Chapter 460: A Disgusting Thing
"Bang bang...... Bang bang ......"
Early in the morning, Jiang Chen was sleeping soundly, and suddenly there was a knock on the door, which didn't sound like a knock, but like tearing down the door.
"Jiang Chen, you get up quickly, I have a new discovery. Lin Baobao said loudly while knocking on the door hard.
Rubbing his hair, Jiang Chen casually pulled a bath towel and wrapped it around his body, walked over and opened the door, yawned and asked, "What new discoveries?"
"When I woke up this morning, I found that the killer mission against you was canceled on the killer forum. Lin Baobao said.
"And then?" Jiang Chen yawned again.
"No, isn't that enough? You see, that way, it means you're safe. Lin Baobao said with a wink.
"No one can kill me, I've always been very safe. Jiang Chen said speechlessly, and wanted to close the door.
"Wait, I suddenly made another discovery. Lin Baobao blocked the door, not letting Jiang Chen close the door.
"Say it quickly. Jiang Chen was a little impatient.
"I noticed that my boobs were getting bigger again. Lin Baobao straightened his chest and said with a look of annoyance.
"Really?" Jiang Chen's hand reached over, touched it twice, and said seriously: "No, it's still the same size as before." ”
"Ahh
In an instant, a scream like killing a pig sounded in the villa.
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"Tian Tian, I found that my boobs have gotten bigger again, can you help me see if this is the case?" After breakfast, Lin Baobao ran to Tang Tian's side and said.
"Dead woman, you're striking me again. Tang Tian said unhappily.
Big breasts, amazing.
Well, she admits that having a big chest is indeed a great thing, and it is simply gifted.
And she, for her whole body, the only thing she is a little dissatisfied with is her breasts.
However, even if she has big breasts, is it necessary for this woman to show off in front of her all day long?
"No, I just want you to help me take a look, because, Jiang Chen said that my breasts have not become bigger, and they are still as big as before. Lin Baobao said chatteringly.
"How does he know that your breasts are as big as before? he touched them with his hand?" Tang Tian expressed doubt.
"How do you know?" exclaimed Lin Baobao.
"Ahh Tang Tian had an instant seizure, and grabbed Lin Baobao and ravaged it.
After a while, Lin Baobao, who had been ravaged, said pitifully: "Tiantian, don't you think this is unfair to me? Obviously, it was your man who bullied me, why did you bully me." ”
"Is it fair to me that you have such a big pair of breasts?" Tang Tian asked rhetorically.
Lin Baobao opened his mouth, but he couldn't refute it for a while, so Lin Baobao got up, farted again, and ran to Shuang'er's side.
"Shuang'er, what about your master, don't look at him as a serious person and a gentleman on the surface, but in fact he is a hungry ghost, I doubt why he would accept you as an apprentice. Lin Baobao said to sow discord.
She didn't know the relationship between Jiang Chen and Shuang'er for the time being, but she knew that Shuang'er worshipped Jiang Chen as her teacher, and Shuang'er's name for Jiang Chen has not changed, and she still calls Jiang Chen her master.
"Master, does he look like a gentleman?" asked Shuang'er in confusion.
Don't talk about it now, from the first second she met Jiang Chen, did Jiang Chen give such an impression to others?
If someone thinks that Jiang Chen is a righteous gentleman, it must be an illusion and an illusion.
"Oh, I said the wrong thing, he looks like a madman, you have to be careful, don't give the unspoken rules. Lin Baobao immediately changed his words.
"The master has his own affairs, and the disciples obey them. Shuang'er said softly, she didn't want to say clearly the relationship between her and Jiang Chen, so she could only hint at Lin Baobao in this way.
"Shuang'er, what kind of feudal thinking are you, your business is your business, Jiang Chen's business is his own business, what does it have to do with you?" Lin Baobao said dissatisfied.
Shuang'er smiled and said, "It's all the same." ”
"So, even if Jiang Chen unspoken rules you, you don't mind?" Lin Baobao said dumbfounded.
"Why do you mind?" Shuang'er asked, Lin Baobao became more and more dumbfounded, feeling that he didn't want to live anymore, in this room, there were only four people, Jiang Chen and the three of them were a group, and she was the only one who was excluded, and she couldn't live at all, so she screamed again.
"Lin Baobao, don't call spring here, I haven't asked you yet, why did you come to Yilan City for no reason. Tang Tian said at this time.
"How can it be for no reason, I miss you too much, I miss Shuang'er too much, that's why I'm here. Lin Baobao muttered and said.
"Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?" Tang Tian rolled his eyes and unceremoniously poked, "You woman, when did you come to me in the past, didn't you make a fuss? ”
"Nope. Lin Baobao shook his head like a rattle.
