826 Yuan Jiang'er officially joined the alliance
As soon as I slept until daylight, I didn't even think I had lost anything, and in a daze, Ma Jie called me, but I asked him to go first. I don't mean to face it a little, the most important thing is that the head teacher woke me up, and I scolded a dog on the phone, I got dressed in a panic and went to the teaching building, and the third class has begun to lose.
There was no wolf in the classroom for a long time, Lin Keer sent me a few text messages, and I replied with a ride. After class, I went to the toilet to smoke and chatted with a few bastards from the first year of high school, and they asked me if Liang Qi was looking for me last night. I said yes, why was Wang Yao jumped away. They scolded Liang Qi, saying that he was pretending to be forced, and I knew that they would also scold.
At the end of the third class, Wang Yao came to me and said that he had negotiated with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, so he wouldn't trouble us.
I asked her really? She said really. also said that they ate together at night.
I was just happy and said they wouldn't be able to subdue us again. Wang Yao said no, if they want to do this again, she will definitely not let them go. I'm blind Wang Yao said sincerely, just say okay, give them another chance.
Wang Yao said: "However, they have one more condition. ”
"For a long time?"
"Say I want you to apologize. ”
", there's no mistake. Let's apologize to them, they're looking for trouble all along!"
"Okay, it's okay to give me some face, you didn't suffer much, you didn't suffer much, you dragged it like that in the Blue Moon Hotel, and you attacked Liang Qi in the water room last night...... Okay, okay, I know that you have suffered a loss, so you should give me a face, after all, they are also brothers, and you are not ashamed to apologize. ”
I didn't speak, and Wang Yao said again: "Zuo Fei, I've been grinding a lot of mouths, you should give me a little face, okay? I really don't hate you to be blind anymore!"
Blind to Wang Yao's earnest appearance, although I was reluctant in my heart, I still couldn't bear to refuse her, so I had to say, "There's no problem on my side." But I can't be the master alone, so why don't I go and ask the monkeys if they can do it?"
Wang Yao said: "Okay, if the monkey doesn't want to, I'll tell him personally." ”
Blindly come to Wang Yao, the two of them are decided, and let us stop the war at any cost.
The monkey also said before that Wang Yao had a better relationship with them. It's interesting enough that Wang Yao has helped us so many times, and Beiguo doesn't even want to sell her this face, so we really don't know what to do.
Because I was still tasked with escorting Lin Keer, I didn't rush to find Monkey and Huang Jie after school at noon, but went to pick up Lin Keer from class first, and then went to the cafeteria to have a meal together. She was sent back to the dormitory from the Internet café where she went.
Monkey and Huang Jie are still dragging games, but they are listless and have lost the vitality of scolding the whole country in the past, and they are a little absent-minded in dragging games. I walked up to them and patted them on the shoulder, and they both turned around at the same time, jumped up at the same time, and said in surprise at the same time:
"Zuo Fei, you're here!"
"Zuo Fei, I hate you!"
"Zuo Fei is going to buy us a meal. ”
"Zuo Fei, we haven't eaten for a day and a night!"
“……”
I doubt if I don't come to the Internet café, will they starve to death here?
I went to a small shop outside and bought them two chow mein, and then I personally delivered them to the computer, and I really couldn't find someone as good as me in the whole country. The two of them devoured the eggs, and sure enough, they quickly regained their vitality, not only greatly speeding up the speed of operating the keyboard and mouse, but also scolding the whole country with foaming at the mouth.
After they stopped for a while, I found an opportunity to play Wang Yao and talk about it. The monkey didn't speak, and I knew that it would be too difficult for the monkey to admit defeat and apologize, which was not in line with his character at all. I had no choice but to persuade: "Monkey, forget it, Wang Yao is not easy, why did you help us so many times before, let's just sell Wang Yao a face, okay?"
The monkey still didn't speak, his eyes kept on the computer screen, and he quickly operated the mouse and keyboard.
"I know you're uncomfortable, but Wang Yao is even more uncomfortable, both sides are her good friends, right......?"
The monkey was still silent, but I was blind enough that his brow was furrowed more and more, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and his anger seemed to be full. Finally, he scolded: "Yu Ye's two leaners, can you not give away the heads again, I cāo, your whole family, you don't say where you are from!!!!!"
“……”
I suddenly slashed the monkey to death.
