"Boy, I must have read more than you, but have you ever heard of a saying, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning?" said the bamboo pole pouting. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When he appeared in such a situation, he looked like he was here to find fault, Jiang Chen actually pretended to eat in front of him, looking like he was ignoring his existence. In the eyes of the bamboo pole, Jiang Chen's approach is undoubtedly pretending to be forced.

"Little fishing beauty, am I pretending to be forced?" Jiang Chen asked.

"What is pretending?" Jian Xiaoyu said confusedly.

"Hear no, we don't even know what pretending to be forced is, so how can we pretend to be coerced. Jiang Chen then said.

"Boy, you're pretending. The bamboo pole said with grinning teeth.

In the eyes of the bamboo pole, Jiang Chen asked Jian Xiaoyu what it meant to pretend to be forced, which was clearly telling them that the relationship between him and Jian Xiaoyu was very good.

This kind of untraceable statement inadvertently pretended to be another force.

Moreover, you have to be the kind of senior pretending criminal, in order to have such a deep pretending skill!

"Okay, if you have to say I'm pretending, then I'll be pretending. Jiang Chen lazily explained so much, and asked lazily: "Tell me, what are you doing here?"

"It's very simple, tell you one thing, Jian Daxiao Flower, it's not something you can touch, if you know each other, from today onwards, how far away and far, do you hear?" Jiang Chen asked directly, and the bamboo pole was also very direct.

"Who am I friends with, do I still want you to point fingers?" Jian Xiaoyu's face changed slightly, and he said in a cold voice.

"Colonel Jane, it's not interesting for you to say this, how can I point fingers, I just think that this kid is not worthy of you. Bamboo pole said with a smile.

In the eyes of the bamboo pole, Pan Shao is interested in Jian Xiaoyu, no matter how Jian Xiaoyu refuses, in the end, he will inevitably not be able to escape Pan Shao's palm. Anyway, he had never seen Pan Shao fail on a woman once.

It's just that Pan Shao likes Jian Xiaoyu too much and doesn't use those disgraceful means against Jian Xiaoyu. Otherwise, the bamboo pole felt that Jian Xiaoyu would have been harmed by Pan Shao a long time ago.

Yes, for the sake of Pan Shao's face, when the bamboo pole and Jian Xiaoyu were talking, they were quite polite.

"Whether Jiang Chen is worthy of me or not, it has nothing to do with you, we are going to eat, please go away. Jian Xiaoyu issued an eviction order.

"Colonel Jane, in your opinion, it may have nothing to do with us, but what if we just look at this kid unpleasantly? Does this mean that what we are going to do next has nothing to do with you?"

"You-" Jian Xiaoyu was a little angry, listening to the meaning of the bamboo pole's words, it was obvious that he was going to trouble Jiang Chen.

"Hmm, can I say a word?" Jiang Chen finally couldn't bear it anymore after eating several pieces of braised pork ribs in a row.

"You can say whatever you want, but my attitude is already obvious, I just don't like you, if you are not convinced, beat me. Bamboo pole said with a provocative face.

"Bang!"

Jiang Chen slapped the bamboo pole on the ground casually, and said to himself: "It turned out that I was looking for a pump, just say no?"

The buckteeth and big heads who came with the bamboo pole were stunned, looking at Jiang Chen like idiots.

Does the bamboo pole mean to find a draw?

It was obvious that he wanted to provoke Jiang Chen to make a move, and then find a reason to teach Jiang Chen a good lesson, and the best thing to beat Jiang Chen was to scare Jiang Chen's courage, and he would never dare to approach Jian Xiaoyu in the future.

But if Jiang Chen has a little brain, he will understand how sinister the bamboo pole's words are.

But Jiang Chen really did it, which made Bucktooth and Big Head very suspicious, how Jiang Chen was admitted to Beijing University.

You must know that Jingcheng University, as one of the top institutions of higher learning in China, students who can be admitted to Jingcheng University must be at the top academic level, and their emotional intelligence may be uneven, but their IQ is absolutely unquestionable.

"Could it be that this guy named Jiang Chen entered the Beijing University through the back door?"

"Boy, all I can say is that you beat you up so well. Caught off guard, he was slapped to the ground by Jiang Chen, got up with a bamboo pole, rubbed his swollen cheeks, and his face was about to laugh.

Of course, if it weren't for the strength of Jiang Chen's slap, which was a bit unexpected by him, the bamboo pole would definitely smile even brighter.

"Looks like you're not just here to be beaten, you're a masochist. Jiang Chen looked at the bamboo pole with an eye-opening look, raised his hand and slapped it again, and knocked the bamboo pole on the ground for the second time.

"You like to be beaten so much, if I beat you up twice, you will be even happier. Don't thank me, please call me Lei Feng. Jiang Chen said kindly.

Saying this, Jiang Chen stood up, and then kicked the bamboo pole out like kicking a ball.

The crisp slap, coupled with this kick, finally attracted the attention of the students who were eating in the cafeteria, and they listened to the movement one by one and looked sideways.

