Jiang Chen and Huang Chan talking to themselves, all of them were itching with hatred, if it weren't for the long-faced old man, from beginning to end, they were extremely calm, I am afraid that they would have rushed up in a swarm long ago.
"You two, have you said enough?" Hearing this, the long-faced old man asked slowly.
"Do you care if we've had enough, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending? Huang Chan rolled her eyes.
"If you two don't say enough, I don't mind if you two continue, I have time, if you two think that's enough, then I can explain a little bit about what I just said. The long-faced old man said with a light smile.
"Explain why you're a psychopath?" asked Huang Chan curiously.
"Explain why I'm asking you two if the grilled fish is good. The long-faced old man said solemnly, looking quite meticulous.
"Tsk, I don't understand this, the fish was caught by me and my brother, the fire was made by me, and the fish was roasted by me, does it have anything to do with you?" Huang Chan said angrily, thinking that this old guy was too nosy.
The long-faced old man smiled slightly and said, "I will ask this question, naturally there is a reason for me, if I hadn't helped you add a little condiment, this grilled fish would definitely not be so delicious." ”
"Condiments, are there any condiments? How do I seem to remember that when I grilled the fish, I didn't put anything?" Huang Chan said suspiciously, and asked Jiang Chen again, "Brother Qing, do you have any condiments?"
"What this old guy means is that he secretly sprinkled a little poison powder in the air before, and that kind of poison powder happens to have the effect of making people nervous and even insane, so when the two of us eat grilled fish, we will think that grilled fish is very delicious. Jiang Chen said slowly.
"So that's the case, as soon as you say it, I understand everything, does this mean that we should thank them?" Huang Chan blinked and asked.
Jiang Chen smiled and said: "Naturally, I want to say thank you, after all, that kind of poisonous powder is refined from forty-nine kinds of highly poisonous things, among which there are thirteen highly poisonous things of grass, which are extremely rare and difficult to find, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is priceless, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is invaluable. ”
"What, old fellow, thank you. Huang Chan was as kind as a stream, and immediately thanked.
However, seeing the long-faced old man, an old face, black as charcoal, where is there still a little calmness, and even, the pupils of the long-faced old man are constantly contracting, and the depths of his eyes are full of shock and incredulity.
He just said that he added a little condiment, and he didn't have time to elaborate on anything else, but under the singing and harmony of Jiang Chen and Huang Chan, he made the condiment clear.
Even, Jiang Chen clearly pointed out that 49 kinds of highly poisonous substances were used, and the statement about 13 of them was also accurate.
This has to be said, extremely terrifying.
And you must know that such poisonous powder, after being dispersed into the air, is colorless and odorless, and it is difficult to detect at all, and only after the onset of toxicity will the poisoned person realize that he is already highly poisoned.
Jiang Chen, however, explained the medicinal properties of such poisonous powder in such detail, as if that poisonous powder was refined by his own hands, which undoubtedly means that Jiang Chen has terrifying attainments in medical Taoism.
What's more, between Jiang Chen and Huang Chan's words, they were casual and so poisonous, but they didn't take it to heart at all, there is only one possibility, that is, Jiang Chen or Huang Chan are not poisoned.
Just, this, how is it possible?
After all, Jiang Chen must have inhaled the poisonous powder in the air, otherwise, it would be impossible for him to know the composition of the poisonous powder.
Since you have inhaled poisonous powder, how can you not be poisoned?
This question made the long-faced old man puzzled very much, his eyes fell on Jiang Chen and Huang Chan, and he looked carefully, wanting to see if Jiang Chen and Huang Chan were poisoned.
"Old guy, I told you thank you, shouldn't you say thank you to me?" Seeing the grim face of the long-faced old man, Huang Chan shouted dissatisfiedly.
"You two, are you poisoned?" The long-faced old man ignored Huang Chan, he stared at Jiang Chen and Huang Chan for a while, but he couldn't see the clue, so he had to ask directly.
Jiang Chen and Huang Chan glanced at each other, and both of them laughed, and said in unison: "Guess." ”
"You two, it's impossible not to be poisoned. The long-faced old man said sharply.
