Chapter 191: Mathematicians talk about women
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After all, it was at the annual meeting of the Mathematical Society, Liu Meng and Du Yi were arguing on the side, and the two people who had already attracted everyone's attention flipped over with their guns and sticks, although they were very tacit and maintained a polite smile on the ground, but the participants in the annual meeting were a group of high-IQ people.
Sometimes these people are like idiots, sometimes they are smart and scary, and when the two of them are now noticed by others, the expressions on their faces are more kind, their smiles are brighter, but their eyes are very cold, and they want to pounce on each other and bite each other.
Now noticed, quickly separated.
The mathematics annual meeting is divided into five sub-venues, each person only has fifteen minutes to explain their results, the time is very short, the original sub-venue, young people with little qualifications to explain it is difficult to attract everyone to listen.
There are no specific seats in the sub-session, and the experts who participate in the meeting can move around freely according to their own interests, and go wherever they want to listen to the topic, so that naturally the famous mathematicians can attract more attention.
Liu Meng's achievements, on the contrary, under Hou Zhen's desire to cover up, as well as the new and old hatreds between Kong Jidao and Hou Zhen, Liu Meng and Du Yi, aroused everyone's curiosity, and they came over to see the excitement, which was as lively as the main venue, which was indeed a bit out of Liu Meng's expectations.
When it was time for his own explanation, Liu Meng walked to the front of the stage and began to explain with a smile.
Good afternoon, let me introduce the results of the research, the Sitapan conjecture, about the proof of the strength of the Ramsey two staining theorem, the Ramsay two staining theorem, this is a very interesting problem in combinatorial mathematics, and the problem to be solved is: to find such a minimum number n, so that n people must have k people who know each other or 1 person who does not know each other.
It's kind of like saying that the relationship between four people can connect all people on the whole planet. It's just that this is a special case of Ramsay's two-staining theorem.
In the past, the research ideas of this proof topic were usually derived from mathematical reasoning, so as to study the internal reasoning relationship between many mathematical theories, so as to find out the smallest few fundamental numbers, so as to achieve the purpose of proof.
But this method is too difficult to describe in mathematical language. Moreover, it is difficult to solve the exhaustive problem in wireless mathematics, and it once fell into the dilemma of thinking.
I've always liked the wind, just like a woman, the breeze is like a woman's hand gently caressing, feeling that touch of tenderness, of course. Angry women, just like a storm is usually followed by a torrential rain, a tornado has great energy and can destroy a body of steel.
Whether it's the wind, or a woman's temperament, it's elusive. You can never know the wind at the next moment, and in the same way, you can never guess what a woman will think at the next moment, which are typical random variables, and they cannot be used to get the exact result of the next moment with rigorous rational analysis, but random variables can determine the distribution law of energy through guò power spectral density analysis.
Hehe. If you don't know women, you can do the same analysis, and you'll come up with some interesting conclusions.
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Fifteen minutes is very short, Liu Meng's ppT is very simple, the explanation idea is very unique, starting from the problems encountered in daily life, using women as a metaphor for random variables, arousing everyone's interest, this is also the advice given by Kong Jidao, he also has another identity. is the well-known "old master" on the BBs emotional version of Bingcheng University of Technology, who often posts some topics about love and women.
I once told Liu Meng about the classic chess love theory, and when I revised the ppT for Liu Meng this time, I made the old mistake again, and directly linked the idea of solving the Sitapan conjecture with women. It's really interesting, of course, Liu Meng added from this idea.
I have to say that this kind of explanation of the results is too much for the appetite of Chinese mathematicians, and they listen to it with relish one by one, these guys all belong to the theoretical school, and would rather spend a lot of time studying women's models than actually buy bouquets of flowers or have a romantic candlelight dinner to please women.
Too proud.,I like to hold the shelf too much.,Otherwise there are a lot of old bachelors who don't play math.,Knowing that girls have a good impression of themselves.,It's just that you don't want to take any action.。
After fifteen minutes of talking, I couldn't listen to it at all, the experts applauded enthusiastically, Kong Jidao didn't know when he came over, looked at Liu Meng with a smile, and applauded harder than anyone else, as if he was explaining it himself.
"Young man, this is the annual meeting of mathematics, not some bosom friend or women's magazine, not for you to analyze women's mental activities. ”
When the mathematicians were talking about each other's experiences in a trivial manner, Professor Hou Zhen, the chairman of the conference, who was like a defender, appeared with a pale face, and he was also presenting his results in a branch venue, but there was no one in the meeting except his students.
