"It's painful for Lao Tzu to die. ”

"Lao Tzu's hands are wasted. ”

"No, it hurts, I'm going to call the police. ”

"That's right, we're going to call the police and call the police to arrest him. ”

……

These four guys seemed to have forgotten how they threatened Sister Lan just now, and they also completely forgot their identities, and they all cried wolf and screamed to call the police.

Hearing this, Sister Lan felt weird, and of course, Sister Lan's eyes when she looked at Jiang Chen were also a little weird.

She knew that it was Jiang Chen's hand, because Jiang Chen was the only one left in the hotel except for those four people, but she didn't see how Jiang Chen made a move at all, and those four guys were tricked.

"Who, who's going to call the police?"

But at this time, a crisp voice sounded.

Then a figure rushed in from the outside.

"Hey, are you four going to call the police?" the policeman who rushed in glanced at the four guys and said with a smile on his lips.

The four of them looked at each other, how did they feel that this policewoman was smiling a little strangely, as if she was very excited, but soon they said in unison: "That's right, we have to call the police, beauty, hurry up and arrest that kid." ”

Ding Lingling is indeed very excited, who told her that she has graduated from the police academy for almost half a year, and she has even been exposed to a case, and she is about to be annoyed to death by doing copywriting work every day.

Unexpectedly, after getting off work, she wandered around Yilan Middle School, and heard someone shouting to call the police, which can be regarded as the first real police call for Ding Lingling, how can she not be excited.

"Blind your dog's eyes, you can call me a beautiful woman, call me a police sister. Ding Lingling crossed his hands on his hips and said with his eyes narrowed.

The four of them were stunned for a moment, and felt more and more that something was wrong with the policewoman, but they still said honestly: "Sister policeman, hurry up and arrest people, we are about to die of pain, and we will have to rush to the hospital in a while." ”

Then at this time, Ding Lingling, who seemed to be a little overexcited, found that each of the four guys had a chopstick inserted in their two palms.

At a glance, Ding Lingling just took a breath of cold air, looked at Jiang Chen with wide eyes, and said, "Little rascal, you hurt them, right?"

Ding Lingling didn't say a word, and directly buttoned Jiang Chen with a hooligan hat, of course, Ding Lingling didn't just button Jiang Chen's hat, in her opinion, if Jiang Chen wasn't a hooligan, how could he fight with someone?

"Can I deny it?" Jiang Chen had a slight headache.

Who would have thought that those four guys would scream for a while, and actually recruit the police, and this little policewoman came too fast, right?

"Of course, it can't be denied, now this is all the evidence, little rascal, be honest, come with me to the police station, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you. Ding Lingling said quickly, his eyes shining with excitement.

If she can successfully arrest Jiang Chen to the police station, then she can prove to those guys that she is not a vase, and she can handle the case openly and honestly in the future, it is very beautiful to think about.

Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Little girl, I'm curious, how are you going to be rude to me." ”

"Well, I haven't figured it out yet, you just have to be honest with me anyway. Ding Lingling said smoothly, and as he spoke, Ding Lingling suddenly felt that something was wrong, and said loudly: "Little rascal, what do you call me?"

"Chick. Jiang Chen smiled lightly, and his gaze swept over the policewoman.

Ding Lingling is actually not young, she is now twenty-two years old, and in a while, she should celebrate her twenty-third birthday.

It's just that she was born with a baby face that makes her look much younger than her actual age, and she looks like she's seventeen or eighteen years old.

What's worse is that Ding Lingling not only has a baby face, but her figure is also similar to that of a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl.

It is precisely because of this problem that Ding Lingling hates the most is that others say that she is small, after all, if it weren't for this baby face, even if she was a little worse in shape, it would not have been half a year since she graduated, and she has been in charge of copywriting, and she doesn't even have the opportunity to go to the police.

Moreover, some parts of her body, compared to other women of the same age, are indeed a little smaller, Ding Lingling hates the word small even more, Jiang Chen's words of a chick immediately pierced Ding Lingling's sensitive nerves.

"You're a chick, your whole family is a chick. Ding Lingling was furious and shouted.

"Look at yourself, your breasts are small and your buttocks are small, and they are not developed at all, what is it if you are not a chick?" Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"Little rascal, I warn you, don't call me a chick anymore, I'm not young, I'm almost twenty-three years old. Ding Lingling said angrily.

The atmosphere in the small restaurant became a little strange for a while, the four injured guys couldn't stand it anymore, they were still in pain here, how could this policeman sister flirt with Jiang Chen, and even told Jiang Chen her age, this seems to be missing the point.

