Chapter 101: The Monk of Karma
When the man suddenly spoke, I was thinking about a very serious question.
It's not a question of whether you can drink yin-shaped Gu chicken soup!
Compared with this question, another question is more urgent and strict - that is, why did Feng Tian suddenly think of making ** soup for me?
This gave me a sense of crisis?
To say that the two of us have known each other for several days, she is exquisite, and her spells are super strong, there is nothing to say, but she can't get along with the gentle and lovely people, I have made the rice these days, and she doesn't even brush a bowl!
When was the last time she was so gentle with me?
The answer is yesterday afternoon!
She exchanged all the props I had prepared for snacks and told me to catch ghosts with my bare hands! I almost didn't get blown up by the ghosts! That's a miserable thing.
What did she want to do this time?
I was thinking so deeply that the man's sudden speech startled me, and I almost didn't jump on the spot.
This is also the sequelae of dealing with ghosts too much, and I always suspect that the guy who suddenly speaks behind him is a ghost or not a human.
But it's not dark yet, so I guess it's a ghost!
Turning his head to look, good fellow, a bald head broke into view.
It turned out to be an obscure monk!
I was puzzled, "Master Obscure, why are you here?"
Obscure said with a smile: "I'll pick up the two donors, although the method is always open, but there is no introduction, how can I easily enter the door?"
I understood at the time, "Oh, after the Ganye Temple is closed, there is no insider to lead you in, then you came too early, it's just noon, we are too busy here, and we haven't eaten lunch yet!"
Hui Ming immediately climbed down the pole, "The poor monk practices taboo, and he doesn't eat at noon, just to disturb the donor." ”
Damn, I didn't mean that, who wants to invite you to dinner, I mean you came early, you didn't go until nine o'clock, you just after noon came to think about it.
Not to mention that Feng Tian has to deal with people, and unceremoniously yelled at the monk: "I hate bald donkeys the most, this chicken soup is made by me, and I will never give it to me!"
The monk smiled and said, "That Amitabha, the Buddha said that the grace of giving should be in a ...... of eating and drinking."
Feng Tian immediately interrupted him: "What the Buddha says, if you beat any more words, I will kick you out!"
Obscure and good, he immediately changed his words, "I came down from the mountain early in the morning, and I didn't eat breakfast, if you don't give me food, then I won't have the strength to lead you up the mountain." ”
Although it sounds much more pleasant to say that he speaks so normally, the content seems to be a little discordant, can this be what a great monk should speak?
But Xuan Mingguang said that it was not over, after speaking, he took off his monk's robe, revealing a set of sportswear, which was still Nike's, rolled up his sleeves, sat down at the dining table in a big way, looked at Feng Tian and said: "Little girl, don't murder me, you go to see Senior Brother Huiqing, that's a win-win thing, it's not who begs whom, otherwise you would have kicked me out a long time ago, didn't you?" I still drank your bowl of chicken soup today, if you don't give me a drink, then I won't take you to Ganye Temple!"
Feng Tian crossed his waist in front of the soup pot and raised his eyebrows, "Who doesn't know the road of Ganye Temple, and they still need you to guide the way?"
Hao Ming laughed, "Even if you can enter the Deganye Temple, but without my guidance, don't want to see Senior Brother Hao Qing, if you don't believe it, you can try!"
I thought about it, how can I do it if I can't see the obscurity, I still expect this old monk to show me a clear way to deal with Feng Tian's nightmare, otherwise I won't want to sleep well for the rest of my life, as a normal man, every night there is a big-breasted girl sleeping in his arms, and I can't do anything, sooner or later I will die of a nosebleed.
"Don't, master, we're just waiting to see Zen Master Huiqing!" I hurriedly came up to play the round, "Master, we are chicken soup, you are a monk, this blatant eating of meat is not very good, otherwise I will invite you out to drink a bowl of vegetable porridge?"
Obscure Ming pointed to the monk's robe that he took off, "Who said that I was blatant, I didn't take off the monk's robe, taking off the monk's robe means that I am not on duty after work, and no one can care about what I eat!" After speaking, he paused, and added: "I forgot to tell you, I am the chief CEO of Ganye Temple Group, in fact, I am not a monk, I was hired by Ganye Temple to operate, and I designed such an image for the sake of image needs!"
Damn, it's not a monk who opened your mouth and said that the Buddha shut up the Dharma, I don't know if I really think you are a monk.
Seeing that Obscure is so resolute, I think it's really not worth it to get into trouble with him for a bowl of chicken soup, as the saying goes, Hades is good to see little ghosts, and now Obscure Ming is the little ghost who gets in the way of our Obscurity!
I had no choice but to turn to Feng Tian and say, "Give him a bowl to drink, isn't it just a bowl of chicken soup." ”
Feng Tian sneered and pulled me aside, "In your eyes, this is just a bowl of chicken soup, but in the eyes of the two of us, this is a bowl of fate, this monk was unwilling to seduce you in the morning, and before noon, he came to continue to seduce, and it seemed that he was resolute." If he drinks your bowl of chicken soup, in his words, it will be a soup fate! If he has a relationship with you in the future, then there will be a rhetoric, and he will open his mouth to say, Su Shizhu, especially remember the fate of the soup that day, it can be seen that what is planted is the fruit of today. He drank this bowl of chicken soup today, and you will definitely become a monk in the future, so I won't let him drink this bowl of chicken soup no matter what!"
