Chapter 835: Three Comics

The guy who spoke was tall and strong, and his voice was surprisingly loud, and when he spoke, there was a buzzing sound in the dormitory. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Wang Bang, Wang Bang, what do you do so loudly, it's not that you can't afford to pay money. A short and thin boy pushed his glasses with his hand, reluctantly pulled out a few one-dollar bills, slapped them in front of the guy, and said.

"It's just, I don't know, I thought you won hundreds of millions all at once. The third handsome boy said angrily, and gave money quite happily.

"What do you know? Money is not the most important thing, the important thing is to win, while I am lucky, let's make persistent efforts." The tall boy said.

After saying this, the tall boy noticed that the bedroom door was pushed open, and someone walked in from outside.

After glancing at Jiang Chen, the tall boy was overjoyed, beckoned to Jiang Chen, and said, "Brother, do you know how to play poker?" It's just right for the four of us to play together, the two of them are too weak, it's not interesting for me to win alone, it's not challenging at all." ”

"Cheng Dafu, can you speak?" the short and thin boy stopped doing it and shouted.

But as soon as he shouted, the handsome boy just cried and said, "It's over, it's completely over." ”

"It's a fart, I didn't win much money against you in total, don't cry poor here, don't think I didn't see it, there was a BMW car to send you over just now. The tall boy said.

"Da Shuaibi, didn't you see a big handsome Bi in our dormitory? It turns out that I am very confident to compete for the courtyard grass of our department, and now that the game is over, let alone the courtyard grass, I can't even keep the room grass." The boy said heartbroken.

"Damn, that's what happened, then you cry to death. The tall boy laughed.

There's no way, who let this guy walk around the dormitory building, and unilaterally proudly announced that he had booked the location of the yard grass.

Well, Jiang Chen's appearance gave him a devastating blow.

"Duan Yu, don't think about the courtyard grass, I think this handsome man is more than one, and the first school grass in our school has been booked. The short and thin boy said with a grin, and it was very schadenfreude to see the way the guy was hit.

"Okay, I think what you said makes a lot of sense, anyway, I never had the luxury of school grass or something, as long as the school flower belongs to me. The guy named Duan Yu said.

The three teasing guys made a fuss for a while, and the tall man asked Jiang Chen and said, "Dude, you live in this dormitory, right?"

"Jiang Chen. Jiang Chen said lazily.

"My name is Cheng Dafu, successful Cheng, atmospheric big, rich and rich. Subsequently, Cheng Dafu introduced himself.

Immediately afterwards, the short and thin man and the handsome boy also introduced themselves one after another, named Yuan Kaige and Duan Yu respectively.

Cheng Dafu is from Central Plains Province, Duan Yu is a native of the capital, and Yuan Kaige is from Jiangbei Province.

"Da Shuaibi, can I ask, what do you eat to look so handsome?" Duan Yu stared at Jiang Chen and looked at it, and asked unwillingly.

He actually looks pretty good, a bit like a recently popular idol star, when he was in high school, he was a dignified grass-level male god.

I thought that after going to college, I could continue to be coquettish, soak in the colonel flower, and go to the peak of life. Who would have thought that Jiang Chen gave him a critical hit of 10,000 points.

"You don't have to feel inferior. Jiang Chen said with a smile.

Jiang Chen, whether it is facial features or figure, is all cultivated the day after tomorrow, which can be called a cheating device against the sky, which is naturally not comparable to ordinary people.

"Can you grow like this? Looks like I'm too serious. Cheng Dafu touched his rough old face and said with a sigh.

"I don't care much about what it looks like, I care more about the connotation, and I happen to have a lot of connotation. Yuan Kaige said seriously.

"Please, everyone is busy, who has time to appreciate your connotation?" Duan Yu said unceremoniously.

"Well, it only means that you lack a pair of eyes that find beauty, but you are very superficial at first glance, so I forgive you. Yuan Kaige said generously.

"Don't, don't forgive me, after all, I really can't appreciate your content. Duan Yu said with a grin.

"Don't make any noise, we have a handsome comparison in the bedroom, it's our honor, how to say it, close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black, and live in a bedroom with a handsome person, I have a hunch that I will slowly become handsome. Cheng Dafu said.

It is worthy of being a single-plank bridge who has killed thousands of troops in all provinces of the country before being admitted to Beijing University, and the eloquence of these three guys is not said, and the degree of amusement is also not said.

"By the way, when I went to other dormitories before, their dormitories all got the ranking of dormitory members early in the morning, and I'm the oldest here, and I will be the boss of dormitory 402 in the future. Cheng Dafu said.

"How old are you?" Duan Yu asked unconvinced.

"I'm sorry, it's a shame to be admitted to Beijing University after only two years of restudy. Cheng Dafu said embarrassedly.

"If you are ruthless, then I must be the second, who let me repeat my studies for a year. Duan Yu sighed and said.