Even Huang Jie next to him couldn't help it, he tore off the monkey's headset and said: "You can respect Zuo Fei and no one has been chattering next to you for a long time, what he said is all serious!"
I am grateful to Huang Jie, this person has such a strong sense of justice, it is estimated that he is Huang Feihong's generation.
The monkey was stunned for a moment: "Ah, Zuo Fei, have you been talking about it for a long time?"
All of a sudden, I slashed the monkey to death again.
"Yes, Zuo Fei, have you just been talking about it for a long time?" Huang Jie also asked.
I suddenly slashed both of them to death with a vicious stab.
But it's too late. As soon as I was about to speak, Huang Jie pounced on his seat.
"Ahhh
The monkey couldn't help it: "I'm cāo, you just finished a game before you came to pull my headset...... Zuo Fei, you wait, my game will be over. ”
God, give me a play AK47, I'm going to play them both suddenly!
The strong have their own strong players.
The wicked have their own grinding.
The weeds overgrow the corn.
The ruthless are afraid of being stunned, and the stunned are afraid of dying.
People are not ruthless, and they can't stand steadily.
At this moment, my mind was full of these words. I stood up and walked to the middle of their chassis while holding out the middle fingers of both of my hands—the middle finger of sin. With a "snap", the computers of the two went black at the same time.
"!" both jumped up almost at the same time, blinding their frantic faces, and I smiled wickedly.
"You bastard!" the monkey grabbed my neck: "You hurt us Shanxi people to surrender, you know!"
Huang Jie also pinched my neck and foot neck, "You really smear us Shanxi people...... "Yu Cai is in winter rest."
A mad ghost howled in the Internet café, attracting a crowd of onlookers, I played them and dragged them out of the Internet café, and when their relationship calmed down, I said Wang Yao's story again.
"That's it?" the monkey asked me.
"yes. I was stunned.
"Delay our time!" Huang Jie threw a sentence into the Internet café.
"Sick you. The monkey followed.
I jumped into the Internet café and saw that they were already sitting down, and before they could drag the game away, I jumped over and said, "Monkey, I didn't want to eat that night." ”
"Eat hair, blind to see that they can eat Yu Go?"
As soon as I heard this, I knew that the monkey would not agree to reconcile with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi. I said, "How can Wang Yao explain it?"
The monkey smiled: "Don't worry, isn't Wang Yao your lover? ”
"How long has it been?" Huang Jie poked his head over: "Wang Yao is Zuo Fei's lover?
I stroked my forehead: "Monkey, can we be serious? Even if we don't agree to reconcile with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, we have to give someone Wang Yao an explanation!"
The monkey didn't answer me, but put his hand in the crotch of his pants.
“…… Monkey, what are you going to do, it's not good in broad daylight, is it?"
The monkey ignored me, and for a while he found something black and threw it around. I was blind, and it turned out to be a USB flash drive.
"There is an audio in it, you take it to Wang Yao and let her make her own decision. ”
As soon as I was happy, I knew that the monkey had made a good profit, but I didn't take it: "You just took it out of a place for a long time?"
"Nonsense, can I put such an important thing outside? I have a pocket for my underwear, don't worry, it's clean, we care about these things so iron?"
“……”
I went to the bar and asked for a wet wipe, and despite the cold eyes and sneers of the monkey, I wiped the USB flash drive for a good play.
"Gone. "I'm going to put it on the USB flash drive.
"Wait, there's one more thing. The monkey whispered.
"For a long time?" I leaned over, my ears close to the monkey's mouth, waiting for his instructions.
We fight for the boss every day, but who denies the identity of the monkey's boss now?
The monkey grabbed me by the ear and whispered, "Lend me five dollars, I haven't eaten yet." ”
"Haha, I know!" Huang Jie came over for a long time: "You still hide it from me, no way, borrow me five yuan!"
I angrily threw off the ten dollars and left the Internet café.
Although it was still noon, I immediately called Wang Yao.
"How long has it been audio?" Wang Yao seemed to be in a daze.
"I don't know, the monkey just makes you listen. ”
"Okay, you're waiting for me in the women's dormitory. ”
I went to the women's dormitory and found a shaded tree to sit on. After a while, Wang Yao came, obviously not waking up yet, yawning all the way, her hair was a little messy, but she was very cute when she was blind.
"What the hell is it, so mysterious. Wang Yao also had a laptop in his hand.
"Who knows. "I played the USB flash drive and lost it.