"It's too exaggerated, isn't it, but drinking a bowl of chicken soup can make me a monk?" I would be skeptical, but seeing that Feng Tian's expression didn't look like a fake, I couldn't help but muttered a little in my heart.
Feng Tian sneered: "This is called a kind of karma, and it is big." If you don't believe it, ask him directly, don't listen to what he says, he is a real monk, and he can't speak, otherwise it will be bad for his cultivation. ”
I turned around and asked, "Master, are you drinking this bowl of chicken soup to have a karma with me?"
Damn, why is this so awkward, what kind of marriage is it with a monk, there is a feeling that it may be based in the future.
Hui Ming ignored me, but looked at Feng Tian and said in a deep voice: "Master Feng, since you know so much about Buddhism, you must know the root of Nanming Nanhuo's life, why bother to maliciously sabotage, the achievement of this great fate is also beneficial and harmless to you!"
I'm upset, "Master Obscurity, you answer me first." ”
Feng Tian laughed very swayingly, and the smile was called a smugness.
Obscure Ming sighed helplessly, "It's karma, the cause of cause and effect, not the cause next to the female character." That's right, if I drink this bowl of chicken soup, I can plant the karma, which will help you a lot in the future. But even if you don't drink it, it won't prevent me from crossing you. Master Su Shi, I won't tell you, my ability is limited, I can't see that you have Nanming from the fire, it is Brother Huiqing who sees it, then **** back to Ganye Temple immediately retreat, before the retreat to explain two things, one is to entrust the Ganye Temple to me to manage, the other is to be sure to take you to see him tonight!
I didn't say a word, picked up the chicken soup, didn't look at it, tilted my neck, and drank it cleanly.
Hmm, the taste is actually not bad! The fragrance is tight, and after drinking it, the internal organs are indescribably comfortable.
I hurriedly beckoned: "Four-eyed, Dasha, don't look at it, drink it quickly, drink it all, don't waste it!"
Four-Eyed and Dasha stepped forward.
The three of us are not polite, one of us is holding a bowl, and we are around the soup pot, you have a bowl and I have a bowl, and we don't even serve the table, and in less than 20 minutes, we will drink a pot of chicken soup cleanly, and a whole chicken will gnaw until the bones are left.
I held my round belly and asked uneasily: "Senior sister, can't he get this bone, do you want to deal with it!"
Su Tian smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if the bones matter, he doesn't have that good appetite and can even digest the bones." That's good, I'll cook you chicken soup when I have a chance. ”
As he spoke, he raised his chin at Obscure like a demonstrative.
I didn't feel at ease, so I packed up those chicken bones and handed them to Four Eyes, "Take the bones to the old Wu family in front of you and feed them to his dog." ”
Four eyes answered, picked up the chicken bones and ran, and when he ran out, he was still far away from the obscure, looking afraid that he would rob halfway.
Obscure smiled bitterly: "Why bother, if you don't want to give, I won't rob it." ”
I burped and said, "Master Ming, it doesn't matter if you grab it or not, I also know that you won't rob it, I think if you start to grab it, then you will lose your original intention." ”
There was a light in front of him, "The donor really has a relationship with my Buddha, although he doesn't understand the Dharma, he can say it in one word." ”
"Less, anything in your place can have anything to do with the Dharma, this is a normal inference, I haven't heard of robbery to get a sense of it. I waved my hand and said, "I'm doing this to show my attitude, you should die, I'd rather be strangled to death by chicken soup than become a monk!"
Hao Ming lowered his gaze and smiled meaninglessly, "A qiē Yuan method has its own later!"
Feng Tian laughed proudly, "With me watching from the side, don't think about it, and ah, bald donkey, you probably won't push your life, you might as well find someone to push him and take a look, I sue you, his life is a peach blossom, and he has been torn apart from women all his life, even if he reluctantly becomes a monk, he is also a lewd monk!"
But he didn't speak, he stood up and walked to the courtyard with his hands behind his back, found a corner and sat cross-legged, and actually began to close his eyes and recite the scriptures.
Feng Tian was bored, pursed his lips, and glared at me again, "It's okay for you to stay away from this bald donkey, he is very dangerous!"
I quickly nodded and said, "Don't worry, after seeing Xuanqing, I won't see these monks again, even if they come to the door." That, is it true that you said that I killed Peach Blossom?"
I just asked casually, who knew that Feng Tian suddenly became popular, "Do you like peach blossoms very much? I'll plant one for you and put it on your head! I don't thank me at all for cooking chicken soup for you, I am kind enough to give it to the dog!"
Four-eyed and Dasha, who drank chicken soup, were innocently shot, the two looked at each other, and said in unison: "Boss, the two of us are back in the hospital, you two go on!" After speaking, he turned his head very unrighteously and flashed.
Feng Tian stopped talking to me anymore and went back to the room to surf the Internet.
I had no choice but to talk to him, so I had to sit on the edge of my bed and fiddle with my mobile phone to pass the time, and I had a simple bite at dinner, and I didn't invite him to eat with him, and he sat in the corner and didn't express his opinion, and when it was seven o'clock, he suddenly got up and said, "Let's go!" xh118