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Hearing the sound, Jiang Chen looked back and saw that a short and fat man was standing three meters behind him, with a tent on his shoulder. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

That Humpty Dumpty, with a strange and funny shape, has a natural sense of joy, who else can there be besides Na Luo Song.

"I said, the business on Penglai Immortal Island is basically monopolized by you, is it necessary to fight so hard?" Jiang Chen said in wonder.

"Little brother, you don't know about this. Humpty Dumpty waved his hand, put down the tent casually, and complained: "Business is difficult to do, it is a point to earn a point, my big family, both old and young, but they all count on me to make money alone, if I don't work hard, my eighty-year-old mother and eight-month-old child should drink the northwest wind." ”

"You say that as if I must buy your tent tonight. Jiang Chen said funny.

Naturally, for this Humpty Dumpty's words, Jiang Chen didn't even believe in punctuation.

This thing is only twenty-six or seventeen years old, not to mention whether there is an eight-month-old child, but it is absolutely impossible to have an eighty-year-old mother.

To say that there is an eighty-year-old grandmother waiting for him to earn money and go back to support, it is almost the same.

Of course, Jiang Chen was very unoptimistic about Humpty Dumpty's appearance and figure, whether he could find a wife.

"Little brother, don't you do this? What about doing business, what you pay attention to is that you are willing to do it, and a slap that doesn't make a sound is not forced to buy and sell, and I Luo Song has never done it. Humpty Dumpty said with a straight face, as if he were such a disciplined fellow.

"But if you don't force you to buy and sell, what will happen to your eighty-year-old mother? What will happen to your eight-month-old child?" Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"So, this depends on the little brother you take a righteous shot, just a tent, little brother, after you buy it, you can ensure that you can't suffer losses and can't be fooled, and you can also make your little brother have a good family, a successful career, and harmony, and everything you want will come true. Humpty Dumpty said with a smile.

"Why didn't I know that this tent had so many benefits, or I would have bought it, how much would it cost?" Jiang Chen asked casually.

"Eighteen thousand eight hundred and eighty. Humpty Dumpty opened his mouth and came.

When the words fell, seeing that Jiang Chen's face was very ugly, Humpty Dumpty smiled and said: "Little brother, this eighteen thousand eight hundred and eight hundred and eight is the price I sold to those people outside, with my friendship with my little brother, it will naturally be a big discount." ”

"In this way, I will cut my love bitterly, half sell it and give it to you, little brother, you only need to pay eighteen thousand eight hundred, and this tent is yours. After a slight pause, Humpty Dumpty took his hand and patted the tent, looking like he was bleeding profusely.

"Dare to be affectionate, the friendship between the two of us is worth eighty yuan?" Jiang Chen was suddenly unhappy.

Although, he didn't think that there was any friendship between himself and this Humpty Dumpty.

But since Humpty Dumpty decided that he had a friendship with him, Jiang Chen didn't mind, but the question is, what does this eighty yuan friendship mean?

"Little brother, you don't know about this, the purchase price of this tent is very expensive, I promise to earn your money, little brother, no more than eighty yuan. Humpty Dumpty said.

"How much?" Jiang Chen plucked his ears, as if he didn't hear very clearly, and motioned Humpty Dumpty to say it again.

"Eight hundred. Humpty Dumpty immediately changed his words, and his face did not change, as if, from the beginning, he was talking about eight hundred, definitely not eighty.

If someone thinks that it is eighty, it must be an auditory hallucination, and he himself is not responsible.

"How much, Brother Luo, why can't you even speak clearly?" Jiang Chen asked.

"Eight thousand. Humpty Dumpty sighed and said, "Little brother, with the friendship between you and me, I naturally have nothing to hide from you, to tell you the truth, selling a tent, I can earn you 8,000 yuan, but little brother, you have to be considerate of my difficulties, after all, I am old and young, it is not easy." ”

"How much?" Jiang Chen lazily played word games with this guy and asked directly.

The corners of Humpty Dumpty's mouth twitched, and he sighed again, and said, "Okay, this time it's really the truth, if this tent is sold to others, I can make 18,800, but because you are half buying and half selling to the little brother, so, basically, I don't make money." ”

As he spoke, the expression on Humpty Dumpty's face was called helplessness, as if he had given this tent to Jiang Chen at cost price, which was painful.

"So, you're going to sell me this tent for eighty dollars, right? For the sake of your sincerity, I'll buy it with reluctance. Jiang Chen said.

While talking, he took out the money casually, until he took out all the change in his pockets, Jiang Chen barely scraped together seventy-nine yuan.

Jiang Chen walked over, stuffed a handful of change into Humpty Dumpty's hand, and then took the tent away while Humpty Dumpty was stunned.

Jiang Chen is ready to set up the tent, you can't sleep in the big tent over there, and you can sleep in the small tent, after all, it is much better to have a shelter from the wind and rain, which is much stronger than sleeping in the open.

"Little brother, be kind. Humpty Dumpty grabbed the money that Jiang Chen stuffed over, counted and counted, counted three times, and determined that it was seventy-nine yuan instead of eighty yuan, crying with a face, as if his father and mother had died.

Is it easy for him to come over at night to sell the tent?

Even if he doesn't earn Jiang Chen's 18,800, he has to let him earn 8,008, but now it's good, he still has to lose a dollar.

Just this one dollar can almost kill Humpty Dumpty.

Looking at his aggrieved face, it seemed like he was about to cry.