Jiang Chen and Jian Xiaoyu appeared together, which was already extremely eye-catching, although not everyone knew Jian Xiaoyu, but in terms of Jian Xiaoyu's beauty, even if they didn't know her, when they saw her, their eyes couldn't help but stay on her for a few seconds.

And perhaps because Jian Xiaoyu is so beautiful, many people have intentionally or unintentionally ignored one point, that is, Jiang Chen is also a super handsome guy.

"Woe to you. The discerning man understood what was going on at a glance, and muttered to himself.

"That kid is really tough enough, he was troubled by three people, and he actually did it first. Someone else said.

"I can almost guarantee that the kid who appeared with Colonel Jian is in trouble, if you don't admit your mistake, those three guys are Pan Shao's followers. ”

"Who is Pan Shao?"

"Pan Zijing. ”

……

Jian Xiaoyu's popularity in Beijing University is very high, and Pan Zijing's popularity is not very weak, the most famous of which is that he has the nickname of a loser, simply put, he has never spared any money in the matter of picking up girls.

Pan Zijing is only a sophomore this year, but in the first year of his freshman year, he may not be able to count the girls he has soaked on one hand, until he finally sinks in front of Jian Xiaoyu, and he is a little more honest.

"Pan Zijing?" After someone heard this name, he gasped, so he looked at Jiang Chen's eyes, quietly felt a little more pity, and muttered: "I seem to have seen the scene of that kid being smashed by Pan Zijing with money." ”

The inside of the huge cafeteria is noisy.

Bucktooth and Datou felt a faint coldness, because the two of them saw with their own eyes that Jiang Chen kicked the bamboo pole several meters away, and directly kicked the bamboo pole and passed out.

The reason why the bamboo pole is called a bamboo pole is because the bamboo pole is very tall and very thin, but no matter how thin the bamboo pole is, the height of more than one meter and eight meters is nearly one hundred and fourteen.

Jiang Chen kicked the bamboo pole away, what kind of concept is this?

At first, I thought that they would create an opportunity to beat Jiang Chen, but now they are a little bit waxy.

The bamboo pole tried the law, and the opportunity had been created, but what to do next was to make the buck teeth and big heads extremely tricky, and they didn't dare to move at all, after all, they would not be Jiang Chen's opponents at all, if they really planned to beat Jiang Chen, the final result would only be to be abused by Jiang Chen.

"Well, you two, when that guy wakes up, you must remember to tell him that I beat him. Jiang Chen said to the buck teeth and the big head.

Since the bamboo pole has a masochistic tendency, Jiang Chen fully satisfies his masochistic penchant, this is a good deed, and of course doing good deeds is to leave a name.

Bucktooth and Big Head looked at each other, nodded in unison, and then ran towards the bamboo pole like a frightened rabbit, and when he lifted the bamboo pole, he rushed out of the cafeteria.

"Jiang Chen, I didn't expect this to happen. Jian Xiaoyu said apologetically.

The whole thing, the thunder and rain are small, and the nature of the original hijacking incident is extremely similar, Jiang Chen is almost effortless, that is, to solve a troublesome problem that is extremely difficult in the eyes of outsiders.

But Jian Xiaoyu is still sorry, no matter how big or small the trouble is, in the final analysis, it is caused by her.

"You didn't expect it, but I thought of it. Jiang Chenwan chuckled and said.

"Jiang Chen, are you blaming me?" Jian Xiaoyu's expression was gloomy and he bowed his head slightly.

"If you want to blame, you can only blame you for being so beautiful. Jiang Chen smashed his mouth, and his mouth was leisurely: "Actually, you can change the way to this problem, let me give you a very simple example, for example, in the forest, a group of carnivores saw a little white rabbit, and each of them wanted to eat the little white rabbit." ”

"Am I the little white rabbit?" asked Jian Xiaoyu.

"It does look like a white rabbit. Jiang Chen looked at Jian Xiaoyu and said.

Jian Xiaoyu was very embarrassed by Jiang Chen's eyes, her face was slightly red, and she said, "Your analogy is nondescript, I'm not a little white rabbit." When you know me well enough, you won't think so. ”

"Actually, it doesn't really matter if I think so, the important thing is that someone thinks so in the early days. Jiang Chen said unhurriedly.

Jian Xiaoyu was very curious, who would be the person Jiang Chen's mouth was talking about, and he was embarrassed to ask.

Moreover, Jiang Chen said that it didn't matter if he would think so much, in Jian Xiaoyu's opinion, this undoubtedly meant that Jiang Chen's lack of curiosity about her made her feel more or less lost.

But at this moment, a voice that sounded quite surprising came into Jian Xiaoyu's ears: "Xiaoyu, you are also eating here, if you don't mind, can I share a table with you?"

The one who spoke was a guy who was a little handsome, with a plane head, wearing a famous brand from head to toe, not deliberately showing off his wealth, but he could easily let people know that he was not bad for money.

Glancing at the person who spoke, Jian Xiaoyuxiu frowned slightly, and her eyes quietly showed a little disgust, and she said coldly: "I mind!"