Why, all the Chinese people are so perverted?!

This question lingered in the heart of the dwarf winter melon, first Qin Guanxi, and then Qiao Silong, both of them are young people in Huaxia, both of them are about the same size, and their skills are actually too perverted, and the dwarf winter melon wants to cry without tears Thinking about whether the young people of Huaxia have been perverted to this point now, one by one can hit more than a dozen, and also, do Chinese people have the habit of painting little turtles on their faces?

After Qiao Silong eliminated the gang of thugs with three punches and two kicks, he walked out of the hotel door with long legs, glanced at the dwarf winter melon with low eyebrows, and said disdainfully: "Little man, don't you want my life, come on." ”

The dwarf winter melon wanted to cry, wanted to cry very much, and had a feeling of wanting to die, obviously he brought someone to kill Qiao Silong, but it turned out that the person didn't make it, and his thugs all fell to the ground holding their stomachs.

The situation has changed abruptly, and it is clear at a glance which one is stronger and which is weaker, and Qiao Silong is alone on the top of the dwarf winter melon.

Dwarf Winter Melon's legs trembled, an unnatural smile appeared on his face, and he said in fear: "Brother, I said that today's incident was all a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

"Misunderstanding you are paralyzed. Qiao Silong didn't care about those things, he flew up and kicked on the lower mouth of the dwarf winter melon, and the dwarf winter melon rolled his white eyes and was directly kicked by Qin Guanxi and fainted.

"Papapa...."Qin Guanxi applauded and said with a smile on the side: "Four Dragons, you can." ”

"Ah?!" Qiao Silong only felt that this voice was so familiar when he heard the voice, and hurriedly turned his head, just when he saw Qin Guanxi standing by the door less than a meter away from him, staring at him with a smile, Qiao Silong's face was red with that playful eyes, Qiao Silong's own things he did were clear in his heart, and it was indeed not a good thing to hook up with other people's wives and then knock out other people's husbands.

The spread reached the ears of Old Man Qiao, if Old Man Qiao knew that his good grandson had made such a bad thing in Thailand, he would have to slap this bastard to death.

Qiao Silong's mind moved, and he didn't discuss this matter more, changed the topic and asked, "Brother-in-law, didn't you go to play with that beauty, did you just come here to play." ”

Where is the hotel, what can a man and a woman do when they come to the hotel?

As soon as the obscene smile on Qiao Silong's face appeared, Qin Guanxi knew what he was thinking, Qin Guanxi flew up and kicked Qiao Silong's ass, and scolded with a smile: "Don't talk about me, let's talk about you first, you kid can, even the local big brother girl hooked up with the girl, if we stay in Thailand for two more days, did you hook up with the Thai Prime Minister's girl?"

"Hehe...."Qiao Silong, who was speechless, touched the back of his head and smiled dryly, not daring to make eye contact with Qin Guanxi's eyes, for fear that after Qin Guanxi poked him out, the old man of the Qiao family would beat him to death, Qiao Silong's eyes were rolling, and he said, "Brother-in-law, discuss one thing with you." ”

As soon as Qiao Silong pouted his ass Qin Guanxi knew what kind of shit this kid was going to pull, Qiao Silong must have wanted to say that his business should not be worn out, Qin Guanxi is an interesting person, everyone is a man, as long as they know something, Qin Guanxi will definitely not tell others about Qiao Silong, but it is still okay to scare Qiao Silong, who made this thing do such a beast.

hooked up with a married man, and let his husband come to the door, how does this matter sound like a bit of a jerk.

Qiao Silong was still an untrained chick before he came to Thailand, and after only two days in Thailand, he not only broke the shameful virgin hat on his head, but also hooked up with a beautiful young woman with a wife.

Qin Guanxi was about to scare Qiao Silong, his face pretended to be full, he coughed, and said, "Silong, I know what you want to tell me, do you want me not to tell my sister about Thailand." ”

"It's still brother-in-law, you know me. The chick nodded like a peck of rice, Qiao Silong grinned and said: "Brother-in-law, you don't know how strict our family education is, if you tell my sister about Thailand, my sister's character must tell my grandfather, if my grandfather knows, he will definitely pick my skin!"

"Hehe, what else is there in the world that your young master Qiao is afraid of? Why don't you think that your grandfather will kill you when you have sex with the little young woman of the family, you deserve it." ”

No matter what Qin Guanxi says, Qiao Silong has to accompany Xiao and obey Qin Guanxi to speak, this kid is afraid that Qin Guanxi will poke his affairs out with too many mouths, and he keeps saying flattery, "Brother-in-law, I deserve it, don't I deserve it, but then again, I beg you for this matter today, don't tell my sister." ”

"Look at my mood....." Qin Guanxi can be regarded as pinching Qiao Silong's handle, as long as Qin Guanxi pinched Qiao Silong's little secret in his hand, in the future, Qin Guanxi ordered Qiao Silong to do whatever Qiao Silong did, Qiao Silong had to do it for him.

Qin Guanxi is also a man, the man's careful thinking Qin Guanxi is also a clear door in his heart, Qin Guanxi is also a person who talks about faithfulness, although Qiao Silong is quite a beast, but after all, he is on a united front with him, Qin Guanxi can't pit Qiao Silong is not.

