Chapter 647: Exactly the same routine

It was almost ten o'clock in the evening, Jiang Chen and Shuang'er stopped a taxi and returned to the hotel. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Originally, Shuang'er didn't think about going shopping so late, and she was worried that Jiang Chen was not in the mood to accompany her shopping, who knew that after meeting Pan Ying, Jiang Chen's interest in shopping did not decrease but increased.

However, this is actually what Shuang'er is happy to see, otherwise if she returns to the hotel too early, Jiang Chen will definitely toss her again, so happy and unbearable troubles make Shuang'er very ashamed.

It was very late, there were not many cars on the road, the taxi drove all the way fast, Shuang'er was a little tired, and rested on Jiang Chen's shoulder.

Just when Shuang'er was about to fall asleep, suddenly Jiang Chen's voice sounded in her ears: "Friend, are you going the wrong way?"

"That's right, I've been driving a taxi for more than ten years, and this road is the closest way to the Regency Hotel. The taxi driver said.

"I'm a very simple person, don't lie to me. Jiang Chen said lazily.

"Don't worry, I've been driving a taxi for so many years, and I pay attention to a reputation and never do things that are unconscionable. The taxi driver swore by it.

"Well, I take your word for it. Jiang Chen smiled.

"Master, is this really the way to the hotel?" Shuang'er blinked and said softly.

Originally, there were still some cars on the road, but on this road, there were no cars, not to mention, in the distance, even the street lights seemed to have disappeared.

You know, the Lijing Hotel, but it's in the city center.

In a city like Nandu, where every inch of land is at a premium, how can there be such a remote section in the city center?

"Little Shuang'er, don't worry, if he doesn't send us to the hotel, I'll send him to the eighteenth layer of hell. Jiang Chen said lightly.

As he said this, he clearly saw the driver shuddering, and then, the driving car suddenly braked and stopped, and the taxi driver pushed the door and ran out of the car almost at the same time.

"Master, he seems to have been frightened by you. Shuang'er reminded.

"No way, who made him do something wrong. Jiang Chen sighed.

Just as Jiang Chen and Shuang'er were saying this, the sound of a knock on the car door sounded.

"You two, you can get out of the car. Outside the car, a guy urged loudly.

Jiang Chen smiled, pushed the car door, and Shi Shiran got out of the car.

And Shuang'er also pushed open the door on the other side and quickly got out of the car.

"It's you, is your face still painful?Have you been to the doctor?Have you taken medicine?" As soon as he got out of the car, Jiang Chen asked in a caring tone.

The tone is cordial, as if you have seen a loved one who will not be seen soon.

The guy who urged Jiang Chen and Shuang'er to get out of the car was the Humpty Dumpty man he had seen with Jiang Chen during the day.

Humpty Dumpty didn't come alone, he also appeared with a group of people, almost thirty people, and in terms of numbers, it can be described as quite spectacular.

As soon as he heard Jiang Chen's words, the corners of Humpty Dumpty's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he said loudly: "Boy, if you like to take medicine so much, I will definitely feed you a few pills in a while, but it's a brain-dead medicine." ”

"Now that science and technology are so advanced, have even brain-dead drugs been developed? But how have I ever heard of a saying that only the brain-dead are called those who have no medicine?" Jiang Chen asked with a strange expression.

"Boy, pretending to be crazy and stupid won't do you any good. The corners of Humpty Dumpty's mouth twitched again.

"Why are you pretending to be crazy and stupid, I am very serious and serious about discussing the matter of brain drugs with you. After all, there are too many brain-dead drugs in this world, and if someone really develops brain-dead drugs, it will definitely be a blessing for people like you. Jiang Chen said very sincerely.

"Boy, you're the one who needs to take the brain-dead medicine. Humpty Dumpty said angrily.

"You are really a brain-dead, but with your level of brain-dead, even if you really have a brain-dead drug, you will not be saved, which is really a regrettable thing. Jiang Chen said regretfully.

"You are the one who is not saved. "Humpty Dumpty was so angry.

I have to say that Jiang Chen's mouth is too poisonous, obviously he is sarcastic about Jiang Chen, but in the end, he became sarcastic by Jiang Chen.

"Since you are not saved, living in this world is also a waste of air, so it doesn't matter if you have brain medicine or not. Jiang Chen said slowly.

"Boy, what do you mean by that?" Humpty Dumpty was a little confused by Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen did not answer Humpty Dumpty's question, but told him with practical actions what he meant by this.

Almost as soon as Humpty Dumpty's words fell, Jiang Chen raised his hand and slapped it over.

"Smack!"

A crisp slap sounded, and with the sound of a slap, Humpty Dumpty's whole person flew out like a cannonball that was launched, and fell a few meters away.

"The earth is too crowded, and it's best to waste as little waste as possible. After a slap, Jiang Chen said unhurriedly.