"Guess again. Jiang Chen said with a faint smile, looking at the long-faced old man like a joke.
Whether it is medicine or poison, looking at the earth, he Jiang Chen can be called an ancestor-level existence, this long-faced old man's proud means, in his eyes, is no different from a three-year-old child.
As for Huang Chan, since the last time, Jiang Chen has known that this eccentric little demon girl has a lot of unknown little methods, especially in poison, and she has a deep attainment.
In this way, not to mention the poisonous powder of this long-faced old man, it is just sprinkled in the air, I am afraid that it is directly smeared on the grilled fish for the two of them to eat, as long as the two of them eat it, it will definitely have no effect.
"This ......" Seeing Jiang Chen's attitude, the long-faced old man was just a little speechless, his eyes flickered for a while, and he said, "Excuse me, let's leave." ”
"Listening to what you mean, after I killed you, I apologized to you, it's the same thing, are you Heavenly Doctor Sect people so naïve?
He did not stop the long-faced old man from leaving, provided that the people of the Heavenly Medical Sect could leave alive.
"Jiang Chen, did you already know that we are from the Heavenly Doctor Sect?" the long-faced old man was shocked and moved.
"Otherwise, I'm afraid that even though the world is big, it's hard to find such arrogant idiots as you. Jiang Chen said noncommittally.
When this group of people appeared, Jiang Chen already knew that they were from the Heavenly Doctor Sect.
Speaking of which, he has a deep grudge with the Heavenly Doctor Sect, and since they have all come to this Penglai Immortal Island, it is impossible for the people of the Heavenly Doctor Sect not to trouble him.
It's a pity that the way Tianyimen is looking for trouble is still as stupid as ever.
"Jiang Chen, your medical attainments, my Heavenly Doctor Sect can be regarded as a teacher, from now on, my Heavenly Doctor Sect and you, the well water does not interfere with the river water, the previous matter, a write-off, as if nothing happened, how?" The long-faced old man said in a deep voice, making a compromise.
Jiang Chen was not poisoned, if he fought Jiang Chen head-on, the long-faced old man was not absolutely sure, rather than taking risks, it was better to shake hands and make peace.
That's what he thinks, and that's what he does.
"It turns out that your Heavenly Doctor Sect is not only arrogant, but also very naïve. Jiang Chen smiled, laughing extremely teasingly.
"Brother Qing, how can you insult the word naïve, you can only be called naïve if you look as beautiful as me, you see that the people of their Heavenly Doctor Sect are like crooked melons and cracked dates, at best, they can only be called idiots. Huang Chan said dissatisfiedly.
"Jiang Chen, my Heavenly Doctor Sect is not easy to mess with, if you insist on falling out with my Heavenly Doctor Sect, you yourself will definitely not be happy. The long-faced old man said in a cold voice.
"You're really a psychopath. Huang Chan rolled her eyes, and as she spoke, she suddenly giggled.
"Sister Love, has anything funny happened?" Jiang Chen asked in confusion.
"That's it, people didn't hold back just now, and they also added a little condiment to the air, and, accidentally, this group of idiots from the Heavenly Doctor Sect just happened to be standing at the downwind, how should this be good. Huang Chan said with a smile, like a little fox.
"Sister Love, when did you become so bad?" Jiang Chen asked dumbfounded.
"People have said that it was accidental, people are very simple and naïve, okay. Huang Chanjiao said didily.
But it was Huang Chan who said this, including the long-faced old man, all the people in the Heavenly Medicine Sect had their faces fused, and they looked at Huang Chan one by one like ghosts, and their faces were as ugly as they were.
"Little girl, are you sure you're not joking?" the long-faced old man asked in a deep voice.
"No, I'm joking, I'm really joking, you guys, don't take it seriously. Huang Chan hurriedly waved her little hands and laughed non-stop, as if she was afraid that the people of the Heavenly Doctor Sect would take it seriously.
"I warn you, you'd better make sure you're joking, or you'll ......," the long-faced old man was extremely displeased.
"Otherwise?" Huang Chan asked lightly.
"Otherwise—" The long-faced old man was about to say a few threatening words, but before he could finish his words, he opened his mouth and squirted out a large mouthful of blood......