"Sister policeman, whether you can arrest people or not, don't talk nonsense here, hurry up and arrest this kid. One of them couldn't help but reminded loudly.

"It's your business, if I can't catch someone, can I still teach you?" Ding Lingling said with a roll of his eyes.

"Sister policeman, this seems to be really my business, but we were injured by him. The guy who was scolded inexplicably said pitifully.

"Hey, how can you swear, what do you mean it's really your, can't you be sven, don't you see I'm a woman? Ding Lingling was a little dissatisfied again, waving his small fist and threatening.

The guy who spoke was already in pain, and when he heard Ding Lingling say this, he almost didn't cry, everyone said that he had a big chest and no brain, but this woman didn't have big breasts, why was her brain so bad, this was not the point at all.

Besides, it's her who obviously speaks foul language, is it really good to beat a rake like this?

That guy kind of regretted calling the police, otherwise maybe a few of them would have been in the hospital by now.

Fortunately, Ding Lingling was dissatisfied, and finally focused on Jiang Chen's body again, and said: "Little rascal, you offended me, do you know? Hurry up and call me a police sister, otherwise I will really be rude to you." ”

"Chick, I told you if you have a brain disease. Jiang Chen felt that he had a lot of words, but he didn't expect this little policewoman to talk more, this was completely a chatter.

"You're sick...... Blatantly insulting the police, do you know that this is a provocation to the authority of the people's police?" Ding Lingling said as if he had something to do.

Jiang Chen was a little defeated by Ding Lingling, he was too lazy to talk nonsense with Ding Lingling, turned his head to Sister Lan and said, "Sister Lan, what happened just now, you can tell her, I haven't finished my meal yet." ”

As he spoke, Jiang Chen picked up the dishes and chopsticks and continued to eat.

"Little rascal, do I allow you to eat? Get me up and follow me to the police station. Ding Lingling said unhappily, why is this kid not afraid of her at all? Isn't she not good enough? She has obviously behaved very well?

The policeman ...... Police Sister ...... Things are not what they say they are, things are a bit misunderstood. Sister Lan said, she didn't know what to call Ding Lingling, hesitated, and had to call Ding Lingling police sister, anyway, it seems that Ding Lingling likes others to call her sister, although she is much older than Ding Lingling, this sister is a little strange.

Then soon, Sister Lan told me everything that happened in the hotel tonight, and finally said: "It was the four of them who were threatening me, and Jiang Chen made the move, if you want to arrest them, you should arrest the four of them." ”

Jiang Chen made a move because of her, and at this time, Sister Lan had to stand up and speak, otherwise, Jiang Chen would really be brought into the police station, which would be bad.

"Sister, you are older than me, how can you call me a police sister, my name is Ding Lingling, you can call me Lingling, or call me Ling'er. Ding Lingling, who has always been unable to grasp the key points, did not rush to deal with the case after listening to Sister Lan's words, but got close to Sister Lan.

Then Ding Lingling couldn't help muttering in her heart, why does this Sister Lan call her a police sister, doesn't that call her old?

"Okay, Lingling. Sister Lan was also a little helpless, and she was given a headache by Ding Lingling, but in this way, the unhappiness brought to Sister Lan by what happened before was diluted a lot, and it can be regarded as a good thing that Ding Lingling did by mistake.

Hearing Sister Lan call Lingling, Ding Lingling was satisfied, snorted coldly, and Ding Lingling said to the four guys: "Okay, you guys are actually thieves shouting to catch thieves, are you impatient?"

The four of them cried with a sad face, and one of them said, "Sister policeman, don't listen to that woman's nonsense, we are the victims." ”

"You thieves are not a good thing at first glance, don't try to escape my eyes, if you don't want to live to be guilty, be honest with me. Ding Lingling said with a straight face.

Not to mention, Ding Lingling is quite dignified like this, the four of them glanced at each other, knowing that they didn't want to blame Jiang Chen tonight, this Ding Lingling was a little unreliable, so he hurried to flash people.

The four of them understood the meaning in each other's eyes, and after a glance, they pulled their legs and ran out quickly.

"Stop, stop me. As soon as Ding Lingling saw the four of them running away, he immediately panicked, and quickly chased after them.

It's just that five minutes later, Ding Lingling returned to the small restaurant again, she walked directly to the dining table where Jiang Chen was, slapped the table hard, and said loudly: "Little rascal, I suspect that you are related to a certain criminal case, please go to the police station with me to assist in the investigation, you can remain silent, but every word you say may become evidence in court." ”

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