Chapter 1219: Broken Noodles, You Deceive People Too Much!
I have to admit that ordinary people really can't learn the trick of breaking noodles. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The huge middle finger was at least ten meters high, like a small western-style building with two or three floors, and it was so straight towards the man in the middle of the deserted village.
Even if you are a well-educated person, after seeing this scene, you will not be able to stand it and will scold.
Especially the Confucian young man next to Broken Noodles, he couldn't stand it, and he didn't want to be stimulated, he roared and pounced towards Broken Noodles.
"Roll the calf—"
Without waiting for the Confucian-faced young man to turn into a puff of green smoke and come to him, he sneezed with a broken face.
This sneeze was also powerful, turning into a violent wind, blowing the Confucian-faced young man with no weight directly into the air, falling heavily into the deserted village, and coincidentally smashed on the side of the man in the central area.
"What do you want!"
The man looked at Broken Noodles with an ugly face, he knew that this was a strong opponent, and no one knew who would kill him in a fight, after all, he hadn't fought yet, but the danger of Broken Noodles had exceeded his imagination.
Especially those terrible insects, which have now devoured a tenth of the deserted villages.
If this is not stopped, I am afraid that it will not be long before the entire deserted village will exist in name only and completely disappear from the map of the Two Realms Mountain.
"What do I think, let me think about it-"
Broken noodles were like a crazy demon, pacing back and forth, and suddenly he snapped his fingers, only to see that the insects that were still devouring here suddenly disappeared, and when they appeared, it was a tall Monkey King who was more than a meter tall, black as ink, and stood proudly behind him with an iron rod.
"Got it!?"
The man looked at the broken noodles with a solemn face, others couldn't see the danger of this guy, but he was like a human spirit, although he had died tragically, but he had eaten more salt than the rice noodles that others had eaten, so he couldn't help but be a little nervous when facing the broken noodles.
This is an unknown adversary, but it is precisely because of the unknown that people feel frightened and tremble.
"No, no, this idea still doesn't work, I'm not satisfied. ”
The words of broken noodles make men crazy, and they didn't say anything, but they were vetoed by you, do you dare not to gasp so much, it's scary!
Oh no, it's supposed to be a spook!
Broken Noodles muttered and looked at the deserted village in front of him, looked left and right, and didn't see anything worth grabbing, and was a little disappointed for a while, but he didn't plan to do anything about this deserted village, just came over to scare and scare, and went to help Liu Qian ask for some benefits.
If he finally came out and didn't bring anything back, he wouldn't be able to say anything on the face of the broken noodles, so he couldn't help but hook his finger towards the man and said, "Is there anything valuable, oh yes, it should be said, something that can be valued by this guy like me!"
Broken noodles word by word, said very clearly, this is obviously a blatant begging, to put it bluntly, it is the same as the bandits who came down from the mountain, there is no way, broken noodles are such people, they will not stop until they reach their goal, and they will naturally not leave if they do not fall to the benefit.
If he can't even look at what this man has taken out, maybe according to his madness, it won't be long before this deserted village can be pushed sideways and make it completely disappear from this world.
"Good stuff?"
The corner of the man's eyes jumped, he was a ground-level demon, and he would be inexplicably nervous in the face of a little ghost who was two levels lower than him.
It's good now, the other party kicked his nose on the face, begging for his baby, and for a while, his face became extremely ugly, this Nima is here to bully the ghost!
"Don't tell me you don't, if you don't, then I don't mind you don't even have a place to live, and don't doubt every word I say, because I don't like to joke with people who aren't my friends, huh-"
Broken Face squatted down, raised his head and looked at the man not far away with a smile, and said, "Give you two quarters of an hour's incident, oh yes, that's half an hour, if you can't get something, then I'm going to be crazy!"
The corner of the man's eyes jumped, looking at the broken noodles in front of him, listening to his understatement, his heart trembled for a while, what does this Nima mean!
He really wanted to change his state and fight with the broken noodles in front of him for 300 rounds now, and beat this bastard so much that he couldn't even recognize him, but after thinking about it, he finally smiled bitterly and put away his contempt, after all, his intuition didn't know how many times he had saved him from danger.
Now doubting his instincts, this is very irrational behavior, so, the man took a deep breath, and said, "Okay, but take something, are you sure you and the guy behind you will go?"
"It's been two minutes, I said, why are you so inkblotted?"
Broken noodles haha, simply sat directly on the somewhat desolate black ground, this ground, as if it had been roasted by fire, a little scorching feeling, but if you feel it carefully, the scorching heat is just an illusion, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is cold and biting.
"Okay, then you wait. ”
The man frantically suppressed the anger in his body, he was really afraid, afraid that he would go crazy and even beat himself.