The two of us sat on the steps, blindly scanning the USB flash drive with the XX security guard, and after a while, more than a dozen Trojan viruses popped up.
Me, Wang Yao: "......"
"I guess the monkeys are messing around with things. I laughed dryly, "Let's jump and kill." ”
After killing the virus, more than ten minutes have passed. Although it was early autumn, it was still sunny at noon, and we were sweating on our foreheads for a while. But I didn't feel annoyed at all, with Wang Yao sitting next to me, I didn't feel annoyed to sit for three days and three nights.
However, Wang Yao didn't think so much, she quickly dragged away the USB flash drive and muttered to herself: "Audio...... Which one?"
I was also stunned when I was blind, there were dozens of audios in it, and they were numbered differently.
Damn, which one is it, isn't the monkey playing with people!
"Hey, this!" Wang Yao said suddenly.
I was blinded, and there was an audio of "Fly Left Here" in a bunch of audios.
It's still a monkey carrying! It's a sweet little padded jacket!
Wang Yao quickly clicked on it, the audio was very short, only a dozen seconds, and the voice outside the notebook was quite loud: "Haha, Zuo Fei, click on it? The audio I made you blind is not this, you can click on the audio of No. 07." "There was the sound of a monkey lewd.
Me, Wang Yao: "......"
I suddenly felt that monkeys were so boring.
Wang Yao shrugged and clicked on the audio of No. 07 again, but there was a sound of bed calling inside.
"Oh, BABY, COMEON......" AND TM A FOREIGNER!
Both of us blushed instantly, it's not like I've never been blind to a video, I've never been blind with a woman, let alone Wang Yao!
The European and American women in the audio are still screaming, but fortunately there is no one around, otherwise we would be dead.
Wang Yao said with a straight face: "This is what the monkey asked me to listen to?"
I said embarrassedly, "I don't know, who knows how long the monkey smokes......"
The sound of calling the bed stopped abruptly, and the lewd voice of the monkey came again: "Haha, Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, are you two together? I'm joking with you, but it's not this that I let you listen to, you can just click on the 13th audio!"
...... "I've never seen such a boring monkey!"
Wang Yao had no choice but to click on the audio on the 13th again, but there was another voice of a woman calling the bed, the difference was that this time it seemed to be a Japanese girl: "Yiku...... One library ...... Ami Butterfly!"
Wang Yao squinted at me and blinded me: "This is you colluding with the monkey to play with me, right?"
I jumped up and said, "No, I just got the USB flash drive." ”
Monkeys are really ...... I'm sick!
The sound of calling the bed stopped again, and the monkey's voice sounded again: "Okay, let's stop teasing you little couple, let's go and order the audio of No. 5." ”
"Hurry up Audio 5!" I said.
"Point 5 audio, I asked evilly, what do you mean by a long time?" Wang Yao's eyes were like knives.
I had a sad face: "I don't know......"
"If you talk nonsense outside, I'll make fun of you castrate......" Wang Yao said as she dragged away the No. 5 audio.
I listened intently, and unsurprisingly, the sound of a woman calling for the bed came again.
"Damn!" Wang Yao was so angry that he almost fell off his notebook.
"No matter how patient you are, you also know the monkey's style, that's how he teases...... The monkey said that there is really something very important to tell you!" I jumped to stop Wang Yao, for fear that her notebook of thousands of yuan would be smashed.
Wang Yao took several breaths before continuing to sit and listen to the audio. At the monkey's instructions, click on audio 15, audio 27, audio 36, audio 12, and audio 23...... Of course, we have heard the sound of women all over the world calling for bed, and even Indian women have come out, and the accent is so bad that it is unbearable to hear it.
Wang Yao's faces and I are getting redder and redder, saying that this is the first time I have listened to pornographic audio with a girl, and when I listen to it, there are more than a dozen paragraphs without repetition, I don't know whether to thank the monkey or hate the monkey?
Just as I heard an Arab woman calling for the bed, a voice suddenly came from overhead: "Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, what are you two doing?"
When I looked up, it turned out to be Lin Keer.
Lin Keer pushed open the window in the dormitory on the third floor of the women's dormitory and blinded us.
Fortunately, it was far away, and she didn't know that Wang Yao and I were listening to pornographic audio.
"Ah, the monkey said that there was something to blind Wang Yao. I jumped tightly.
"Can I be blind together?"
Before I could speak, Wang Yao immediately said, "Yes, come and be blind together!"
