Chapter 61: Picking Up Girls Turns Out to Be Simple (Fourth Update)
"Shameless!" At this moment, a high-pitched and excited voice sounded, and the person who spoke seemed to be intent on creating the effect of preemptive sound, and the voice of the speaker was especially loud.
Everyone looked curiously, but they saw that the person who spoke was the young man who had been lost face by Liu Yufei just now.
Seeing that he had attracted everyone's attention, the young man raised his neck, looked at Jiang Chen and said indignantly: "Boy, do you think that by shamelessly pasting gold on your face, you can attract the attention of Liu Yufei's beauty and make her look down on you?"
"yes, this kid is really shameless. ”
"I'm still a high school student, and I'm much more shameless than my old man. ”
"Actually, I want to be as shameless as he is. ”
……
The young man's words caused a burst of discussion, and the young man's neck rose even higher, and a smug look appeared on his face.
"Before discussing the topic of whether I am shameless or not, let me ask you a question, do you know what you look like now?" Jiang Chen smiled lightly.
"Like what?" the young man froze.
"What else can it look like, like a rooster in heat. Jiang Chen didn't need to answer this question, someone had already rushed to answer it, and it was Brother Dao who replied.
"Shut up for me. The young man snapped into annoyance.
"I heard me right, you told me to shut up? Brother Dao has always told others to shut up until now, and he has never been told to shut up by others, you are quite bold, are you impatient?" Brother Dao said coldly.
"Brother Dao, you are Brother Dao. The young man's face changed drastically, he often hunted in this bar, how could he not know the name of Brother Dao, but he didn't expect that this time he actually contradicted Brother Dao.
The young man no longer looked like a rooster in heat, but even more like a defeated rooster, his face was gray, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Jiang Chen smiled, this Dao brother pretended to be a little interesting, and after laughing, Jiang Chen continued: "Now, let's talk about whether I am shameless." ”
The young man didn't dare to squeak, the corner of his eyes glanced in the direction where Brother Dao was, before he recognized Brother Dao, he had seen Jiang Chen drinking with Brother Dao, no matter what the relationship between Jiang Chen and Brother Dao was, it was all someone he couldn't offend, otherwise, it was estimated that he didn't even know how to die, how dare he speak at this time.
"To tell you the truth, you have a good eye, you can see through my shameless nature at a glance, I don't have too many advantages as a person, shameless just counts as one. Jiang Chen smiled lightly.
Everyone in the bar looked at each other, looking at each other speechlessly, I don't know when, shamelessness can be regarded as an advantage?
"In this case, you are really shameless because of what you said. Liu Yufei said indifferently.
"I just said that what pickles girls pay attention to is that they are bold and thin-skinned, and this thick-skinned girl can be classified as shameless, Yufei beauty, I want to soak you, of course you have to be shameless. Jiang Chen said with a smile.
"You-" Liu Yufei was angry, this guy is too vulgar, what do you mean to soak her, can't you say a little more elegantly?
"I know you must be thinking, I don't want to soak you, in fact, if there are a hundred steps on the road to pick up a girl, I have already walked ninety-eight steps by this time, and you have to admit this if you don't admit it. Jiang Chen talked eloquently, turning this bar into a place for him to play hooligans alone.
Liu Yufei was silent, subconsciously, she thought that Jiang Chen was talking nonsense, but there was no way to deny that in this bar tonight, Jiang Chen's impression on her was undoubtedly the most profound, and it was estimated that she would not be able to forget this guy for a long time in the future. Although, that was by no means a good impression.
"It's only two steps away from me being able to catch up with you, one step is to defeat you, and the other step is to push you to the bed and rectify the Fa on the spot. Jiang Chen still said.
"You're dreaming. Liu Yufei gritted her teeth, not to mention whether this guy could beat her, even if she could beat her, she would never be able to accompany him to bed.
"People still have to have dreams, don't they?" Jiang Chen's face was full of smiles, and he didn't put Liu Yufei's accusation down to his heart at all, stretched out a finger, pointed at the young man, and said, "It's like this idiot who thinks he can eat swan meat, of course idiots can't eat swan meat, but this is still a dream, at least, it's much better than people who don't even dare to dream." ”
The young man was stunned, was this thing boasting about himself, or scolding himself.
Soon, the young man found out that he was indeed scolding him.
"However, an idiot is an idiot, and he thinks that if he says a few words that hit me and press me on the head, he will attract your attention and impress you, but he doesn't know that his face will soon be swollen, just like now. Jiang Chen spoke, and before the words fell, everyone heard a crisp slap.
Jiang Chen raised it, and a slap slapped the young man's face, and suddenly five red finger prints appeared.