But he didn't dare, and he didn't want to take risks, the devil knows what else this guy will do later, what if he can't beat him?
"Great, sir-"
The Confucian-faced man wanted to say something, but the man didn't pay attention to him at all, just turned around and walked towards the depths of the deserted village, as if he really went to get a treasure for the broken noodles.
The Confucian-faced man seemed to be stupid, he said nothing in the past, and his style of doing things was even more thunderous, no matter who dared to come to this deserted village to come to the door, almost all of them were torn to pieces by him, but why did he behave so plainly today, and even a little cowardly, so he wanted to give his own treasure to others?
Incredible, oh no, it should be said that it is too unbelievable, is this still his style, this is like a different person, so that the Confucian men wonder if it is their big brother.
Without waiting too long, the man came out of it, but behind him was a guy with white fur who was jumping up and down like a puppy, shivering and barking from time to time.
"Oh, lizarddragon!"
Just one glance, the broken face can clearly judge what this is behind the man, to be precise, it should be handed over to the lizard dragon, and the fish leaping dragon gate on the land of China is different, this lizard dragon is the power of the earth and fire to achieve the dragon shape, but it is somewhat different from the taste of four, although it is very strong, but in the real battle, it can not exert much strength, except for spitting or spitting.
"Yes, this is a lizard dragon at the pinnacle of the ice system, and it is also a dragon cub, and it has not yet recognized the master, so how about giving it to you?"
The man smiled, as if he was very satisfied with the gift he could get, but who could see him silently wiping tears behind his back and feeling distressed.
"Young dragons—"
Broken Face stared at the white puppy-like guy, the corners of his lips slightly raised, and the young dragon who looked at him with a crazy gaze trembled uncontrollably, as if he was afraid of him.
"But this thing takes hundreds of years to mature, and you think it's useful to me now? Are you kidding me? This thing won't be enough to bake for me to take two bites, so it's thin." ”
After the words were spoken, the young dragon seemed to understand his words, and after being frightened, Xu thought of something even more terrifying, and actually kicked his two thick calves violently and fainted.
"Or a coward, you're going to fool me with this thing?"
The complexion of the broken face suddenly became difficult to see, and the momentum of the whole person was also instantly erected, and once the momentum like a flood beast was revealed, the Confucian man who originally looked down on him a little bit swallowed his saliva, and the people retreated several steps one after another, and the cold sweat was even fainter.
"Friend, are you a little too deceitful, this young dragon can't do it, what more do you want!"
The man gritted his teeth, and his expression became hideous, so that the moment the robe he was wearing was rolled up in the wind, a dragon-shaped jade pendant appeared in the corner.
Seeing the broken noodles here, his eyes lit up, he slowly stood up, his waist was half-arched, and he smiled evilly: "Just the jade pendant on your waist, plus this dog, I can be satisfied!"
"No way!"
The man was so hateful that his hair was stretched up, and he stared at the broken face in front of him with resentment, and said: "If you deceive people too much, you should have a degree, so that we can see each other in the future, you don't leave me a way to live!"
"If you don't give it, if you don't give it to me, you'll be mad!"
Broken Face smiled, but he didn't care about the man's angry face, he just pinched his finger bones and made a crackling sound, as if he was warning and provoking.
Crazy, send your sister's crazy-
The man really wanted to scold, no matter what, hundreds of places around the deserted village were his territory, but now it's good, this is someone else's door, and he has to snatch away his most precious treasure, my Nima, what is the reason.
It's not that he's cowardly, the key is that this guy is too perverted, and he may even be eaten alive, he doesn't want to die!
Which creature you have lived for him for hundreds of years and enjoyed the boundless melting, and you let him die, is he willing? The answer is naturally yes, absolutely not!
Ants are still stealing life, not to mention old monsters that have lived for hundreds of years and longed to live longer.
"I'll count from one to ten, and if I don't give it, I'll go crazy and grab it directly. ”
Shattered Face shook his shoulders, and Wukong behind him suddenly opened his mouth and roared, "One!"
As soon as this voice was shouted, it was a strong wind, and many ruins and broken walls were directly rolled up and fell in the air, turning into ashes, dissipating and disappearing, and flying under the sound waves.
This voice, even the man was startled, the voice was too loud, beyond the range of ordinary people, and Liu Qian and the others, who were dozens of miles away, could hear it clearly, and suddenly turned around one by one.
"I think I know what that guy is doing!"
It's all counted one, two, three, four, five, this guy must have gone to the deserted village to ask for something, and with his temperament, if he doesn't squeeze the lord of the deserted village dry, it is estimated that he will not leave. (To be continued.) )