After saying this, Jiang Chen didn't even glance at Humpty Dumpty's corpse, and hooked his finger at the taxi driver who was hiding in the middle of the group: "Stand up, let's have a good talk." ”

"I ...... There's nothing to talk about with you. The taxi driver shrunk his shoulders and stumbled.

Humpty Dumpty's weight, not to mention two hundred pounds, one hundred and eighty pounds is still there, and it is very difficult for ordinary people to push Humpty Dumpty to the ground.

Jiang Chen is good, a slap in his hand is to pump Humpty Dumpty away, how powerful this slap is, it is unimaginable.

The taxi driver felt that if Jiang Chen slapped himself, he probably would have to punch out his brain.

"Who said just now that you never do things that violate your conscience?" Jiang Chen asked slowly.

The "......" taxi driver was suddenly covered with black lines.

"What you said is so beautiful, and I am so simple, even if I look like a good deceit, you can't deceive me like this, do you know how much damage you have caused to my simple heart?" Jiang Chen said bitterly.

"I didn't mean to lie to you. The taxi driver said with a bitter face.

"I know, of course you didn't mean to, because you did it on purpose, okay? Come here and let me send you to the eighteenth layer of hell. Jiang Chen hooked his fingers again.

"Boy, are you too arrogant, when so many of us are dead?"

"Boy, you're the one who will be sent to the eighteenth floor of hell tonight. ”

"Boy, I advise you, it's best to make a self-judgment and save us from doing it. ”

……

The group of people who came with Humpty Dumpty, when they heard the sound, they could no longer suppress the anger in their hearts, and shouted at Jiang Chen one after another.

"Come here again, can you have something new?" Jiang Chen was helpless, and immediately moved his feet and rushed out.

"Smack!"

In the next second, Jiang Chen slapped a guy and flew him out.

"You're right, in my eyes, you're a dead man. ”

"Smack!"

Another slap and a slap to the ground.

"If you wanted to go to the eighteenth layer of hell, you would have said it earlier, my biggest advantage is the beauty of an adult. ”

"Smack!"

Then, Jiang Chen's third slap sounded, and then one person was pumped away.

"It's so boring to cut myself off or something, so I'll give you a ride. ”

After pumping three people in a row, Jiang Chen said three words, and the group of people all looked at Jiang Chen like ghosts.

I have to say that such a scene is too familiar, and it can be said that it is exactly the same routine as what happened on Jingcheng Road during the day.

The only difference may be that during the day, there are no dead people. And now, dead people.

It scares them.

Although during the day, they had already seen Jiang Chen's fierce side, but it was only at this time that they really saw how fierce Jiang Chen was.

Three slaps, three lives in an instant.

It's too fast, so fast that you don't even have time to react, not to mention dodging.

It seems that Jiang Chen did not kill three people, but casually slapped three ants to death.

"Who else wants to die? Jiang Chen said, playing routines, he is too familiar, don't these idiots like to play?

So, the same scene happened during the day, and no one dared to say a word, lest Jiang Chen would draw people if he didn't agree with him.

"No, right? Well, you can always stand up now. Jiang Chen pointed to the taxi driver.

This time, without the taxi driver standing up, the group of people, with a tacit understanding, quickly took two steps back and sold the taxi driver.

The taxi driver's face changed drastically, and when he saw that the situation was not right, he pulled his legs and ran.

How could Jiang Chen let the taxi driver run away and deceive people for a while, then he had to be prepared to enter the crematorium.

As soon as the figure moved, Jiang Chen appeared in front of the taxi driver and slapped him out at random.

"Smack!"

A crisp slap sounded, Jiang Chen's slap failed to hit the taxi driver, but on a palm, and then, under the shaking of a figure, stopped in front of the taxi driver, staring at Jiang Chen coldly.

"Dude, your hair is very flowing, where did you buy it?" Jiang Chen looked at this guy who appeared out of thin air, and when he saw this guy with long hair fluttering, he asked with a smile.

The person who appeared was the long-haired man, the long-haired man did not speak, he was still staring at Jiang Chen coldly, ready to make a move at any time.

"Why don't you speak? You shouldn't be a dumb person, right? Then call someone who can talk to appear, Xiao Dongzi, if you don't show up again, the sky will be dawn." Jiang Chen shouted.

Not far away, the door of a black sedan was pushed open, and Ma Dongjue got out of the car.

"Xiao Dongzi, you're really here. As soon as Jiang Chen saw Ma Dongjue, he said happily.

"Have you said enough?" Ma Dongjue was displeased.

No matter who it is, when he sees him, he doesn't call Ma Shao respectfully, Jiang Chen is good, if he calls him by his name, forget it, he actually calls him Xiaodongzi, isn't this scolding him as a eunuch?

Does he look like a eunuch? Jiang Chen's words are too annoying!