Halfway through the talk, he stopped puffing, there was no audience, and he was talking about a fart, and when he inquired, he knew that everyone had run to the mathematical logic branch venue, so he came over with a stomach, and was completely stolen the limelight by this young man, so he naturally had to pick the bones in Liu Meng's egg, and he had nothing to do.
Kong Jidao saw that Hou Zhen was as noisy as a fly, and his face was angry, anyway, the two of them didn't look at each other correctly, and they didn't need to give him face, so they choked at the moment: "It's really a joke, where is it stipulated that women can't be said at the annual meeting, without women, how can there be you Hou Zhen, and you didn't pop out of the cracks in the stones." ”
As soon as Hou Zhen saw the old enemy, he also knew that he couldn't please anything he said, so he snorted and held back and didn't speak again, but Du Yi, who was following him, stood up for the teacher and shouted: "A scum in the mathematics world who knows how to coax girls, he actually explained this set of dirty theories to the public shamelessly, I heard that there is a professor in the Department of Mathematics at Bingcheng University of Technology who likes to post some bullshit theories on the emotional version of BBs. ”
Du Yi, Zheng Wen, and Gu Pan are all familiar with each other, and naturally they also know the habit of Teacher Kong Jidao in the chat, not only he knows, but some of Kong Jidao's old friends know that every time he writes something funny, they still compete to see it.
In fact, most of the mathematicians who have always been rigid and rigorous have some perceptual bad tastes in private, so Liu Meng explained like that, everyone can listen to it with relish, and no one thinks it is inappropriate, but thinks that Du Yi and Hou Zhen are too nitpicky, pretending to be saints, the annual meeting, isn't it just that everyone has a meeting,, and have fun.
Research on weekdays is boring and monotonous enough, once a year, once a day, the annual meeting, is to communicate with each other, why be so serious!
"What a defender! I have always believed that my private life has nothing to do with the results I have achieved, and if you have to talk about it today, I would like to ask you Du Yi, even though he knew that the girl had a boyfriend, he still tried his best to force her to get engaged, what is the reason?"
"Besides, Professor Hou Zhenda, I guess no one knows that your second wife is two years younger than your daughter, and she is also your student, which is really amazing, guiding students how to do research and writing papers, and actually guiding them to bed, is it possible that teaching in bed is more effective?"
Du Yi's matter, after brain supplementation, everyone understands it, and Hou Zhen's gossip and history are a lot of blood, everyone knows it, everyone is very contemptuous of him in private, but they didn't expect Liu Meng to say it in person.
Du Yi's face turned blood-red, and he was exposed by Liu Meng in public, how can he mix in the mathematics world in the future? It's too embarrassing, just like a eunuch being pulled off his pants in front of him.
Hou Zhen has always been thick-skinned, knowing that everyone is talking about his unbearable history in private, but no one has ever said this to his face, he married a post-8o female student, and soon gave birth to a son, he and his ex-wife have two daughters, one of them is 7O, one is 9O, for a while, he was very happy to say proudly to his friends, you see our family, 7O, 8O, 9O, OO!
Because no one listened to him explain the results, he was angry, and he forgot for a while that he was wearing monkey hair and said that others were monsters.
It's no fun to stay any longer, and angrily drops a sentence, "Grandstanding, flashy." ”
I left with a few students, and I didn't want to stay at the venue anymore, so I left directly.
The talk at this mathematics annual meeting is enough for a group of mathematicians with extremely boring lives to talk about for a year, and such a rich material is undoubtedly a very heavy gossip news in the mathematics world.
Engaged in mathematics, which one does not think that Lao Tzu is the most awesome goods in the whole universe, go to a pretending to be a forced goods, what is tight, this is a special group, ordinary people can't imagine it.
Kong Jidao gave Liu Meng a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Your kid's words are too sharp, you actually said that to your face Hou Zhen, this old boy is going crazy this time, Lao Tzu has long been unaccustomed to him, hahahaha......"
Kong Jidao smiled very heartily.
Then he remembered something, and asked in a low voice: "What's going on with Du Yi's engagement, is it with Gu Pan......?" How is this possible? This girl ran away from home? No wonder she looked a little weird the last time she came here. ”
Liu Meng sighed and told him about the matter, Kong Jidao's expression was slightly dignified, and he patted Liu Meng's shoulder.
ps: I went to work at the nuclear power plant today, I couldn't rest at noon, I was very tired after a day, I went back to the hotel, I rested for a while before I had the spirit codeword, I didn't have a manuscript to save it, I feel better, thank you for your support.