"Hey, don't stand still, come here and get a hand, I don't know how to get this thing. Jiang Chen called.

Anyway, he bought something from Humpty Dumpty, but he spent money, and of course Humpty Dumpty has to be responsible for this after-sales service.

"Little brother, you are eating my flesh and drinking my blood. Humpty Dumpty was overwhelmed with grief.

"I suddenly understand you a little, it seems that the friendship between the two of us is really good. Jiang Chen said.

Humpty Dumpty's life, according to Humpty Dumpty's own words, is worth one dollar, and the friendship between him and Humpty Dumpty is worth eighty dollars.

What is this concept?

In other words, his status in Humpty Dumpty's mind is worth eighty times more than Humpty Dumpty's own life.

Eighty times the weight, it is conceivable that out of the previous misunderstanding of Humpty Dumpty, Jiang Chen suddenly felt a little ashamed, after all, Humpty Dumpty really has nothing to say to him.

"For the sake of our good friendship, little brother, can you bear to cheat me? At least make up this dollar? I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I panic when I see this number. Humpty Dumpty said in frustration.

"Why didn't you say it earlier. Jiang Chen blamed and said, handily, snatched the money in Humpty Dumpty's hand, counted out nine yuan and stuffed it into his pocket, stuffed the other seventy yuan into Humpty Dumpty, and said: "It's a whole number now, meet your obsessive-compulsive needs, don't be in a daze, hurry up and help." ”

Humpty Dumpty had seventy dollars in his hand, and he had the heart to die headlong.

When Jiang Chen took the money just now, Humpty Dumpty thought that Jiang Chen was going to give him a whole bill of one hundred, so that he could earn twenty yuan for the running fee after deducting the cost, so he didn't stop it.

After all, although there are few mosquito legs, they are still meat, which is much better than losing money and making money.

Who would have thought that Jiang Chen would do things so desperately that he would directly turn him from a loss of one to ten.

It's too ruthless, so direct and not pretentious.

Humpty Dumpty was twitching, he had always felt that he was quite ruthless, but he didn't expect that he had encountered a ruthless character now, and Jiang Chen was even more ruthless than him.

"Little brother, I think we have to talk about money. Humpty Dumpty muttered.

Even if Jiang Chen was unwilling to give him a whole bill of one hundred yuan, it would be good to return the nine yuan, Humpty Dumpty decided to work hard and fight for himself.

"Set up the tent first, or nothing else to talk about. Jiang Chen said undoubtedly.

As soon as he heard Jiang Chen say this, Humpty Dumpty immediately took action, which was faster than a rabbit, he motioned to Jiang Chen to watch from the side, and it took less than three minutes to set up a tent.

"Good workmanship. Jiang Chen glanced at it a few times and nodded with satisfaction.

"Of course, I sold this tent, and in terms of after-sales, it is natural that the customer is absolutely satisfied, and the customer is God. Humpty Dumpty said triumphantly.

Originally, it took Humpty Dumpty about five minutes to set up a tent, but now it only took three minutes, that is, it was set up, and Humpty Dumpty himself also expressed his satisfaction with his own efficiency.

"That's good, what about the future, if there is any problem with this tent, I will find you at any time, you have to be on call, okay, I am going to sleep, you can go." Jiang Chen waved his hand and gestured.

The tent is not big, but it is more than enough to sleep one person, and it looks like the quality is not bad, I have to say, although Humpty Dumpty is a little treacherous, but, at least, he did not cut corners.

"Little brother, let's talk about money. Humpty Dumpty said hurriedly.

He had lost ten dollars, and no matter what, he couldn't just leave.

"Well, you go and get me a bottle of mineral water, and we'll talk about the money later. Jiang Chen said.

"Two hundred for a bottle of mineral water. Hearing that Jiang Chen needed something else, Humpty Dumpty immediately opened his mouth, and he had to make up for the loss of the tent at one time.

"Whatever, go ahead. Jiang Chen said.

Humpty Dumpty was secretly happy, turned around and ran, and went to get mineral water, while Jiang Chen got into the tent, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

A minute later, Humpty Dumpty came over with a bottle of mineral water, just to see the scene of Jiang Chen falling asleep in the tent, and for a while, Humpty Dumpty was so angry that he almost smashed the mineral water on Jiang Chen's face.

"Little brother, you are really kind, you will lose my friend like this. Humpty Dumpty was deeply resentful, and after putting down the mineral water, he left unwillingly.

Unlike the previous few seconds, Humpty Dumpty kept sighing when he left, and his back looked so lonely.

"A tent, make a friend, Humpty Dumpty, has anyone ever said that you are really good at business?" his eyes opened, Jiang Chen took the bottle of mineral water, took a sip, smiled, and for a while, he felt that this Humpty Dumpty's behavior was really interesting, even if he intended to befriend him, in such a way, it was definitely not something that ordinary people could imagine.

And the reason why Jiang Chen understands this is because Jiang Chen knows very well that Humpty Dumpty cannot appear on the small island where he is for no reason, which in itself is a very risky thing, if he rashly breaks in, it is very likely that he will stay here forever.

Humpty Dumpty has the shrewdness and philistine of a businessman, and Jiang Chen heard the last sentence, which was clearly a pretext to play on the topic and deliberately said it to him.

"Friend?" Jiang Chen muttered to himself, faintly feeling that it seemed that having such a friend as Humpty Dumpty was a pretty good thing!