"Okay. Lin Ke'er disappeared into the window, and it was estimated that she would come upstairs in a while.
I looked at Wang Yao with a complicated expression: "Are you sure you want to ask her to listen to it together?"
The two girls who were having an affair with me at the same time listened to pornographic audio with me...... This is a strange scene for a long time, ah, I cǎo!
Wang Yao said coldly: "I suspect that the monkey is playing with us, now click on the most important audio, Beiguo has not said anything important, then I can only leave." ”
"Okay. "I have no other way but to play in my heart that the ancestor of the monkey has been scolded by the eighteenth generation.
We clicked on the No. 1 audio according to the monkey's instructions, and this time there was finally no bed call, but the monkey's voice came: "Wang Yao, I am recording this audio in the Internet café now, and the yellow audio in the past was also set by me at will, in addition to being a gift to you and Zuo Fei, I also hope that these audios can ease your feelings...... Yes, you may feel sad when you listen to Yu Mian's recording, and maybe you will even have a nose. But it doesn't matter, Wang Yao, please believe me in vain, and also believe in Zuo Fei, we will always be with you. Are you ready? So let's get started. ”
"Wow......" Lin Ke'er happened to run over, and I made a "shhh" gesture at her.
The sun was shining overhead, and the three of us sat in the shade of a small tree, and the whole world was silent except for the rustle of the leaves in the wind. The monkey's voice was a silence that lasted for more than ten seconds, because of his previous foreshadowing, this silence was like the collective solemnity of everyone when the funeral was prepared in the coffin.
Finally, there was a voice, there were a lot of people, it was very noisy, it seemed to be drinking, and from time to time there were voices of persuasion and drinking orders. After a while, a voice sounded: "Ding Sheng, let's have a drink too." It was Liang Qi's voice.
"You drink less, and every time you drink too much, you make trouble. Ding Sheng's tone was not very pleasant.
"Haha, it's okay, come, drink, drink!"
The two touched the cup, and Liang Qi said again: "Ding Sheng, I really can't understand it, we have a good relationship with Wang Yao's girl for a long time, could it be that you hate her?"
Ding Sheng: "Soak her? Isn't that a burn? I'm not evil to be dragged to death by her brother, besides, that crazy woman has been good for a long time, and I won't soak her if the woman dies all day." ”
Liang Qi: "Haha, you still have a high consciousness, if Wang Yao throws himself into his arms, I will definitely want it, no loss or loss." ”
Ding Sheng: "You just can't control your crotch, that woman must not be provoked." ”
Liang Qi: "Then why do we still have to deal with her for a long time, and call my brothers and sisters all day long?"
Ding Sheng: "Do you remember our goal?"
Liang Qi: "Of course I remember, dominate Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School, and then slowly develop outside the school and be the number one force in Dongcheng!"
Ding Sheng: "That's right, for us, it's not a matter of dominating the first middle school, and the first departure in the third year of high school is our Tianyu, but if the evil develops outward, Wang Yao and her brother are a hurdle that cannot be overcome." Let's have a good relationship with Wang Yao, and in the future, we can get close to Wang Yao and her brother, gain her brother's trust, and then kill her brother to take the territory outside the school!"
Liang Qi: "Haha, so that's the case. Ding Sheng, Ding Sheng, it's still your vision. ”
Ding Sheng: "So, as a last resort, don't provoke Wang Yao, let's drag the emotional card with her, meet her requirements, the better you treat her, the more rewards you will have in the future......"
"Hahaha......" both of them laughed.
The audio stopped abruptly here, and there was no monkey nonsense in the face, everything that should be said was said in front of the audio.
I don't know where the monkey got this audio from, and it's not necessary to pursue this for a long time now, this thing is like a depth charge, exploding heavily in Wang Yao's heart, blasting her heart into a frenzy.
Is it a long feeling to be betrayed by someone you trust?
I don't know, I haven't experienced it, and I can't resemble Wang Yao's pain.
Wang Yao is motionless now, she didn't even blink her eyes, as if the audio hadn't ended yet, as if she was still waiting for the audio to pop up an easter egg, Ding Sheng and Liang Qi laughed together and said, "Wang Yao, we're joking with you!"
But no, not anymore, because the audio has ended here.
Wang Yao held the notebook in a daze, and didn't speak for a long, long time, and only the rustle of leaves in the wind was left between heaven and earth. R832