"Brother-in-law, as long as you can give me a way to live and not poke out today's events, in the future, if you let me go east, I will never go west, if you let me beat dogs, I will never kill chickens, and my little brother will follow in your old footsteps..."

Qin Guanxi didn't frighten him anymore when he saw the miserable look on Qiao Silong's face, and the corners of his mouth curled and sneered: "Okay, I don't have the time to shake you out with that little bit of, didn't you say that you will listen to me in the future, and now there is something that you need help with." ”

is not afraid of looking for him, Qiao Silong is afraid that Qin Guanxi has nothing to ask him, as long as Qin Guanxi speaks, Qiao Silong will be happy.

Qiao Silong smiled stupidly and asked, "Brother-in-law, do you always need a small amount of work?" As long as you open your mouth, you will never say anything. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, it's not a big deal, I'll borrow your room for use tonight. ”

"Huh?" The smile on Qiao Silong's face froze, as if he wasn't sure what he had just heard, and hurriedly repeated: "Brother-in-law, what did you just say? Live in my room? You didn't joke to me." ”

If Qin Guanxi made other requests, even if he asked Qiao Silong to blow up the Thai Prime Minister's Office, Qiao Silong would not feel strange, Qin Ye, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, would dare to do anything, but Qin Guanxi said that he wanted to live in his room, and Qiao Silong couldn't figure it out.

It's unreasonable, Qiao Silong still remembers that the girl Qin Guanxi brought in the afternoon was called a beautiful one, a hundred times more beautiful than the married man on his Qiao Silong's bubble, Qin Guanxi obviously has a big beauty in his arms, how can he still be rare his girl?

"Brother-in-law, do you mean that you go to live in my room and let me go live in your room?" Qiao Silong squeezed his eyebrows obscenely and said: "Brother-in-law, I don't see it, you still like to play this mood, if you agree, I will definitely not object, your girl is much more beautiful than mine, and I will not suffer a loss for you." “

This guy dreams of marrying a daughter-in-law and thinking about good things, Qin Guanxi was angry and laughed at Qiao Silong's dream, raised a slap Qin Guanxi slapped Qiao Silong's grinning and smirking head, and scolded: "Little Wang bastard is tired and crooked, do you dare to think about Lao Tzu's girl? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu instigated you?!"

"Big brother, I was wrong!" Qiao Silong saw Qin Guanxi's face and thought that Qin Guanxi was angry, and he had a handle in Qin Guanxi's hand, Qiao Silong hugged his head and begged for mercy, and said with a slight cry: "Brother-in-law, what you say is what, even if your girl gives me the guts, I don't dare to touch it, you spare me, don't tell my sister about me." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, make way for my brother, I'm trapped in the middle of the night, I have to rest for a while. Qin Guanxi said that he was about to pull Qiao Silong's arm and enter his room.

Qin Guanxi didn't dare to enter the room behind him, but there was a tigress waiting for him with a grown mouth, if Qin Guanxi dared to go back, Chen Tianjiao would definitely tear him alive.

"Brother-in-law, you wait...."Qiao Silong suddenly stopped Qin Guanxi, Qin Guanxi turned his head and glared at Qiao Silong, and said in a non-contemptuous tone: "What's the matter? Didn't you say it, isn't it itchy skin?"

"Brother-in-law, I don't mean that, yes, it's your face..."Qiao Silong glared at Qin Guanxi's face, covered his mouth and actually squeaked and snickered.

Qiao Silong smiled inexplicably, and Qin Guanxi was also confused, "What are you kid laughing at, my face?

"It didn't bloom, but a few small turtles bloomed. Qiao Silong held back a smile and raised his hand to point at Qin Guanxi's face, "Brother-in-law, when did you have a habit of painting on your face, the painting is good, the three little turtles still have their own styles, not bad, very cute." ”

What turtle? What thing? Countless question marks appeared in Qin Guanxi's heart.

"What the hell are you talking about, I have a turtle on my face?" Qin Guanxi pulled the corners of his mouth.

"Yes, three little turtles, right on your face, one on the left cheek, one on the right cheek, and one on the forehead, black..."

"Brother-in-law, don't you know that there are three little turtles on your face?" Qiao Silong saw that Qin Guanxi's face was suspicious, his mouth crooked and smiled, thinking that Qin Guanxi was playing with Chen Tianjiao, "Brother-in-law, the girl you soaked is very good at playing, very emotional, do you like to draw little turtles when you do that?" ”

"Grass...."Qin Guanxi scolded, hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and turned on the camera to adjust to the front lens, Qin Guanxi looked at the car mat and was not fainted by the laughter.

The three cute little turtles were lying on his handsome face in a triangular posture, Qin Guanxi Yangtian closed his eyes and felt like he wanted to die, and the little turtle was on his face, which means that the dwarf winter melon saw it just now, and more than a dozen subordinates of the dwarf winter melon saw it, and now Qiao Silong also saw it.

Shame on you!

"Chen Tianjiao, Lao Tzu is going to strengthen you!" Qin Guanxi angrily pushed open the door and returned to the room, not mentioning going to Qiao Silong's place to sleep.

Regarding the matter of the three little turtles on his face, Qin Guanxi had to ask Chen Tianjiao for an explanation.