"I lived at the beginning of the first month, and the third is me. Yuan Kaige said.

"Jiang Chen, in the future, you will be the fourth child in our dormitory. The three of them then said to Jiang Chen in unison.

"Ranking by age is too untechnical, don't you three think it's better to rank by handsomeness?" Jiang Chen said slowly.

"Damn, don't stop any of you, I'm going to disfigure him. Duan Yu couldn't stand it, and he recognized Jiang Chen's handsomeness, is it really good to show off so shamelessly?

"We are students at Beijing University, how can we judge people by their appearance, it is too superficial, I think the ranking by age is just right. Cheng Dafu also said.

It was hard to repeat two years before he was admitted to Beijing University, was it easy for him?

"Otherwise, it's okay not to rank by handsomeness, then let's speak with strength. Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"No, I can't. Without thinking about it, Duan Yu shook his head resolutely and said, "As you all know, I am a native of the capital, and my admission score is lower than yours, and if I am ranked by grades, I will definitely be at the bottom." ”

The name of the good yard grass was snatched away by Jiang Chen, and Duan Yu was already very depressed, this was not willing to be at the bottom of the dormitory ranking no matter what.

Cheng Dafu and Yuan Kaige glanced at each other, smiled, and Cheng Dafu said: "Jiang Chen said that he was ranked by strength, but he didn't say that he was the result of the college entrance examination, maybe it was to see who was good at fighting." ”

As he spoke, Cheng Dafu did not forget to show off his muscles.

This guy is more than 1.8 meters tall, and his weight is definitely more than 188, but he is not obese, and he is definitely a macho man.

"If you rank by the level of fighting, then I don't need to say that I am the second, I think when I was in high school, I had a brilliant record of chasing a group of thugs and cutting down a street. Duan Yu said boastfully.

"I'm not as good as you, my family is rural, but during the summer vacation this year, one person killed a wild boar of more than 200 catties. Yuan Kaige said slowly.

Cheng Dafu and Duan Yu's faces changed when they heard this, and they looked at Yuan Kaige like ghosts, is what this guy said true or false?

If a person kills a wild boar of more than 200 catties, what kind of combat power is that?

"I just brought some pork jerky made from wild boar, so let's eat some of them. Yuan Kaige's realm of pretending to be forced is undoubtedly very high, and he turned around and took the pork jerky from the luggage.

Seeing that Yuan Kaige really took out the pork jerky made of wild boar, Cheng Dafu and Duan Yu were a little bad, there is no reason, look at this guy's little arms and legs, is it so perverted?

"Jiang Chen, what is your opinion?" Cheng Dafu asked Jiang Chen in a sneering manner.

"That's exactly what I mean, everyone fights, whoever is powerful will be the boss. Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"Okay, that's it. Yuan Kaige made the final decision and was eager to try.

A minute later, Cheng Dafu and the three of them were about to cry, and they bowed to Jiang Chen one by one: "Jiang Chen, the boss is yours, we are convinced." ”

There is no way to disagree, and I have to accept it, when Jiang Chen beats them, it is like an adult beating a three-year-old child, if he refuses to accept it, he will have no face to go out to meet people for a while.

As a result, the rankings changed.

Jiang Chen's boss, Yuan Kaige's second, Chengda's rich third, Duan Yu, who is known as the one who cut a street, is at the bottom and becomes the fourth.

"It's not happy, it's so unhappy, I have to ask the counselor if I can change the dormitory. Duan Yu complained like a resentful woman who was abandoned.

It doesn't matter if it's better than the college entrance examination results, it's not better than the handsome, and it can't be compared to the final fight, thinking about Duan Yu, he can predict how miserable his college life will be in the next four years, he can't bear it, he definitely can't bear it.

"Duan Yu, if you dare to change the dormitory, I promise to chase you down a street. Cheng Dafu threatened.

"Forget it, if you don't change it, won't I be able to change it?" Duan Yu almost didn't cry.

Immediately, Duan Yu asked Jiang Chen and said, "Boss, you are so handsome, you must have a girlfriend early in the morning." ”

"Yes. Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"Haha, then I'm relieved, school girls, you are all my Duan Yu. Duan Yu laughed heartily, opened the laptop on the table quite mysteriously, swiped open the campus forum of Beijing University, and said: "Hurry up, the three of you come to help, take a look at the top ten school flowers of Beijing University, who is the most compatible with my temperament." ”

As soon as they heard that there was a school flower to see, Cheng Dafu and Yuan Kaige quickly leaned over, stared at the web page and looked at a few pages, and their saliva instantly flowed to the ground.

"Duan Yu, I've taken a closer look, none of these top ten school flowers are suitable for you, that is to say, don't be a toad trying to eat swan meat, but this is the first school flower, I feel that I have a fate. Cheng Dafu wiped his saliva with his hand and said seriously.