The man hurried and said, "Flying, you can change the notice before it is read out, you can quickly think of a way." ”

Half a year later, it's still during the school day. I, Monkey, Huang Jie, Zheng Wu, and Wang Yao gathered in the water room to discuss.

The news has been confirmed and is true, everyone else has demerits and smeared their mother's faults, only me and Liang Qi were expelled. As for the reason, it was because I took the lead in blocking the security section that day, and the head of the security section strongly demanded that the school expel me, saying that such lawless students would not be tolerated. There is another piece of news, saying that Yi Zhen secretly exerted force and also demanded that I be expelled.

Either way, my expulsion is a foregone conclusion. It will be announced at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday.

Zheng Wu said embarrassedly: "It's all my fault, I insisted on going head-to-head with Liang Qi." ”

I said, "It's none of your business, I want to see you win." ”

"Zuo Fei, if you are expelled, I will drop out of school with you, let's go to No. 7 Middle School and dominate the school in the same way!"

I didn't say anything. Actually, I don't want to, because the school in No. 7 Middle School is quite rotten, and the dead No. 1 Middle School is much rotten, and it's all bastards.

Huang Jie said: "Otherwise, let's beat up the head of the security section and ask him to apply to the principal for a change in Zuo Fei's punishment." ”

Wang Yao said: "This idea is okay, but don't do it, let me sue me, he is good at doing this." "Brother Hugh.

The monkey shook his head: "Don't tell you to sue. ”

"Why?"

The monkey did not answer. Still smoking silently. In fact, there have been several times, the monkey is especially reluctant to say that Gong Wang Yao she sues, when she mentions Gong Wang Yao, she either keeps silent, or hastily brings it, or changes the topic, the first time she mentions Gong Wang Yao, she sues, or Huang Jie warns me, the monkey is next to pretending to be out of the world.

It stands to reason that the monkey and Wang Yao have no intersection, so there will be no misunderstanding in the middle?

Huang Jie understood the monkey's mind as well as me, and said: "Then let's do it with a hand, I don't believe that we can't get a section chief!" ”

The monkey said: "What are you doing with the section chief, if you want to get the principal, that is the person who has the right to kill the mother." ”

We were all taken aback. Monkey kidding, right, headmaster?

The monkey threw the cigarette butt: "How is it, dare you?" ”

"What's not to dare?" And they all said.

"Okay, then let's follow." The monkey said again: "Wang Yao, you can go back first, you are not suitable to come in." ”

Wang Yao thought for a while and said, "Okay, then you should be careful yourself." He gave me a complicated look before leaving the water room.

Ten minutes later, we were in front of the headmaster's room, the monkey still holding a bouquet of roses in his arms. On the way here, this bouquet of flowers was originally in the trash. It is estimated that the unlucky egg confessed unsuccessfully. When the monkey was taught, he took the flowers and said that he would give them to the principal to express our sincere hearts. He didn't listen to us for a long time, and the monkey must give the flowers to the principal.

It's okay to teach him to tease, but now he is so funny, and Huang Jie didn't follow him to tease, is it interesting for him to tease alone? None of us can persuade him, so we just don't care about him, anyway, it's a matter of sticking out our heads if we are dead or alive.

We all looked at the monkey helplessly, and the monkey said, "What do you see, I want to confess to the principal, this flower is so fragrant, the principal will definitely like it." As he spoke, he sniffed his nose and made a very intoxicated appearance.

I finally couldn't help but laugh, even if I was expelled, I could watch the monkeys tease me once. The monkey knocked on the door, shouted a report, and when he heard the words inside, the monkey pushed the door and entered, and we followed the monkey in turn. The principal was writing something, and when he saw that it was us, he was shocked, and then frowned: "What are you doing?" ”

The monkey held the flowers and sent them over, and said with a smile: "Hello principal, this is the flower we bought for you, I wish your life to be as hot and passionate as this bouquet of red roses!" "What a!

The principal didn't look at the flower at all, and said with a calm face, "What's the matter?" ”

"You smell it, but it's fragrant." The monkey stretched out the flowers, and they were all about to hand over the principal's work.

The principal slapped the table: "Let's go out if it's okay!" ”

A few of us didn't even dare to come out, but the monkey still grinned, put the roses aside, and said, "Something, can you come if you have nothing to do?" Principal, I heard that we all have demerits, why is Zuo Fei expelled? ”

"Isn't it enough for him to obstruct the security section in carrying out its official duties and threaten the security section personnel?"

"Mom, for the sake of this flower, give Zuo Fei another chance, can you change it to the same demerit punishment?"

