Haitian Square, Yilan City, at about ten o'clock in the morning, Jiang Chen stood there waiting for someone, waiting for Ding Lingling's chick.

After waiting for a few minutes, Jiang Chen heard a familiar voice sound.

"Don't run!"

Looking sideways, Jiang Chen followed the sound and saw Ding Lingling running fast on a pair of high heels, running faster towards the front one, holding a lady's bag in his hand, and the slightly obscene guy chased after him.

"What kind of trouble is this?" couldn't help but let out a sigh, Jiang Chen stretched out his hand to support his forehead.

Early this morning, he was sleeping in a daze with Lan Xiu in his arms, and he received a call from Ding Lingling, saying that he wanted him to accompany him shopping, and for this reason, it also caused Lan Xiu to look at him strangely.

But what about shopping? What is this going to do?

"Chick, you've been chasing me down the street, stop me. The thief ran out of breath and said breathlessly.

"If you run again, I'll chase you for ten streets. Ding Lingling said loudly, domineering and leaking.

"I didn't steal anything from you, you chase me again, be careful that I'm not kind to you?" said the thief angrily.

"I'm a police officer. Ding Lingling said coldly.

"Police...... The police are amazing. The thief shuddered, and finally understood why the woman had been chasing him so closely, and the speed of his escape increased in an instant.

"Hey, you're so good at running, why don't you go to the Olympics. But at this time, a joking voice sounded.

A figure, stretched out his hands, stopped in front of the thief with a big grin, trying to block the thief's way.

"Fuck off. The thief broke open and cursed.

"You want me to get out of the way, don't you? It's easy, just step on my corpse. The man said disappreciatively.

"Okay, sir, I'll turn you into a corpse. With a fierce glint in his eyes, the thief stretched out his hand, took a dagger out of his pocket, and stabbed the man viciously.

"Ah, help. "That guy pretended to be like that, and he became cowardly at the critical moment for a second, screaming and pulling his legs and running.

"Bang!"

Jiang Chen's figure moved, and kicked the thief who ran away directly.

"Dude, Foshan has no shadow legs, amazing. The guy rushed over, stretched out his thumb towards Jiang Chen, and slapped a sycophant.

"Generally average. Jiang Chen chuckled.

"It's not average, it should be pretty good, of course, compared to my seventy-two Tan legs, there is still a little bit of a gap. If you work hard for another ten years, you'll be at the level I am now. The guy exhaled, lifted his kick, and kicked at the wailing thief who had fallen to the ground.

"Tear up!"

It is obviously very reasonable to take too big a step and easily pull the egg, although this guy is not pulling the egg, but it is not far behind, the person did not kick, but burst his crotch.

"Seventy-two road Tan legs, sure enough, the name is well deserved. Jiang Chen exclaimed.

"Prizes have been awarded. The goods clenched his fists at Jiang Chen, smiled humbly, not ashamed but proud, and said with a smile: "Brother, I am childlike, you are very interesting to see buddy, how about making friends?"

"Comrade?" Jiang Chen looked at this guy who claimed to be a comrade strangely.

"It's not a comrade, it's a child. Tong Zhi tried to correct him.

"What's the difference?" Jiang Chen asked.

"The biggest difference is that I don't like men, I only like women, for example, I like that little policewoman. Tong Zhi pointed to Ding Lingling who ran over.

"Then you still like men. Jiang Chen said lightly.

"This policewoman is full of femininity, isn't she? But it's not a man's wife, brother, your aesthetic level needs to be improved. Tong Zhi said.

"Oh, I mean, if I turn you into a eunuch, you'll probably only like men. Jiang Chen said lazily.

"Dude, do you like this policewoman too?" Tong Zhi reacted and asked gossipily.

"She likes me. Jiang Chen said seriously.

"Dude, I just like your shameless style, no wonder I see you very close to you. Tong Zhi said.

Ding Lingling ran over and said happily to Jiang Chen: "Jiang Chen, you haven't waited long, I thought you hadn't come yet." ”

"I just waited a few minutes. Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"It is a good habit to wait for women, and this good habit must be maintained. Ding Lingling said, as he spoke, took Jiang Chen's arm, and said, "Let's go." ”

"That thief doesn't care?" Jiang Chen asked suspiciously.

"Right...... I forgot about it all at once. Ding Lingling patted his head and said in hindsight. Then quickly pick up your phone and make a phone call and notify other people to come and bring people.

"Tong Zhi, see no, she really likes me so much. Jiang Chen said to Tong Zhi.

"What do you mean by that?" Tong Zhi asked in wonder, why didn't he see it.

"If she didn't like me too much, how could she even forget about the thief, which clearly shows that she only has me in her heart. Jiang Chen explained.

"Uh-"

Although he felt that Jiang Chen's words were very unreasonable, Tong Zhi had no way to refute them at all.