"For example, he wouldn't know that someone was going to kick him. Jiang Chen was still talking, raised his leg and kicked between the young man's legs, the young man instantly covered his crotch, and fell from the chair to the ground, crying wolf in pain, whether he can be a man again in this life is a question.
"Shhh
Everyone only felt a chill in their crotch, and they all gasped, looking at Jiang Chen's gentle and harmless face, but no one thought that Jiang Chen would be so ruthless.
"Do you see clearly, in fact, whether it is a pickling girl or dealing with personal grievances, shamelessness is often the fastest way to solve the problem, after all, he scolded me, and it would be a waste of time for me to scold me back, and it would save a lot of trouble if I hit it back, right?" Jiang Chen said leisurely.
Everyone was silent at this time, no one spoke, they just watched Jiang Chen sing a one-man show, and there was a young man's experience in front of him, and they didn't dare to offend this guy in school uniform anymore.
"Yufei beauty, I'm not bad, should you give a hug now, well, there should be some applause here. When facing Liu Yufei, Jiang Chen said without a straight face.
"I said, you're dreaming!" Liu Yufei clenched her teeth, I have to say that this guy's words and deeds are really extremely unexpected to her, but that's all.
"Do you still want to fight me? If I want to defeat you, why bother, I'll hug you. Jiang Chen smiled, ran towards Liu Yufei quickly, stretched out his hands, and hugged Liu Yufei into his arms.
Liu Yufei never expected that Jiang Chen would hug her, but when she was caught off guard, she was hugged by Jiang Chen, she was ashamed and angry, struggling hard, wanting to break free from Jiang Chen's embrace.
"Well, don't make trouble, or I'll spank you. Jiang Chen said with a bluffed face.
Liu Yufei was so angry that she almost vomited blood, this guy actually threatened her like this, she swore that she would make him look good for a while, and beat him all over the ground looking for teeth.
It's a pity that the desire is plump, and the reality is unusually skinny.
After struggling a few times, Liu Yufei soon found that her hands and feet became soft, even her body was soft, and she had no strength at all.
"Bastard, what did you do to me?" Liu Yufei was shocked and frightened, not understanding how such a situation could occur.
"Hey, did I do anything, I just hugged you. Jiang Chen blinked at an angle that only Liu Yufei could see, and then said to himself, "By the way, you can hold me too." ”
Jiang Chen grabbed Liu Yufei's hands and hugged them on his waist, Liu Yufei's hands were weak, and he couldn't do anything at all, so he could only let Jiang Chen come around.
And the rest of the people in the bar were dumbfounded when they saw such a scene.
"So you hugged it?" A group of men are full of black lines, and they have lived for most of their lives before they realize that it is such a simple thing to pick up girls.
Liu Yufei was ashamed and indignant, she knew that Jiang Chen must have done something to her, and she also knew that she was very ambiguous with Jiang Chen's posture now, but there was no way to do it.
"Bastard, I'll bite you to death. Liu Yufei still had a mouth that could move, opened her pink cherry lips, and bit Jiang Chen's neck in one bite.
"It's a good habit to bite, but it's not good to bite in the wrong place. Jiang Chen's feet moved slightly, taking Liu Yufei's body to rotate, Liu Yufei's body was involuntarily driven by Jiang Chen, and under the distraction, the open red lips fell on Jiang Chen's face, leaving a shallow lip print.
"Ahh
"Yufei beauty, are you sure you want to make such a fuss, you must let me spank you?" Jiang Chen smiled, eager to try.
Liu Yufei was so angry that she almost didn't spit out a mouthful of blood, and when she opened her mouth, she bit Jiang Chen again, even if she was spanked in public, she had to bite this bastard first.
"Smack!"
Jiang Chen's big hand covered Liu Yufei's buttocks, fell, and was bounced up by the amazing elasticity, and the crisp sound almost made some people's eyes bulge out.
"Ahh Liu Yufei wanted to cry without tears, and she had to bite when she opened her mouth.
"I said Yufei beauty, if you like me to spank you, just say it, I really don't mind at all, but let's change the place first, and then fight in a different way. Jiang Chen sighed, picked up Liu Yufei with one hand, and walked outside the bar.
"Bastard, where are you going to take me?" Liu Yufei shouted, this bastard dared to do whatever he wanted in front of so many people in a bar, Liu Yufei couldn't imagine what heinous things Jiang Chen would do once he was taken to a remote place by Jiang Chen.
"Go open the room. Jiang Chen responded simply, and the people had already rushed out of the bar, leaving a group of people messy in the wind!
Ps: My fingers are cramping and trembling, and I finally finished writing four chapters, asking for red tickets, asking for collections!!