The monkey said as he winked at me. I think this is too nonsense, how could the principal let me go for the sake of a bouquet of flowers? I still stubbornly said, "Headmaster, give me another chance." ”

"Impossible!" The principal's mother said: "You students, all of you are stubborn, you fought in a group last time, and this time you fight again, it stands to reason that you should be expelled from all of you!" Don't think I don't know what you're up to, instead of worrying about him, worry about yourself, and make another mistake that promises to fire you all! ”

The principal's tone was firm, and there was no room for negotiation: "Go out, I still have to be busy with work!" ”

I sighed in my heart, after all, I still couldn't escape this fate. I glanced at the monkey and found that his face turned iron-blue, which startled me, it was the first time I had seen a monkey like this, whether it was to the ninth prince or to Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, I had never seen him so angry!

"You three go out first, I'll talk to the headmaster alone." The monkey said slowly.

I was shocked, could it be that the monkey wanted to do something to the principal? Before I could react, Huang Jie and Zheng Wu had already turned around and left, so I had to follow them out. Outside the principal, the three of us had sad faces.

"You say, will the monkey do anything to the headmaster?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Possibly." Huang Jie nodded: "He did this kind of thing." ”

Zheng Wu rubbed his hands: "Then I must go, I haven't beaten the principal yet, I've only beaten a physical education teacher before, and that stupid thing took the opportunity of morning practice to steal my girlfriend's breasts." ”

Me: "...... If there's a fight inside, let's go in and help. Zheng Wu and Huang Jie both said okay.

I leaned on the door and found it quiet, almost silent, as if they were whispering. I was wondering when the door suddenly opened, and the monkey appeared in front of me, startling me again.

"Alright, come in." Monkey non-shop calm.

We followed in confusion, and the headmaster was still sitting behind his desk, but his face was rather ugly.

"No need to come in."

He waved his hand, and we stopped at the door, and the principal said: "After discussion by the school committee, although Zuo Fei offended the security department personnel, the two of them were excellent in his teaching and learning, and they were the first offenders, so the expulsion punishment was revoked and the mother was changed once." ”

I was stunned, I didn't know how the monkey did it, and he and the principal only talked for three minutes, right?

"Thank you, Headmaster." The monkey bowed to him and said to us, "Let's follow." ”

We were just about to turn back, when another person rushed into the principal's office, almost knocking us over, this person almost crawled, and when he looked up, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, it turned out to be the head of the security department! I reflexively shook out, and saw a hooded black windbreaker flashing around the corner of the corridor, I thought it was Wang Yao, but then I felt that it was wrong, Wang Yao's figure is not so tall Mom!

"What's the matter with you?" In the principal's room, the headmaster looked at the head of the security section with a frown.

"It's okay, I fell myself." The section chief wiped his face, looked scared, and said, "Headmaster, about that Zuo Fei, I think we need to think about it carefully, although he threatened us, won't the two of us be expelled......"

You're here to intercede for me! My heart was pounding, and I immediately guessed that Wang Yao was looking for someone to do it, although the monkey didn't let it, the two Wang Yao could also make their own decisions, so the black shadow of Gao Ma just now was ...... The legendary Wang Yao, she sue?

"Let's follow." The monkey said, ignoring the head of the security section who was still chattering.

We went out of the teaching building, and except for Huang Jie, Zheng Wu and I couldn't wait to ask the monkey how to do it.

The monkey thought for a moment and said with a stern face, "I really want to know?" ”

Zheng Wu and I nodded repeatedly.

The monkey looked at it for a while, as if he had made a very motherly determination, lifted up his clothes and said, "I cut a kidney......

"Ahh I screamed and threw myself at the monkey, pinching his neck with a "ahhhhh

Zheng Wu also pounced and said nervously: "Zuo Fei, you light, the monkey just cut a kidney......"

"Okay, okay, I said, I said......" The monkey couldn't stand being pinched by me.

I let go of the monkey, and the monkey ran away, and I knew that I had been fooled, so I quickly chased after it. Zheng Wu also followed: "Monkey, slow down, be careful of your body......" Huang Jie followed unhurriedly, as if he didn't care about any of this.

In the end, I gave up, the monkey could not warn me, this matter was like checking out at the hotel that day, it became an unsolvable mystery in my heart.

At the flag-raising ceremony on Monday, the director of education read out our handling notice, Liang Qi was expelled from school without accident, in fact, since that day, he has not come to class again, and he has been humiliated by Zheng Wu's beating and crying. The rest of the people who have been handed in either demerits or warnings are all punishments for tickling. Ding Sheng was not punished because he did not participate in the fight.

After the ceremony, we got together and followed the punished mothers, glorious like heroes on the battlefield (of course, this behavior is actually quite naïve). Because of the tribulations together, the feelings of my mother's family have deepened, and Cheng Shan also played very well with us, and said that we would have dinner together another day, which would be regarded as a celebration banquet, and everyone happily agreed.

We followed the teachers in the Gong Teaching Building, and when we saw Yi Zhen in the building, they looked at us resentfully. I whistled at him, and then walked away laughing with the rest of the people, not seeing his increasingly sinister eyes.

When I returned to the dormitory at night, I was washing in the water room, and suddenly someone patted me on the back.

As soon as I turned around, a sharp knife pierced my heart! R832