Afternoon.

After watching a few episodes of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Qin Guanxi asked Chen Tianjiao to kick him out of the room, and it was about to be three o'clock, and it was time for him to go back to class.

Looking at the tight gate behind him, Qin Guanxi shook his head helplessly, "I said, you haven't given me the key yet." How do I get in at night?"

"I won't go out at night, and I'll leave you the door if there's anything going on. Chen Tianjiao's angry voice came from the door, and he hadn't finished eating that apple for half an hour!

Qin Guanxi smiled obscenely, there was ambiguity in what he said, "Beautiful teacher, do you leave the front door or the back door for me, but I like the back door, isn't it tight?"

"Roll ......"

Although Qin Guanxi's heart is still a little unbalanced for students to live in a beautiful big house without a dormitory, but that bit of indifference has already disappeared the moment he entered Chen Tianjiao's door, fortunately the students don't have a dormitory, otherwise how can there be a good thing that ordinary people can't think of living with a beautiful teacher?

Walking out of the door and looking at the forest surrounded by tens of thousands of trees around the staff dormitory building, Qin Guanxi's angry heart became active again, and he pouted secretly, so many trees rented a forest without an eight-figure Grandpa Mao didn't even think about it.

Because it was two or three o'clock in the afternoon, the people who should go to work went to work, the people who should walk the bends, and this was where the teacher lived, and everyone who should go to class went to class, so looking at the radius of 100 meters, it was really an idler in Qin Guanxi. It's rare that in the bustling city of Songjiang, there is still this forest tormenting a place that makes people calm down.

However, this silent atmosphere did not last long, and a piercing voice directly pulled Qin Guanxi, who was intoxicated with a little poetry, back.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart..."

Taking out the mobile phone that was breaking the gong and roaring like a dead gong from his pocket, Qin Guanxi frowned and said helplessly, the old man is too good at picking the time, Lao Tzu is just self-absorbed What a coincidence of your call.

MD, disturb Lao Tzu's interest, although Qin Guanxi really wants to drop his mobile phone to play like the legendary top rich second generation on TV, but as soon as he saw the caller ID on the blue screen of the mobile phone, Qin Guanxi still retracted the hand that was thrown out.

Caller ID: Evil old bean.

"Hey. The old man is you, why haven't you hung up yet?" "Calling Qin Guanxi is Qin Guanxi's son and his father, although the look on Qin Guanxi's face is a little impatient, and the tone of his voice is not big or small, but if you listen carefully, you can still hear the joy in his tone, although his father is not good, but after all, he is still his own son, and the blood is still thicker than water after all.

"Hehe, you little rabbit cub, I hope your dad and I hang up, you don't want to have a good life when I die, you unfilial bear thing. It seems that this pair of superb father and son are used to joking, and the son has a rebellious tone, and the father's opening is so disrespectful.

"By the way, son, have you arrived in Songjiang? didn't starve to death, did you?" Father Xing Qianli was worried, although this Qin Guanxi's father opened his mouth in a scolding tone, but from the words, Qin Guanxi could still understand the concern in his father's tone, although it was very small but very strong.

"Starving, what are you kidding? You burp when you're hungry one day, and my son won't starve to death. Hey, by the way, why did you remember to call me?" This father and son are hopeless, one is disrespectful to the old, and the other is unfilial to the son, of course, the two of them know better than anyone else that this quarrel is noisy, and the trouble is noisy, but this son is still a son, and Lao Tzu is still Lao Tzu.

"Hey, hey. The voice on the other end of the phone was not annoyed when he heard his son's words, and it seemed that he was used to it. Qin Guanxi smiled, "I'm just calling to ask if you're hanging, if you hang up your son, I'll collect your body." ”

Not to mention, there are really few years when Lao Tzu cursed his son, and it seems that this Lao Qin is also a superb character like his son.

Hehe smiled, and Qin Guanxi was not surprised by his father's tone, "By the way, what about my mother?" Give her the phone, and I'll talk to her about her old man." ”

mentioned Qin Guanxi's mother, the father on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and just when Qin Guanxi was puzzled, Lao Qin's broken gong sound comparable to Qin Guanxi's mobile phone ringtone pierced, "Your mother, she has something to do, I'll call you when she comes back." ”

Although the two of them quarreled as soon as they spoke, the father and son chatted for more than half an hour, Qin Guanxi subconsciously lowered his head and looked at the clock on his mobile phone, "." Qin Guanxi scolded in a low voice, "Lao Dou, I'm going to class, I'm going to be late, I'll hang up first." ”

Qin Guanxi looked at the time on his watch, three o'clock, but his mobile phone was ten minutes slower than Tianjing time, and ten minutes was enough for him to rush to the classroom.

"Oh, then there you go. "It's very strange, Lao Qin, who usually talks to his son in a scolding tone, will make Qin Guanxi surprised that he didn't say dirty words, and Qin Guanxi was stunned Qin Guanxi obviously heard that the father on the other end of the phone actually sighed softly.

Qin Guanxi frowned, his impression of his father was not a sentimental person, and he actually had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"I said, Dad, nothing happened to you over there, did you?"

Having said that, he had always been very strange in his heart that their family did not have a stable nest in hiding all day long, and Qin Guanxi knew in his heart that there must be a secret in his family that he didn't know. As for why he also asked his parents, but every time his father avoided the important and fooled the past, and he didn't bother to inquire after a long time.

However, Qin Guanxi had a small pimple in his heart, since his parents didn't want to say it, but one day he would figure out what was going on at home, who was secretly making ghosts, and their family had no fixed place to live.

Thinking of this, a cold light flashed in the eyes of Qin Guanxi, who was in a daze on the phone, no matter who it was, even if it was the Heavenly King Laozi, as long as it threatened his parents, he would have to die!