"Say it quickly. Tang Tian sneered.
"The baby is bitter, and the baby is reluctant to say. Lin Baobao suddenly became aggrieved.
"Talking about people!" Tang Tian said angrily, she really knew this girl too well, and what bent intestines were in her stomach, it was very clear.
This question should have been asked by Tang Tian last night, but it was only because of Jiang Chen's matter that he was distracted, at this time, since he asked it, he naturally would not give Lin Baobao a chance to cheat.
"Woo, the baby is really bitter. Lin Baobao pounced, lay in Tang Tian's arms, and said with a sob: "Tiantian, I'll be honest with you, I came to Yilan City this time, not thinking about you at all, nor thinking about Shuang'er, but, a very, very disgusting thing happened, I came here to escape." ”
"Very, very disgusting? How disgusting is that? You name it, and I'll help you analyze the situation. Tang Tian said interestingly, there was no sympathy at all, and it was completely a joke mentality.
"That's the case, my parents, seeing that I am at home all day long, and I don't have a boyfriend, they just arranged a blind date for me, don't you think this thing is disgusting?
"Like!" Tang Tian nodded vigorously.
"I'm so beautiful, I'm so good-looking, I'm so big-breasted. It's so cute, it's coquettish and cute, and even the toes exude an unparalleled charm all over the body. Lin Baobao shouted.
"So what, you just don't have a man to ask for it anyway. Tang Tian said with great certainty.
"You lie. Lin Baobao got up from Tang Tian and pointed a finger at Tang Tian's nose, extremely angry.
"I'm not lying, I'm just telling the truth, if you didn't have a man to ask for it, why haven't you even talked about your boyfriend until now?" Tang Tian said with a serious analysis.
"There are more men chasing me, but this baby can't look down on it. Do you think this baby is the kind of woman who doesn't choose to eat?
"Delusion, this must be an illusion, if there are really a lot of men chasing you, why would your parents arrange a blind date for you? Tang Tian laughed.
Lin Baobao was full of black lines, and asked speechlessly: "Tiantian, I don't have a man to want, why are you smiling so happily?"
"I don't know, I just want to laugh, it's funny. Tang Tian laughed even louder.
"Jiang Chen, Shuang'er, is this kind of thing funny? Isn't it disgusting?" Lin Baobao asked Jiang Chen and Shuang'er.
"Do you want to hear the truth, or do you want to hear lies?" Jiang Chen said slowly.
"Slow down, listen to the lies. Out of caution, Lin Baobao said.
"It's a lie, this kind of thing, it's really funny. Jiang Chen said lazily.
"What about the truth, tell me quickly. Lin Baobao's eyes lit up.
"The truth is, this kind of thing, it's very funny. Jiang Chen said jokingly, and laughed heartily at Shuang'er.
Lin Baobao felt that he had suffered 10,000 injuries in an instant, and he almost didn't want to live.
"Don't laugh. Lin Baobao said loudly.
"I'm sorry to make me laugh a little longer, it's been a long time since I've encountered something so funny. Tang Tian couldn't stop laughing at all.
Who let this woman rely on her big breasts and hit her mercilessly again and again, and finally had a chance to fight back, can Tang Tianyan make good use of it?
She just wants to laugh, she just wants to see Lin Baobao's shame and indignation, but she wants to see if this woman will dare to sell her breasts in front of her in the future.
"Okay, Tiantian, you can laugh if you want, anyway, you won't be able to laugh soon, while you still have the chance, laugh quickly. Lin Baobao said with a wrinkled nose.
"What do you mean?" asked Tang Tian.
"It's very simple, it's literal, I'm going to do something that you won't be able to laugh at again...... Didn't I tell you just now, I came to escape this time, but the reason why I had a chance to escape was because I told my parents that I had a boyfriend. Lin Baobao said.
"Do you think your parents will believe your words?" Tang Tian said sneeringly.
"Seeing is believing, hearing is believing, and as long as I bring my boyfriend to them, they will naturally believe it. Lin Baobao said.
"The question is, do you have a boyfriend?" Tang Tian was a little worried about Lin Baobao's IQ.
"Yes, Jiang Chen is my boyfriend. Lin Baobao pointed at Jiang Chen and said.
"When did I become your boyfriend?" Jiang Chen asked in amazement.
"Yes, Jiang Chen is my man, when did he become your boyfriend, why don't I know about this?" Tang Tian said confusedly, that is, even Shuang'er looked at Lin Baobao, waiting for Lin Baobao's explanation.
"Jiang Chen, are you my boyfriend, otherwise you think that my breasts are white for you to touch, you will be responsible for touching it, since you are responsible for me, then I will become your girlfriend, so you are my boyfriend." Lin Baobao said with a straight look, I have to say, the logic is very powerful!