There were patrol policemen nearby, who quickly took the thief away, and Ding Lingling dragged Jiang Chen to go shopping.

"Jiang Chen, you said it yourself, how long have you not looked for me?" Ding Lingling complained as he pulled Jiang Chen away.

"Didn't I call you, you said you were busy?" Jiang Chen said.

"It's my business that I'm busy, it's your business to find me or not, first of all, this attitude is your fault. Ding Lingling said coquettishly.

"You're so busy, what am I looking for you?" Jiang Chen said speechlessly.

"For example, talk to me, for example, invite me to dinner, for example, give me gifts, don't have to be too expensive, just give me flowers, I like roses...... By the way, you never gave me roses, did you?" Ding Lingling said, snapping his fingers.

"Brother...... Brother...... Roses cost ten yuan for three pieces, special price. Just as Ding Lingling's words fell, a childish voice sounded.

A little girl selling flowers, carrying a bucket of roses in her hand, shouted at Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen smiled, handed over ten yuan, took three roses, handed them to Ding Lingling, and said, "The roses you like." ”

"Jiang Chen, can you be more perfunctory?" Ding Lingling was a little unhappy.

"If you don't want it, I'll lose it. Jiang Chen said.

"Whoever said I didn't want it, I meant that three roses were too few, at least nine hundred and ninety-nine. Ding Lingling snatched the rose and complained.

"Little girl, do you have any friends who sell roses?" Jiang Chen stopped the little girl who sold flowers.

"Big brother, do you want to buy a lot of roses?" said the little girl happily.

"Buy as much as you want. Jiang Chen said affirmatively.

A few minutes later, Ding Lingling was holding a large handful of roses in his hand, Ding Lingling wanted to laugh a little and cry a little.

I want to laugh because this is the first time Jiang Chen has given her roses, and I want to cry because this way of sending flowers is too strange.

In particular, this rose is one by one, so there is a package, otherwise how can she hold it with both hands? Moreover, so many roses are really heavy.

"Jiang Chen, these flowers are for you, I don't want them. After walking for a while, a little angry, Ding Lingling stuffed all the roses to Jiang Chen.

"You really don't want it?" Jiang Chen asked.

"I really don't want to. Ding Lingling said.

"That's what you said, next time don't say that I never gave you roses, I did, but you don't want it. Jiang Chen said with a grin.

"I'm not rare. Ding Lingling said stiffly.

"Selling roses, ten yuan a piece, everyone walked by, all came to see, the fresh roses that have just been picked. Almost as soon as Ding Lingling's words fell, Jiang Chen suddenly pulled his throat and roared loudly.

"Jiang Chen, what are you doing here?" Ding Lingling was confused.

"Sell flowers, since you don't want this flower, you can't throw it in the trash, it's too wasteful, isn't it, just sell it." Jiang Chen said as a matter of course.

"Okay, you sell flowers, but you bought three sticks for ten yuan, are you embarrassed to sell them for ten yuan?"

"You don't understand this, I bought three sticks for ten yuan and bought it well, but I have already bought all the roses around, according to market economics, this is called monopoly...... Of course I could have sold for a higher price. Jiang Chen said.

"Profiteers. Ding Lingling gritted his teeth, very doubtful, when Jiang Chen bought all the roses, he had already had such an idea.

This all made Ding Lingling regret a little, he knew that even if he threw the flowers in the trash, he shouldn't have returned them to Jiang Chen, what was the matter.

"Isn't this the policewoman who just chased the thief? ”

"Is it a charity event?"

"People are good-looking, and they have good hearts, so everyone should take care of the business. ”

……

I have to say that the statement of beauty economics is really accurate, and Ding Lingling's existence is a living golden signboard, especially with her chasing thieves in front, which has won a good impression from many people.

In this case, even if Jiang Chen's flowers are really expensive, there is a preconceived premise of doing public welfare, and many people still flock to it, and within half an hour, all the roses were sold.

"Happy, right?" Ding Lingling said unhappily as he watched Jiang Chen count the money, smiling like a dried orange peel.

"Of course I'm happy, I'm giving you roses again, and I've made money, I really admire myself, I'm really a business genius. Jiang Chen bragged shamelessly to himself.

"Hmph!" Ding Lingling snorted coldly and stretched out a hand.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Chen asked in astonishment.

"Divide the money. Gritting his teeth, Ding Lingling said in a low voice.

"I paid for the flowers, and I sold the flowers one by one, and you want to share the money with me? Jiang Chen shouted, his face full of displeasure.

"Do you want to divide or not?" Ding Lingling said angrily.

"No distinction. Jiang Chen shook his head without thinking about it.

"Jiang Chen, you're going to die, if it weren't for me, would you be able to sell this rose? at least half of it must be divided with me, otherwise I won't be finished with you." Ding Lingling also said loudly.