This is an oath made by a teenager since he was a child, and it is also the only oath that Qin Guanxi has made since he was a child.

"What can happen, not to mention what else in this world can stump your almighty father?" seemed to feel the love of the son on the other end of the phone, Qin Guanxi and his father made another joke.

The little nervousness in Qin Guanxi's heart was also wiped away a lot by his father's half-joking words, and he smiled, "Okay, hang up, you old man pay attention to your body, don't accidentally hang up, it's not good." ”

"Roll the calf, hang up, and I heard that there was thunder over there, and you are not afraid of being struck by lightning when you call your mobile phone on a rainy day. ”

"Huh. ”

Looking at the phone hung up in his hand, a middle-aged man in the waiting hall of a small airport in a corner of Huaxia looked into the distance and sighed softly, "Son, I hope you don't blame me in the future, I am also good for you." ”

And the direction of his gaze was Songjiang City, where Qin Guanxi was located.

And Qin Guanxi, who was on the other side of Songjiang, also looked at the phone that had been hung up, and then sighed thoughtfully, and said secretly in his heart: I hope the old man is really fine.

Qin Guanxi came back to his senses, thinking of his father's last sentence, Qin Guanxi's careful liver still jumped slightly, and he almost forgot that he honestly taught him when he was a child that he couldn't call his mobile phone on a rainy day, it would be bad if he was really struck by lightning, he raised his head and looked at the cloudy sky, Qin Guanxi smiled, he was a little worried, even if Qin Guanxi thought that his character was very good, but this kind of lightning struck thing should not be on his head.

Sao Bao smiled, Qin Guanxi revealed his signature action extremely enchantingly: his right hand clenched into a fist, and gently stretched out the finger in the middle, and his forehead, that is, the legendary middle finger was raised and pointed straight at the clouds, and he said cheaply in his heart, fuck, the king of heaven is still God, there is a kind of you to try me?

It seems that God heard the words in Qin Guanxi's heart, and the thunder that was rumbling just now is now strangely silent, yo, Brother Guanxi's eyes lit up, and he smiled proudly, hehe, look at this situation, is God also worried about Lao Tzu? ?

Just as Qin Guanxi was triumphantly intoxicated with this pretend, the god in his mouth was extremely faceless, and a red light and lightning flashed in the sky!!

It seems that the lightning just now also heard Qin Guanxi's heart, and the lightning that was originally staying in the sky flew directly towards Qin Guanxi, and hit his middle finger without any gap.

Rumble!!

Thunder rang out.

It's strange to say that after the red thunder, the sky that was still cloudy just now suddenly became extremely strangely clear.

After the thunder, there was still silence all around, of course, the birds still chirped, and the insects still chirped, but the cement floor of Qin Guanxi Station just now became pitch black, and there was a black thing on the pitch-black mark, if you look closely, it should be a primate creature, human...

It was Qin Guanxi who had just been struck by lightning, but at this time, Brother Guanxi had long since lost his original graceful posture, and the whole person was curled up into a ball, black as charcoal, if you smell it carefully, you can still smell a faint smell of barbecue...

The world says that the power of nature is great, and sure enough, after an ordinary lightning, Qin Guanxi, who had the aura of pig's feet, directly turned into a roast chicken, or the kind that was too hot to be pasted.

However, what is surprising is that there is a slightly deformed brick-shaped item next to the scorched Qin Guanxi, which is the old domestic mobile phone that Qin Guanxi has used this year!

n billion volts of current in the past, this mobile phone did not turn into ashes, if it really makes people see this strong mobile phone, you must sigh that this domestic thing is awesome, especially a few big words on the metal back cover of the mobile phone are shining and reflecting under the reflection of the sun that has just been exposed, and if you look closely, it is a few English letters.......

MADEINCHINA'S CHARACTER BROKE OUT QIN GUANXI WAS REALLY STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF VOLTS OF VOLTAGE THROUGH GUÒ HUMAN BODY CAN STILL LIVE? IS EVERYONE KNOWS, THERE IS ONE ANSWER, IT MUST BE DEAD CAN NO LONGER DIE, EVEN IF IT IS LUCKY TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, IT IS ESTIMATED THAT HE WILL BE A VEGETATIVE PERSON IN THE END.

As for Qin Guanxi, who had just been struck by lightning, look at his charred skin, and smell the faint aroma of meat floating in the air, not to mention, this Qin Guanxi must be even more dead...

Indeed, after the thunder and lightning, this Qin Guanxi did not have any life and died. However, people will not be wiped out after death, at least not Qin Guanxi, so at this time, there were faint shadows in the air above Qin Guanxi's charred body, of course, mortals could not see it......

And at this time, Qin Guanxi, who was in mid-air, saw that he who was originally a jade tree in the wind, but now it was dark, and his jaw almost didn't fall, and N thoughts suddenly flashed in his heart:

That charred thing is myself?Lao Tzu hangs?Now I'm just a soul??

Thinking of this, Qin Guanxi wanted to cry without tears for a while, who would have thought that there was really a thunder that couldn't get along with him, he knew that this was the result, why did he talk cheap and can't get along with God, pretending to be b, who knows that he was really struck by thunder...

it, Lao Tzu can't just hang up like this, Lao Tzu is still a virgin, wearing a virgin's hat It is estimated that Lord Yan and his old man disdain to accept themselves, Qin Guanxi couldn't help but float through several beautiful figures in his mind, Lin Xuerou, Chen Tianjiao, Zhang Ruoxin, Chu Xiaoxiao...

Qin Guanxi swore that if he had a chance to live, he would definitely take all these women, even if he was Qin Guanxi, he would like to die on the belly of a woman, if he was killed by thunder, he would have two words left.

Aggrieved!!